Mutants of the Caribbean
Scene Nineteen: Power8 Is Not The Answer
"That's the second time I've had to watch them sail off with my ship." Toad complained as he watched the Black Pearl from the tiny islands beach.
"But you were, like, marooned here before." Kitty sighed as she watched the great Captain Toad Tolensky slump down into a crouching position. "Like, we can escape the way you did then." She suggested.
"Escape and do what?" Toad growled despairingly. "The Black Pearls gone and Lance with it, yo?"
"But your, like, Captain Toad Tolensky. You vanished right in front of, like, seven S.H.I.E.L.D. agents. You, like, sacked Nassau Port without firing a single shot. Are you the pirate I've read about or not? Like, how did you escape last time?" Kitty asked getting into Toad's face.
Toad glared at her for a second. "Last time. . ." He sighed looking away from Kitty. "I was here for three days, yo? Last time. . ." Toad stood up and started wandering around knocking on tree trunks until he found a hallow one. "Power8 was using this island for storage." He took one leap away from it and when he landed it made a thud sound. "They came by and I managed to sneak onto their ship." With a slight flourish Toad revealed a wooden trap door that had many kegs of Power8 beneath it. He held a keg up for Kitty to see, she curled her lips in disgust at it, but Toad didn't seem to notice. "As you can see they haven't come back since Commodore Colossus placed a ban on the junk."
"Like that's it," Kitty asked angrily, "that's the secret adventure of the Infamous Toad Tolensky? You spent, like, three days lying on a beach, drinking Power8?"
"Welcome to the Caribbean, valley." Toad stated as he tucked the keg of Power8 under his arm.
Kitty pouted for a second then an idea crossed through her head and a devious smirk crossed her face. Power8 could get mutants wasted faster than any alcohol known to man, so all she had to do was let Toad drink and then. . .
"We're devil, black sheep, really bad eggs, drink up, my brothers, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me." Toad and Kitty sang as they gallivanted around the big bonfire they'd started. Finally Toad flopped down in the sand followed quickly by Kitty.
"I love this song, yo? Really bad eggs! Woot." Toad hollered, "When I get the Black Pearl back, I'm gonna teach it to the whole crew!" He through his arms back and almost tipped over.
"You'll be, like, totally the most fearsome pirate in the Spanish Main." Kitty crowed.
"Not just the Spanish Main, valley, the entire ocean, the entire world, yo?" Toad told her excitedly as the bonfire's reflection danced in his golden eyes Then he sobered for a moment losing some of the fire, but adding to the intensity. "Cause that's what the Black Pearl really is. . . is freedom."
Kitty looked at him piteously and said in a sad soft tone. "It must be, like, terrible for you to be trapped on this island, Toad."
Toad picked up a bottle of Power8 "Yeah, but the company is way better since last time, yo?" He commented, falling back into his drunken stupor.
"Like, to freedom." Kitty cheered taking up a bottle of her own.
"To the Black Pearl." Toad added before taking a swig and falling over unconscious. Kitty smiled as she through her bottle into the bonfire causing a small explosion. She smiled again and set to work on turning the entire island into one big bonfire in hopes of catching the X-Men search party's attention.
Toad awoke in the morning to find the entire island either on fire or already burned. "No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doin', yo?" He gasped, "You're worst than Pyro! You burned everything! The food, the shade, at least Pyro would have left the Power8, yo?" Toad whined.
"Yes, like, the Power8 is gone." Kitty informed him smugly.
"Why is the Power8 gone?" Toad asked pleadingly.
"It's, like, totally icksome and it makes a good signal fire. Like, the X-men are looking for me, you know." Kitty explained happily even though she could tell Toad's moral was deteriorating more and more by the second.
"But why is the Power8 gone?" Toad asked again as if he hadn't heard.
"Like, chill," Kitty sighed, "the X-men will be here soon."
Toad pulled out his gun and aimed it at Kitty's head. Then on a second thought he pointed it at his own, then back at Kitty. Finally he got frustrated by his own indecision and holstered the gun again. "It must be, like, terrible for you to be trapped on this island, Toad." Toad muttered mockingly to himself as he stormed away from Kitty. "It, like totally, must be, like, terrible for you to, like, like, like, like, like! Like, it is now, valley!" He yelled back at her before leaping over a sand dune. On the other side he could see the H.M.S. Dauntless anchored with a life boat full of X-Men headed to there island. Toad smacked himself in the face and muttered, "There will be no living with her after this."
