The Jerry Springer Show
Episode 3
"Will you marry me?"
By Kagome 17
Jerry: Today on the show we have Miroku and his pet male cat demon, Rhylee. Hi Miroku.
Miroku: (wearing a tux) Hi Jerry.
Jerry: Will you tell us why you are here again?
Miroku: Well, Jerry. I came to propose to Sango. We have been dating for a while and I think we should get married.
Jerry: Ok, here's Sango
(Sang comes out wearing her village cloths with her pet female cat demon, Kilila)
Jerry: Welcome to the show Sango.
Sango: Hi, Jerry. Can someone tell me why I'm here? Miroku, what are you doing here?
Miroku: I came to ask you something.
Sango: Don't ask me if I will bare your child again.
Miroku: No, It's something else.
(Miroku gets out of his chair and gets on his hands an' knees) (He pulls out a little black box out of his pocket and opens it) (Sango gasps)
Miroku: Sango, I know we have been dating for a while. Um...(clears his throat) will you be my wife?
Sango: (almost speechless) Miroku, I ... yes... yes, Miroku I will marry you?
(Crowd starts cheering)
Jerry: Our next guest is Sesshoumaru. (Sesshoumaru comes out dressed in his kimono with both arms) (He sits down)
Jerry: Hi, Sesshoumaru.
Sesshoumaru: Hi, Jer...(Jaken runs in and interrupts his master.)
Jaken: Me lord, shouldn't have left me behind!
Sesshoumaru: (in a angry voice) Jaken, go back and baby-sit Rin!
Jaken: yes, me lord, I'm sorry. (Running backstage)
Sesshoumaru: Coward. Sorry, Jerry.
Jerry: Tell us why you are here today.
Sesshoumaru: I'm here to propose to my girlfriend, Mitzie. We have been dating for 2 centuries.
Jerry: Wow, that's a long time.
Sesshoumaru: I'm a demon not a human.
Jerry: We will be right back.
(Kagome, Inuyasha, Kaede and Shippou (disguised as a tall red haired 20 year old boy) sitting in the crowd talking to each other about Sesshoumaru.)
Kagome: Inuyasha, I didn't know your brother has a soft side, but less than you.
Inuyasha: He had a woman when I was little. Then he lost her cause he had to raise me. After that he left me in the woods so I could grow up strong. Every time I think about my past, I get pist. I was so lonely. I didn't trust anyone cause they all tried to kill me.
Kagome: Sorry to hear about your past. I'm just glad you're not lonely anymore. I hate Hojo and (smiling and paused for a min.) I love you.
Shippou: That's the first time I heard you say that, Kagome. I love you too. (Giggling)
Kaede: (smiling) I'm glad ye got over ye differences.
Inuyasha: Shut up.
Back to the Show...
Jerry: Welcome back to the show. Here's Mitzie.
(Mitzie comes out in an aqua blue t-shirt say "Princess" and tight black jeans with hear blue hair down to her waist)
Jerry: Hi, Mitzie, welcome to the show.
Mitzie: Hi, Jerry. I'm glad to be here with Sesshoumaru.
Jerry: Could you tell us what your relationship with Sesshoumaru is?
Mitzie: Serially, we have been dating for 2 centuries.
Jerry: Where and how you two meet.
Mitzie: Well, we meet on The Northern Lands. That's where he rules. I was alone and was looking for some food. He startled me and I told him I was abandoned and he took me in to take care of me. Ten I left him cause I told him ether choose to stay with me or raise his little brother, Inuyasha.
(Inuyasha's ears perked up when he heard his name)
Inuyasha: (in his mind, angrily) Great, she's talking about me.
Jerry: Sesshoumaru, I believe you have something you line to tell err... ask, Mitzie.
Sesshoumaru: Yes, I do (He gets out of his chair, still having his tail on his shoulder, he bens down in front of Mitzie) Mitzie, I... um (clears his throat) Will you marry me?
Inuyasha: (Surprised) Feh, I thought he wouldn't have the damn guts to do it.
Kagome: (Surprised again) This is going too far to be true. Sango would love to see this picture. (She takes a picture and hides her camera quickly)
Mitzie: Oh, Sesshoumaru. I thought you'd never ask. By the way the answer is yes.
Jerry: Well that's all for now. See you next time.
Update: Miroku and Sango got married a month later. Kilila had a little of 9 kittens. And as for Sesshoumaru and Mitzie, they had a litter of 3 pups.
