~*~Chapter Fourteen: Figuring Things Out~*~
Disclaimer: *sigh* Unfortunately, I do not own InuYasha-tachi, etc. Although I have dreams of owning my most favoritest character, Miroku...Hai, 'tis true. Besides, if I did own Inu-tachi, I'd be rich and famous. *Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous starts playing* You see it on TV, or in a magazine... ^^;;; Oops, day-dreaming again! Please le' me know what you think of this chapter! Arigatou!
"Nani*? Where'd Miroku go. . .? EEP! Hentai*, Miroku!" [Nani-What?]
[Hentai-Pervert]
BONK!
I hit Miroku upside the head with Hiraikotsu.
"That's Sango, all right. . ." InuYasha mumbled.
"Wait a minute, where'd Kanna go?" Kagome mentioned.
All of our dilly-dallying caught us off guard and forgot about Kanna. She must've gone back to Naraku. But how the hell are we gonna get our souls in our own bodies again?!
The next day, after a rough night of sleeping on the hard ground, we walked over to where Nezumi, Haru, Areala, and Shippou, were lodging. I shook Nezumi awake gently.
"Mmm, where am I? Mmmm, Mommy. . .what are you doing with Daddy. . . ? I want some chicken noodle soup. . .Mmmmm. . .HUH?!"
Nezumi awoke with a startled jolt.
"I'M AWAKE!! Oh, it's you, Sango-Sama. . .Okay, you scared me for a minute there. . .I'm gonna go play with Inu's ears right now. . .I like to tweak them. . .Tweak, tweak, tweak. . .mmmm. . .chicken noodle soup. . .and doggies. . ."
What is up with her today?
Haru woke up and looked as Nezumi left to tweak InuYasha's ears. Crazy girl. . .
(A/N: That's really my best friend! She is so dumb and I like to make her do silly stuff in here! But I really think she _does_ like tweaking InuYasha's ears...I do the same with muh kittie's ears, and my doggie's, too! ^^;;;)
"Miaw?" Kirara nuzzled my cheek.
"Könnichiwä, Kirara, Tahallan."
Huh? Oh, damn! I was going to ask Nezumi if she knew a spell putting someone's soul back in their own body! Oh, well. I sighed heavily. I'll ask her later. . .
"Miroku?" I walked into the corner where Miroku was snoozing. Aww, he looks so kawaii*. . . [Kawaii-Cute; Adorable]
He snorted in his sleep.
"No. . .Don't. . .Ooh! Heh, naughty, naughty. . . . . .Ooh, Sango. . . . . ."
I blushed and jumped back. How _dare_ he dream of me like that!! I froze as I felt his familiar hand cruise its way up my thigh. I smacked him. Is he _really_ asleep? I bent down on my knees, peering into his face. He opened his eyes. Our noses touched. Silence. Stillness and silence.
SLAP!
Miroku's hand twitched and he chuckled.
"Heh. . .Definitely worth the pain. . ."
SLAP!
My eyebrow twitched as he looked up at me, giving me a Hentai grin. Then his face fell. He had forgotten I was in Kagome's body!
"Y'know. . .We _really_ need to get you into your own body again. . ."
"Hai*." [Hai-Yes]
"I mean, soon."
"Hai."
"I mean, _REALLY_ soon."
". . ." I furrowed my brow and said nothing. A moment of silence.
"REALLY, REALLY SOON."
". . .Hai. . ." I said slowly, "and what are you getting at, may I ask?"
Another Hentai grin crept up along his face as his hand wandered again. I cursed Kagome for wearing this wretched mini-skirt.
"Hentai, you womanizer!"
I stormed angrily from the house.
"Ohh, Sango. . .You were great in my dream, you know. . ."
"HENTAI!!!!!!"
Miroku held in a burst of laughter. I cursed him mentally.
Damn that bouzou*. [Bouzou-Low-level priest] How _dare_ he say that! I will personally kill him myself later today if I have the chance. Well. . .it _would_ be fun, but I wouldn't do that. I laughed to myself. I walked in on Nezumi in a tweaking InuYasha's ears session.
"Nezumi!"
"Yo?"
". . .Ano. . .yeah. Anyways, do you know a configuring (?) spell that will bring Kagome's soul and mine back into our own bodies?"
"Configuring spell. . .Hmm, lemme go check my spell book. . .Be right back, Inu."
". . .Feh. Yeah, whatever."
Nezumi giggled and followed me out the door. I held up her sack that she carried along. She dug through it and pulled out a dull red-colored dusty book. She blew the dust off it and Areala sneezed, who happened to be sticking her face in the bag.
