Disclaimer: I do not own Neopets. If I did, I would be either Adam or Donna. I dont think I'm Adam or Donna, so I think it's safe to say that I do not own Neopets. Thank you.
Okay. So here she was, about to go to California. Alone. Now, if you have any common sense, you should be able to tell that this was a very stupid thing to do, especially just for a website. But you should also know that Scorpio is a very stupid person. Stupid is as stupid does, so Scorpio does go to California. I hate to overuse the word stupid but it's really the only way to describe this ordeal.
So anyway, Scorpio prepared to go to California. She had a little purple backpack(decorated all over in little Neopet stickers of course)so she put supplies that she would probably need inside. Kind of like Dora the Explorer's backpack, except it wasn't a goofy smiling retarted backpack. So she put muffins, books, a bottle of soda, her Gameboy(can't go anywhere without Mario you know!) and other junk. Finally, after about an hour of stuffing gigantic things into a foot large backpack, she was what I guess you could call ready. So she bought a ticket to California with money which unexplanably popped out of nowhere and set off on her "journey".
Turns out her "journey" was a plane ride. A really long plane ride. You dont even want to know how long she sat in this plane. It was torturous. Even Mario and fifteen candy bars couldn't keep her occupied for such a long amount of time. So she got up and looked around at the people there.
Now, Scorpio was not an outgoing person. She was not the type to go up to some random person and say "Hey yo howsit goin'?!". In fact, she was quite shy. However, even the shyest little midget in the world would up and start talking to the world's most outgoing giant if there was nothing else to do. So she did. Looking around, she saw a kid that was just about her age. She leaned over. "Hi," she said.
The kid looked up from his labtop. "Yo," he said. Either she hadn't said the right thing, or he was the non-talkative person like her. Best to lean towards the latter. "Watcha doin' there?" she asked, pointing to the screen. Now, you probably know why Scorpio isnt the most social person. Thank the plastic cups that this kid was nice. "Aw, surfin the web. You know," he said. "Sports sites, Neopets, TV guides--"
Scorpio raised an eyebrow. "Neopets?" she asked. "That's cancelled, you know."
The kid raised an eyebrow right back at her. "There's still the fansites. What are you, stupid?"
Scorpio took offense--after all, the authoress of this story may call her that, but not some kid on a plane--but took this oppurtunity to say one of her favorite statements. "Stupid is as stupid does, sir," she said in a sarcastically polite manner.
The kid looked confused for a second, then laughed. "Forrest Gump?" he said. "I love that movie!"
Now, she took relief. If he liked Forrest Gump, he couldn't be all that bad. Definitely better than the boys in her class.
Now, the kid shall tell Scorpio his name so that I dont have to keep calling him 'the kid'. "I'm Bryan Cameron," he said. Normally people wouldn't state their names this quickly, but I wish to stop calling him 'the kid' as I stated before. Scorpio smiled. "My name's ---------," she said. Fill in those spaces with whatever you like, except bad words because this story is for kiddies too! Anyway, the kid then agreed to show her the sites he was surfing, including some awesome Neopets fan sites. He even showed her pictures of his four pets.
"I have a Gelert like that one, named Jakiro," he said, pointing to a picture of a Fire Gelert. "I also have two Lupes, a blue one and a Mutant one. My last pet is a Faerie Scorchio, named scorchio7654rf3. Normally I wouldn't have given him that name, but he--"
"--Was adopted from the pound," finished Scorpio. Practically the same exact thing had happened to her when she adopted her Mutant Scorchio, scorchio123456yh7. The name did take some getting used to.
After that, he showed her some other cool sites, such as challenging riddle sites and a site all about Lord of the Rings. Both had silently agreed that Neopets was over, that it wasn't coming back, and that Scorpio's trip was virtually worthless. However, each didn't know what was yet to come...
{Later...}
Scorpio had gone back to her seat to take a nap, you know. Air turbulance, all that. Anyway, while she was sleeping, a very different event was going on at Neopets Inc.(or whatever they call their company...)
"It's going berserk! We can't hold it back!," screamed Matt the angry programmer. The giant computerized box in front of him was shaking, glowing. Pieces were flying out, and everyone could tell the machine was going through a serious malfunction. Soon, a slimy-looking creature emerged, followed by a trail of what intently resembled snot. Meanwhile, across the building, mechanical boxes were exploding, releasing creatures of all different shapes, sizes, and grossness quantity. A small, chubby, beanbag-like creature emerged from one, smiling much like a hamster. Then out of one nearby emerged a shaggy wolf-like creature, like a dog but more muscular and with larger paws. The large wolf-thing began chasing the beanbag animal around the room, surrounding the accompanying chaos. Neopets had created an invention that was to haunt them for a pretty long time...
