The Jerry Springer Show Episode 8
"Honey, I need to tell you something"
Jerry: Hello Ladies and Gens, welcome to the show. Today we have Kagome for the 5th time. Kagome come on out.
(Kagome comes out in here school uniform)
Jerry: welcome to the show, Kagome.
Kagome: Hi Jerry.
Jerry: Please tell us why you're here.
Kagome: Well I'm going to tell my husband, Inuyasha that I'm pregnant.
Jerry: So, is it his or someone else's?
Kagome: Its Inuyasha's
Jerry: So, you're a human he's a half human and half dog-demon.
Kagome: Yes, but when there's a new moon he changes to a human and I don't like his true form when his sword broke. I was terrified
Jerry: Ok, here's Inuyasha.
(Inuyasha comes out in his youki form)
Kagome: Oh shit, who pist him off?! (She yells) SIT!
(Inuyasha hits the floor.)
Inuyasha: Ah! What was that for!
Kagome: Sorry, but you were in your youki form.
Inuyasha: Ah, damn it, my demon blood is getting stronger! This would have never happened if Goshinki never broke my sword!
Kagome: Shut it and sit down.
(They sit down)
Jerry: Go ahead and tell him, Kagome.
Kagome: Sight Inuyasha, I'm ... I'm Pregnant!
Inuyasha: What! Don't tell me it's that perverted monk's!
Kagome: No!
Inuyasha: Is it Koga's?!
Kagome: No! Will you listen to me for more than a second!
Inuyasha: Is it Shippo's?!
Kagome: Again no! It's yours.
Inuyasha: hu, I'm...I'm a father! (He jumps up out of his chair) Oh, hell ya! In your face monk!
(Miroku stands up in the crowd)
Miroku: Hey, I did it before you did! Sango and I had a child and now Sen and I have one, but it's (sadly) black.'
Inuyasha: Ha! So, actually, you don't have a child from Sen! You damn fool!
Miroku: At least I had one with Sango!
Jerry: OK! Quiet you two! (They both sit back down in their chairs.)
Jerry: So, Kagome, How far are you?
Kagome: Two weeks.
Jerry: You have a long time to go.
Kagome: Yep, my family still doesn't know.
Jerry: OK, let's bring out your mother, brother, and gramps.
(Kagome's mother, brother, and gramps come out)
Jerry: Welcome to the show.
Mother: Hi, why am I here?
Sota: Hi. Hey, I'm too young to watch or be on this show.
Gramps: Hi, wow, this show is full of history.
Sota: Gramps, will you shut up about history!
Jerry: Now, I believe Kagome has to tell you all something.
(Mother, Sota, and Gramps all gasp.)
Kagome: Mom, Sota, Gramps, sigh I'm pregnant.
(Mother, Sota, and Gramps gasp and faint.)
(Kagome gets up and wakes them.)
Mother: Whose is it?
Kagome: Inuyasha's, of course.
Mother: So, you're having a child who's ΒΌ dog-demon?
Kagome: Yep.
Sota: If it's a boy, are you going to name it after me?
Kagome: No, I'm going to name him Inuyasha, but for short, I'm going to call him Yasha. If it's a girl, I'm going to name her Sango.
Jerry: Well, that's it for today.
UPDATE: The child was born and now 3 weeks old. He looks just like Inuyasha, ear, eyes hair. His name is Inuyasha but for short Yasha. He's 1/3 dog-demon. Inuyasha, Kagome, and their child live in Kagome's era. Kagome, Inuyasha Yasha can return to the past anytime just like they always did.
I hope you enjoyed this one as much as my friends did. Please RR
"Honey, I need to tell you something"
Jerry: Hello Ladies and Gens, welcome to the show. Today we have Kagome for the 5th time. Kagome come on out.
(Kagome comes out in here school uniform)
Jerry: welcome to the show, Kagome.
Kagome: Hi Jerry.
Jerry: Please tell us why you're here.
Kagome: Well I'm going to tell my husband, Inuyasha that I'm pregnant.
Jerry: So, is it his or someone else's?
Kagome: Its Inuyasha's
Jerry: So, you're a human he's a half human and half dog-demon.
Kagome: Yes, but when there's a new moon he changes to a human and I don't like his true form when his sword broke. I was terrified
Jerry: Ok, here's Inuyasha.
(Inuyasha comes out in his youki form)
Kagome: Oh shit, who pist him off?! (She yells) SIT!
(Inuyasha hits the floor.)
Inuyasha: Ah! What was that for!
Kagome: Sorry, but you were in your youki form.
Inuyasha: Ah, damn it, my demon blood is getting stronger! This would have never happened if Goshinki never broke my sword!
Kagome: Shut it and sit down.
(They sit down)
Jerry: Go ahead and tell him, Kagome.
Kagome: Sight Inuyasha, I'm ... I'm Pregnant!
Inuyasha: What! Don't tell me it's that perverted monk's!
Kagome: No!
Inuyasha: Is it Koga's?!
Kagome: No! Will you listen to me for more than a second!
Inuyasha: Is it Shippo's?!
Kagome: Again no! It's yours.
Inuyasha: hu, I'm...I'm a father! (He jumps up out of his chair) Oh, hell ya! In your face monk!
(Miroku stands up in the crowd)
Miroku: Hey, I did it before you did! Sango and I had a child and now Sen and I have one, but it's (sadly) black.'
Inuyasha: Ha! So, actually, you don't have a child from Sen! You damn fool!
Miroku: At least I had one with Sango!
Jerry: OK! Quiet you two! (They both sit back down in their chairs.)
Jerry: So, Kagome, How far are you?
Kagome: Two weeks.
Jerry: You have a long time to go.
Kagome: Yep, my family still doesn't know.
Jerry: OK, let's bring out your mother, brother, and gramps.
(Kagome's mother, brother, and gramps come out)
Jerry: Welcome to the show.
Mother: Hi, why am I here?
Sota: Hi. Hey, I'm too young to watch or be on this show.
Gramps: Hi, wow, this show is full of history.
Sota: Gramps, will you shut up about history!
Jerry: Now, I believe Kagome has to tell you all something.
(Mother, Sota, and Gramps all gasp.)
Kagome: Mom, Sota, Gramps, sigh I'm pregnant.
(Mother, Sota, and Gramps gasp and faint.)
(Kagome gets up and wakes them.)
Mother: Whose is it?
Kagome: Inuyasha's, of course.
Mother: So, you're having a child who's ΒΌ dog-demon?
Kagome: Yep.
Sota: If it's a boy, are you going to name it after me?
Kagome: No, I'm going to name him Inuyasha, but for short, I'm going to call him Yasha. If it's a girl, I'm going to name her Sango.
Jerry: Well, that's it for today.
UPDATE: The child was born and now 3 weeks old. He looks just like Inuyasha, ear, eyes hair. His name is Inuyasha but for short Yasha. He's 1/3 dog-demon. Inuyasha, Kagome, and their child live in Kagome's era. Kagome, Inuyasha Yasha can return to the past anytime just like they always did.
I hope you enjoyed this one as much as my friends did. Please RR