The Jerry Springer Show Episode 7
"The Dreaded Sex Secret!" By Kagome17
Jerry: Welcome back for our 7th Episode. Now we have some familiar faces today! Let's bring out our first guest. Sesshomaru please come out.
(Sesshomaru come out behind the curtain) (He sits down) (Jaken comes out running)
Jaken: M' lord how could you leave your humble servant behind for the 3rd time!
Sesshomaru: (in a coldly way) Jaken, for the 2nd time go and baby-sit Rin!
Jaken:(nervously) Yes, M' lord.
Sesshomaru: Some day I will kill him but right now I need him to baby-sit Rin.
Jerry: Who is Rin again?
Sesshomaru: Rin is a girl I revived after she was killed by the wolf-demon tribe.
Jerry: Oh, now why are you here?
Sesshomaru: I'm here to tell my wife, Mitzie, Naraku's niece, that I'm seeing another woman.
Crowd: oohh!
Jerry: Well, let's bring out Mitzie.
(Mitzie comes out in a aqua blue tank top tight black jeans with her blue hair down to her waist)
Jerry: Welcome to the show, Mitzie.
Mitzie: Hello, Jerry. Can someone tell me why I'm here again! Sesshomaru, don't tell me your cheating on me!
Jerry: Go ahead Sesshomaru tell Mitzie.
Sesshomaru: Mitzie, Sight I'm seeing another woman.
Mitzie: What, who the Fuck is this bitch! Is it your brother's winch!
Sesshomaru: No! I have no desire for humans after my father died for marring a human! And the result was my half-youki brother, Inuyasha!
Jerry: Well lets bring out Xion. (Let's just call her Xion2)
(Xion comes out) (Xion is a straight woman with high admiration turned Goth. She has long black hair to her waist and gold eyes. She has a small crescent moon on her forehead. She carries a bow with her. She wears a black halter top and tight black pant. She also has black shoes, diamond pentagram earrings, black gloves, and a pentagram necklace)
(The crowd goes wild and chanting "Take it off!) (She takes her top off and dances on the poll)
Jerry: Welcome Xion.
Xion2: Hey Baby! (She sits down)
Mitzie: I...I can't believe your cheating on me with that slut!
Sesshomaru: Whatever wench!
Jerry: Mitzie are you and Sesshomaru having marriage problems?
Mitzie: sight Yes
Jerry: Why, what happened?
Mitzie: Well, it started a couple of weeks ago. Sesshomaru told me he was going to work and he'd be late. Then later on in the week I would find lipstick on shirts!
Crowd: oohh!
Mitzie: Then I found lipstick on his pants! I started thinking he was cheating on me.
Jerry: oohh! Sesshomaru your busted!
Xion2: Whatever winch, Sesshomaru loves me now!
Mitzie: (gasp) How dare you call me a winch! Sesshomaru, I want a divorcee, but I'm keeping Rin and the other kids!
Sesshomaru: No! I was the one who saved her, I should keep her!
Mitzie: No! She needs a mother figure.
Sesshomaru: No! You fucking winch, she needs a father figure and I had her first!
Jerry: (yelling) Quiet, you two! Now let's bring out Rin Jaken and we will ask them who she should stay with. Rin Jaken come on out.
(Jaken comes out dragged by Rin)
Jaken: No! I don't want to be on stage in front of these humans!
Rin: (angrily) Lord Jaken, you must come or Lord Sesshomaru will have your head!
Jaken: (gasping sadly) Ok; only to keep my ass alive.
Jerry: Welcome Rin Jaken
Rin: (cheerfully) Hello Jaken: (sadly) hi
(Rin Jaken sit down beside Sesshomaru.)
Jerry: Rin, everyone would like to know who you rather stay with.
Rin: Why?
Jerry: Lord Sesshomaru Mitzie are getting a divorcee.
Jaken: (cheerfully) All right!
Rin: (angry crying) Shut up you fucking stinkin' toad!
Jaken: Hey!
Rin: I rather go with Lord Sesshomaru.
Jaken: I rather you go with Mitzie, you brat!
Sesshomaru: (coldly) Shut up Jaken, if you miss treat her again, I will slice your head off!
Jaken: Ah! (Getting on the floor and bowing over over in front of Sesshomaru) Please forgive me, M' lord, I don't want to die!
Sesshomaru: Good!
Rin: Lord Sesshomaru, may I beat the shit out of Jaken?
Sesshomaru: Yes, child you may.
Jaken: Oh, no not this again, I'm tired of being tortured by Rin!
(Rin starts to beat the shit out of Jaken)
Rin: Take that you fuckin' stinkin' toad! (Jaken laying on the floor knocked out)
Jerry: Ok, Rin I think that's enough. All right that's it for today.
Update: Sesshomaru Mitzie divorced Sesshomaru is now with Xion2 has Rin. Jaken still gets the shit beat out of him from Rin.
