Disclaimer: I do not own Redwall.
While I think on the next chapter for my other fanfic, I thought I could post this.
The never begining story
Narrator: The time was ripe for battle, as vermin began to swarm the lands. Our two heros, the hare Arrowroot and
Arrowroot: Why can't I be called Ballaw?
Narrator: Its in the books, and I could be sued. Okay, Our Heros Arroroot and
Arrowroot: What does that mean?
Narrator:(Annoyed) Google it. Our heros Arrowroot and
Arrowroot: (on a computer)Is this going to be another tale of how a deranged evil vermin attacks a weaker group of vermin for reasorces?
Narrator: Stop insulting Bush. Our heros Arrowroot and
Arrowroot: What about my name? How about Martin Gonff Fantasia Redwall...(continues for a few minutes).
Narrator:(checks e-mail while waiting)Spam, Spam, Virus, Hate Mail, Flame, Spam, Spam...
Arrowroot: Ungatt Swart Fleetscut Braebuck. Hey, off my computer!(shoves narrator off computer) I'm preapproved for a platinum membership!
Narrator: (rubbing bruises) I don't even know where to get started about the legality of those names. Now, lets get back to the Story!
Arrowroot: Story? I know a good story. My idol, Ballaw De...
Narrator: Whose telling this story?
Arrowroot: (still talking)so then he Akk!(hits floor)
Narrator: (Holding tranquilizer gun) Ok, now back to the story. The other hero was an otter called Waterflash.
Waterflash: I'm in two stories now. Can I have a raise?
Narrator: Sure.(Points at Computer) Its yours.
Arrowroot:(recovered) Who are you, and what the are you doing with my computer!?
(Waterflash and Arrowroot fight over the computer)
Guy in Black Suit: I declair this story inapropriate and over!
Narrator: Why? Its not even a story yet.
(Computer hits Guy in Black Suits head)
Arrowroot and Waterflash: Now look what you've done!
Narrator: Now that the computer is gone, may we please continue with the story?
Arrowroot: Still have my trusty Palm! Hey!
Narrator:(stomping on Palm, then burning the remains) Okay, lets get started.
Arrowroot: Do I have to use that stupid accent?
Narrator: Yes
Waterflash: Me?
Narrator: I can't write an otters accent.
Arrowroot: Rotter
Narrator(putting tranquilizer gun away and getting a shotgun)Thats the spirit! Now, our heros were traveling down the road and Aroowroot! What do you think ypur doing?
Arrowroot: (Holding Narrators Cell Phone and Credit Card)I can't act on an empty stomach. Yes, I would like to jumbo size it...
Waterflash: Bad hare, very bad hare! (whispering) Get me something too
(Guy in Black Suit gets up and presses button on Remote)
FBI WARNING!
THE CONTENT IN THE STORY HAS BEEN DEEMED INNAPROPRIATE AS IT DOES NOT EVEN CLOSELY RESEMBLE REDWALL, SO IT HAS BEEN CLOSED
While I think on the next chapter for my other fanfic, I thought I could post this.
The never begining story
Narrator: The time was ripe for battle, as vermin began to swarm the lands. Our two heros, the hare Arrowroot and
Arrowroot: Why can't I be called Ballaw?
Narrator: Its in the books, and I could be sued. Okay, Our Heros Arroroot and
Arrowroot: What does that mean?
Narrator:(Annoyed) Google it. Our heros Arrowroot and
Arrowroot: (on a computer)Is this going to be another tale of how a deranged evil vermin attacks a weaker group of vermin for reasorces?
Narrator: Stop insulting Bush. Our heros Arrowroot and
Arrowroot: What about my name? How about Martin Gonff Fantasia Redwall...(continues for a few minutes).
Narrator:(checks e-mail while waiting)Spam, Spam, Virus, Hate Mail, Flame, Spam, Spam...
Arrowroot: Ungatt Swart Fleetscut Braebuck. Hey, off my computer!(shoves narrator off computer) I'm preapproved for a platinum membership!
Narrator: (rubbing bruises) I don't even know where to get started about the legality of those names. Now, lets get back to the Story!
Arrowroot: Story? I know a good story. My idol, Ballaw De...
Narrator: Whose telling this story?
Arrowroot: (still talking)so then he Akk!(hits floor)
Narrator: (Holding tranquilizer gun) Ok, now back to the story. The other hero was an otter called Waterflash.
Waterflash: I'm in two stories now. Can I have a raise?
Narrator: Sure.(Points at Computer) Its yours.
Arrowroot:(recovered) Who are you, and what the are you doing with my computer!?
(Waterflash and Arrowroot fight over the computer)
Guy in Black Suit: I declair this story inapropriate and over!
Narrator: Why? Its not even a story yet.
(Computer hits Guy in Black Suits head)
Arrowroot and Waterflash: Now look what you've done!
Narrator: Now that the computer is gone, may we please continue with the story?
Arrowroot: Still have my trusty Palm! Hey!
Narrator:(stomping on Palm, then burning the remains) Okay, lets get started.
Arrowroot: Do I have to use that stupid accent?
Narrator: Yes
Waterflash: Me?
Narrator: I can't write an otters accent.
Arrowroot: Rotter
Narrator(putting tranquilizer gun away and getting a shotgun)Thats the spirit! Now, our heros were traveling down the road and Aroowroot! What do you think ypur doing?
Arrowroot: (Holding Narrators Cell Phone and Credit Card)I can't act on an empty stomach. Yes, I would like to jumbo size it...
Waterflash: Bad hare, very bad hare! (whispering) Get me something too
(Guy in Black Suit gets up and presses button on Remote)
FBI WARNING!
THE CONTENT IN THE STORY HAS BEEN DEEMED INNAPROPRIATE AS IT DOES NOT EVEN CLOSELY RESEMBLE REDWALL, SO IT HAS BEEN CLOSED