Author's Notes: No sex scenes in this part, honest! Just weird stuff... If there was I had to rate it to R wouldn't I?

Evening

I woke. I felt strangely refreshed. I didn't feel out of whack like before. I had memories lingering from the encounter of the alien chick, Pry. She claimed to save my life after I 'plead' for my life... I don't recall pleading. The last I remember was eating some fruit then I fell asleep.

"Did you like your rest?" a voice asked beside me

I jerked my head to see Pry laying next to me on a bed. I mean we're both on a bed that had velvet and silk sheets.

"Uh, yeah. Hey where am I" I asked

"In my sleeping quarters" she said smoothly

I lighten up, "Well you know babe, I have a good reputation for being good in the 'sleeping quarters'"

"You do? That's perfect" Pry purred as she got closer

"Get on my rocket and I can fly you to the stars and back" I kept going

"Keep talking rat boy" she said more seductively

"And uh" I caught sight of her... erham, breasts, "Uh, and I... uh... eerrr...ooo, uh"

She suddenly forced her lips on mine. I had plenty practice at kissing so a smoothly fell into it. She pulled away.

"You kiss like an animal" she purred

Before I could reply she engaged into a kiss again. Wait a sec? Did she say what I heard she say? Why was this weird? She was suppose to be the alien who hardly knew about our planet and yet she talked like she was from there... Oh crap got to get away. Must ask. Need to know!

I tried to push away but she forced herself onto of me, not letting go on the kiss. Suddenly I felt something wet and slimy on my lips. I opened my eyes and instead of seeing the beautiful chick I saw a grey ugly looking thing. I panicked. EWWWWW GROSS!

With all my strength I pushed her (it, more likely) off and scrambled out of the bed and on the far side of the wall. I spat and wiped my mouth. I turned to get a good look at what the thing is. It was a gray ugly blob that had tentacles coming from all ends except a little part at the top which was for a face with one large popping eye, long nose and a mouth.

"What in Haven City..."

"Come my beloved! Lets us continue intercourse" the creature spoke in a hissy distort tone

"WHAT!" I screeched, "What are you!"

"I am Linnhanajakjinnlowtrinmpullakakemishipojocohiffhurrlimnotoasvyn. Or in you simple language Pry" It replied

"No, no, no! Your not Pry! Your an ugly thing! Pry was a beautiful chick!" I wailed

"I use many disguises to try and seduce the opposite gender of different species. You were once human and now still attracted to humans" she slurred in her distorted voice

"Huh?" my mouth open, "How do you know I was once human?"

"I must spore children before the next complete cycle of the moon or I'll lose my fertility" she continued

"I don't care!" I screamed, "I can't believe you try to get onto me!"

The creature slimed off the bed towards me. I backed up against the wall.

"I saved your life, you owe me this gift. Plus you smell divine" the creature tried to convince me

I sniffed at myself. I still strongly smelled like Metal Head. Shit she thinks Metal Head guts smell divine. Ewww this is really gross. I can't believe this is happening to me! ON MY BIRTHDAY! I think I'm so deep in Yakow poo I think I have to swim out. I'm going insane! I'm soooo going to an isolation room in the mental institution! White padded walls sound really peaceful right about now.

"Hey, lady... or what ever you are, I owe you nothing! I rather die than 'spore you children'" I growled

She hissed and her tentacles lashed out grabbing me. I felt gross wet warm slime. This was worse then being sprayed with Metal Head guts!

"AHHHHHHH!" I screamed, "This isn't fair! When I wanted my birthday present I didn't want this!"

"Come my beloved. Lets finish what we have started" she coxed as she turned to enter the bed again.

"NOOOOOO!" I screamed I struggled against her thick slimy tentacles that I was rapped in. No avail. Where's Jak when you need him? I'm about to be raped by a slimy grey alien and he's not here to save my ass!

"Who is this Jak?" the creature asked

"What?" I groaned

"This Jak you say about" she asked

"I didn't say anything about Jak. I was thinking how he should kick you ass" I growled

"No you were thinking on how she should 'save your ass'" she corrected in her distorted tone

"What? Wait... you can read my thoughts?" I ask

"Yes"

"Can you read through memories as well?" I asked curiously

"Indeed"

"Is that how you knew I was human before?"

"Yes"

"Is there anyway you can help me?" I asked hopefully

"I do not know much from your world. I am sorry I cannot provide an answer to your question"

"Never mind" I said disappointedly. I had to ask.

"I did not mean to intrude. I wished to know who you were"

"Its ok I guess. Why didn't you say all this before? If you can look through my mind then you know that I don't wanna do it with you and I wanna go home!" I cried

"Yes but then I'll have no one to spore children with" she said

I smiled as a wicked thought came to mind.

"I know who the perfect partners for your spore. If I think about them and picture them, you think you can 'beam' them here and you can have them. Then let me go?" I asked trying to convince, "They make excellent partners"

The alien creature thought about it.

