Mutants of the Caribbean
Scene Eighteen: I'm Crazy Your Stupid and He's Evil
The Interceptor crew and Kitty were all tied up and being held by Magneto's pirates.
Remy walked around them smiling. "If any o' yo' so much as tink dey word parley," Remy growled, "Gambit will shove one o' dese cards down yo' throat, mon ami."
The Toad's crew glared back at Remy but non of them spoke. They jumped as the Interceptor suddenly exploded. "Oops." Boom Boom laughed.
"Lance…like, no!" Kitty screamed as she watched the flaming bits of the ship fall back into the ocean.
Magneto laughed and walked up to Kitty, "Welcome back, Miss Alvers."
Kitty glared at him, holding back tears.
"Magneto!" Lance called as he jumped onto the deck.
"Like, Lance!" Kitty exclaimed.
Lance looked at Kitty and turned back to Magneto. "Let her go." He demanded, pointing Toad's old gun at Magneto.
"Fool," Magneto laughed, "You've got one shot and we can't die."
The pirates laughed and Toad shook his head. "Don't do anything stupid." He pleaded.
Lance looked at Toad, then at Kitty, and back at Magneto. "You can't…but I can." He said, pointing the gun at his head.
Toad sighed, "Like that."
Magneto looked at Lance skeptically, "Who are you?"
Toad jumped between Lance and Magneto before either could speak. "No one, just another crew member of mine," He leaned in closer to Magneto and whispered, "They're all crazy like me, yo?"
Magneto pushed Toad aside and looked at Lance.
"My name is Lance Alvers, son of Avalanche Alvers." Lance looked at Kitty, "His blood runs through my veins."
The pirates and Toad's crew gasped.
"Blimey, it's like ol' Avalanche himself's come back to haunt us!" Pyro exclaimed.
"Do as I say or I'll pull this trigger and you'll be cured forever." Lance demanded.
"Name your terms, Mr. Alvers." Magneto said, now looking a bit worried.
"Kitty goes free." Lance said.
Magneto rolled his eyes, "We know that, anything else?" Lance thought for a moment as Toad danced around pointing to himself. "A…and the crew is not to be harmed." Lance stated.
Magneto smiled, "Agreed."
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Boom Boom pushed Kitty onto the plank that was set over the side of the ship. "Go on!" Tabby yelled, "Walk the plank!"
Kitty nervously walked forward, trying not to look down at the water.
"Magneto, you lying hood!" Lance yelled from where he was being held by one of the pirates. "You swore she'd go free!"
Magneto turned to face Lance and laughed, "I agreed she'd go free, it was you who failed to state when and where." He smiled and turned back to Kitty. "Though, it is a shame to lose something so fine."
Kitty gave him a confused look. "So, we'll be taking that dress back." Magneto laughed.
The crew laughed as Kitty scowled, took the dress off, and threw it at Magneto. "It'll look better on you anyway." She yelled.
"Off you go, lass! Come on!" Legion called.
Kitty started walking slowly across the plank again. "Too long!" Sabretooth yelled. He walked forward and stomped on the plank, causing it to shake and knock Kitty off.
Kitty screamed as she fell into the water.
Back on the ship the pirates pushed Toad onto the plank. "I'd really hoped we were past this, yo?" Toad pleaded.
"Toad, didn't you notice?" Magneto laughed, "That's the same little island we made you Governor of on our last trip."
Toad looked over his shoulder at the minute island, "Yeah, I'd noticed, yo?"
Magneto smiled, "I doubt you'll escape again. Off you go."
Toad put his hands up, "Last time you left me a pistol with one shot."
Magneto sighed, "Alright, where's Toad's pistol?" One of the pirates held it up. "Bring it here." Magneto exclaimed.
Toad looked at the pistol, then at Kitty swimming in the water below him. "Seeing as there's two of us, I thought maybe you'd give me a pair of pistols, yo?"
"One pistol," Magneto said, "Shoot the girl, starve yourself." With that he threw the pistol into the water and Toad jumped in after it. Magneto and the crew laughed while Lance looked on wondering what was going to happen to Kitty.
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Cast:
Elizabeth Swann ~ Katherine "Kitty" Pryde
Will Turner ~ Lance Alvers
Captain Jack Sparrow ~ Todd "Toad" Tolensky
Pintel ~ Remy "Gambit" Lebeau
Ragetti ~ St. John "Pyro" Allerdyce
Grapple ~ David "Legion" Haller (Xavier's Son)
Jacoby ~ Tabitha "Boom Boom" Smith
Bo'sun ~ Victor "Sabretooth" Creed
Barbossa ~ Eric "Magneto" Lensherr
Bootstrap Bill ~ Dominic "Avalanche" Alvers
Next Chapter: Power8 Is Not The Answer
Scene Eighteen: I'm Crazy Your Stupid and He's Evil
The Interceptor crew and Kitty were all tied up and being held by Magneto's pirates.
