NICK SHALL PAY!!!
by Insane GIR Fan
DISCLAIMER -
IGF: I don't own Invader Zim. I don't own Invader Zim. I don't own Invader Zim. Have I said it enough yet?
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"How are we supposed to get to the airport?" I asked no one in particular. It seemed hopeless. Unless another teleporter suddenly appeared in midair...
"Hey look!" GIR shouted. "A teleporty-thingy!" I couldn't believe it. There was another teleporter, just like the other one, right in front of us.
"Wow," I thought. "We must have the best luck in the world! Or else this is all being controlled by some freaky person." I leapt into the teleporter, followed closely by the IZ cast. I could see nothing for a moment, then we were spat out at the airport.
"What a coincidence!" Gaz-Rules said, looking pleased that we had arrived at the correct destination. We happened to be inside the main building at the airport (the one where you get on the plane and stuff), right in front of the desk where tickets can be bought. Suddenly, with a *poof*, our luggage came out of thin air and landed on the head of the dude next to us.
"OW!!!" cried the dude, as he was hit by our incredibly heavy and numerous bags. I picked up my own suitcase, and walked up to the counter where a lady was standing.
"Hello," I said, attempting to act like a nice, ordinary little kid. "We'd like to buy some tickets, please!"
"Who will be boarding with us?" she asked, sounding a bit tired. She'd most likely been doing this all day.
"Well, there's seven of us," I replied. I then reached into my pocket and pulled out the money I had swiped from my mom earlier that day. "Is this enough?" The airport lady sorted through the cash, then put the majority of it in a drawer in front of her.
"Here's your change," she said, handing us back the fifty or so dollars that remained. She gave us each a ticket, then pointed down a long hallway to a door.
"Your flight leaves in half an hour," the lady told us. "Thank you for choosing...umm...whatever this airline is called." I-love-dib7664 ran off in the direction of the door, and the rest of us followed. When we reached it, however, our eyes met something that we'd COMPLETELY forgotten about - SECURITY.
"Are you kids boarding this plane?" one of the guards asked. I tried my hardest not to look nervous. What if Zim had Irken weaponry in his suitcase?
"Uhh...yeah!" I replied shakily.
"We'll need to check your luggage for suspicious objects," the other guard said. He then took my incredibly heavy suitcase and attempted to lift it.
"Man, what kind of stuff do you have in here?" he asked me when he found himself unable to lift the bag. The other guard tried also, without much more luck. Eventually, they decided to work together, and got it onto the conveyer belt. I waited tensely for the results of the scan.
"Nope, there's nothing bad in here," the first guard said. "You may pass through. But please take off all metal that you may be wearing." I obediently removed my silver and turquoise necklace (GIR colors! Yay!), then stepped through the metal detector. Thankfully, it didn't make any noises as I did so.
"Next!" the second guard yelled. Gaz-Rules passed through the detector, then I-love-dib7664. Neither of them were carrying anything suspicious. The three of us breathed a sigh of relief, but it stopped seconds later. GIR stepped forward (he didn't have a bag) and walked through the metal detector.
"GIR--" I was about to tell him, but it was too late. The machine let out a series of extremely loud and annoying beeping noises, then stopped. We all just stood there, frozen, for a second. Then the detector exploded. My friends and I screamed, but the explosion didn't reach us.
"Ma'am, your dog is apparently carrying metal and/or suspicious items," the first guard told me. I smacked myself in the forehead. Of course GIR was carrying metal. He was MADE of it.
"Um...that's probably his zipper!" I exclaimed, thinking up a quick, dumb excuse. "Don't all dogs have zippers?" The guards thought for a moment, then nodded.
"That's right," one of them said. "I'd completely forgotten!" I breathed a sigh of relief. They were actually stupid enough to believe me. (A/N: This would never really happen.) GIR walked on through, but then the second guard stopped him.
"Ma'am, dogs are not allowed on board." he said. I groaned. How would we get out of THIS one? Before I could say anything, Gaz-Rules chose to speak.
"He's my seeing-eye dog!" she proclaimed. "I'm blind." I immediately freaked out.
"YOU'RE BLIND?!?!?" I screamed. "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!?!?!??!?"
"Shut up!" she whispered. "I'm just saying that so we can get through!" I realized my mistake, and did as I was told.
"Ah, I see," the first guard said. "You may pass." GIR gleefully skipped across the spot where the scanner had once been, and ran over to me.
"We have to go and get another metal detector," said the second guard. "We'll be right back." He then strode away, followed by the other guard. As soon as they were out of sight, Zim ran across the scorched bit of carpet to meet us.
"Let's go!" he instructed us. Dib and Gaz ran across, too, and we all headed for the plane.
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Hope you liked that chapter! If you like this fic, try reading my other one! It's COMPLETELY insane. The title is "An UnFORTUNEate Encounter", and it's my second. Thanks!
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE R&R!!! I AM DESPERATE!!!!! IF YOU DON'T, YOU WILL SUFFER A HORRIBLE FATE OF DOOMINESS!!!!!!!!!! (Yes, I know that's not a real word. But it sounds cool.)
by Insane GIR Fan
DISCLAIMER -
IGF: I don't own Invader Zim. I don't own Invader Zim. I don't own Invader Zim. Have I said it enough yet?