"The Dreaded Sex Secret!" By Kagome17
Jerry: Welcome back for our 7th Episode. Now we have some familiar faces today! Let's bring out our first guest. Sesshomaru please come out.
(Sesshomaru come out behind the curtain) (He sits down) (Jaken comes out running)
Jaken: M' lord how could you leave your humble servant behind for the 3rd time!
Sesshomaru: (in a coldly way) Jaken, for the 2nd time go and baby-sit Rin!
Jaken:(nervously) Yes, M' lord.
Sesshomaru: Some day I will kill him but right now I need him to baby-sit Rin.
Jerry: Who is Rin again?
Sesshomaru: Rin is a girl I revived after she was killed by the wolf-demon tribe.
Jerry: Oh, now why are you here?
Sesshomaru: I'm here to tell my wife, Mitzie, Naraku's niece, that I'm seeing another woman.
Crowd: oohh!
Jerry: Well, let's bring out Mitzie.
(Mitzie comes out in a aqua blue tank top tight black jeans with her blue hair down to her waist)
Jerry: Welcome to the show, Mitzie.
Mitzie: Hello, Jerry. Can someone tell me why I'm here again! Sesshomaru, don't tell me your cheating on me!
Jerry: Go ahead Sesshomaru tell Mitzie.
Sesshomaru: Mitzie, Sight I'm seeing another woman.
Mitzie: What, who the Fuck is this bitch! Is it your brother's winch!
Sesshomaru: No! I have no desire for humans after my father died for marring a human! And the result was my half-youki brother, Inuyasha!
Jerry: Well lets bring out Xion. (Let's just call her Xion2)
(Xion comes out) (Xion is a straight woman with high admiration turned Goth. She has long black hair to her waist and gold eyes. She has a small crescent moon on her forehead. She carries a bow with her. She wears a black halter top and tight black pant. She also has black shoes, diamond pentagram earrings, black gloves, and a pentagram necklace)
(The crowd goes wild and chanting "Take it off!) (She takes her top off and dances on the poll)
Jerry: Welcome Xion.
Xion2: Hey Baby! (She sits down)
Mitzie: I...I can't believe your cheating on me with that slut!
Sesshomaru: Whatever wench!
Jerry: Mitzie are you and Sesshomaru having marriage problems?
Mitzie: sight Yes
Jerry: Why, what happened?
Mitzie: Well, it started a couple of weeks ago. Sesshomaru told me he was going to work and he'd be late. Then later on in the week I would find lipstick on shirts!
Crowd: oohh!
Mitzie: Then I found lipstick on his pants! I started thinking he was cheating on me.
Jerry: oohh! Sesshomaru your busted!
Xion2: Whatever winch, Sesshomaru loves me now!
Mitzie: (gasp) How dare you call me a winch! Sesshomaru, I want a divorcee, but I'm keeping Rin and the other kids!
Sesshomaru: No! I was the one who saved her, I should keep her!
Mitzie: No! She needs a mother figure.
Sesshomaru: No! You fucking winch, she needs a father figure and I had her first!
Jerry: (yelling) Quiet, you two! Now let's bring out Rin Jaken and we will ask them who she should stay with. Rin Jaken come on out.
(Jaken comes out dragged by Rin)
Jaken: No! I don't want to be on stage in front of these humans!
Rin: (angrily) Lord Jaken, you must come or Lord Sesshomaru will have your head!
Jaken: (gasping sadly) Ok; only to keep my ass alive.
Jerry: Welcome Rin Jaken
Rin: (cheerfully) Hello Jaken: (sadly) hi
(Rin Jaken sit down beside Sesshomaru.)
Jerry: Rin, everyone would like to know who you rather stay with.
Rin: Why?
Jerry: Lord Sesshomaru Mitzie are getting a divorcee.
Jaken: (cheerfully) All right!
Rin: (angry crying) Shut up you fucking stinkin' toad!
Jaken: Hey!
Rin: I rather go with Lord Sesshomaru.
Jaken: I rather you go with Mitzie, you brat!
Sesshomaru: (coldly) Shut up Jaken, if you miss treat her again, I will slice your head off!
Jaken: Ah! (Getting on the floor and bowing over over in front of Sesshomaru) Please forgive me, M' lord, I don't want to die!
Sesshomaru: Good!
Rin: Lord Sesshomaru, may I beat the shit out of Jaken?
Sesshomaru: Yes, child you may.
Jaken: Oh, no not this again, I'm tired of being tortured by Rin!
(Rin starts to beat the shit out of Jaken)
Rin: Take that you fuckin' stinkin' toad! (Jaken laying on the floor knocked out)
Jerry: Ok, Rin I think that's enough. All right that's it for today.
Update: Sesshomaru Mitzie divorced Sesshomaru is now with Xion2 has Rin. Jaken still gets the shit beat out of him from Rin.