Episode 3
"Will you marry me?"
By Kagome 17
Jerry: Today on the show we have Miroku and his pet male cat demon, Rhylee. Hi Miroku.
Miroku: (wearing a tux) Hi Jerry.
Jerry: Will you tell us why you are here again?
Miroku: Well, Jerry. I came to propose to Sango. We have been dating for a while and I think we should get married.
Jerry: Ok, here's Sango
(Sang comes out wearing her village cloths with her pet female cat demon, Kilila)
Jerry: Welcome to the show Sango.
Sango: Hi, Jerry. Can someone tell me why I'm here? Miroku, what are you doing here?
Miroku: I came to ask you something.
Sango: Don't ask me if I will bare your child again.
Miroku: No, It's something else.
(Miroku gets out of his chair and gets on his hands an' knees) (He pulls out a little black box out of his pocket and opens it) (Sango gasps)
Miroku: Sango, I know we have been dating for a while. Um...(clears his throat) will you be my wife?
Sango: (almost speechless) Miroku, I ... yes... yes, Miroku I will marry you?
(Crowd starts cheering)
Jerry: Our next guest is Sesshoumaru. (Sesshoumaru comes out dressed in his kimono with both arms) (He sits down)
Jerry: Hi, Sesshoumaru.
Sesshoumaru: Hi, Jer...(Jaken runs in and interrupts his master.)
Jaken: Me lord, shouldn't have left me behind!
Sesshoumaru: (in a angry voice) Jaken, go back and baby-sit Rin!
Jaken: yes, me lord, I'm sorry. (Running backstage)
Sesshoumaru: Coward. Sorry, Jerry.
Jerry: Tell us why you are here today.
Sesshoumaru: I'm here to propose to my girlfriend, Mitzie. We have been dating for 2 centuries.
Jerry: Wow, that's a long time.
Sesshoumaru: I'm a demon not a human.
Jerry: We will be right back.
(Kagome, Inuyasha, Kaede and Shippou (disguised as a tall red haired 20 year old boy) sitting in the crowd talking to each other about Sesshoumaru.)
Kagome: Inuyasha, I didn't know your brother has a soft side, but less than you.
Inuyasha: He had a woman when I was little. Then he lost her cause he had to raise me. After that he left me in the woods so I could grow up strong. Every time I think about my past, I get pist. I was so lonely. I didn't trust anyone cause they all tried to kill me.
Kagome: Sorry to hear about your past. I'm just glad you're not lonely anymore. I hate Hojo and (smiling and paused for a min.) I love you.
Shippou: That's the first time I heard you say that, Kagome. I love you too. (Giggling)
Kaede: (smiling) I'm glad ye got over ye differences.
Inuyasha: Shut up.
Back to the Show...
Jerry: Welcome back to the show. Here's Mitzie.
(Mitzie comes out in an aqua blue t-shirt say "Princess" and tight black jeans with hear blue hair down to her waist)
Jerry: Hi, Mitzie, welcome to the show.
Mitzie: Hi, Jerry. I'm glad to be here with Sesshoumaru.
Jerry: Could you tell us what your relationship with Sesshoumaru is?
Mitzie: Serially, we have been dating for 2 centuries.
Jerry: Where and how you two meet.
Mitzie: Well, we meet on The Northern Lands. That's where he rules. I was alone and was looking for some food. He startled me and I told him I was abandoned and he took me in to take care of me. Ten I left him cause I told him ether choose to stay with me or raise his little brother, Inuyasha.
(Inuyasha's ears perked up when he heard his name)
Inuyasha: (in his mind, angrily) Great, she's talking about me.
Jerry: Sesshoumaru, I believe you have something you line to tell err... ask, Mitzie.
Sesshoumaru: Yes, I do (He gets out of his chair, still having his tail on his shoulder, he bens down in front of Mitzie) Mitzie, I... um (clears his throat) Will you marry me?
Inuyasha: (Surprised) Feh, I thought he wouldn't have the damn guts to do it.
Kagome: (Surprised again) This is going too far to be true. Sango would love to see this picture. (She takes a picture and hides her camera quickly)
Mitzie: Oh, Sesshoumaru. I thought you'd never ask. By the way the answer is yes.
Jerry: Well that's all for now. See you next time.
Update: Miroku and Sango got married a month later. Kilila had a little of 9 kittens. And as for Sesshoumaru and Mitzie, they had a litter of 3 pups.