"Ah-choo!"
"Gesundheit."
"Configuring spell. . .configuring spell. . .Hmm. . .Ah, here's something. Okay, it says here, that I need seven hairs from a wolf-demon—"
"—I'm not getting near Kouga!" InuYasha howled from the other room.
"You don't _have_ to get near him! Just any wolf-demon!" Nezumi complained, stroking Areala's head. Areala purred, which was odd, her being a kitsune.
"Okay, seven hairs of a wolf-demon. . .Hmm, this is strange. I have to get a boa tail from somewhere. But it doesn't specify where. . ."
She looked at me and I smiled.
SESSHOUMARU! He has that fluffy boa tail!
"I know someone who has a boa tail. . ."
"You do??"
"Uh-huh. That I do know."
"Well, okay. So seven wolf-demon hairs," I nodded as she said it, "pluck one long boa tail fur,"
"Mm-hmm,"
"And a tooth from a Miko. . ."
My eyes widened.
"Wait, wait, wait a minute! I'm not a Miko! But am I considered one, being in Kagome's body?! Or does Kagome have to have her tooth pulled?!"
Nezumi's face twisted into an evil smile.
"No, of course you're not a Miko, I can see that, but since you _are_ in Kagome's body after all, you will be the one to have the tooth pulled."
". . .Will a baby tooth work? I have one baby tooth left. . ."
Nezumi snickered.
"Yeah, whatever. That'll work! Okay, let's get that tooth, Sango. . . !"
I groaned and followed her to where Kagome was.
We found Kagome outside in a small meadow, surprisingly, knowing the area that we were in. She was sitting on the stump of a cut-down cherry blossom. Those were my favorite trees. . .as well as Kagome's. She was swinging her legs and humming. I remembered the song that my mother used to sing when she was by cherry blossom trees. She used to sing it all the time. At least, before she died giving birth to my younger brother. . .
***** Sa – ku - ra, sa – ku - ra, cher – ry blos – oms in the sky, near and far as eye can see. Like a mist of float – ing clouds, In the fra – grant blush of spring. come, oh come, come, oh come. Come and see the cher – ry trees... *****
"Kagome? Err, we need you for a sec. . ."
"Yeah?" she answered.
"Ano, we know that you're a Miko and all, but since in I'm in _your_ body, am I considered that Miko?"
"Well, technically. But not physically."
"Okay. . .arigatou*." I thanked Kagome. [Arigatou-Thank-You]
"Well," Nezumi began, "we need the tooth of a Miko in order to change you guys back,"
"Well, it's not me that's getting it done!"
"That's what I was afraid of. . ." I mumbled.
*
"Hold _still_, Sango! The faster and sooner you stay still, the sooner you'll be finished!"
"I—DON'T—CARE!" I shrieked as Kagome and Nezumi pinned me down to a rock.
Kagome held up a metal demon thing and I tell you, it did _not_ look friendly! I swear, would _your_ friends do this to _you_??!! I wouldn't! My face twisted into a smile mentally as I imagined one of them in my place. The metal demon thing that Kagome called a shot, put it in the left side of my mouth, and jabbed it in the back of my gums. I expected it to hurt, so I braced myself and winced. Instead, I heard Kagome gasp. Hey, I think that just because I'm in _her_ body, the pain's not going to go to _me_. . .COOL!
"Goh men, Kah-go-meh. 'Ah did ent know tha's this would hu't 'oo. (Gomen, Kagome. I didn't know that this would hurt you.)"
"S'okay. . ." Kagome moaned, rubbing her cheek. "ohhh. . ."
I closed my eyes as Kagome pulled out yet another metal demon thing. She called this pliers, or something. I didn't feel anything, to tell the truth. Kagome explained to me that the shot I was given, numbs the pain, so you don't feel a thing. Relieved, I sighed.
"C'mon. Let's go back to the guys. We'll get that boa tail and wolf hairs soon enough."
I smiled evilly when I was thinking of InuYasha sneaking up on Kouga, and ripping out his hairs. I burst out laughing when my mind played Kouga chasing InuYasha up and down hills as InuYasha flailed away, quick as possible, from Kouga. I wiped a tear, laughingly. That would be _so_ funny! A devious smile twisted across my face.
"Oh, InuYasha. . ." I sing-sang.