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"How are we supposed to get to the airport?" I asked no one in particular. It seemed hopeless. Unless another teleporter suddenly appeared in midair...
"Hey look!" GIR shouted. "A teleporty-thingy!" I couldn't believe it. There was another teleporter, just like the other one, right in front of us.
"Wow," I thought. "We must have the best luck in the world! Or else this is all being controlled by some freaky person." I leapt into the teleporter, followed closely by the IZ cast. I could see nothing for a moment, then we were spat out at the airport.
"What a coincidence!" Gaz-Rules said, looking pleased that we had arrived at the correct destination. We happened to be inside the main building at the airport (the one where you get on the plane and stuff), right in front of the desk where tickets can be bought. Suddenly, with a *poof*, our luggage came out of thin air and landed on the head of the dude next to us.
"OW!!!" cried the dude, as he was hit by our incredibly heavy and numerous bags. I picked up my own suitcase, and walked up to the counter where a lady was standing.
"Hello," I said, attempting to act like a nice, ordinary little kid. "We'd like to buy some tickets, please!"
"Who will be boarding with us?" she asked, sounding a bit tired. She'd most likely been doing this all day.
"Well, there's seven of us," I replied. I then reached into my pocket and pulled out the money I had swiped from my mom earlier that day. "Is this enough?" The airport lady sorted through the cash, then put the majority of it in a drawer in front of her.
"Here's your change," she said, handing us back the fifty or so dollars that remained. She gave us each a ticket, then pointed down a long hallway to a door.
"Your flight leaves in half an hour," the lady told us. "Thank you for choosing...umm...whatever this airline is called." I-love-dib7664 ran off in the direction of the door, and the rest of us followed. When we reached it, however, our eyes met something that we'd COMPLETELY forgotten about - SECURITY.
"Are you kids boarding this plane?" one of the guards asked. I tried my hardest not to look nervous. What if Zim had Irken weaponry in his suitcase?
"Uhh...yeah!" I replied shakily.
"We'll need to check your luggage for suspicious objects," the other guard said. He then took my incredibly heavy suitcase and attempted to lift it.
"Man, what kind of stuff do you have in here?" he asked me when he found himself unable to lift the bag. The other guard tried also, without much more luck. Eventually, they decided to work together, and got it onto the conveyer belt. I waited tensely for the results of the scan.
"Nope, there's nothing bad in here," the first guard said. "You may pass through. But please take off all metal that you may be wearing." I obediently removed my silver and turquoise necklace (GIR colors! Yay!), then stepped through the metal detector. Thankfully, it didn't make any noises as I did so.
"Next!" the second guard yelled. Gaz-Rules passed through the detector, then I-love-dib7664. Neither of them were carrying anything suspicious. The three of us breathed a sigh of relief, but it stopped seconds later. GIR stepped forward (he didn't have a bag) and walked through the metal detector.
"GIR--" I was about to tell him, but it was too late. The machine let out a series of extremely loud and annoying beeping noises, then stopped. We all just stood there, frozen, for a second. Then the detector exploded. My friends and I screamed, but the explosion didn't reach us.
"Ma'am, your dog is apparently carrying metal and/or suspicious items," the first guard told me. I smacked myself in the forehead. Of course GIR was carrying metal. He was MADE of it.
"Um...that's probably his zipper!" I exclaimed, thinking up a quick, dumb excuse. "Don't all dogs have zippers?" The guards thought for a moment, then nodded.
"That's right," one of them said. "I'd completely forgotten!" I breathed a sigh of relief. They were actually stupid enough to believe me. (A/N: This would never really happen.) GIR walked on through, but then the second guard stopped him.
"Ma'am, dogs are not allowed on board." he said. I groaned. How would we get out of THIS one? Before I could say anything, Gaz-Rules chose to speak.
"He's my seeing-eye dog!" she proclaimed. "I'm blind." I immediately freaked out.
"YOU'RE BLIND?!?!?" I screamed. "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!?!?!??!?"
"Shut up!" she whispered. "I'm just saying that so we can get through!" I realized my mistake, and did as I was told.
"Ah, I see," the first guard said. "You may pass." GIR gleefully skipped across the spot where the scanner had once been, and ran over to me.
"We have to go and get another metal detector," said the second guard. "We'll be right back." He then strode away, followed by the other guard. As soon as they were out of sight, Zim ran across the scorched bit of carpet to meet us.
"Let's go!" he instructed us. Dib and Gaz ran across, too, and we all headed for the plane.
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Hope you liked that chapter! If you like this fic, try reading my other one! It's COMPLETELY insane. The title is "An UnFORTUNEate Encounter", and it's my second. Thanks!
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE R&R!!! I AM DESPERATE!!!!! IF YOU DON'T, YOU WILL SUFFER A HORRIBLE FATE OF DOOMINESS!!!!!!!!!! (Yes, I know that's not a real word. But it sounds cool.)