We left off with Yami and Kazuki Takahashi teaming up to sue all of the Authors/Authoresses that write about Yu-Gi-Oh. They were currently making their strategy; they had almost everything planned; now all they needed was a jury.

"Hmm now who should we have in the jury?"

"Well, it would be logical to put the other Yu-Gi-Oh characters in, because I'm sure their all tired of being in stories"

"True, I wonder…who hates Authors and Authoresses the most?"

After about an hour of brain storming Yami finally decided upon his jury and sent out the jury duty letters.

Ryou's house

Ryou was flipping through the mail trying his best to ignore all the bills, until he stumbled upon a letter addressed to his yami.

"Oh, look Bakura you have some mail"

"I do?"

Bakura took the letter from Ryou; after the letter was opened Bakura glared at it very intensely this confused Ryou.

"What is it?"

"JURY DUTY!! This is an outrage!"

Ryou blinked, someone had sent Bakura jury duty? This wasn't going to turn out very good.

"Who's this from?!"

"Um…Bakura, Yami's name is on it"

"Oh…STUPID YAMI!!!! I'm going to go burn down his house now!"

"Bakura! You can't do th- Oh never mind just go"

But when Ryou looked up he noticed Bakura had already left, he clearly didn't notice Ryou was talking to him.

"T.T No one listens to me…"

Kaiba Corp

Seto sat at his desk staring at the mail his secretary had just brought in, he stared at it for about 20 minutes before he decided to open it. Unfortunately for Seto he opened Yami's first.

"O.O Jury duty?! Yami, that stupid moron! How dare he try to waste my time with such pitiful things!"

Just then Seto heard yelling from outside, Seto turned to look out the window only to see Bakura walking past his building with a burning torch in his hand yelling something about burning Yami's house down.

"Oo; I guess I'm not the only one who got jury duty…well if Bakura's burning down his house I guess I'll have to make sure my limo driver runs him over."

So while Seto made the arrangements for Yami to be run over by his driver some of the other characters were receiving their letters.

Malik's house

"Gah! That stupid pharaoh!"

At the mention of the Pharaoh's name, Marik popped up wondering id maybe he could convince Malik to help him kill Yami.

"Oh! Do we have a valid reason to kill him now?"

Malik looked over at Marik, and much to Marik's surprise Malik had somewhat of a murderous glint in his eyes.

"Yes, he sent us both jury duty letters"

"O.O He's eviler than I thought!"

"Marik, I guess we'll have to kill him"

"Good plan light, let's go"

Pegasus's house

Pegasus sat at a table eating some cheese when he read Yami's letter he spit out his supposed "Fruit Juice".

"Jury duty?! This cannot be! I'm going to miss funny bunny! Croquet, can't you do something?"

"Uh, not really master Pegasus…but I could always tape funny bunny for you"

"T.T Oh…it's just not the same. I'll just have to teach Yami-boy a lesson! I'll make sure he never abuses funny bunny in such a way again!"

"How exactly are you going to do that?"

"I will tie him up, and make him watch funny bunny for countless hours!"

Pegasus was determined to teach Yami a lesson; he went off looking for his tapes of funny bunny and leaving Croquet a confused man. Poor Yami, he's going to have to watch his back now. He has Bakura on his way to burn down Yami's house; Seto getting his limo driver to run Yami over, Malik and Marik are out to kill Yami, and Pegasus is planning on making Yami watch funny bunny. Poor, poor Yami.

Yami and Kazuki Takahashi

" There I'm thoroughly pleased with my jury! There's no way we can loose!"

"Excellent, well I must be off. I've got some Yu-Gi-Oh episodes to make!"

"Oh, well before you go can I make a suggestion?"

"Sure"

"Make me taller! I'm a Pharaoh for goodness sake!"

"I'm terribly sorry but I find it more amusing for you to be short"

"¬¬ That jerk"

After Yami got over the fact that he was short, he glanced at the clock and noticed it was time to go home.

"Yay!"

So Yami decided that he was too good for walking, so he ran all the way home, but as he neared his house he could see tons of smoke in air.

"Oo; What is that?"

When Yami tried to cross the street to see what was going on a limo came flying at him.

"O.O AH!"

As Yami was running towards his house and away from the limo he saw Malik and Marik pull up to him on their motorcycle.

"DIE!"

"Yes, please do!"

"OO; AHHH! I'm too beautiful to die!"

Just as Yami thought it couldn't get ant worse he saw Pegasus running at him with a funny bunny stuffed animal and some tapes.

"O.O Dear Lord! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

In all this confusion Yugi managed to put the fire out, and saved Yami from his upcoming doom. Once Yugi had pulled Yami inside the house, everyone who had previously tried to kill him left to form a new plan.

"Phew, thanks Yugi"

"-.-; You've only been a lawyer for one day, and a ton of people already hate you…"

" I know isn't it great?"

"Are you even listening?"

"Don't worry…I drove"

"-.-; Why did I even save you?"

"Sorry, I don't have any marshmallows"

"Ugh! I give up!"

After that useless and confusing conversation Yugi stormed off unable to handle anymore of Yami's stupidity for now. Yami couldn't help but wonder one thing as he watched Yugi storm off…

"Oo; I wonder what's wrong with him?"