Chapter Eighteen: Water Wars and a Trio of Perverts
Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I do not own InuYasha-tachi, etc. Although I have dreams of owning my most favoritest character, Miroku...Hai, 'tis true. Besides, if I did own Inu-tachi, I'd be rich and famous. Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous starts playing You see it on TV, or in a magazine...Celebrities who want sympathy... ;;; Oops, day-dreaming again! Please le' me know what you think of this chapter! Arigatou!
A/N: I fixed chapter sixteen, because I noticed that I accidentally named Ayame the wolf-demon--Areala.
Kagome jumped into his arms, and he held her bridal-style.
"Gomen nasai, Kagome! About. . .well. . .earlier, y'know. . ."
"It's okay, InuYasha, koi! It doesn't matter now, that we're together. . ."
"Are you two gonna kiss or what?" Haru and I asked stubbornly. Miroku was staring interestingly.
InuYasha just glared up at us. I just smiled at Haru who stifled a laugh.
Nightfall fell quickly upon us. Kouga and Ayame offered us to sleep in their cave, except for InuYasha, which Kouga mentioned, Ayame giving him her look. Kouga finally allowed InuYasha inside. There was a lot of tossing and turning. I, yet again, was still awake. I saw Mitzi getting up and walking over next to Areala. I was thinking about the wolf hairs that we had to get and she read my mind. She chose several hairs from Kouga's back and gave them to me, before returning to Ayame's side.
"Thanks," I whispered, patting the happy kitsune on the head. She smiled and scampered to her surrogate mother's side, curling up asleep with Shippou. I placed the hairs inside one of the ties on my arms, and fell asleep with Kirara.
I was the first to arise. I pulled the wolf hairs out, tip-toed over to Kagome, shaking her awake quietly.
"Kagome. . .Kagome! Wake up!" I spoke softly, a tinge of excitement in my voice.
"Mm, what? Mmf, not now, Sango. . .I'm getting at the good part. . .Ohh, InuYasha. . ."
I stood there baffled, eyes huge, and sat myself down, poking Kagome to wake up now and then. Finally, I stood up, walked out of the cave, and down the path. As I reached the bottom of the path, I turned to my left, and found a lake. I filled up a giant leaf with water, carefully bringing it back to the cave. Slowly, carefully, I poured the freezing cold water over Kagome's face. There. . .that should do it. . .
Kagome almost screamed, but stopped. She looked at me with a funny look. I showed her the wolf hairs. She clapped, mouthing the word "yay". I nodded and led her outside. We sat outside and chatted until the sun arose high at noon. I heard a yawning and the scuffling of feet.
Ayame stepped outside and joined us, waiting for the guys to wake up. It wasn't until noon that we started to hear yawning and the guys stretching.
"Morning." I murmured sleepily.
"Mmf. . .Ugh. . ." – were the responses.
Kouga growled as InuYasha stretched and purposely hit him in the jaw.
Kagome seemed to feel a little down as the effect of Kouga ignoring her and being reunited with his sort-of fiancé. Especially since InuYasha isn't Prince Charming. . .
Miroku stumbled out of the cave sleepily, falling on top of me. Actually, rather in my lap, face-down. My face burned pink as I was stunned.
"M-Miroku. . .err, HENTAI, YOU STUPID BOUZO!"
SLAP, SLAP, SLAP!
Miroku dazed, head swirling around in circles as he walked away, rubbing his cheek.
"Ah. . .it was worth it. . ."
"Lech. . ." I retorted.
He only smiled back at me. I glared. He smiled. Glare. Smile.
"Gah!" I stomped off.
"Nani?"
I walked off to join Ayame and Kagome who had gone down to the lake to freshen up.
"Hey! Sango! Wait up!" Nezumi called out, waving her arms frantically.
I turned around and saw Nezumi sprinting to catch up to me. I stopped as she bent down on her knees, panting heavily.
"Konbanwa, Nezumi." [Konbanwa-Hello]
". . .Konbanwa. . .Sango. . ." the younger girl gasped.