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Cast:
Elizabeth Swann ~ Katherine "Kitty" Pryde
Captain Jack Sparrow ~ Todd "Toad" Tolensky
Next Chapter: Unhappy Captains
Scene Nineteen: Power8 Is Not The Answer
"That's the second time I've had to watch them sail off with my ship." Toad complained as he watched the Black Pearl from the tiny islands beach.
"But you were, like, marooned here before." Kitty sighed as she watched the great Captain Toad Tolensky slump down into a crouching position. "Like, we can escape the way you did then." She suggested.
"Escape and do what?" Toad growled despairingly. "The Black Pearls gone and Lance with it, yo?"
"But your, like, Captain Toad Tolensky. You vanished right in front of, like, seven S.H.I.E.L.D. agents. You, like, sacked Nassau Port without firing a single shot. Are you the pirate I've read about or not? Like, how did you escape last time?" Kitty asked getting into Toad's face.
Toad glared at her for a second. "Last time. . ." He sighed looking away from Kitty. "I was here for three days, yo? Last time. . ." Toad stood up and started wandering around knocking on tree trunks until he found a hallow one. "Power8 was using this island for storage." He took one leap away from it and when he landed it made a thud sound. "They came by and I managed to sneak onto their ship." With a slight flourish Toad revealed a wooden trap door that had many kegs of Power8 beneath it. He held a keg up for Kitty to see, she curled her lips in disgust at it, but Toad didn't seem to notice. "As you can see they haven't come back since Commodore Colossus placed a ban on the junk."
"Like that's it," Kitty asked angrily, "that's the secret adventure of the Infamous Toad Tolensky? You spent, like, three days lying on a beach, drinking Power8?"
"Welcome to the Caribbean, valley." Toad stated as he tucked the keg of Power8 under his arm.
Kitty pouted for a second then an idea crossed through her head and a devious smirk crossed her face. Power8 could get mutants wasted faster than any alcohol known to man, so all she had to do was let Toad drink and then. . .
"We're devil, black sheep, really bad eggs, drink up, my brothers, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me." Toad and Kitty sang as they gallivanted around the big bonfire they'd started. Finally Toad flopped down in the sand followed quickly by Kitty.
"I love this song, yo? Really bad eggs! Woot." Toad hollered, "When I get the Black Pearl back, I'm gonna teach it to the whole crew!" He through his arms back and almost tipped over.
"You'll be, like, totally the most fearsome pirate in the Spanish Main." Kitty crowed.
"Not just the Spanish Main, valley, the entire ocean, the entire world, yo?" Toad told her excitedly as the bonfire's reflection danced in his golden eyes Then he sobered for a moment losing some of the fire, but adding to the intensity. "Cause that's what the Black Pearl really is. . . is freedom."
Kitty looked at him piteously and said in a sad soft tone. "It must be, like, terrible for you to be trapped on this island, Toad."
Toad picked up a bottle of Power8 "Yeah, but the company is way better since last time, yo?" He commented, falling back into his drunken stupor.
"Like, to freedom." Kitty cheered taking up a bottle of her own.
"To the Black Pearl." Toad added before taking a swig and falling over unconscious. Kitty smiled as she through her bottle into the bonfire causing a small explosion. She smiled again and set to work on turning the entire island into one big bonfire in hopes of catching the X-Men search party's attention.
Toad awoke in the morning to find the entire island either on fire or already burned. "No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doin', yo?" He gasped, "You're worst than Pyro! You burned everything! The food, the shade, at least Pyro would have left the Power8, yo?" Toad whined.
"Yes, like, the Power8 is gone." Kitty informed him smugly.
"Why is the Power8 gone?" Toad asked pleadingly.
"It's, like, totally icksome and it makes a good signal fire. Like, the X-men are looking for me, you know." Kitty explained happily even though she could tell Toad's moral was deteriorating more and more by the second.
"But why is the Power8 gone?" Toad asked again as if he hadn't heard.
"Like, chill," Kitty sighed, "the X-men will be here soon."
Toad pulled out his gun and aimed it at Kitty's head. Then on a second thought he pointed it at his own, then back at Kitty. Finally he got frustrated by his own indecision and holstered the gun again. "It must be, like, terrible for you to be trapped on this island, Toad." Toad muttered mockingly to himself as he stormed away from Kitty. "It, like totally, must be, like, terrible for you to, like, like, like, like, like! Like, it is now, valley!" He yelled back at her before leaping over a sand dune. On the other side he could see the H.M.S. Dauntless anchored with a life boat full of X-Men headed to there island. Toad smacked himself in the face and muttered, "There will be no living with her after this."
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Cast:
Elizabeth Swann ~ Katherine "Kitty" Pryde
Captain Jack Sparrow ~ Todd "Toad" Tolensky
Next Chapter: Unhappy Captains