Disclaimer: As ever, borrowed from those who invented it, hastily returned afterwards.
10 Fanfics You've Never Seen Before
1. My love for you will never end...
Summer sighed happily. It had only been a day since she escaped the police in her home town, when she had found the magic portal that had transported her to Middle-Earth. And she'd accomplished a lot in a day.
Firstly, she walked all the way to Rivendell from Lothlorien (where she'd arrived) in half an hour, joined the Fellowship, had made it to Mount Doom in a matter of minutes thanks to another magic portal, destroyed the One Ring when Frodo was incapable of doing so, had one on one combat with Sauron and won instantly. And, she thought contentedly, as she pushed her long blonde hair (so perfect Rachel from Friends was now asking for a 'Summer' cut in the hair salon) behind a pointed ear (when she arrived in Middle-Earth she found out she was really an elf, directly descended from Feanor), not only have I done all that without batting an eyelid across my purple eyes, but I've found true love as well.
She gazed into the eyes of her beloved as he met with Aragorn at his Coronation ceremony-and-Wedding (hey, it saves on banquet bills). He was so perfect, she thought. Long shining white-blonde hair, beautiful cheekbones and grey-blue eyes you could get lost in.
Then the Lady Arwen arrivied. Summer did not realise that no-one was looking at the Elven woman though, because she was so modest. In reality everyone agreed that Summer was the most beautiful creature ever to walk on Middle-Earth, 'even more beautiful than that Luthien chick', they said.
Eventually the ceremony was over, after rather a lot of time-wasting with those unnecessary hobbits who took precious screen time away from her beloved. Summer ran gracefully towards her one true love, her long blonde hair streaming out behind her in the sun like a beautiful golden safety hazard that could easily catch on something.
He stood there with his arms open to welcome her, and they kissed even more romantically than Aragorn and Arwen, who no-one really cared about anymore, oddly enough.
"Oh my love, you were wonderful up there" Summer said, pressing her lips against his
"Thank you Summer." he said, embracing her. "I have a question for you" he began tentatively.
"Anything, my darling."
"Summer... will you come to the Undying Lands with me?"
Summer had never been so happy in her life.
"Of course!" she cried.
She was so overjoyed she stopped the first person she could to tell them her good news.
"Oh Legolas, it's wonderful! Me and Gandalf are going to live in the Undying Lands!!"
The End
10 Fanfics You've Never Seen Before
1. My love for you will never end...
Summer sighed happily. It had only been a day since she escaped the police in her home town, when she had found the magic portal that had transported her to Middle-Earth. And she'd accomplished a lot in a day.
Firstly, she walked all the way to Rivendell from Lothlorien (where she'd arrived) in half an hour, joined the Fellowship, had made it to Mount Doom in a matter of minutes thanks to another magic portal, destroyed the One Ring when Frodo was incapable of doing so, had one on one combat with Sauron and won instantly. And, she thought contentedly, as she pushed her long blonde hair (so perfect Rachel from Friends was now asking for a 'Summer' cut in the hair salon) behind a pointed ear (when she arrived in Middle-Earth she found out she was really an elf, directly descended from Feanor), not only have I done all that without batting an eyelid across my purple eyes, but I've found true love as well.
She gazed into the eyes of her beloved as he met with Aragorn at his Coronation ceremony-and-Wedding (hey, it saves on banquet bills). He was so perfect, she thought. Long shining white-blonde hair, beautiful cheekbones and grey-blue eyes you could get lost in.
Then the Lady Arwen arrivied. Summer did not realise that no-one was looking at the Elven woman though, because she was so modest. In reality everyone agreed that Summer was the most beautiful creature ever to walk on Middle-Earth, 'even more beautiful than that Luthien chick', they said.
Eventually the ceremony was over, after rather a lot of time-wasting with those unnecessary hobbits who took precious screen time away from her beloved. Summer ran gracefully towards her one true love, her long blonde hair streaming out behind her in the sun like a beautiful golden safety hazard that could easily catch on something.
He stood there with his arms open to welcome her, and they kissed even more romantically than Aragorn and Arwen, who no-one really cared about anymore, oddly enough.
"Oh my love, you were wonderful up there" Summer said, pressing her lips against his
"Thank you Summer." he said, embracing her. "I have a question for you" he began tentatively.
"Anything, my darling."
"Summer... will you come to the Undying Lands with me?"
Summer had never been so happy in her life.
"Of course!" she cried.
She was so overjoyed she stopped the first person she could to tell them her good news.
"Oh Legolas, it's wonderful! Me and Gandalf are going to live in the Undying Lands!!"
The End