~*~Chapter Fifteen: Turning the Tables of Sheer Utter Groping~*~
Disclaimer: *sigh* Unfortunately, I do not own InuYasha-tachi, etc. Although I have dreams of owning my most favoritest character, Miroku...Hai, 'tis true. Besides, if I did own Inu-tachi, I'd be rich and famous. *Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous starts playing* You see it on TV, or in a magazine... ^^;;; Oops, day-dreaming again! Please le' me know what you think of this chapter! Arigatou!
I closed my eyes as Kagome pulled out yet another metal demon thing. She called this pliers, or something. I didn't feel anything, to tell the truth. Kagome explained to me that the shot I was given, numbs the pain, so you don't feel a thing. Relieved, I sighed.
"C'mon. Let's go back to the guys. We'll get that boa tail and wolf hairs soon enough."
I smiled evilly when I was thinking of InuYasha sneaking up on Kouga, and ripping out his hairs. I burst out laughing when my mind played Kouga chasing InuYasha up and down hills as InuYasha flailed away, quick as possible, from Kouga. I wiped a tear, laughingly. That would be _so_ funny! A devious smile twisted across my face.
"Oh, InuYasha. . ." I sing-sang.
Kagome looked my way.
"What do you have in mind, Sango-Chan?"
"C'mere. . ." I whispered, holding a finger up to my lips.
I told Nezumi and Kagome about what my mind was playing with InuYasha and Kouga. The two younger girls laughed, falling to the ground, rolling about, and clutched their sides so that they could breathe from laughing so much.
*
We stepped into the hut where InuYasha was, awaiting for Kagome to tweak his ears. I could tell right away that he did not take a liking to Nezumi pretty much. Maybe her scent offended him, somewhat? Or maybe she just squeezes his itty bitty ears too much? I figured it was both. Though I _did_ have to say, that Nezumi's kimono did have a bit of an odd odor to it. I pinched my nose slightly.
I stifled a laugh as I heard InuYasha moaning with pleasure from Kagome's caressing his ears.
"Oh, yeah. . ." InuYasha breathed.
His eyes fluttered closed. Then they would open. Close. Open. Non-stop closing and opening. Then he would start kicking his hind leg as she reached a pleasure spot on his head.
Thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump.
Shippou snickered.
"SHUT UP!"
InuYasha bang Shippou across the head with his fists.
"Ow, ow, ow! That hurt, you jerk!"
Shippou ran into Areala's arms as quickly as he could. She fluffed his hair and he smiled happily.
"Ooh, arigatou, Areala-Chan!"
Areala giggled.
"Anytime, Shippou-Chan."
The kitsune couple hugged and cuddled up to take a rather quick snooze in the corner of the hut. I saw Kagome's face light up as her eyes twinkled, watching her favorite kitsune with his new mate. Although, I don't think I've seen any signs showing that Shippou claimed her yet. . .Areala would've had a bite mark or bruise on her neck, and Shippou's scent probably would be on her. (A/N: I'll explain in a further chapter how Areala got her name...Oops! I just spoiled things! Forgive me! Gah! Do not listen to the things that spill from my mouth! Gah! Continue reading the story! I'm not even here! *walks away humming* I'm not here, I'm not he- ere...)
Nezumi broke the silence and told InuYasha about changing Kagome and I back.
"NANI?!?!?! YOU—YOU MEAN, YOU HAVE TO GO AND FIND MY. . .MY BROTHER?! OH, I'M COMIN' WITH, I'M COMIN' WITH, AND NO ONE'S STOPPING ME! I—"
"—Osuwari."
CRASH!
InuYasha groaned.
"Damn. . .you. . .w-wench. . ."
". . .Osuwari. . ." Kagome sing-sang.
Thud.
"Hai*, it's true." [Hai-Yes]
I turned. Miroku stood there.
"Miroku, how. . .how did you know? Were you listening to us when we told Kagome? I told you that you couldn't spy on me!" I huffed.
Miroku stood there and grinned, wrapping me in his arms. I turned my head away from him and smiled, touching my burning cheeks. But just to make sure that he knew I wasn't enjoying this. . .even though I really was. . .
"Umph, Miroku. L-let me go! Onegai*?" [Onegai-Please]
I struggled from his grip on me, although I was enjoying the closeness of the comforting. Very much, did I enjoy it. Hai, it's true.
"M-Miroku. . .Let—me—go!"
