NICK SHALL PAY!!!
by Insane GIR Fan
DISCLAIMER -
GIR: I'm SURE I did this before!
IGF: Yes, you did. So I'll just say that I don't own IZ, for the third time. This is getting annoying...
NOTE: Thank you sooo much for the REALLY nice reviews! They cheered me up a lot. My apologies for the late update, though, I was kinda busy.
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The inside of Zim's house was exactly as I had seen it on the show. I was still a bit in shock, so I slowly and carefully took each step into the familiar yet seemingly unknown place. I felt like an important guest in some rich dude's house. But I wasn't. I was in ZIM'S house. GIR sat down on the couch and pulled a bag of popcorn (with WAAAY too much butter) out of his head, then turned on the TV.
"Zim's working on something," he said, smiling adorably. "He told me not to let anyone in."
"But you let US in..." Gaz-Rules replied. "Are we special or something?"
"I dunno," the android said, his large cyan eyes glued to the television screen. He obviously wasn't paying any attention.
"GIR, would you like to come with us and destroy people?" I asked him. He turned away from the screen and looked up at me, a smile forming on his face.
"REALLY?!?" he squealed, his voice sounding insanely happy.
"Yes, really. We want you to come with us." I replied, hoping that he would agree. He just sat there for a moment, then nodded his little metallic head.
"SURE!!!" he cried. I remained frozen for a moment, then leapt into the air and ran around the room.
"GIR'S COMING WITH US!!! GIR'S COMING WITH US!!!!!" I screamed. Unfortunately, I screamed a tad too loud. We heard a whirring noise, then the lid of the trash can opened. For a second, no one moved. Then Zim, without his human disguise, climbed out of it.
"What is the meaning of this?!?" he asked, furious. He turned to GIR. "Why did you let these stink-humans in???"
"They was NICE to me!" GIR replied. Zim groaned.
"How many times must I tell you not to let the filthy Earthenoids in the house! Now I'll have to wipe their memories!"
"No, please don't!" Gaz-Rules yelled. "We came here to see you!"
"Heh?" Zim said, surprised. "What do you want with me?"
"We want you to come help us destroy people!" I told him.
"Destroy people? Hmm...who would we be destroying?" he asked.
"Some completely idiotic losers who--" I said, but was cut off by I-love-dib7664 giving me a sharp whack.
"Don't tell him!" she hissed. I nodded, then proceeded to finish what I was saying.
"--are trying to help protect the Earth from Irken Invaders like you!" I finished. Zim gasped.
"How did you know I was one of the Irken Elite?!?" he shouted. "What are you hiding?!?!?"
"Nothing..." I said nervously. "We just REALLY want you to come and help us destroy them. It won't be any good without you."
"Fine. But ONLY since it involves destroying. And once we're finished with these DOOMED people, you must swear never to tell anyone what you know about me."
The three of us grinned. But we still had two more people to add to our group.
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We walked down the street, Zim and GIR in disguise. Soon, we approached another very familiar home from the show. Walking up to the door, I shakily knocked several times. A moment of silence passed by, and then a kid wearing a trenchcoat opened the door. Before I could do anything, I-love-dib7664 freaked out.
"DIBBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed, in almost the exact same way I had when I'd seen GIR. I moaned and covered my ears. Had I really yelled THIS loudly? Dib looked nervously over at my crazy friend, then spoke to us.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"We've come to ask a favor of you and your sister," Gaz-Rules replied.
"What kind of favor?" he said, glancing again at the Dib Fangirl that was screaming her head off and running around in circles.
"We were wondering if you two would like to help us destroy someone." I said. Gaz then walked up to the door, not taking her eyes off of her Game Slave 2.
"Who do we get to destroy?" she asked, sounding interested in the idea.
"Some people who invoked my wrath," I replied.
"Sure, why not?" said Gaz. "As long as there's enough batteries for my Game Slave, I'll come."
"I guess if Gaz is going, then I'll go," Dib added.
"Great!" I said. "But there's one thing..."
"What?" Gaz asked.
"Zim and GIR are coming," I said.
"WHAAAT?!?" yelled Dib. "WHY?"
"I promise that they won't be any trouble for you, but you have to promise me that you won't try to capture Zim until AFTER we're done destroying these people. Okay?" I said. Dib sighed.
"All right," he replied. "I promise. But if Zim tries anything, I'm going to have to."
