Disclaimer: Inuyasha doesn't belong to me. Neither do any of the characters
in this fanfic.
Hey there everybody! It is I, Reaka! Naraku is still unconscious from his last beating from fans, but don't worry Miroku lovers! You'll get your chance to join in on torturing him at the end of the chapter! I'll bet you anything you guys're desperate to know who this mysterious person is, right? Well, the only way to find out is to read it.
To the reviewers! Thank you all for reviewing! I'm sorry for killing Miroku, but don't blame me! It was all Naraku, so when he wakes up, you can beat him up! All right?
Miroku: Just get on with the damn story already!
Reaka: Holy shit! You died!
Miroku: Yeah? It's still not fair to leave the dead guy in suspense!
Reaka: All right! (inching away from dead Miroku as much as possible) I'll get it started. Here's Chapter 5 of Tool Late!
Miroku: Psycho...
Chapter 5- Why?
Kikyo emerged from the shadows. The look on her face was that of hatred as she looked at us.
/But...why?/
"Kikyo?" Inuyasha asked, not believing his eyes.
"Inuyasha," Kikyo said. "So you've lived through the forest."
"What's going on?" I demanded. "Why are you with Naraku?"
"No!" Inuyasha said. "No! Tell me it's not true! Kikyo..."
"Save it," Kikyo said, "you know as well as I do that it's true."
/What's she talking about? No...no! Inuyasha!/
"I see you figured it out. Yes, it's true. I planned it all."
"Kikyo! Why?" I asked.
"You don't believe it," she continued. "It's true. I told Naraku where you were. I told Naraku your plans. I even told him whom to kill. All he said he wanted from me was my love and your deaths."
Inuyasha shook with anger as he watched Kikyo take Naraku's hand.
/What's she going to do?/
Kikyo smiled at Inuyasha then turned to Naraku. They shared a kiss. I stared, wide-eyed, at the scene. Inuyasha started to go towards them, but I held him back.
"No! That's what they want!" I said. "Act like you don't care!"
He stood in front of me and waited. Naraku finally broke his kiss with Kikyo. The two of them stared at the three of us. Kilala growled at them both.
"So why team up with him?" I asked.
"Very simple, Kagome," Kikyo explained, "Inuyasha betrayed me. Now it's my turn to betray him."
She laughed as she said this. Then she pulled out her bow and arrows and aimed at Inuyasha.
/Doesn't she know that Naraku was the one that killed her? Not Inuyasha! Or does she already realize it but...that doesn't make any sense! Why?/
"Now I will finish what I started fifty years ago." Kikyo said. "May you burn in hell, Inuyasha. Now die!"
The arrow flew.
"INUYASHA!"
Kagome fell backwards on her bed, eyes closed. Fearing for the worst, Sesshomaru went to her. He laid his hand on the girl's forehead.
"She's only fainted." He said to himself. "The story must've overwhelmed her. I'll let her sleep."
Sesshomaru pulled the covers a little more for Kagome then walked out of her room. His servant, Jaken, was standing at the doorway.
"How long were you listening to that?"
"E-ever since the girl woke up. Forgive me master!"
"Silence. Just watch the girl and tell me when she's awakened. Now where's Rin?"
"She's in the study, reading."
Sesshomaru left without another word for the study. But one thing was still on his mind. He still didn't know what happened to his little brother.
It was short, but how was it? Aren't you proud Sesshomaru's back in the story? Aren't you? Aren't you?
Sesshomaru: I know I am! I thought I was just going to be off-stage forever. Counting how many more people are coming in to torture Naraku. Although it is amusing watching it all.
Reaka: (hugs Sesshomaru). We all love you! Even if you do stay in the background most of the time, we still love you.
Sesshomaru: You really suck at comforting people, you know that?
Naraku: (Waking up) Please tell me the fans are all gone.
Miroku: (suddenly appearing) FAN GIRLS ATTACK!!!!!!!
(Enraged Miroku fans come and attack Naraku. Naraku is now being chased around the room and being kicked at by fan girls.)
Miroku: Justice for my death has now been prevailed.
Reaka: Do you feel happy now?
Miroku: Yes.
Well, as you can see, I left a cliffy! I left a cliffy! (stopping now!). You're going to have to wait if you want to know what happens! Now please send me nice reviews! Heck, I'll even take flames! It would be nice to have some constructive criticism. I didn't like this chapter as much as the other ones, but please review anyway! Please?