"Iie*." [Iie-No]
"Whaddya _mean_, "iie"?? You better let go of me right now, Miroku, or I'll—"
"—You'll what, Sango-Sama?" Miroku chuckled. Sure, he loved to torture me! Kami-sama, did I hate it.
"I'll. . .ano. . .I'll—I'll. . .Oh, I don't know! Not with you squeezing me like this!" I pretended to be choking as if he were squeezing the air from my lungs. Instantly, it worked like a charm. He loosened his grip, and I ducked down under his arms and jumped out of his reach. I leaped behind him, pulling his hands behind them. Now, _he_ was the one that was stuck!
"Well, well, Miroku. Looks like the tables have turned, ne*?" [Ne-Don't you think?]
"I suppose so." He replied coolly.
I did the one thing that would surely shock him the most. Nonetheless, surprise him. Stun him, you know, etcetera, etcetera. . .Hai, that's right. I did that one shocking thing no one would expect me to do. I groped him. =3
Instead of sheer, utter shock, he was—he was. . .HE WAS HAPPY, FOR GOODNESS SAKE! HAPPY! H-A-P-P-Y, HAPPY! The bouzou is _happy_ that I'm groping him? Oh, Kami-sama, help me. The world's comin' to an end.
Chuckles came from his throat. The next thing he did, I would die from, because it was so scary and shocking. He arched his back into the feeling of my _hand_ on his _rear_ and he was now practically sitting in my hand! Holy mole! As I tried to move my hand away from—from. . . "it", he snatched my wrist. Oh, Sweet Mother of God. What have I done to deserve this? Oh, that's right. Blame it on _me_, why dontcha? Blaming me for my hand groping his damn ass! Not to mention his nice ass. . .Ooh, I gotta make my mind stop thinking those lecherous thoughts! But, still. It wasn't _my_ hand doing it! Nuh-uh! It wasn't!
"M-M-Miroku. . .What the hell are you doing?! Let go of my hand!"
"Iie."
"So you mean to tell me that you actually _like_, no, not like," I gulped, pausing, "that you. . . . . .enjoy. . .this. . . ?"
"Well, in a weird cosmic sort-of way, hai. It simply. . ._fascinates_ me. . .that you, you of all people, are doing this to, well, to _me_! Have I been good enough to deserve this, Kami-sama? If I was, I cannot thank you enough!"
The last question, I chose to ignore. I wish to be deaf. For that moment of time-being. Will this wretched day _ever_ end?? I believe not. Oh, curse it all, end you, horrid day!! End!!
END!!
Okay. So I figured it would not end as soon as I had hoped. I tried to live my life for the rest of the day. But I was getting teased about, well, "it". THAT HORRID PREDICAMENT. I shuddered. Yet, it was rather enjoyable. . .I shuddered again and smacked myself mentally.
Kagome found out about what just happened and blushed as she saw me. But my face was bright as a tomato! Oh, Kami-sama. How I wish for myself to forget this! Kagome put her arm on my shoulder. But I'm not used to be shorter than her, because I was in her shorter body. I'm used to being tall and straight. . .I want my body back!
Far in the distance, a tall figure appeared over a hill. Two more figures joined it. I noticed a familiar fluffy thing flowing from the taller of the three. Sesshoumaru! I tapped Kagome and pointed to Sesshoumaru, Jaken, and Rin.
She whispered to Nezumi and Nezumi turned her head.
"Neko!"
"Iie, that's Lord Sesshoumaru." I muttered.
"Iie, I ain't talkin' about him. Kagome just showed me her neko, Buyo. He sure is fat!"
Nezumi held a thin paper-like object, but it felt a little slippery. Kagome explained to Nezumi who explained to me that it was laminated and it was called a photograph that she took with her Polaroid camera. (A/N: Shake it like a Polaroid picture—Hey ya! Hey—ya! ^^;;)
In the picture was Kagome's neko*, Buyo. He was quite obese, and was white with orange circles all over his body. I have never seen a neko like this! Only neko-youkais, like Kirara. [Neko-Cat]
"Kawaii!" I squealed.
I showed the picture to Kirara, who mewed in response. Tahallan was jealous of this new neko, although it _was_ a picture, and growled low in his throat.
"Oh, anyways, look, InuYasha! It's Sesshoumaru!" I exclaimed, pointing relentlessly.
"HUH? WHERE?" InuYasha asked.
"THERE!"
"WHERE?"
"THERE!!"
"Okay!"
"THERE!!"
"I said, okay!!"