"I agree with your offer. Since I wish to honour your 'birthday', your freedom will be your 'birthday present'" it announced

"Great!" I chirped for the first time without sarcasm

I closed my eyes and thought to those people and painted a picture. Hoping the alien would read it. After a while I felt her tentacles relax. She set me down on the metal floor and released me. I opened my eyes to see her one eye looking straight at me.

"These four mates shall be suitable to spore many children" she announced, she left the room

I followed her. She went to the control room where we were previously. She went to a control panel and moved a few things on the panel.

"They shall be arriving soon" she informed me

Then I saw her blob transforming. Her colour changed and soon she was moulded into the long eared sexy chick that I first met.

"Cool I gotta get me that ability!" I rubbed my hands

"You are not Kaiannfogonpoldnalainneoaewindmoaidejkylosijehuaksgurounian. So you do not possess this ability"

"What's Kaian... never mind" I muttered realizing there was no point to ask

Suddenly four beams of light appeared in the middle of the room. I smiled as I saw them in turn. One was the grumpy salesman that was bossy, he seemed to be in mid conversation when he was 'beamed' in and was holding fruit. He suddenly blinked confused by the surroundings.

Next was the Krimzon Guard that refused to let me go after seizing me from the Salesman. He stopped after taking a step forward upon arriving. He looked around holding his rifle tensely. Then he saw the salesman and was in confusion.

Then the next person to be 'beamed' up here was my least favourite. The large needle wielding psychopath man at the pound. He stood there and looked around.

"What in Tarnations... not again! Another alien adduction? I guess its better than crop circles in the fields" he said in his southern country accent

The last but not least was the scientist guy, Pierre Kreen. He needed a life and a little excitement so I'll give him one. He was scribbling on something then he looked up and looked around in confusion.

"This isn't my lab..."

All four of me spotted me then spotted the dead hot looking chick. If I hadn't known what she was I would fall for her again.

"These men are perfect. I shall thank you... what is your name?" she asked

She can read minds and look though my memories but she doesn't know my name? That's a little odd...

"Daxter" I replied simply

"Daxter?" All four men chorused my name. I looked at them confused.

"Thank you Daxter, you may return to your city. Where do you want to go in your city?" she asked

"To the Naughty Ottsel" I replied

"Your Daxter? The rabid orange rat that was with the purple monster?" Salesman interrupted

"I knew you were the outlaw's pet" the Krimzon Guard sniffed

"No wonder my Lurkers escaped. You and your criminal friend freed Lurkers in the past..." the pound man murmured

"Maybe that's why your body accepted the protein. Have you been exposed to Dark Eco in the past? Or maybe being around the Dark Eco monster, you contracted something..." He started to go in deep thought

I'm famous! But my fame is always connected with Jak. Oh well that's one consequence of being the big hero. Always get stuck with the sidekick.

"Yup! Well enjoy the hot babe! Got to go, bye bye!' I said cheekily

Just then Pry operated the control panel and next thing I knew was a white light surrounding my vision then left me and I found myself in front of the Naughty Ottsel. I noticed a citizen was looking at me funny then running away. I blinked wondering what was up with him.

I felt the cool evening breeze as the large white moon shone it's light and followed by a green bright light. I smiled I was back home, with no one chasing me, no one sticking any needles in me or trapping me in cages... just how things suppose to be.

The Naughty Ottsel brightly lit, which meant that someone was inside. I ran towards it and the doors slid open. I saw all the gang there having a drink and chatting if nothing happened. Keira, Jak, Samos, Tess, Sig even Ashelin and Torn were there. Torn doesn't even like me! Then again, they didn't go through the all the things you went through.

"Jak, that's gross!" Keira growled

"What?" Jak said innocently

"Do you really need to fart now?" she snapped

"What?" Jak blinked

"Stop pretending that you didn't make that smell" she rolled her eyes and walked away

"What?" he blinked then sniffed, "I didn't make that smell... anyway what is that putrid smell?"

I growled. I survived everything and they party as if I was here. I didn't get a lousy happy birthday or a present and I didn't have my coffee this morning nor any drinks. Now they pass my smell as a fart. Now I'm totally peeved.

"It's no my fault that some Metal Head decided to be squished and spill is guts over me!" I shrieked at the top of my lungs

All attention was drawn to me and everyone stopped what they were doing.

"Daxter! There you are, where were you?" Jak asked

"Where was I? WHERE WAS I!" I practically screamed I shook in anger more than old greenie, "Well let me tell you, Jak!" I put emphasis on his name, "After you and Keira ate all the food I decided to get some, food but I forgot to get money so I had to steal some. The salesman caught me and I was handed over to the Krimzon Guard.

The guard took me to the pound for Lurkers, might I add, and the pound keeper stuck a freaking big needle in me! After I freed the lurkers and escaped from perusing guards by going into the sewers with the Lurkers. The Lurkers left and I made my way to the main entrance but encountered a Metal Head! I almost lost my tail while running away from it! Luckily I got to the elevator before it did but it got stuck in the security door. As the elevator went up so did it's head and eventually got squished against the wall and sprayed its green slime all over me!

