The Jerry Springer Show- Episode 6
My sluty friend, my cheating boyfriend, and my shameful brother!
By Sango 16
Jerry: Hello ladies genes. Welcome to the show. Today are beautiful friend Sango is with us. Sango come on out.
(Sango comes out from behind the curtain)
Sango: Hello Jerry.
Jerry: hello Sango. Now Sango would you please tell the audience why you're here.
Sango: Well you see Jerry I have these two best friends and you see they so stabbed me in the back! They are sluty little mini-whores!
Jerry: Well ok then lets bring them out. Sen, Xion would you please come out.
(Sen Xion come out)
Crowed: Boooo
Xion: Oh shut the f up!
Sen: Don't make me call mama clay bitch from hell!
(Sen and Xion sit down)
Jerry: Hi girls!
Sen: Yo! Xion: Hey Hun!
Jerry: Sen, Xion do you have any idea why you're here?
Sen: No Fken clue! Xion: Because, you want us!
(Jerry looks puzzled)
Sen: We're 10 bucks a pop Hun!
Sango: See Jerry you see
Jerry: (wipes the drool off his face) Yeah! Tell them why they are really here. Sango: Ok! Girls I love you two very dearly. You're my best friends, but....
Sen: But what!
Sango: YOU CAN GO TO HELL!
Jerry: And why is that!
Sango: Cause Sen isn't pregnant with Hojo's baby, she lied! That's Miroku's baby! Sen: Well I'm glad you finally noticed! Miroku loves me now, bitch! So take a hike, hit the road!
Jerry: lets bring out Miroku.
(Miroku comes out, crowed gets silent)
Jerry: Hello again Miroku!
Miroku: Hello Jerry, Sango, Xion, Sin!
(Miroku reaches down and squeezes Sen's breast)
Sango: Miroku how could you! I hate you! I thought you loved me and we were married!
Miroku: Love is for losers, now that kinda love me Sen got that's for the winners.
(Sango starts to cry)
Jerry: Ok Sango what's the problem with Xion?
Sango: She's a sluty whore!
Jerry: Besides that!
Sango: Ok she is 21 years old she's screwing Kohaku!
Jerry: ok lets bring out Kohaku.
(Kohaku comes out, crowd goes wild)
Jerry: Hello Kohaku.
Kohaku: Yo! Jer what's up?
Jerry: Kohaku your sister tells me your screwing Xion!
Kohaku: Yea so what! Who cares! Is she jealous or something? Sorry sis I'm not like that I don't do family!
Sango: Why I otta!
(Inuyasha storms in)
Inuyasha: Hey why wasn't I invited?
Jerry: I don't know but go ahead take a seat.
Inuyasha: hold on! Kagome!
(Kagome runs in)
Kagome: yes!
Inuyasha: Take a seat sweetness.
(Inuyasha sits down, Kagome sits beside him)
Jerry: ok now Kohaku, Miroku what do you boys have to say for yourselves?
(Miroku Kohaku look at Kagome)
Miroku Kohaku: Wahoo can we hit that!
(Kagome blushes)
Inuyasha: What! Wait a damn minute, over my dead body! Your not gonna touch her!
Kagome: oh Inuyasha (she yells) SIT!
(Inuyasha falls to the ground.)
Inuyasha: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is Kohaku's fault! We should have taken that damn jewel shard out!
Jerry: Well were out of time good bye!
UPDATE: Sango is now hangin out with Inuyasha Kagome. Miroku Sen are parents except the baby is black! Kohaku Xion have split up. Xion said Kohaku wasn't good enough.
Hope you enjoyed this one. Again I didn't write this one I'm giving my friend Sango16 all the credit! Chapter 7 coming soon.
By Sango 16
Jerry: Hello ladies genes. Welcome to the show. Today are beautiful friend Sango is with us. Sango come on out.
(Sango comes out from behind the curtain)
Sango: Hello Jerry.
Jerry: hello Sango. Now Sango would you please tell the audience why you're here.
Sango: Well you see Jerry I have these two best friends and you see they so stabbed me in the back! They are sluty little mini-whores!
Jerry: Well ok then lets bring them out. Sen, Xion would you please come out.
(Sen Xion come out)
Crowed: Boooo
Xion: Oh shut the f up!
Sen: Don't make me call mama clay bitch from hell!
(Sen and Xion sit down)
Jerry: Hi girls!
Sen: Yo! Xion: Hey Hun!
Jerry: Sen, Xion do you have any idea why you're here?
Sen: No Fken clue! Xion: Because, you want us!
(Jerry looks puzzled)
Sen: We're 10 bucks a pop Hun!
Sango: See Jerry you see
Jerry: (wipes the drool off his face) Yeah! Tell them why they are really here. Sango: Ok! Girls I love you two very dearly. You're my best friends, but....
Sen: But what!
Sango: YOU CAN GO TO HELL!
Jerry: And why is that!
Sango: Cause Sen isn't pregnant with Hojo's baby, she lied! That's Miroku's baby! Sen: Well I'm glad you finally noticed! Miroku loves me now, bitch! So take a hike, hit the road!
Jerry: lets bring out Miroku.
(Miroku comes out, crowed gets silent)
Jerry: Hello again Miroku!
Miroku: Hello Jerry, Sango, Xion, Sin!
(Miroku reaches down and squeezes Sen's breast)
Sango: Miroku how could you! I hate you! I thought you loved me and we were married!
Miroku: Love is for losers, now that kinda love me Sen got that's for the winners.
(Sango starts to cry)
Jerry: Ok Sango what's the problem with Xion?
Sango: She's a sluty whore!
Jerry: Besides that!
Sango: Ok she is 21 years old she's screwing Kohaku!
Jerry: ok lets bring out Kohaku.
(Kohaku comes out, crowd goes wild)
Jerry: Hello Kohaku.
Kohaku: Yo! Jer what's up?
Jerry: Kohaku your sister tells me your screwing Xion!
Kohaku: Yea so what! Who cares! Is she jealous or something? Sorry sis I'm not like that I don't do family!
Sango: Why I otta!
(Inuyasha storms in)
Inuyasha: Hey why wasn't I invited?
Jerry: I don't know but go ahead take a seat.
Inuyasha: hold on! Kagome!
(Kagome runs in)
Kagome: yes!
Inuyasha: Take a seat sweetness.
(Inuyasha sits down, Kagome sits beside him)
Jerry: ok now Kohaku, Miroku what do you boys have to say for yourselves?
(Miroku Kohaku look at Kagome)
Miroku Kohaku: Wahoo can we hit that!
(Kagome blushes)
Inuyasha: What! Wait a damn minute, over my dead body! Your not gonna touch her!
Kagome: oh Inuyasha (she yells) SIT!
(Inuyasha falls to the ground.)
Inuyasha: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is Kohaku's fault! We should have taken that damn jewel shard out!
Jerry: Well were out of time good bye!
UPDATE: Sango is now hangin out with Inuyasha Kagome. Miroku Sen are parents except the baby is black! Kohaku Xion have split up. Xion said Kohaku wasn't good enough.
Hope you enjoyed this one. Again I didn't write this one I'm giving my friend Sango16 all the credit! Chapter 7 coming soon.