"Okay!"
InuYasha sweat-dropped and led us to his older half-brother.
"Hello, brother." Sesshoumaru said coldly.
"You best obey "The Lord Kitty"!" Rin chirped, dancing all around.
"The Lord Kitty" sweat-dropped.
"Rin, since when do you call me "Lord Kitty"?"
"Since now, Lord Kitty!"
"I prefer Lord Fluffy-Chan. . ." Sesshoumaru mumbled.
"I got an idea! I'll call you Lord Fluffy Kitty-Chan!"
"NO! Onegai, just call me, Lord Fluffy, if that's what you must. . .Although I prefer neither of those idiotic names you give and call me. . ." Sesshoumaru shuddered.
"Yoshi*! Lord Kitty it is!" [Yoshi-Okay]
Everyone sweat-dropped as Rin skipped around, pleased with her lord's new nickname. I stepped closer to Sesshoumaru, the hairs of his fluffy boa tail tickling my cheeks. I snatched long sections of the tail and stuffed them in the pockets that Kagome had on her uniform. I grinned ruefully at the Lord Sesshoumaru, who stared at me, possibly pondering what the hell I was doing to his boa tail.
"Well, gotta go, you know. We're expected somewhere else. Bye!" I said quickly, running off with the rest of the group. Rin jumped on Sesshoumaru's back and waved good-bye to us. I showed the boa tail hairs to Kagome and she squeaked,
"Yatta! Now all we have left to get are. . ."
I nodded and glanced at InuYasha.
"The best wolf-demon hairs to get are from, well, him. . ."
"InuYasha's not gonna be happy, Sango. . ."
"I know, I know. . ."
~WOW! Oh—my—gosh! Can you _believe_ it? I can't! I just can't believe that I _actually_ got 2 chapters updated in 1 day! I. . .I think I'm gonna faint. . . *faints* Huh? Where. . .where am I? Wait, you. . .you mean to tell me, that. . .that this is true! WOWEE! I'm so happy! *jumps back up* Now all I need is a nice picture of Miroku and I will be even more happy. Oooh, here's a _good_ one...Yeah...Oh, while you're at it, could you review this? Yeah, thanks! Appreciate it! Love ya, guys! And special thanks to my reviewers! Ja ne, minna-san!~
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Disclaimer: *sigh* Unfortunately, I do not own InuYasha-tachi, etc. Although I have dreams of owning my most favoritest character, Miroku...Hai, 'tis true. Besides, if I did own Inu-tachi, I'd be rich and famous. *Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous starts playing* You see it on TV, or in a magazine... ^^;;; Oops, day-dreaming again! Please le' me know what you think of this chapter! Arigatou!
I closed my eyes as Kagome pulled out yet another metal demon thing. She called this pliers, or something. I didn't feel anything, to tell the truth. Kagome explained to me that the shot I was given, numbs the pain, so you don't feel a thing. Relieved, I sighed.
"C'mon. Let's go back to the guys. We'll get that boa tail and wolf hairs soon enough."
I smiled evilly when I was thinking of InuYasha sneaking up on Kouga, and ripping out his hairs. I burst out laughing when my mind played Kouga chasing InuYasha up and down hills as InuYasha flailed away, quick as possible, from Kouga. I wiped a tear, laughingly. That would be _so_ funny! A devious smile twisted across my face.
"Oh, InuYasha. . ." I sing-sang.
Kagome looked my way.
"What do you have in mind, Sango-Chan?"
"C'mere. . ." I whispered, holding a finger up to my lips.
I told Nezumi and Kagome about what my mind was playing with InuYasha and Kouga. The two younger girls laughed, falling to the ground, rolling about, and clutched their sides so that they could breathe from laughing so much.
*
We stepped into the hut where InuYasha was, awaiting for Kagome to tweak his ears. I could tell right away that he did not take a liking to Nezumi pretty much. Maybe her scent offended him, somewhat? Or maybe she just squeezes his itty bitty ears too much? I figured it was both. Though I _did_ have to say, that Nezumi's kimono did have a bit of an odd odor to it. I pinched my nose slightly.
I stifled a laugh as I heard InuYasha moaning with pleasure from Kagome's caressing his ears.
"Oh, yeah. . ." InuYasha breathed.
His eyes fluttered closed. Then they would open. Close. Open. Non-stop closing and opening. Then he would start kicking his hind leg as she reached a pleasure spot on his head.
Thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump.
Shippou snickered.