I looked down as I felt Kirara and Tahallan nuzzling me.
"Well, if it isn't Kirara and Tally! Good morning."
The tiny neko-youkais mewed in response. They looked quite young, really, but they was rather quite old. I have a feeling that they've been around for about a thousand years or so.
Mist receded from the surface of the lake as the two of us reached it. I took in the sweet-smelling air and honeysuckles that sprouted everywhere. I had just remembered: I love honeysuckles! I started plucking off handfuls of the sweet-tasting flower-like things. I pulled off the stem, and a trickle of honey dribbled onto my tongue. It took about 5 minutes to eat all of the honeysuckles I plucked. As soon as I was satisfied, I stripped myself of my yukata and skirt, and stepped into the shallows of the lake. It felt cold, but very refreshing. I heard splashing far off into the deeper end of the lake, and could see the three figures of Kagome, Ayame, and Nezumi splashing each other.
"Kagome," I asked as I reached the girl from the future, "what are you wearing? Won't that get wet and will be ruined when you get out?"
Kagome smiled and shook her head.
"In my time, they make clothes that you can wear in the water, and they won't get wrinkled. They're called swim-suits."
"Swim-suits?"
"Hai."
"Oh."
She smiled and turned around and splashed furiously at Nezumi, who dunked her underwater.
"Ha! That's what you get for dunking me!"
"Is that all you got?" Nezumi boasted.
"Oh, so you want some more, do ya? Well, come and get it!"
"EEK!"
I ducked underwater just in time as they looked mischievously at me.
"Ha ha! You two didn't. . .get. . .me. . . ?" I squeaked.
SPLASH!
The next thing I knew, I had water up my nose, very painful, mind you, and I was soaking wet. I swam after them, a look of revenge on my face.
Up above us, the guys were watching interestedly. All of them had a smile similar to Houshi-sama's when he's done something lecherous. Miroku kept pointing down at us. Lucky for Kagome, she was wearing a. . .what's the word. . .swim. . .swim-suit! Lucky her.
As I swam furiously after the two younger girls, screaming their hearts out as I continued to splash them, I happened to run into Ayame, who was staring up at the cliff. I followed her gaze, and my smile melted into a frown. I ducked under the water, only my head popping up, and I yelled at them.
"You yaros! How. . .how dare you!! I'm gonna kill you Houshi-sama when I get up there! Mark my words! You are gonna get it!! Wait, that didn't sound right," I screeched, "but I keep my word. Wait until I get my hands on you," [Yaro-Bastard]
Miroku ducked behind InuYasha as I growled at him, hiding myself more and more underwater. Ayame only made a face at Kouga, who looked down at the ground he was standing on, and made way to return to his cavern, tail between his legs. She smirked. Ayame knew that Kouga would listen to her, whatever she pleased, fulfilling her every whim.
"Ayame, how can you get Kouga to listen to you like that? I wish Miroku would do that. Listen to me."
"Oh, he's stubborn, all right, but he'll listen to me, because that's how he is, ne?." [Ne-Don't you think?]
"Hai."
Kagome handed us towels to dry up, and we gathered our clothes, dressing rather quickly. We hurried from the lake and up the mountain path. Nezumi stepped on her robe, tripped, and fell.
"Ouch. . ."
Ayame held out a helping hand, and Nezumi took it, raising on her feet.
"Clumsy me. . ."
I was the first to the top, and I saw Miroku was still there, though the other two were inside, surprisingly. I tapped my foot impatiently.
"Ahem. . ."
Miroku looked up at me with an innocent face.
"Hai, Sango?"
"What're you doing?"
"Oh, just. . .you know. . .resting here. . ."
"So you just decided to stay out here by yourself, while Kouga and InuYasha were inside the cave, ripping each other apart, just so you could spy on us?"
"Ano. . .H-hai?"
"Errr, WRONG!" I laughed.
"Oh?"
I felt Miroku's hand on my rear, and I froze, the muscles in my entire body tensing and flexing. I could feel the veins popping from my temples and forehead. My fists twitched, and I grit my teeth. I craned my head around very, very slowly, and. . .
