NICK SHALL PAY!!!
by Insane GIR Fan
DISCLAIMER -
GIR: Wait...didn't I do this last time?
IGF: Hmm...must be deja-vu. Do it anyway!
GIR: Aww, I don't wanna!
IGF: Fine. I'll do it. (whispering) I couldn't possibly make cute, little GIR do something he doesn't want to...
GIR: What was that?
IGF: Umm...nothing...
IGF: So, on to the disclaimer! *ahem*. (in a very professional voice) I do not own Invader Zim, it belongs to Jhonen Vasquez. (no longer professional voice) AND IT ROCKS!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
GIR: YAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!! YELLING IS FUUUNNN!!!!!!!!
~**NOTE -- Special thanks to my friends I-love-dib7664 and Gaz-Rules (a user not on FanFiction.net) for letting me use them in this fanfic. My evil revenge on EVIL Nickelodian wouldn't be as great without them.
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I woke up at the sound of my alarm clock, at 4:30 exactly. I yawned for about a century, then crawled out of bed. I couldn't give up now. I put on my slippers and snuck downstairs, into the kitchen. I grabbed my mom's purse, and took out all the money. (Kids, don't do this!) I then left a note reading "Dear Mom, I'm sorry, but I took all your money so that my friends and I could go to Florida and destroy everyone at Nickelodian Studios. You can ground me for all eternity when I get back. Love you!" I then ran out of the house, still in my pajamas, and headed towards town.
About an hour later, I had gotten into town and reached my best friend's house. I stepped onto the porch, panting from exhaustion, and pressed the doorbell with a trembling finger. I_love_dib7664 opened it. (and if you have read her fanfiction, yes, I am the GIR fangirl that she refers to)
"What are you doing here?!" she asked, looking very surprised.
"Nickelodian..." I gasped. "Didn't...play...episode..."
I-love-dib7664's face grew red with anger, just like mine had the night before. "How DARE they!" she yelled. "THEY SHALL PAY!!!"
I nodded in agreement. "I'm going to Florida...right now," I said, my face filled with hatred for the wretched cartoon company.
"FLORIDA?!?" she replied, not expecting me to say that. "But...why?"
I knew exactly why. "Revenge," I spat.
I-love-dib7664 no longer looked surprised. In fact, her face bore the same expression as my own. "I'm coming with you," she said.
I grinned. This was going just as planned. "Good," I replied, my voice much more cheerful. "But first, we have to go get a few more people."
"Who?" she asked. "Oh, wait..."
"Yup," I grinned. "You know who I'm talking about."
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A few hours later, the two of us were standing outside my friend Gaz-Rules's house. I stepped up to the door and knocked loudly. No response. I knocked again. Still nothing. I groaned, then took a step back, then ran straight at the door, ramming into it. I heard some movement from inside, then the door swung open to reveal Gaz-Rules standing there, looking extremely tired and irritated.
"Huh? What is it?" she asked me. "It's five in the morning...*yawn*..."
"Nickelodian didn't play the episode of Invader Zim that they were supposed to," I-love-dib7664 said.
"WHAT?!?" Gaz-Rules replied, shouting so loudly that I heard something break inside her house. "That's EVIL!!!"
"I know!" I said. "And we're going to Florida to put a stop to this mess!"
Gaz-Rules yawned again. "All right," she replied groggily. "But you aren't leaving me behind."
We smiled. Perfect.
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The three of us were walking down the sidewalk, still in our pajamas. The few people that did see us stared, not used to seeing pre-teens strolling around at five in the morning. We didn't care, however. We were used to getting funny looks from people. And we were also headed for the airport, so we could catch a plane and fly to Florida and Nickelodian's horrid studio. Not that the airport was close by. In fact, it was over 100 miles away. But, since it's a fanfiction, a PORTAL magically appeared out of THIN AIR. OoOoOoOoOoOoOoo...creepy. So we jump in and appear at the airport.
AUTHOR: Man, that was cheezy! But it makes it a lot easier for us to get places fast! Hehehe...okay, so I had writer's block for a second there. I CONFESS!!!
"Wow, that was fast," I-love-dib7664 said in awe at how fast we'd gone 100 miles. But then we noticed - we WEREN'T at the airport. We were in a street in the middle of some random town, facing an odd, turquoise house with oddly shaped windows. I immediately recognized the place.
"IT'S ZIM'S HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I squealed, unable to believe our luck. Not being able to resist going to visit Zim and *GIR*, I rushed up to the door (avoiding the lasers fired by the lawn gnomes), and rang the doorbell. To my great delight, GIR answered it.
"Hi!" he said in his usual, cheerful tone. I just stood there for a second, thinking over the situation I was in. I was currently facing my favorite character from the greatest TV show ever.
"GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed uncontrollably. I began jumping up and down like a lunatic (which I am...hehe) and shrieking at the top of my lungs. GIR just stood there, looking *adorable*. (If you don't think GIR is cute, then please don't flame me about my opinions. And also: if you people think I really *like* GIR, you're wrong. I just think he's absolutely ADORABLE looking!!!)
"What my...insane friend is trying to say," Gaz-Rules interrupted, "is can we come in?"
"SURE!!!" GIR cried. I squealed again.
"THAT IS SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled in a high-pitched, squeaky voice. My friends gave me funny looks, then walked inside. I followed, still unable to believe that I was in the world of Invader Zim.
by Insane GIR Fan
DISCLAIMER -
GIR: Wait...didn't I do this last time?