Remy walked around them smiling. "If any o' yo' so much as tink dey word parley," Remy growled, "Gambit will shove one o' dese cards down yo' throat, mon ami."
The Toad's crew glared back at Remy but non of them spoke. They jumped as the Interceptor suddenly exploded. "Oops." Boom Boom laughed.
"Lance…like, no!" Kitty screamed as she watched the flaming bits of the ship fall back into the ocean.
Magneto laughed and walked up to Kitty, "Welcome back, Miss Alvers."
Kitty glared at him, holding back tears.
"Magneto!" Lance called as he jumped onto the deck.
"Like, Lance!" Kitty exclaimed.
Lance looked at Kitty and turned back to Magneto. "Let her go." He demanded, pointing Toad's old gun at Magneto.
"Fool," Magneto laughed, "You've got one shot and we can't die."
The pirates laughed and Toad shook his head. "Don't do anything stupid." He pleaded.
Lance looked at Toad, then at Kitty, and back at Magneto. "You can't…but I can." He said, pointing the gun at his head.
Toad sighed, "Like that."
Magneto looked at Lance skeptically, "Who are you?"
Toad jumped between Lance and Magneto before either could speak. "No one, just another crew member of mine," He leaned in closer to Magneto and whispered, "They're all crazy like me, yo?"
Magneto pushed Toad aside and looked at Lance.
"My name is Lance Alvers, son of Avalanche Alvers." Lance looked at Kitty, "His blood runs through my veins."
The pirates and Toad's crew gasped.
"Blimey, it's like ol' Avalanche himself's come back to haunt us!" Pyro exclaimed.
"Do as I say or I'll pull this trigger and you'll be cured forever." Lance demanded.
"Name your terms, Mr. Alvers." Magneto said, now looking a bit worried.
"Kitty goes free." Lance said.
Magneto rolled his eyes, "We know that, anything else?" Lance thought for a moment as Toad danced around pointing to himself. "A…and the crew is not to be harmed." Lance stated.
Magneto smiled, "Agreed."
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Boom Boom pushed Kitty onto the plank that was set over the side of the ship. "Go on!" Tabby yelled, "Walk the plank!"
Kitty nervously walked forward, trying not to look down at the water.
"Magneto, you lying hood!" Lance yelled from where he was being held by one of the pirates. "You swore she'd go free!"
Magneto turned to face Lance and laughed, "I agreed she'd go free, it was you who failed to state when and where." He smiled and turned back to Kitty. "Though, it is a shame to lose something so fine."
Kitty gave him a confused look. "So, we'll be taking that dress back." Magneto laughed.
The crew laughed as Kitty scowled, took the dress off, and threw it at Magneto. "It'll look better on you anyway." She yelled.
"Off you go, lass! Come on!" Legion called.
Kitty started walking slowly across the plank again. "Too long!" Sabretooth yelled. He walked forward and stomped on the plank, causing it to shake and knock Kitty off.
Kitty screamed as she fell into the water.
Back on the ship the pirates pushed Toad onto the plank. "I'd really hoped we were past this, yo?" Toad pleaded.
"Toad, didn't you notice?" Magneto laughed, "That's the same little island we made you Governor of on our last trip."
Toad looked over his shoulder at the minute island, "Yeah, I'd noticed, yo?"
Magneto smiled, "I doubt you'll escape again. Off you go."
Toad put his hands up, "Last time you left me a pistol with one shot."
Magneto sighed, "Alright, where's Toad's pistol?" One of the pirates held it up. "Bring it here." Magneto exclaimed.
Toad looked at the pistol, then at Kitty swimming in the water below him. "Seeing as there's two of us, I thought maybe you'd give me a pair of pistols, yo?"
"One pistol," Magneto said, "Shoot the girl, starve yourself." With that he threw the pistol into the water and Toad jumped in after it. Magneto and the crew laughed while Lance looked on wondering what was going to happen to Kitty.
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Cast:
Elizabeth Swann ~ Katherine "Kitty" Pryde
Will Turner ~ Lance Alvers
Captain Jack Sparrow ~ Todd "Toad" Tolensky
Pintel ~ Remy "Gambit" Lebeau
Ragetti ~ St. John "Pyro" Allerdyce
Grapple ~ David "Legion" Haller (Xavier's Son)
Jacoby ~ Tabitha "Boom Boom" Smith
Bo'sun ~ Victor "Sabretooth" Creed
Barbossa ~ Eric "Magneto" Lensherr
Bootstrap Bill ~ Dominic "Avalanche" Alvers
Next Chapter: Power8 Is Not The Answer