"HENTAI, YOU STUPID, STUPID BAKA! YOU BOUZO! WHY THE HELL DO YOU DO THAT??" I exploded.
Miroku only grinned sheepishly and took back his hand in offense.
"Gomen ne, Sango."
"Yeah, you better be. . ." I muttered under my breath.
Before I turned on my heel to walk inside the cave, I patted Houshi- sama on the head.
"Hey, Sango! We're getting ready to make the potion to change you guys back!" Nezumi called from inside.
I jumped with excitement and ran inside.
"Yoshi, you got the hairs from a wolf-demon?" [Yoshi-Okay]
"Yup!" Kagome held up the hairs, and waved them.
"Good. Now, do you also have the hairs of a fluffy boa tail?"
I nodded, and handed them to her.
"Now, all we need is. . .the tooth of a miko."
Kagome pulled the tooth from her bag and gave that to Nezumi, who had a pot of boiling water, and dumped the stuff in it.
"Now all you have to do, is drink a cup of this, each of you."
"That all?" I declared, "Yoshi."
Kagome handed me a cup from her time, and I dunk it in the boiling water, and gulped it down.
"Yecch! WHAT IS THIS?" I spit it out.
"Oh, Kami-sama. . .I'm growing. . .a cat's tail. . .Nezumi, what did you read wrong?"
"Uh, oops. . .It was supposed to be an eyelash from each of you instead of the wolf hairs. . .Gomen. . ."
I growled and plucked out an eyelash and dunked it in the boiling water. Kagome did so also. Nezumi continued to stir the water with her wand. Satisfied, she filled two cups, and handed them to both Kagome and I.
"Drink up, you two!"
Sighing, I held the cup to my lips, and gulped down.
"D-did it work. . . ?" Kagome and I asked hopefully.
Yay! End of this chapter! Please let me know if you like it! Gotta go! Oh, before YOU go, check out my website, which is on my BIO.
InuYashaBishi334
Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I do not own InuYasha-tachi, etc. Although I have dreams of owning my most favoritest character, Miroku...Hai, 'tis true. Besides, if I did own Inu-tachi, I'd be rich and famous. Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous starts playing You see it on TV, or in a magazine...Celebrities who want sympathy... ;;; Oops, day-dreaming again! Please le' me know what you think of this chapter! Arigatou!
A/N: I fixed chapter sixteen, because I noticed that I accidentally named Ayame the wolf-demon--Areala.
Kagome jumped into his arms, and he held her bridal-style.
"Gomen nasai, Kagome! About. . .well. . .earlier, y'know. . ."
"It's okay, InuYasha, koi! It doesn't matter now, that we're together. . ."
"Are you two gonna kiss or what?" Haru and I asked stubbornly. Miroku was staring interestingly.
InuYasha just glared up at us. I just smiled at Haru who stifled a laugh.
Nightfall fell quickly upon us. Kouga and Ayame offered us to sleep in their cave, except for InuYasha, which Kouga mentioned, Ayame giving him her look. Kouga finally allowed InuYasha inside. There was a lot of tossing and turning. I, yet again, was still awake. I saw Mitzi getting up and walking over next to Areala. I was thinking about the wolf hairs that we had to get and she read my mind. She chose several hairs from Kouga's back and gave them to me, before returning to Ayame's side.
"Thanks," I whispered, patting the happy kitsune on the head. She smiled and scampered to her surrogate mother's side, curling up asleep with Shippou. I placed the hairs inside one of the ties on my arms, and fell asleep with Kirara.
I was the first to arise. I pulled the wolf hairs out, tip-toed over to Kagome, shaking her awake quietly.
"Kagome. . .Kagome! Wake up!" I spoke softly, a tinge of excitement in my voice.
"Mm, what? Mmf, not now, Sango. . .I'm getting at the good part. . .Ohh, InuYasha. . ."