IGF: Hmm...must be deja-vu. Do it anyway!
GIR: Aww, I don't wanna!
IGF: Fine. I'll do it. (whispering) I couldn't possibly make cute, little GIR do something he doesn't want to...
GIR: What was that?
IGF: Umm...nothing...
IGF: So, on to the disclaimer! *ahem*. (in a very professional voice) I do not own Invader Zim, it belongs to Jhonen Vasquez. (no longer professional voice) AND IT ROCKS!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
GIR: YAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!! YELLING IS FUUUNNN!!!!!!!!
~**NOTE -- Special thanks to my friends I-love-dib7664 and Gaz-Rules (a user not on FanFiction.net) for letting me use them in this fanfic. My evil revenge on EVIL Nickelodian wouldn't be as great without them.
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I woke up at the sound of my alarm clock, at 4:30 exactly. I yawned for about a century, then crawled out of bed. I couldn't give up now. I put on my slippers and snuck downstairs, into the kitchen. I grabbed my mom's purse, and took out all the money. (Kids, don't do this!) I then left a note reading "Dear Mom, I'm sorry, but I took all your money so that my friends and I could go to Florida and destroy everyone at Nickelodian Studios. You can ground me for all eternity when I get back. Love you!" I then ran out of the house, still in my pajamas, and headed towards town.
About an hour later, I had gotten into town and reached my best friend's house. I stepped onto the porch, panting from exhaustion, and pressed the doorbell with a trembling finger. I_love_dib7664 opened it. (and if you have read her fanfiction, yes, I am the GIR fangirl that she refers to)
"What are you doing here?!" she asked, looking very surprised.
"Nickelodian..." I gasped. "Didn't...play...episode..."
I-love-dib7664's face grew red with anger, just like mine had the night before. "How DARE they!" she yelled. "THEY SHALL PAY!!!"
I nodded in agreement. "I'm going to Florida...right now," I said, my face filled with hatred for the wretched cartoon company.
"FLORIDA?!?" she replied, not expecting me to say that. "But...why?"
I knew exactly why. "Revenge," I spat.
I-love-dib7664 no longer looked surprised. In fact, her face bore the same expression as my own. "I'm coming with you," she said.
I grinned. This was going just as planned. "Good," I replied, my voice much more cheerful. "But first, we have to go get a few more people."
"Who?" she asked. "Oh, wait..."
"Yup," I grinned. "You know who I'm talking about."
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A few hours later, the two of us were standing outside my friend Gaz-Rules's house. I stepped up to the door and knocked loudly. No response. I knocked again. Still nothing. I groaned, then took a step back, then ran straight at the door, ramming into it. I heard some movement from inside, then the door swung open to reveal Gaz-Rules standing there, looking extremely tired and irritated.
"Huh? What is it?" she asked me. "It's five in the morning...*yawn*..."
"Nickelodian didn't play the episode of Invader Zim that they were supposed to," I-love-dib7664 said.
"WHAT?!?" Gaz-Rules replied, shouting so loudly that I heard something break inside her house. "That's EVIL!!!"
"I know!" I said. "And we're going to Florida to put a stop to this mess!"
Gaz-Rules yawned again. "All right," she replied groggily. "But you aren't leaving me behind."
We smiled. Perfect.
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The three of us were walking down the sidewalk, still in our pajamas. The few people that did see us stared, not used to seeing pre-teens strolling around at five in the morning. We didn't care, however. We were used to getting funny looks from people. And we were also headed for the airport, so we could catch a plane and fly to Florida and Nickelodian's horrid studio. Not that the airport was close by. In fact, it was over 100 miles away. But, since it's a fanfiction, a PORTAL magically appeared out of THIN AIR. OoOoOoOoOoOoOoo...creepy. So we jump in and appear at the airport.
AUTHOR: Man, that was cheezy! But it makes it a lot easier for us to get places fast! Hehehe...okay, so I had writer's block for a second there. I CONFESS!!!
"Wow, that was fast," I-love-dib7664 said in awe at how fast we'd gone 100 miles. But then we noticed - we WEREN'T at the airport. We were in a street in the middle of some random town, facing an odd, turquoise house with oddly shaped windows. I immediately recognized the place.
"IT'S ZIM'S HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I squealed, unable to believe our luck. Not being able to resist going to visit Zim and *GIR*, I rushed up to the door (avoiding the lasers fired by the lawn gnomes), and rang the doorbell. To my great delight, GIR answered it.
"Hi!" he said in his usual, cheerful tone. I just stood there for a second, thinking over the situation I was in. I was currently facing my favorite character from the greatest TV show ever.
"GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed uncontrollably. I began jumping up and down like a lunatic (which I am...hehe) and shrieking at the top of my lungs. GIR just stood there, looking *adorable*. (If you don't think GIR is cute, then please don't flame me about my opinions. And also: if you people think I really *like* GIR, you're wrong. I just think he's absolutely ADORABLE looking!!!)
"What my...insane friend is trying to say," Gaz-Rules interrupted, "is can we come in?"
"SURE!!!" GIR cried. I squealed again.
"THAT IS SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled in a high-pitched, squeaky voice. My friends gave me funny looks, then walked inside. I followed, still unable to believe that I was in the world of Invader Zim.