The Jerry Springer Show
1/29/2004
Episode 2
"The break up get-together"
By Sango 16
Jerry: Hello lady's and Genes, and welcome to the show. Today we have on the show Miroku, Hello Miroku.
Miroku: Hi, Jerry.
Jerry: Miroku would you like to tell the audience why you are here.
Miroku: Well, Jerry. I'm here to tell Inuyasha, Kikyo and Kagome that it's over. And to tell Sango that I'm in love with her.
Jerry: Ok let's bring out Kikyo.
(Kikyo comes out, crowd boos)
Jerry: Hi, Kikyo.
Kikyo: Hello, Jerry. And for all you mother fer's out there, your all gonna die!
(Kikyo walks to Miroku and sits down)
Jerry: Kikyo, would you please tell us your relationship with Miroku.
Kikyo: Well, Miroku, Kagome, Inuyasha and I spend our free time having a foursome.
Jerry: Really! Well let's bring out Kagome and Inuyasha.
(Inuyasha and Kagome come out)
Jerry: Hello Kagome and Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Hi.
Kagome: Hello.
Jerry: Kagome are you...
Inuyasha: Would you people stop yakkin and tell me what the hell is going on!
Miroku: Sigh Inuyasha, Kikyo, and Kagome. I have come to tell you that it's over between us!
Kagome: No more 4 some! Cries
Inuyasha: What the hell! I was never in so called "foursome"!
Kikyo: Inuyasha, you know good and well we were doing that!
Miroku: Well no matter, I'm calling it off! Ever since I tried to give her mouth to mouth at the water god's temple and she slapped me leaving a embarrassing mark. I've fallen in love with her.
Kagome: Who are you talking about.
Inuyasha: Well it is obvious he's talking about that old hag, Kaede!
Miroku: umm Inuyasha, shut the HELL UP!!!!! I'm talking about...(gets cut off by Kagome)
Kagome: Your talking about Sango!
Miroku: Thanks for telling the whole world.
Kagome: Your welcome.
Inuyasha: What the hell is going on?
Kagome: Yes Please Miroku do tell.
Kikyo: Did you bring us here to tell us your going to destroy Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: No wait just a damn minute her, if anyone dies its gonna to be you, (pointing at Kikyo) you back stabbing bitch!
(Kagome, Inuyasha, Kikyo start to argue) (Miroku sighs)
Jerry: Hey, now. I have been very languet but this is my show if you don't settle down, I'll have to ask you to leave. Now apologize to each other and Miroku.
Kagome: Sorry Inuyasha: Sorry (Yeah right!) Kikyo: Sorry
Jerry: Now lets bring out Sango. Sango please come out here.
(Sango comes out onto the stage, crowd cheers, but she is crying.)
Jerry: Welcome to the show, Sango. Why so glum?
Sango: Hi, Jerry.
Miroku: Hi, Sango, what's wrong?
Sango: I'm crying because I don't know why I'm here.
(Miroku takes her hand in his)
Sango: But I don't understand.
(Miroku wipes the tears away from her cheeks)
Jerry: Go ahead Miroku tell her.
Miroku: Sango
Sango: Yes
Miroku: Sango, I have been having a foursome with Kikyo, Kagome and Inuyasha!
Sango: What! You brought me here to tell me that!
WAK!! (Sango slaps Miroku)
Miroku: I deserved that!
Jerry: Oh, that had to hurt.
Miroku: Sango, I wasn't finished!
Sango: Well out with it then!
Jerry: Hurry, we are running out of time!
Miroku: Sango I'm I'm
Sango: Yes, yes out with it
Miroku: Sango, I'm in love with you. Sango: Well, I don't know what to say.
Kagome: Inuyasha are you crying?
Inuyasha: No! I just got a little something in my eye.
Jerry: Well folks that's it for now.
To Be Continued!
Update: Sango and Miroku are dating now. Kikyo is in hell. And as for Inuyasha and Kagome, they are engaged. They will marry in February.