~WAI! I got this chapter done! I am so happy! Only took me 2 days! 2 days I tell ya, 2 DAYS! Phew. I like the ending of this chapter a lot. Any-who, please lemme know what ya think of this chapter! Arigatou! Ja ne, minna- san!~
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Disclaimer: *sigh* Unfortunately, I do not own InuYasha-tachi, etc. Although I have dreams of owning my most favoritest character, Miroku...Hai, 'tis true. Besides, if I did own Inu-tachi, I'd be rich and famous. *Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous starts playing* You see it on TV, or in a magazine... ^^;;; Oops, day-dreaming again! Please le' me know what you think of this chapter! Arigatou!
"Nani*? Where'd Miroku go. . .? EEP! Hentai*, Miroku!" [Nani-What?]
[Hentai-Pervert]
BONK!
I hit Miroku upside the head with Hiraikotsu.
"That's Sango, all right. . ." InuYasha mumbled.
"Wait a minute, where'd Kanna go?" Kagome mentioned.
All of our dilly-dallying caught us off guard and forgot about Kanna. She must've gone back to Naraku. But how the hell are we gonna get our souls in our own bodies again?!
The next day, after a rough night of sleeping on the hard ground, we walked over to where Nezumi, Haru, Areala, and Shippou, were lodging. I shook Nezumi awake gently.
"Mmm, where am I? Mmmm, Mommy. . .what are you doing with Daddy. . . ? I want some chicken noodle soup. . .Mmmmm. . .HUH?!"
Nezumi awoke with a startled jolt.
"I'M AWAKE!! Oh, it's you, Sango-Sama. . .Okay, you scared me for a minute there. . .I'm gonna go play with Inu's ears right now. . .I like to tweak them. . .Tweak, tweak, tweak. . .mmmm. . .chicken noodle soup. . .and doggies. . ."
What is up with her today?
Haru woke up and looked as Nezumi left to tweak InuYasha's ears. Crazy girl. . .
(A/N: That's really my best friend! She is so dumb and I like to make her do silly stuff in here! But I really think she _does_ like tweaking InuYasha's ears...I do the same with muh kittie's ears, and my doggie's, too! ^^;;;)
"Miaw?" Kirara nuzzled my cheek.
"Könnichiwä, Kirara, Tahallan."
Huh? Oh, damn! I was going to ask Nezumi if she knew a spell putting someone's soul back in their own body! Oh, well. I sighed heavily. I'll ask her later. . .
"Miroku?" I walked into the corner where Miroku was snoozing. Aww, he looks so kawaii*. . . [Kawaii-Cute; Adorable]
He snorted in his sleep.
"No. . .Don't. . .Ooh! Heh, naughty, naughty. . . . . .Ooh, Sango. . . . . ."
I blushed and jumped back. How _dare_ he dream of me like that!! I froze as I felt his familiar hand cruise its way up my thigh. I smacked him. Is he _really_ asleep? I bent down on my knees, peering into his face. He opened his eyes. Our noses touched. Silence. Stillness and silence.
SLAP!
Miroku's hand twitched and he chuckled.
"Heh. . .Definitely worth the pain. . ."
SLAP!
My eyebrow twitched as he looked up at me, giving me a Hentai grin. Then his face fell. He had forgotten I was in Kagome's body!
"Y'know. . .We _really_ need to get you into your own body again. . ."
"Hai*." [Hai-Yes]
"I mean, soon."
"Hai."
"I mean, _REALLY_ soon."
". . ." I furrowed my brow and said nothing. A moment of silence.
"REALLY, REALLY SOON."
". . .Hai. . ." I said slowly, "and what are you getting at, may I ask?"
Another Hentai grin crept up along his face as his hand wandered again. I cursed Kagome for wearing this wretched mini-skirt.
"Hentai, you womanizer!"
I stormed angrily from the house.
"Ohh, Sango. . .You were great in my dream, you know. . ."
"HENTAI!!!!!!"
Miroku held in a burst of laughter. I cursed him mentally.
Damn that bouzou*. [Bouzou-Low-level priest] How _dare_ he say that! I will personally kill him myself later today if I have the chance. Well. . .it _would_ be fun, but I wouldn't do that. I laughed to myself. I walked in on Nezumi in a tweaking InuYasha's ears session.
"Nezumi!"
"Yo?"
". . .Ano. . .yeah. Anyways, do you know a configuring (?) spell that will bring Kagome's soul and mine back into our own bodies?"
"Configuring spell. . .Hmm, lemme go check my spell book. . .Be right back, Inu."
". . .Feh. Yeah, whatever."
Nezumi giggled and followed me out the door. I held up her sack that she carried along. She dug through it and pulled out a dull red-colored dusty book. She blew the dust off it and Areala sneezed, who happened to be sticking her face in the bag.