Okay. So here she was, about to go to California. Alone. Now, if you have any common sense, you should be able to tell that this was a very stupid thing to do, especially just for a website. But you should also know that Scorpio is a very stupid person. Stupid is as stupid does, so Scorpio does go to California. I hate to overuse the word stupid but it's really the only way to describe this ordeal.
So anyway, Scorpio prepared to go to California. She had a little purple backpack(decorated all over in little Neopet stickers of course)so she put supplies that she would probably need inside. Kind of like Dora the Explorer's backpack, except it wasn't a goofy smiling retarted backpack. So she put muffins, books, a bottle of soda, her Gameboy(can't go anywhere without Mario you know!) and other junk. Finally, after about an hour of stuffing gigantic things into a foot large backpack, she was what I guess you could call ready. So she bought a ticket to California with money which unexplanably popped out of nowhere and set off on her "journey".
Turns out her "journey" was a plane ride. A really long plane ride. You dont even want to know how long she sat in this plane. It was torturous. Even Mario and fifteen candy bars couldn't keep her occupied for such a long amount of time. So she got up and looked around at the people there.
Now, Scorpio was not an outgoing person. She was not the type to go up to some random person and say "Hey yo howsit goin'?!". In fact, she was quite shy. However, even the shyest little midget in the world would up and start talking to the world's most outgoing giant if there was nothing else to do. So she did. Looking around, she saw a kid that was just about her age. She leaned over. "Hi," she said.
The kid looked up from his labtop. "Yo," he said. Either she hadn't said the right thing, or he was the non-talkative person like her. Best to lean towards the latter. "Watcha doin' there?" she asked, pointing to the screen. Now, you probably know why Scorpio isnt the most social person. Thank the plastic cups that this kid was nice. "Aw, surfin the web. You know," he said. "Sports sites, Neopets, TV guides--"
Scorpio raised an eyebrow. "Neopets?" she asked. "That's cancelled, you know."
The kid raised an eyebrow right back at her. "There's still the fansites. What are you, stupid?"
Scorpio took offense--after all, the authoress of this story may call her that, but not some kid on a plane--but took this oppurtunity to say one of her favorite statements. "Stupid is as stupid does, sir," she said in a sarcastically polite manner.
The kid looked confused for a second, then laughed. "Forrest Gump?" he said. "I love that movie!"
Now, she took relief. If he liked Forrest Gump, he couldn't be all that bad. Definitely better than the boys in her class.
Now, the kid shall tell Scorpio his name so that I dont have to keep calling him 'the kid'. "I'm Bryan Cameron," he said. Normally people wouldn't state their names this quickly, but I wish to stop calling him 'the kid' as I stated before. Scorpio smiled. "My name's ---------," she said. Fill in those spaces with whatever you like, except bad words because this story is for kiddies too! Anyway, the kid then agreed to show her the sites he was surfing, including some awesome Neopets fan sites. He even showed her pictures of his four pets.
"I have a Gelert like that one, named Jakiro," he said, pointing to a picture of a Fire Gelert. "I also have two Lupes, a blue one and a Mutant one. My last pet is a Faerie Scorchio, named scorchio7654rf3. Normally I wouldn't have given him that name, but he--"
"--Was adopted from the pound," finished Scorpio. Practically the same exact thing had happened to her when she adopted her Mutant Scorchio, scorchio123456yh7. The name did take some getting used to.
After that, he showed her some other cool sites, such as challenging riddle sites and a site all about Lord of the Rings. Both had silently agreed that Neopets was over, that it wasn't coming back, and that Scorpio's trip was virtually worthless. However, each didn't know what was yet to come...
{Later...}
Scorpio had gone back to her seat to take a nap, you know. Air turbulance, all that. Anyway, while she was sleeping, a very different event was going on at Neopets Inc.(or whatever they call their company...)
"It's going berserk! We can't hold it back!," screamed Matt the angry programmer. The giant computerized box in front of him was shaking, glowing. Pieces were flying out, and everyone could tell the machine was going through a serious malfunction. Soon, a slimy-looking creature emerged, followed by a trail of what intently resembled snot. Meanwhile, across the building, mechanical boxes were exploding, releasing creatures of all different shapes, sizes, and grossness quantity. A small, chubby, beanbag-like creature emerged from one, smiling much like a hamster. Then out of one nearby emerged a shaggy wolf-like creature, like a dog but more muscular and with larger paws. The large wolf-thing began chasing the beanbag animal around the room, surrounding the accompanying chaos. Neopets had created an invention that was to haunt them for a pretty long time...