I stood there baffled, eyes huge, and sat myself down, poking Kagome to wake up now and then. Finally, I stood up, walked out of the cave, and down the path. As I reached the bottom of the path, I turned to my left, and found a lake. I filled up a giant leaf with water, carefully bringing it back to the cave. Slowly, carefully, I poured the freezing cold water over Kagome's face. There. . .that should do it. . .
Kagome almost screamed, but stopped. She looked at me with a funny look. I showed her the wolf hairs. She clapped, mouthing the word "yay". I nodded and led her outside. We sat outside and chatted until the sun arose high at noon. I heard a yawning and the scuffling of feet.
Ayame stepped outside and joined us, waiting for the guys to wake up. It wasn't until noon that we started to hear yawning and the guys stretching.
"Morning." I murmured sleepily.
"Mmf. . .Ugh. . ." – were the responses.
Kouga growled as InuYasha stretched and purposely hit him in the jaw.
Kagome seemed to feel a little down as the effect of Kouga ignoring her and being reunited with his sort-of fiancé. Especially since InuYasha isn't Prince Charming. . .
Miroku stumbled out of the cave sleepily, falling on top of me. Actually, rather in my lap, face-down. My face burned pink as I was stunned.
"M-Miroku. . .err, HENTAI, YOU STUPID BOUZO!"
SLAP, SLAP, SLAP!
Miroku dazed, head swirling around in circles as he walked away, rubbing his cheek.
"Ah. . .it was worth it. . ."
"Lech. . ." I retorted.
He only smiled back at me. I glared. He smiled. Glare. Smile.
"Gah!" I stomped off.
"Nani?"
I walked off to join Ayame and Kagome who had gone down to the lake to freshen up.
"Hey! Sango! Wait up!" Nezumi called out, waving her arms frantically.
I turned around and saw Nezumi sprinting to catch up to me. I stopped as she bent down on her knees, panting heavily.
"Konbanwa, Nezumi." [Konbanwa-Hello]
". . .Konbanwa. . .Sango. . ." the younger girl gasped.
I looked down as I felt Kirara and Tahallan nuzzling me.
"Well, if it isn't Kirara and Tally! Good morning."
The tiny neko-youkais mewed in response. They looked quite young, really, but they was rather quite old. I have a feeling that they've been around for about a thousand years or so.
Mist receded from the surface of the lake as the two of us reached it. I took in the sweet-smelling air and honeysuckles that sprouted everywhere. I had just remembered: I love honeysuckles! I started plucking off handfuls of the sweet-tasting flower-like things. I pulled off the stem, and a trickle of honey dribbled onto my tongue. It took about 5 minutes to eat all of the honeysuckles I plucked. As soon as I was satisfied, I stripped myself of my yukata and skirt, and stepped into the shallows of the lake. It felt cold, but very refreshing. I heard splashing far off into the deeper end of the lake, and could see the three figures of Kagome, Ayame, and Nezumi splashing each other.
"Kagome," I asked as I reached the girl from the future, "what are you wearing? Won't that get wet and will be ruined when you get out?"
Kagome smiled and shook her head.
"In my time, they make clothes that you can wear in the water, and they won't get wrinkled. They're called swim-suits."
"Swim-suits?"
"Hai."
"Oh."
She smiled and turned around and splashed furiously at Nezumi, who dunked her underwater.
"Ha! That's what you get for dunking me!"
"Is that all you got?" Nezumi boasted.
"Oh, so you want some more, do ya? Well, come and get it!"
"EEK!"
I ducked underwater just in time as they looked mischievously at me.
"Ha ha! You two didn't. . .get. . .me. . . ?" I squeaked.
SPLASH!
The next thing I knew, I had water up my nose, very painful, mind you, and I was soaking wet. I swam after them, a look of revenge on my face.
Up above us, the guys were watching interestedly. All of them had a smile similar to Houshi-sama's when he's done something lecherous. Miroku kept pointing down at us. Lucky for Kagome, she was wearing a. . .what's the word. . .swim. . .swim-suit! Lucky her.