"Ah-choo!"
"Gesundheit."
"Configuring spell. . .configuring spell. . .Hmm. . .Ah, here's something. Okay, it says here, that I need seven hairs from a wolf-demon—"
"—I'm not getting near Kouga!" InuYasha howled from the other room.
"You don't _have_ to get near him! Just any wolf-demon!" Nezumi complained, stroking Areala's head. Areala purred, which was odd, her being a kitsune.
"Okay, seven hairs of a wolf-demon. . .Hmm, this is strange. I have to get a boa tail from somewhere. But it doesn't specify where. . ."
She looked at me and I smiled.
SESSHOUMARU! He has that fluffy boa tail!
"I know someone who has a boa tail. . ."
"You do??"
"Uh-huh. That I do know."
"Well, okay. So seven wolf-demon hairs," I nodded as she said it, "pluck one long boa tail fur,"
"Mm-hmm,"
"And a tooth from a Miko. . ."
My eyes widened.
"Wait, wait, wait a minute! I'm not a Miko! But am I considered one, being in Kagome's body?! Or does Kagome have to have her tooth pulled?!"
Nezumi's face twisted into an evil smile.
"No, of course you're not a Miko, I can see that, but since you _are_ in Kagome's body after all, you will be the one to have the tooth pulled."
". . .Will a baby tooth work? I have one baby tooth left. . ."
Nezumi snickered.
"Yeah, whatever. That'll work! Okay, let's get that tooth, Sango. . . !"
I groaned and followed her to where Kagome was.
We found Kagome outside in a small meadow, surprisingly, knowing the area that we were in. She was sitting on the stump of a cut-down cherry blossom. Those were my favorite trees. . .as well as Kagome's. She was swinging her legs and humming. I remembered the song that my mother used to sing when she was by cherry blossom trees. She used to sing it all the time. At least, before she died giving birth to my younger brother. . .
***** Sa – ku - ra, sa – ku - ra, cher – ry blos – oms in the sky, near and far as eye can see. Like a mist of float – ing clouds, In the fra – grant blush of spring. come, oh come, come, oh come. Come and see the cher – ry trees... *****
"Kagome? Err, we need you for a sec. . ."
"Yeah?" she answered.
"Ano, we know that you're a Miko and all, but since in I'm in _your_ body, am I considered that Miko?"
"Well, technically. But not physically."
"Okay. . .arigatou*." I thanked Kagome. [Arigatou-Thank-You]
"Well," Nezumi began, "we need the tooth of a Miko in order to change you guys back,"
"Well, it's not me that's getting it done!"
"That's what I was afraid of. . ." I mumbled.
*
"Hold _still_, Sango! The faster and sooner you stay still, the sooner you'll be finished!"
"I—DON'T—CARE!" I shrieked as Kagome and Nezumi pinned me down to a rock.
Kagome held up a metal demon thing and I tell you, it did _not_ look friendly! I swear, would _your_ friends do this to _you_??!! I wouldn't! My face twisted into a smile mentally as I imagined one of them in my place. The metal demon thing that Kagome called a shot, put it in the left side of my mouth, and jabbed it in the back of my gums. I expected it to hurt, so I braced myself and winced. Instead, I heard Kagome gasp. Hey, I think that just because I'm in _her_ body, the pain's not going to go to _me_. . .COOL!
"Goh men, Kah-go-meh. 'Ah did ent know tha's this would hu't 'oo. (Gomen, Kagome. I didn't know that this would hurt you.)"
"S'okay. . ." Kagome moaned, rubbing her cheek. "ohhh. . ."
I closed my eyes as Kagome pulled out yet another metal demon thing. She called this pliers, or something. I didn't feel anything, to tell the truth. Kagome explained to me that the shot I was given, numbs the pain, so you don't feel a thing. Relieved, I sighed.
"C'mon. Let's go back to the guys. We'll get that boa tail and wolf hairs soon enough."
I smiled evilly when I was thinking of InuYasha sneaking up on Kouga, and ripping out his hairs. I burst out laughing when my mind played Kouga chasing InuYasha up and down hills as InuYasha flailed away, quick as possible, from Kouga. I wiped a tear, laughingly. That would be _so_ funny! A devious smile twisted across my face.
"Oh, InuYasha. . ." I sing-sang.
~WAI! I got this chapter done! I am so happy! Only took me 2 days! 2 days I tell ya, 2 DAYS! Phew. I like the ending of this chapter a lot. Any-who, please lemme know what ya think of this chapter! Arigatou! Ja ne, minna- san!~
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