"Deal." I agreed. We now had everyone we'd need. All we had to do now was get to the airport.
by Insane GIR Fan
DISCLAIMER -
GIR: I'm SURE I did this before!
IGF: Yes, you did. So I'll just say that I don't own IZ, for the third time. This is getting annoying...
NOTE: Thank you sooo much for the REALLY nice reviews! They cheered me up a lot. My apologies for the late update, though, I was kinda busy.
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The inside of Zim's house was exactly as I had seen it on the show. I was still a bit in shock, so I slowly and carefully took each step into the familiar yet seemingly unknown place. I felt like an important guest in some rich dude's house. But I wasn't. I was in ZIM'S house. GIR sat down on the couch and pulled a bag of popcorn (with WAAAY too much butter) out of his head, then turned on the TV.
"Zim's working on something," he said, smiling adorably. "He told me not to let anyone in."
"But you let US in..." Gaz-Rules replied. "Are we special or something?"
"I dunno," the android said, his large cyan eyes glued to the television screen. He obviously wasn't paying any attention.
"GIR, would you like to come with us and destroy people?" I asked him. He turned away from the screen and looked up at me, a smile forming on his face.
"REALLY?!?" he squealed, his voice sounding insanely happy.
"Yes, really. We want you to come with us." I replied, hoping that he would agree. He just sat there for a moment, then nodded his little metallic head.
"SURE!!!" he cried. I remained frozen for a moment, then leapt into the air and ran around the room.
"GIR'S COMING WITH US!!! GIR'S COMING WITH US!!!!!" I screamed. Unfortunately, I screamed a tad too loud. We heard a whirring noise, then the lid of the trash can opened. For a second, no one moved. Then Zim, without his human disguise, climbed out of it.
"What is the meaning of this?!?" he asked, furious. He turned to GIR. "Why did you let these stink-humans in???"
"They was NICE to me!" GIR replied. Zim groaned.
"How many times must I tell you not to let the filthy Earthenoids in the house! Now I'll have to wipe their memories!"
"No, please don't!" Gaz-Rules yelled. "We came here to see you!"
"Heh?" Zim said, surprised. "What do you want with me?"
"We want you to come help us destroy people!" I told him.
"Destroy people? Hmm...who would we be destroying?" he asked.
"Some completely idiotic losers who--" I said, but was cut off by I-love-dib7664 giving me a sharp whack.
"Don't tell him!" she hissed. I nodded, then proceeded to finish what I was saying.
"--are trying to help protect the Earth from Irken Invaders like you!" I finished. Zim gasped.
"How did you know I was one of the Irken Elite?!?" he shouted. "What are you hiding?!?!?"
"Nothing..." I said nervously. "We just REALLY want you to come and help us destroy them. It won't be any good without you."
"Fine. But ONLY since it involves destroying. And once we're finished with these DOOMED people, you must swear never to tell anyone what you know about me."
The three of us grinned. But we still had two more people to add to our group.
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We walked down the street, Zim and GIR in disguise. Soon, we approached another very familiar home from the show. Walking up to the door, I shakily knocked several times. A moment of silence passed by, and then a kid wearing a trenchcoat opened the door. Before I could do anything, I-love-dib7664 freaked out.
"DIBBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed, in almost the exact same way I had when I'd seen GIR. I moaned and covered my ears. Had I really yelled THIS loudly? Dib looked nervously over at my crazy friend, then spoke to us.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"We've come to ask a favor of you and your sister," Gaz-Rules replied.
"What kind of favor?" he said, glancing again at the Dib Fangirl that was screaming her head off and running around in circles.
"We were wondering if you two would like to help us destroy someone." I said. Gaz then walked up to the door, not taking her eyes off of her Game Slave 2.
"Who do we get to destroy?" she asked, sounding interested in the idea.
"Some people who invoked my wrath," I replied.
"Sure, why not?" said Gaz. "As long as there's enough batteries for my Game Slave, I'll come."
"I guess if Gaz is going, then I'll go," Dib added.
"Great!" I said. "But there's one thing..."
"What?" Gaz asked.
"Zim and GIR are coming," I said.
"WHAAAT?!?" yelled Dib. "WHY?"
"I promise that they won't be any trouble for you, but you have to promise me that you won't try to capture Zim until AFTER we're done destroying these people. Okay?" I said. Dib sighed.
"All right," he replied. "I promise. But if Zim tries anything, I'm going to have to."
"Deal." I agreed. We now had everyone we'd need. All we had to do now was get to the airport.