After a momentary vomiting some guys in yellow suits came and kidnap me! I found myself in a lab being researched and told I was going to die in 12 hours because of the Metal Head guts that spilled all over me was poisonous! But strangely enough the big needle that the pound man gave me prevented that from happening the scientist was determined to find out why.

I escaped and fled on an airship, which eventually was shot down, and I was about to die when I was 'beamed' to an alien spaceship. Yep that's right an alien spaceship! The alien chick tried to get on to me claiming she needed to spore children and she turned out to be a tentacle-infested blob! Lucky I convince her to take come other people instead of me! So I was 'beamed' back here outside the Naughty Ottsel and find you all here drinking! I DIDN'T EVEN GET ONE LOUSY HAPPY BIRTHDAY OR A PRESENT!"

I was heavily panting after my rant. Everyone looked at me with blank expressions and probably thinking I lost it. Which I think I do myself. I stopped puffing and straighten my posture.

"Now if you excuse me I'm going to go to Mental Institution and stay in a nice white padded room and stay there and be safe from all this occurring again!"

I turned away and was leaving back through the door.

"Whoa, hey Dax, wait" Jak called

I turned, "What!"

He smiled, "Happy Birthday"

I blinked at him. All stress and tension magically was gone. I smiled, "Thanks..."

"I tried to find you but I couldn't and I was worried about you. They finished repairs at noon so I tried to find you to tell you. We decided to hold a party for you hopping you'll turn up... and you did. So this is your Birthday party. We even got some presents for you"

"Really?" I asked with my eyes full of hope and tears

"Yeah, really" Jak smiled

"This what I wanted all day. I went though so much bad luck and..." I chocked. I could kiss Jak ten times over but I don't think he'll like it so I didn't

"Come on" Jak urged

I walked in and the party resumed it's normal chatting self. The night was pretty good. No more bad luck! I finally gotten what I wanted all day, birthday cake and presents. Presents I got was a talking Baron doll from Sig, a small Dagger from Torn and Ashelin, a big kiss and a woolly hat for winter from Tess but the best gift of the night I got was from Jak and Keira. A pair of pants! Yup just made for me! They were red, my favourite colour too. I smiled. I may suffered greatly today but it was worth it because I got Ottsel pants! Whoo-hoo!

But there was a little surprise I was never expecting. A bright light entered the room after receiving my presents. There appeared Pry. Something I wasn't expecting, I hope she wasn't going to take me back. My friends where either surprised or on guard.

"Hello, Daxter, I came by to say good bye. I am returning to my planet. Those four mates were perfect" Pry said

"You did them already? Gee that was quick..." I said surprised

"They are returned back to where they came from and they are physically fine. I shall spore children in a few cycles. Thank you" she continued

"Sure no problemo" I said cooly, "Keep those kids in line"

She nodded and looked around, "So this is what a 'birthday' looks like"

"Yep" I replied

"Then as you people say, 'have a good one' and 'party hard'"

Then she vanished again in her white light beam.

"Oookaay that was different..." Jak murmured

"Who was she?" Tess asked probably echoing everyone else's thoughts

"She's Pry. My alien friend" I explained, "She's in disguise"

There was an awkward silence. I don't know what do to or to say. I think they all seen weird things in their time but not quite as weird like this. I think everyone was in the same way. Suddenly there was a knock at the door and Brutter appeared at the door.

"Hello warrior pals!" Brutter greeted

"Hey Brutter" Jak greeted

"I though you were in charge of patrols tonight" Ashelin spoke up

"I am. But Brutter heard what little orangy warrior friend did for Lurker people and had to repay him back on his birthday!" he explained

"Freeing the Lurkers wasn't such a big deal" I boasted, "It's in my nature, to rescue innocent animals"

I could have sworn I heard some people snigger.

"Outside come, you must. Your present is waiting!" Brutter said and turned and left

I hopped off the counter and ran to the door. Everyone else was not fair behind, curious as I am. I gasped as my eyes grew wide, licking up the sight before me.

"I can't believe it!" I ran towards it, "Yay! Whoo- hoo! This is the best birthday ever!"

There in front of me was a large lurker balloon waiting for me to ride. I wanted to ride on a lurker balloon before but Jak had to play hero and didn't get go on. Now I get to ride on one! Now I leave the party and descend in the clouds. I'll enjoy my evening and pray that nothing bad happens like the balloon would burst... no don't go giving ideas to who ever is making my suffering worse, Daxter!.

I endured many things today but it was well worth it in the end...ahhh who I am I kidding? It was the absolute worst! Just the party in the end was great! Tomorrow is another day with more trouble waiting... but then again it could be a boring like yesterday and the day before and the day before... you get the picture. So see ya! Who ever is out there! And don't drink all the grog while I'm gone or I'll be very pissed with you! And not in a drunken way either!

The End

Enjoyed Daxter birthday? I did. If not well then go to another party. :P

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