Disclaimer- I do not own Neopets. Well, I do own some Neopets, but not all Neopets, you know...forget it. I'm in a weird mood today.

Charlie: When are you NOT in a weird moodses?!

Shut upses. Anyway, here's he story!! ^_^

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Scorpio looked forward to the big glistening cloud ahead. It appeared pure white and misty, although there were some...objects...floating on it. She cringed, as any solid object residing on a gaseous material, such as a cloud, is highly against the laws of physics. However, obeying the laws of physics would make Neopets and this story extremely boring. I mean, what ever could be done if Elephantes didn't have wings?
ANYHOO, for now we shall ignore the laws of physics and focus on Bryan, Scorpio, Christy and Darren. Soon they arrived at this you-can't- make-me-obey-scientific-laws-muhahahahaha cloud and looked around. It really did look like a city. People(who SHOULDN'T be walking on a cloud...okay I've killed the joke) were to be seen at every corner, and glistening rainbow and purple-violet lights sparked all around. Beautiful faeries danced through the air, throwing majestic confetti that had random effects on everything it touched.
"Yea!," hooted Bryan. "Vegas, weird clouds and beautiful flying women! I'm so glad I gave up Disneyland for this!" He then proceeded to run off to Faerie City, enjoying the sights. Scorpio shrugged and went after him, beckoning for the Unis to follow. She was still rather upset at the you-know-what cloud, and figured that there had to be a catch somewhere.
She looked down at her feet. "I hope I don't fall down...oh please, oh please, I don't want to fall down..." she prayed.
"Um...Scorpio?," said Christy, tapping her timidly on the shoulder.
Scorpio turned around in annoyance. "What? Can't you see I'm--oh dear Lord," she whispered, catching a reflection in the Uni's horn. She slowly looked up and around, only to see the face of the most powerful and famous Dark Faerie around--Jhudora. She was not a happy camper.
"Bryan? Bryan!?" she screamed. It was no use, however; Bryan was ever nearing Fyora's castle, with Darren at his heels. "I hope he's having fun..." grumbled Scorpio, as Jhudora dragged her and Christy away.

~~~~Meanwhile~~~~

"HOLY COW!!!" yelled Bryan happily, frolicking around the Hidden Tower. Rare and powerful items glistened around him, while Fyora looked on in a friendly-like way. "I'm glad to be a help," she smiled. "Oh, and while you're at it, why don't you take a Neopet friend to help you on your quest?"
"What the..." said Bryan in awe, as the Faerie Queen opened a marble door to reveal a beautiful field of flowers. Playing in the field were every type of Neopet you could imagine, from Faerie Aishas to Maraquan Draiks. "Whoa...too bad Scorpio isn't here," he lied. Fyora laughed. "Oh, your psycho little friend? I do believe Jhudora is giving her all the help she needs. Now come on, pick!"
Bryan pointed towards a pet he knew could support him in every way he needed. "I think I'd like a..."

~~~~Meanwhile again, too build suspense(Muhahaha!)~~~~

Scorpio sighed and sank back down lower into her stormcloud chair. "Gee, Jhudora...I have to thank you for this."
The Dark Faerie rolled her eyes. "Yes, yes, you're very welcome. Now are you absolutely positive that Spyder is secure in Illusen's hair?"
Scorpio grinned. "Positive. In fact, I took extra precautions...you know that Earth Shampoo she always uses, and how the specks look sort of like Petpet eggs?..."
Jhudora laughed evilly. "Nice work, for a human," she crowed. "Very nice work. Now, as I promised, you get your pick of a Neopet to stop that stupid Shadow Usul from...what did you say that was? Spreading peace and joy throughout Neopia?"
Scorpio nodded enthusiastically. "Oh, yes! Peace and joy are such dreaded things," she said calmly. Hey, when it came to getting her pick of a cool Neopet, even she could be an actress.
Nodding, Jhudora got up from her chair and beckoned for Scorpio to follow. "Very well then. You have your pick of an evil Neopet to help you do evil deeds." Scorpio followed Jhudora into a green-and-purple door. As Jhudora was a faerie, she could walk through it, but Scorpio was a regular human so she ended up banging her head. Ouch. After realizing she wasn't a faerie and that doors were very much solid, she had the sense to open a door. (Gasp!)
Behind the door was a scene mucho different from Bryan's view. Instead of Faerie, Maraquan and all above goody-goody Neopets, Shadow, Darigan and other evil-like neopets frolicked. Or, should I say, prowled. Scorpio's eyes went all glistening-anime-style as she watched a Halloween Ixi, a Mutant Kougra and a Ghost Lupe prowl by. However, after glancing around frantically, she finally found one that was suited to her every needs.
"Oh, Jhudora, ruler of all things evil and beautiful, may I please have a--"
And suddenly, she was interrupted because I enjoy torturing people.