Naraku: HELP!!!!
Hey there everybody! It is I, Reaka! Naraku is still unconscious from his last beating from fans, but don't worry Miroku lovers! You'll get your chance to join in on torturing him at the end of the chapter! I'll bet you anything you guys're desperate to know who this mysterious person is, right? Well, the only way to find out is to read it.
To the reviewers! Thank you all for reviewing! I'm sorry for killing Miroku, but don't blame me! It was all Naraku, so when he wakes up, you can beat him up! All right?
Miroku: Just get on with the damn story already!
Reaka: Holy shit! You died!
Miroku: Yeah? It's still not fair to leave the dead guy in suspense!
Reaka: All right! (inching away from dead Miroku as much as possible) I'll get it started. Here's Chapter 5 of Tool Late!
Miroku: Psycho...
Chapter 5- Why?
Kikyo emerged from the shadows. The look on her face was that of hatred as she looked at us.
/But...why?/
"Kikyo?" Inuyasha asked, not believing his eyes.
"Inuyasha," Kikyo said. "So you've lived through the forest."
"What's going on?" I demanded. "Why are you with Naraku?"
"No!" Inuyasha said. "No! Tell me it's not true! Kikyo..."
"Save it," Kikyo said, "you know as well as I do that it's true."
/What's she talking about? No...no! Inuyasha!/
"I see you figured it out. Yes, it's true. I planned it all."
"Kikyo! Why?" I asked.
"You don't believe it," she continued. "It's true. I told Naraku where you were. I told Naraku your plans. I even told him whom to kill. All he said he wanted from me was my love and your deaths."
Inuyasha shook with anger as he watched Kikyo take Naraku's hand.
/What's she going to do?/
Kikyo smiled at Inuyasha then turned to Naraku. They shared a kiss. I stared, wide-eyed, at the scene. Inuyasha started to go towards them, but I held him back.
"No! That's what they want!" I said. "Act like you don't care!"
He stood in front of me and waited. Naraku finally broke his kiss with Kikyo. The two of them stared at the three of us. Kilala growled at them both.
"So why team up with him?" I asked.
"Very simple, Kagome," Kikyo explained, "Inuyasha betrayed me. Now it's my turn to betray him."
She laughed as she said this. Then she pulled out her bow and arrows and aimed at Inuyasha.
/Doesn't she know that Naraku was the one that killed her? Not Inuyasha! Or does she already realize it but...that doesn't make any sense! Why?/
"Now I will finish what I started fifty years ago." Kikyo said. "May you burn in hell, Inuyasha. Now die!"
The arrow flew.
"INUYASHA!"
Kagome fell backwards on her bed, eyes closed. Fearing for the worst, Sesshomaru went to her. He laid his hand on the girl's forehead.
"She's only fainted." He said to himself. "The story must've overwhelmed her. I'll let her sleep."
Sesshomaru pulled the covers a little more for Kagome then walked out of her room. His servant, Jaken, was standing at the doorway.
"How long were you listening to that?"
"E-ever since the girl woke up. Forgive me master!"
"Silence. Just watch the girl and tell me when she's awakened. Now where's Rin?"
"She's in the study, reading."
Sesshomaru left without another word for the study. But one thing was still on his mind. He still didn't know what happened to his little brother.
It was short, but how was it? Aren't you proud Sesshomaru's back in the story? Aren't you? Aren't you?
Sesshomaru: I know I am! I thought I was just going to be off-stage forever. Counting how many more people are coming in to torture Naraku. Although it is amusing watching it all.
Reaka: (hugs Sesshomaru). We all love you! Even if you do stay in the background most of the time, we still love you.
Sesshomaru: You really suck at comforting people, you know that?
Naraku: (Waking up) Please tell me the fans are all gone.
Miroku: (suddenly appearing) FAN GIRLS ATTACK!!!!!!!
(Enraged Miroku fans come and attack Naraku. Naraku is now being chased around the room and being kicked at by fan girls.)
Miroku: Justice for my death has now been prevailed.
Reaka: Do you feel happy now?
Miroku: Yes.
Well, as you can see, I left a cliffy! I left a cliffy! (stopping now!). You're going to have to wait if you want to know what happens! Now please send me nice reviews! Heck, I'll even take flames! It would be nice to have some constructive criticism. I didn't like this chapter as much as the other ones, but please review anyway! Please?
Naraku: HELP!!!!