1/29/2004
Episode 2
"The break up get-together"
By Sango 16
Jerry: Hello lady's and Genes, and welcome to the show. Today we have on the show Miroku, Hello Miroku.
Miroku: Hi, Jerry.
Jerry: Miroku would you like to tell the audience why you are here.
Miroku: Well, Jerry. I'm here to tell Inuyasha, Kikyo and Kagome that it's over. And to tell Sango that I'm in love with her.
Jerry: Ok let's bring out Kikyo.
(Kikyo comes out, crowd boos)
Jerry: Hi, Kikyo.
Kikyo: Hello, Jerry. And for all you mother fer's out there, your all gonna die!
(Kikyo walks to Miroku and sits down)
Jerry: Kikyo, would you please tell us your relationship with Miroku.
Kikyo: Well, Miroku, Kagome, Inuyasha and I spend our free time having a foursome.
Jerry: Really! Well let's bring out Kagome and Inuyasha.
(Inuyasha and Kagome come out)
Jerry: Hello Kagome and Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Hi.
Kagome: Hello.
Jerry: Kagome are you...
Inuyasha: Would you people stop yakkin and tell me what the hell is going on!
Miroku: Sigh Inuyasha, Kikyo, and Kagome. I have come to tell you that it's over between us!
Kagome: No more 4 some! Cries
Inuyasha: What the hell! I was never in so called "foursome"!
Kikyo: Inuyasha, you know good and well we were doing that!
Miroku: Well no matter, I'm calling it off! Ever since I tried to give her mouth to mouth at the water god's temple and she slapped me leaving a embarrassing mark. I've fallen in love with her.
Kagome: Who are you talking about.
Inuyasha: Well it is obvious he's talking about that old hag, Kaede!
Miroku: umm Inuyasha, shut the HELL UP!!!!! I'm talking about...(gets cut off by Kagome)
Kagome: Your talking about Sango!
Miroku: Thanks for telling the whole world.
Kagome: Your welcome.
Inuyasha: What the hell is going on?
Kagome: Yes Please Miroku do tell.
Kikyo: Did you bring us here to tell us your going to destroy Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: No wait just a damn minute her, if anyone dies its gonna to be you, (pointing at Kikyo) you back stabbing bitch!
(Kagome, Inuyasha, Kikyo start to argue) (Miroku sighs)
Jerry: Hey, now. I have been very languet but this is my show if you don't settle down, I'll have to ask you to leave. Now apologize to each other and Miroku.
Kagome: Sorry Inuyasha: Sorry (Yeah right!) Kikyo: Sorry
Jerry: Now lets bring out Sango. Sango please come out here.
(Sango comes out onto the stage, crowd cheers, but she is crying.)
Jerry: Welcome to the show, Sango. Why so glum?
Sango: Hi, Jerry.
Miroku: Hi, Sango, what's wrong?
Sango: I'm crying because I don't know why I'm here.
(Miroku takes her hand in his)
Sango: But I don't understand.
(Miroku wipes the tears away from her cheeks)
Jerry: Go ahead Miroku tell her.
Miroku: Sango
Sango: Yes
Miroku: Sango, I have been having a foursome with Kikyo, Kagome and Inuyasha!
Sango: What! You brought me here to tell me that!
WAK!! (Sango slaps Miroku)
Miroku: I deserved that!
Jerry: Oh, that had to hurt.
Miroku: Sango, I wasn't finished!
Sango: Well out with it then!
Jerry: Hurry, we are running out of time!
Miroku: Sango I'm I'm
Sango: Yes, yes out with it
Miroku: Sango, I'm in love with you. Sango: Well, I don't know what to say.
Kagome: Inuyasha are you crying?
Inuyasha: No! I just got a little something in my eye.
Jerry: Well folks that's it for now.
To Be Continued!
Update: Sango and Miroku are dating now. Kikyo is in hell. And as for Inuyasha and Kagome, they are engaged. They will marry in February.