Yu-Gi-Oh! Nursing home

Disclaimer: Shanana Dawson Walter does NOT own the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh! I only own myself...and Detaleny...

SUMMARY: In this fic, the whole cast of Yu-Gi-Oh! Are OLD! O.o Well, SOME of them anyways.... They are very insane and they are trying to find the potion of youth to restore their young-ness...please enjoi..

It's five nineteen PM at Ryou and Bakura's house. Ryou, stuffing his face, and Bakura, drinking his beer as usual.

"We need a life." Said Bakura.

"You had one, you just wasted it on Beer and stupid stuff." Said Ryou.

"I only drink because I'm stuck with you!" cried Bakura.

"Well at least you're not getting fat!" yelled Ryou.

"Stop eating so many of them damn doughnuts and you wouldn't get fat now would you!" said Bakura.

"I eat only when I need to!" yelled Ryou as he stuffed his face.

Just then, there was a knock on the door. It was Yami and Jounouchi.

"Hello Yami, Jounouchi, what are you doing here and where's Yugi?" asked Ryou.

"Yugi's asleep. He came down with the flu last night." Said Yami.

"Hey Bakura! Congratulations!" yelled Jounouchi as he laughed.

"Jou, why are you congratulating me?" asked Bakura.

"Aren't you the father?" asked Jounouchi.

"O.o??? Father of what? I don't have any children." Said Bakura.

"Ryou put on a little weight there." Said Jounouchi.

"I would blame that on those doughnuts he keeps stuffing his face with." Said Bakura as he took a sip of his beer.

"It's not the doughnuts! It's this stress!" yelled Ryou.

"XD Hey Ryou, when's it due?" asked Bakura.

"Not funny!" yelled Ryou.

"I think it is." Laughed Jounouchi.

A random person knocked on the door. A girl, about 18, She had brownish hair tied back in a braid. Green eyes.

"Who the hell are you?" Asked Bakura.

"Shanana." She replied.

"O.o I've never seen you around here before, get lost!" yelled Bakura.
"I can solve your problems. Just take this potion, but IF you take it WRONG, something WILL happen to your appearance." She said sternly.

"How the hell can a teenager solve problems?" shrieked Ryou.

"Teenager? I'm 499 years old!" she said.

"HOW old?" asked Jounouchi.

"n.n 18!!" she spoke up quickly.

"Liar! I don't trust you! THIS potion is soda! See?" yelled Bakura.

"No, you shall soon see." She said.

The NEXT morning, instead of a rooster crow, everyone awoke to a scream.

"I-I'm a WRINKLE BAG! T.T" cried Ryou.

"UGH!" screamed Bakura from the other room.

"What?" asked Ryou.

"Yugi's toothless!" screamed Bakura.

"How?" asked Ryou.

"He's old!" yelled Bakura.

"So are you!" yelled Ryou.

"Not as old as YOU!" Bakura yelled back.

"ACK!" screamed Ryou.

"What?" asked Bakura.

"Mai's Fat and ugly!!" screamed Ryou.

"Are you sure that's Mai?" asked Bakura.

"I don't know! T.T" yelled Ryou.

"I'm Serenity!" said the blob of OLD.

Just then, Jounouchi comes in speeding in a wheelchair at 500MPH.

"WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!" yelled Jounouchi.

"AHH! MAH TOE! YOU OLD BAT! You ran over my left foot toe!" screamed Honda.

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