In which Harry gets railed by everything in existence, including Dolores Umbridge. Crack, Cringe, Modern Corporate AU, Mpreg, Multi, Humbridge— I'm sorry guys, I had to. They made me do it. You didn't want this. I didn't want this. Even Zeus himself would shy from this absolute monstrosity. But this is what we all get for living in a society. You can thank Dylan, btw.
Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/10 - Published: 10/2 - [Harry P., Dolores U., Draco M., Severus S.]