As I swam furiously after the two younger girls, screaming their hearts out as I continued to splash them, I happened to run into Ayame, who was staring up at the cliff. I followed her gaze, and my smile melted into a frown. I ducked under the water, only my head popping up, and I yelled at them.
"You yaros! How. . .how dare you!! I'm gonna kill you Houshi-sama when I get up there! Mark my words! You are gonna get it!! Wait, that didn't sound right," I screeched, "but I keep my word. Wait until I get my hands on you," [Yaro-Bastard]
Miroku ducked behind InuYasha as I growled at him, hiding myself more and more underwater. Ayame only made a face at Kouga, who looked down at the ground he was standing on, and made way to return to his cavern, tail between his legs. She smirked. Ayame knew that Kouga would listen to her, whatever she pleased, fulfilling her every whim.
"Ayame, how can you get Kouga to listen to you like that? I wish Miroku would do that. Listen to me."
"Oh, he's stubborn, all right, but he'll listen to me, because that's how he is, ne?." [Ne-Don't you think?]
"Hai."
Kagome handed us towels to dry up, and we gathered our clothes, dressing rather quickly. We hurried from the lake and up the mountain path. Nezumi stepped on her robe, tripped, and fell.
"Ouch. . ."
Ayame held out a helping hand, and Nezumi took it, raising on her feet.
"Clumsy me. . ."
I was the first to the top, and I saw Miroku was still there, though the other two were inside, surprisingly. I tapped my foot impatiently.
"Ahem. . ."
Miroku looked up at me with an innocent face.
"Hai, Sango?"
"What're you doing?"
"Oh, just. . .you know. . .resting here. . ."
"So you just decided to stay out here by yourself, while Kouga and InuYasha were inside the cave, ripping each other apart, just so you could spy on us?"
"Ano. . .H-hai?"
"Errr, WRONG!" I laughed.
"Oh?"
I felt Miroku's hand on my rear, and I froze, the muscles in my entire body tensing and flexing. I could feel the veins popping from my temples and forehead. My fists twitched, and I grit my teeth. I craned my head around very, very slowly, and. . .
"HENTAI, YOU STUPID, STUPID BAKA! YOU BOUZO! WHY THE HELL DO YOU DO THAT??" I exploded.
Miroku only grinned sheepishly and took back his hand in offense.
"Gomen ne, Sango."
"Yeah, you better be. . ." I muttered under my breath.
Before I turned on my heel to walk inside the cave, I patted Houshi- sama on the head.
"Hey, Sango! We're getting ready to make the potion to change you guys back!" Nezumi called from inside.
I jumped with excitement and ran inside.
"Yoshi, you got the hairs from a wolf-demon?" [Yoshi-Okay]
"Yup!" Kagome held up the hairs, and waved them.
"Good. Now, do you also have the hairs of a fluffy boa tail?"
I nodded, and handed them to her.
"Now, all we need is. . .the tooth of a miko."
Kagome pulled the tooth from her bag and gave that to Nezumi, who had a pot of boiling water, and dumped the stuff in it.
"Now all you have to do, is drink a cup of this, each of you."
"That all?" I declared, "Yoshi."
Kagome handed me a cup from her time, and I dunk it in the boiling water, and gulped it down.
"Yecch! WHAT IS THIS?" I spit it out.
"Oh, Kami-sama. . .I'm growing. . .a cat's tail. . .Nezumi, what did you read wrong?"
"Uh, oops. . .It was supposed to be an eyelash from each of you instead of the wolf hairs. . .Gomen. . ."
I growled and plucked out an eyelash and dunked it in the boiling water. Kagome did so also. Nezumi continued to stir the water with her wand. Satisfied, she filled two cups, and handed them to both Kagome and I.
"Drink up, you two!"
Sighing, I held the cup to my lips, and gulped down.
"D-did it work. . . ?" Kagome and I asked hopefully.
Yay! End of this chapter! Please let me know if you like it! Gotta go! Oh, before YOU go, check out my website, which is on my BIO.
InuYashaBishi334