"SHUT UP!"
InuYasha bang Shippou across the head with his fists.
"Ow, ow, ow! That hurt, you jerk!"
Shippou ran into Areala's arms as quickly as he could. She fluffed his hair and he smiled happily.
"Ooh, arigatou, Areala-Chan!"
Areala giggled.
"Anytime, Shippou-Chan."
The kitsune couple hugged and cuddled up to take a rather quick snooze in the corner of the hut. I saw Kagome's face light up as her eyes twinkled, watching her favorite kitsune with his new mate. Although, I don't think I've seen any signs showing that Shippou claimed her yet. . .Areala would've had a bite mark or bruise on her neck, and Shippou's scent probably would be on her. (A/N: I'll explain in a further chapter how Areala got her name...Oops! I just spoiled things! Forgive me! Gah! Do not listen to the things that spill from my mouth! Gah! Continue reading the story! I'm not even here! *walks away humming* I'm not here, I'm not he- ere...)
Nezumi broke the silence and told InuYasha about changing Kagome and I back.
"NANI?!?!?! YOU—YOU MEAN, YOU HAVE TO GO AND FIND MY. . .MY BROTHER?! OH, I'M COMIN' WITH, I'M COMIN' WITH, AND NO ONE'S STOPPING ME! I—"
"—Osuwari."
CRASH!
InuYasha groaned.
"Damn. . .you. . .w-wench. . ."
". . .Osuwari. . ." Kagome sing-sang.
Thud.
"Hai*, it's true." [Hai-Yes]
I turned. Miroku stood there.
"Miroku, how. . .how did you know? Were you listening to us when we told Kagome? I told you that you couldn't spy on me!" I huffed.
Miroku stood there and grinned, wrapping me in his arms. I turned my head away from him and smiled, touching my burning cheeks. But just to make sure that he knew I wasn't enjoying this. . .even though I really was. . .
"Umph, Miroku. L-let me go! Onegai*?" [Onegai-Please]
I struggled from his grip on me, although I was enjoying the closeness of the comforting. Very much, did I enjoy it. Hai, it's true.
"M-Miroku. . .Let—me—go!"
"Iie*." [Iie-No]
"Whaddya _mean_, "iie"?? You better let go of me right now, Miroku, or I'll—"
"—You'll what, Sango-Sama?" Miroku chuckled. Sure, he loved to torture me! Kami-sama, did I hate it.
"I'll. . .ano. . .I'll—I'll. . .Oh, I don't know! Not with you squeezing me like this!" I pretended to be choking as if he were squeezing the air from my lungs. Instantly, it worked like a charm. He loosened his grip, and I ducked down under his arms and jumped out of his reach. I leaped behind him, pulling his hands behind them. Now, _he_ was the one that was stuck!
"Well, well, Miroku. Looks like the tables have turned, ne*?" [Ne-Don't you think?]
"I suppose so." He replied coolly.
I did the one thing that would surely shock him the most. Nonetheless, surprise him. Stun him, you know, etcetera, etcetera. . .Hai, that's right. I did that one shocking thing no one would expect me to do. I groped him. =3
Instead of sheer, utter shock, he was—he was. . .HE WAS HAPPY, FOR GOODNESS SAKE! HAPPY! H-A-P-P-Y, HAPPY! The bouzou is _happy_ that I'm groping him? Oh, Kami-sama, help me. The world's comin' to an end.
Chuckles came from his throat. The next thing he did, I would die from, because it was so scary and shocking. He arched his back into the feeling of my _hand_ on his _rear_ and he was now practically sitting in my hand! Holy mole! As I tried to move my hand away from—from. . . "it", he snatched my wrist. Oh, Sweet Mother of God. What have I done to deserve this? Oh, that's right. Blame it on _me_, why dontcha? Blaming me for my hand groping his damn ass! Not to mention his nice ass. . .Ooh, I gotta make my mind stop thinking those lecherous thoughts! But, still. It wasn't _my_ hand doing it! Nuh-uh! It wasn't!
"M-M-Miroku. . .What the hell are you doing?! Let go of my hand!"
"Iie."
"So you mean to tell me that you actually _like_, no, not like," I gulped, pausing, "that you. . . . . .enjoy. . .this. . . ?"
"Well, in a weird cosmic sort-of way, hai. It simply. . ._fascinates_ me. . .that you, you of all people, are doing this to, well, to _me_! Have I been good enough to deserve this, Kami-sama? If I was, I cannot thank you enough!"
