It was the beginning of another beautiful day at the Kame game shop, and since it was Yami's first day. Yugi took it upon himself to wake up Yami super early so he wouldn't be late.

"Yami…Yami, it's time to wake up"

But of course, like any normal person would Yami slept on. Merely rolling over in response to Yugi's pokes.

"Oo Yami?"

This time Yami had a rather odd reaction to Yugi's poke. No one saw it coming.

"OW! THAT FREAKING COW BIT ME!!"

Yami started flailing his arms and was screaming about cows, Yugi took it upon himself to whack Yami with a frying pan before he woke up the whole city.

"Ow…Yugi what was that for?"

"Come one Yami! You're going to be late for work!"

Yami grumbled and took a look at the clock only to see it was 4 in the morning. To say the least Yami was not happy about this.

"Yugi…it's only 4"

"Yes, I know"

"I don't have to be at work until 7"

"I know! You're wasting time, now go get ready!"

Since Yami defiantly wasn't a morning person, and he certainly didn't believe this time qualified as morning he was grumpy. So grumpy that actually insulted Yugi under his breath.

"Stupid midget…"

"Hm? Did you say something Yami?"

"O.O Um…no?"

" Okay then!"

With that Yugi mysteriously disappeared, leaving Yami with only a couple of words and one emotion.

"Oo I'm so terribly confused…"

So after Yami had showered, and eaten the pancakes Yugi made for him…that mysteriously looked like they were in the shape of a cow. Yami started walking to the office, though Yami couldn't shake the feeling that he was making a very big mistake by taking this job.

The Office

Yami stepped into the office and was greeted by his boss…oddly named Boss. Boss showed Yami his office, Yami sat down in this really big chair…these lawyers were either really fat and needed big chairs or they just like really big chairs. Maybe to feel important?

"Who would honestly name their kid Boss?"

Just then some guy wearing purple pants and a pink shirt bursted into Yami's office, with a humongous smile on his face.

"Hey! You must be the new guy!"

"Oo Who are you?"

"I'm Jim! I used to be the new guy, until you came."

Yami didn't like this Jim person, not only was he overly friendly but he'd almost killed Yami by giving him a heart attack within 10 minutes of his first day.

"Well that great but…I don't really care"

"Well new guy at least let me show you around!"

"¬¬ I have a name you know"

"I know new guy"

Yami had thought he'd be able to put up with Jim, but seeing how Jim didn't seem to care that Yami's name was not 'new guy' he decided that…

"-.- I hate this guy"

"Oo Did you just say you bought some snow?"

"-.-; Yea…that's exactly what I said"

So after a long frustrating hour of Jim's stupidity, Yami finally decided it would be best to mind crush him…so he did. Now Yami has an unconscious annoying little man on his floor. Then Boss came in and told Yami that for his first case he'd get to choose which case he would like to take…and he'd find others to do the cases that Yami didn't want. So Yami began to call people in to hear their case.

"Please take a seat"

Just as Yami was about to ask the person what their case was they had noticed Jim's body laying on the floor, and was thoroughly disturbed by it.

"O.O What's that?"

Yami looked over at Jim's body, then he shifted his eyes mysteriously and threw a blanket over Jim's body even though the blanket was clearly too small to cover his whole body.

" Why it's nothing!"

Yami's client kept staring at Jim's body and couldn't help but wonder what happened to him.

"So what's your case?"

"Well…uh…O.O"

The client looked over at Jim again and couldn't help it, he dashed out of the room as fast as he could he didn't even look back.

"What kind of case is that?"

Yami glared at Jim's body, it was all Jim's fault that the client was scared…though he couldn't blame the client Jim scared Yami too.

"¬¬ Even when you're unconscious you still bother me…"

So Yami decided it would be best to dispose of Jim's body. Yami couldn't think of anywhere to dump his body so Yami carelessly threw Jim out of the window. Yami heard a few people scream after he did it…Yami didn't blame them though that guy was just so frickening annoying! But little did Yami know that Jim's body had landed on top of the client that had recently been scared away. Poor guy…never saw it coming.

"NEXT!"

The office door opened to reveal a really really fat guy; he wobbled over to the chair that he clearly would not be able to fit in so he just sat on top of the chair.

"Hey, I'd like to sue McDonalds for making me fat!"

"Oo That is the gayest thing I've ever heard!"

"…Gay as in happy or gay as in stupid?"

"Gay as in stupid!"

"I want some justice! How can you let McDonalds get away with making people fat?!"

"McDonalds can't make you fat! You choose to go there and eat all the time. And that's why your so fricken fat!"

"Nu-uh Ronald McDonald made me do it…he has evil powers"

Yami stared at his fat client; he didn't like the sounds of this Ronal McDonald fellow.

"Oo He does?"

"Yea…and he's just looking for some one skinny like you to make fat."

"O.O GASP! I will not allow such a thing to happen to me!"

"So your going to take my case?"

Yami looked at his client like he was a moron, why in all things holy would he even consider taking such a case?

"Oo Pff no"

"Then how are you going to stop Ronald from making you fat?"

"Easy…I'll just never go to McDonalds. Now get out of my office!"

"T.T I'm so sad…I guess I'll just go back to McDonalds"

"-.- That was just plain sad. NEXT!"

As Yami called the next person in, a man wearing a very expensive looking suit came in. This person looked quite intelligent and Yami was hoping that he was. Yami was getting very tired of these stupid people with stupid cases. So the man sat down and Yami thought we might as well get this over with.

"How can I help you?"

"Hmm you look quite familiar"

Yami gave this client an odd stare, was he coming on to him? Yami shook his head and decided to continue.

"Oo Anyway, what's your case?"

"Well my name is Kazuki Takahashi and I am the creator of YuGiOh…"

Yami stared at Kazuki Takahashi with wide eyes, he defiantly didn't see that one coming and now Yami knew for a fact that he wasn't coming on to him earlier.

"And I'd like to sue all of those Author or Authoresses out there writing stories about my characters"

"O.O Sweet! This is the best case ever! Now I will no longer be tortured by those authors and authoresses!"

Kazuki Takahashi looked at Yami a bit closer, and slowly came to the realization that Yami was a character from YuGiOh.

"Ah! Now I know who you are, you're one of my YuGiOh characters!"

" YES! I'm so going to take your case! I'll never be in a story again!"

"Very good. Now let's go sue the pants of those Author and authoresses!"

Yami was happy so happy that he was smiling. There was a crowd of Authors and Authoresses standing outside with their faces pressed against the glass, after over hearing what was going on the all looked at each other and said…

"O.O Uh-oh…time to hit the road!"