The Jerry Springer Show Episode 5
"You made me straight" By Kagome 17
Jerry: Welcome to the show. Today on the show we have Koga. Koga is here to tell Kagome that before he meet her, he was gay.
(Koga comes out, staring at the poll dancer and grins) (he sits down)
Jerry: Welcome, Koga. Koga: Hu... oh, Hi Jerry. Jerry: Koga, would you please tell us why you are here. Koga: Well, I'm here to tell Kagome that before I meet her I was a lonely leader of the wolf-demon tribe. And I was gay. Jerry: Ok here's Kagome
(Kagome comes out in her school uniform)
Jerry: Welcome to the show. I believe you've been on the show 3 times already.
Kagome: (giggling) Yep.
Jerry: Kagome, tell us how you and Koga meet.
Kagome: Well, I was with Inuyasha, Sango, Miroku, Kilila and Shippo when Koga kidnapped me and Shippo. He wanted me to be his woman. We were in a battle between the "Birds of Paradise" and the "Wolf-demon tribe".
Jerry: Koga, go ahead and tell Kagome.
(Koga takes Kagome's hands in his own.)
Koga: Kagome, before I meet you, I was a lonely leader of the wolf-demon tribe. And I was gay, but when I meet you I wasn't lonely any more. You're the perfect woman for me. Will you marry me?
Kagome: (angrily) Koga, I told you, I'm not your woman! Inuyasha and I are engaged!
Koga: What, your engaged to that mutt-face half dog!
Kagome: (angrily) His name is not mutt-face half dog, its Inuyasha! In-u-ya- sh-a
Jerry: Ok, here's Inuyasha.
(Inuyasha comes out with the Testsusaiga.)
Inuyasha: Koga, don't you dare touch my Kagome.
Koga: You're Kagome! I thought... (He gets cut off by Inuyasha)
Inuyasha: Shut your trap, you mangy wolf!
(Inuyasha and Koga start fighting) (Kagome stops them) (They all sit down)
Kagome: Koga, you need to leave Inuyasha and me alone. I wish I've never meet you!
Koga: But...but Kagome.
Kagome: (angrily) Forget it, Koga! If you ever come near me, I will not hastate to shot you with my sacred arrows! You just want to use me so I can find some jewel shards for you!
Inuyasha: That's the first time I heard you bch him out.
Kagome: Well, It might get worse!
Inuyasha: What do you mean, kill him?
Kagome: Yep, that might happen. (Grinning)
Inuyasha: (nervously) I don't like that look on your face.
Jerry: So, Kagome, you and Inuyasha are engaged now?
Kagome: Yep, that's right.
Jerry: Well, Koga looks like your goanna have a shity life.
Kagome: Koga, your better off in hell with Kikyo!
(Kikyo comes out of hell and grabs Koga, then returns to hell)
Jerry: What the... What the hell just happened?
Kagome: (leaning over to the left and pointing to the ground) um... Kikyo just came out of hell and grabbed Koga. (Giggling)
Jerry: Ok that's it for now.
I know this one sucked, I'm running out of ideas. If you have any ideas please post on review. Chapter 6 coming soon!
"You made me straight" By Kagome 17
Jerry: Welcome to the show. Today on the show we have Koga. Koga is here to tell Kagome that before he meet her, he was gay.
(Koga comes out, staring at the poll dancer and grins) (he sits down)
Jerry: Welcome, Koga. Koga: Hu... oh, Hi Jerry. Jerry: Koga, would you please tell us why you are here. Koga: Well, I'm here to tell Kagome that before I meet her I was a lonely leader of the wolf-demon tribe. And I was gay. Jerry: Ok here's Kagome
(Kagome comes out in her school uniform)
Jerry: Welcome to the show. I believe you've been on the show 3 times already.
Kagome: (giggling) Yep.
Jerry: Kagome, tell us how you and Koga meet.
Kagome: Well, I was with Inuyasha, Sango, Miroku, Kilila and Shippo when Koga kidnapped me and Shippo. He wanted me to be his woman. We were in a battle between the "Birds of Paradise" and the "Wolf-demon tribe".
Jerry: Koga, go ahead and tell Kagome.
(Koga takes Kagome's hands in his own.)
Koga: Kagome, before I meet you, I was a lonely leader of the wolf-demon tribe. And I was gay, but when I meet you I wasn't lonely any more. You're the perfect woman for me. Will you marry me?
Kagome: (angrily) Koga, I told you, I'm not your woman! Inuyasha and I are engaged!
Koga: What, your engaged to that mutt-face half dog!
Kagome: (angrily) His name is not mutt-face half dog, its Inuyasha! In-u-ya- sh-a
Jerry: Ok, here's Inuyasha.
(Inuyasha comes out with the Testsusaiga.)
Inuyasha: Koga, don't you dare touch my Kagome.
Koga: You're Kagome! I thought... (He gets cut off by Inuyasha)
Inuyasha: Shut your trap, you mangy wolf!
(Inuyasha and Koga start fighting) (Kagome stops them) (They all sit down)
Kagome: Koga, you need to leave Inuyasha and me alone. I wish I've never meet you!
Koga: But...but Kagome.
Kagome: (angrily) Forget it, Koga! If you ever come near me, I will not hastate to shot you with my sacred arrows! You just want to use me so I can find some jewel shards for you!
Inuyasha: That's the first time I heard you bch him out.
Kagome: Well, It might get worse!
Inuyasha: What do you mean, kill him?
Kagome: Yep, that might happen. (Grinning)
Inuyasha: (nervously) I don't like that look on your face.
Jerry: So, Kagome, you and Inuyasha are engaged now?
Kagome: Yep, that's right.
Jerry: Well, Koga looks like your goanna have a shity life.
Kagome: Koga, your better off in hell with Kikyo!
(Kikyo comes out of hell and grabs Koga, then returns to hell)
Jerry: What the... What the hell just happened?
Kagome: (leaning over to the left and pointing to the ground) um... Kikyo just came out of hell and grabbed Koga. (Giggling)
Jerry: Ok that's it for now.
I know this one sucked, I'm running out of ideas. If you have any ideas please post on review. Chapter 6 coming soon!