The last question, I chose to ignore. I wish to be deaf. For that moment of time-being. Will this wretched day _ever_ end?? I believe not. Oh, curse it all, end you, horrid day!! End!!
END!!
Okay. So I figured it would not end as soon as I had hoped. I tried to live my life for the rest of the day. But I was getting teased about, well, "it". THAT HORRID PREDICAMENT. I shuddered. Yet, it was rather enjoyable. . .I shuddered again and smacked myself mentally.
Kagome found out about what just happened and blushed as she saw me. But my face was bright as a tomato! Oh, Kami-sama. How I wish for myself to forget this! Kagome put her arm on my shoulder. But I'm not used to be shorter than her, because I was in her shorter body. I'm used to being tall and straight. . .I want my body back!
Far in the distance, a tall figure appeared over a hill. Two more figures joined it. I noticed a familiar fluffy thing flowing from the taller of the three. Sesshoumaru! I tapped Kagome and pointed to Sesshoumaru, Jaken, and Rin.
She whispered to Nezumi and Nezumi turned her head.
"Neko!"
"Iie, that's Lord Sesshoumaru." I muttered.
"Iie, I ain't talkin' about him. Kagome just showed me her neko, Buyo. He sure is fat!"
Nezumi held a thin paper-like object, but it felt a little slippery. Kagome explained to Nezumi who explained to me that it was laminated and it was called a photograph that she took with her Polaroid camera. (A/N: Shake it like a Polaroid picture—Hey ya! Hey—ya! ^^;;)
In the picture was Kagome's neko*, Buyo. He was quite obese, and was white with orange circles all over his body. I have never seen a neko like this! Only neko-youkais, like Kirara. [Neko-Cat]
"Kawaii!" I squealed.
I showed the picture to Kirara, who mewed in response. Tahallan was jealous of this new neko, although it _was_ a picture, and growled low in his throat.
"Oh, anyways, look, InuYasha! It's Sesshoumaru!" I exclaimed, pointing relentlessly.
"HUH? WHERE?" InuYasha asked.
"THERE!"
"WHERE?"
"THERE!!"
"Okay!"
"THERE!!"
"I said, okay!!"
"Okay!"
InuYasha sweat-dropped and led us to his older half-brother.
"Hello, brother." Sesshoumaru said coldly.
"You best obey "The Lord Kitty"!" Rin chirped, dancing all around.
"The Lord Kitty" sweat-dropped.
"Rin, since when do you call me "Lord Kitty"?"
"Since now, Lord Kitty!"
"I prefer Lord Fluffy-Chan. . ." Sesshoumaru mumbled.
"I got an idea! I'll call you Lord Fluffy Kitty-Chan!"
"NO! Onegai, just call me, Lord Fluffy, if that's what you must. . .Although I prefer neither of those idiotic names you give and call me. . ." Sesshoumaru shuddered.
"Yoshi*! Lord Kitty it is!" [Yoshi-Okay]
Everyone sweat-dropped as Rin skipped around, pleased with her lord's new nickname. I stepped closer to Sesshoumaru, the hairs of his fluffy boa tail tickling my cheeks. I snatched long sections of the tail and stuffed them in the pockets that Kagome had on her uniform. I grinned ruefully at the Lord Sesshoumaru, who stared at me, possibly pondering what the hell I was doing to his boa tail.
"Well, gotta go, you know. We're expected somewhere else. Bye!" I said quickly, running off with the rest of the group. Rin jumped on Sesshoumaru's back and waved good-bye to us. I showed the boa tail hairs to Kagome and she squeaked,
"Yatta! Now all we have left to get are. . ."
I nodded and glanced at InuYasha.
"The best wolf-demon hairs to get are from, well, him. . ."
"InuYasha's not gonna be happy, Sango. . ."
"I know, I know. . ."
~WOW! Oh—my—gosh! Can you _believe_ it? I can't! I just can't believe that I _actually_ got 2 chapters updated in 1 day! I. . .I think I'm gonna faint. . . *faints* Huh? Where. . .where am I? Wait, you. . .you mean to tell me, that. . .that this is true! WOWEE! I'm so happy! *jumps back up* Now all I need is a nice picture of Miroku and I will be even more happy. Oooh, here's a _good_ one...Yeah...Oh, while you're at it, could you review this? Yeah, thanks! Appreciate it! Love ya, guys! And special thanks to my reviewers! Ja ne, minna-san!~
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