Disclaimer- I don't own Neopets. Neopets isnt mine, ok? *wails* I WANT A
PIG NAMED BARNEY!...Ok, I did not just say that.
Charlie: Oh, in cases you nassssty people were wonderings, she changed Chapter 4 to enlarge the plotsssesss. Do not worriessss, the content of Chapter 4 will return in a slightly different manner heresssss.
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"Very well," said Jhudora, handing Tiffany her chosen Neopet. "Just don't dissapoint me."
"Oh, I won't! I certainly won't!" said Tiffany, grabbing the pet and squeezing it. The pet let out a little squeek of discontent. Jhudora slapped it and waved her finger.
"No! Bad Neopet! We don't squeek!," she hissed. The pet growled menacingly. The Dark Faerie patted it. "Good boy! Whosha good boy? WHOSHA GOOD BOY--"
"Hey!," interrupted Scorpio. "He's my pet, I think I oughta be training him to be evil!"
"Yes, yes, perfectly right," sighed Jhudora. "There. Off with you."
"Thank you," said Scorpio, scuttling outside with her new pet. "Wait 'till Bryan sees...he'll be jealous as a gnat!...Um...wait, is that right?"
*Meanwhile*
Bryan strolled into the paradise and picked up what Fyora said was rightfully his. "All right! Thanks a bunch, Fyora."
"No problem," smiled Fyora, filing her nails. "Now, I have a highlighting appointment in a few minutes, so I suggest you hightail it...oh, and I'm happy to be a help!"
"Yeah, thanks," said Bryan. "Now...how do I get out of here? I'm sure I can't get out the way I came..."
"Sure you can," said Fyora, zapping him out with her wand.
Suddenly outside, Bryan rubbed the back of his neck with his hand. "Geez...talk about mood swings!" he groaned. Then he remembered his new pet. Okay, I'll stop torturing you, alright? It was a Maraquan Krawk, floating ever so gracefully an inch above the ground. "Awright!" he cheered, slapping it a high-five. It smiled in a menacing but cute way and coiled up around his neck. "Come on, let's go find Scorpio!" he said happily. "Squeak!" said the Krawk, being still too young to talk. (Hey! I made a rhyme!)
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"Okay, maybe you can't fly, but I'm sure Bryan picked a pet that can!" said Scorpio to her new pet Darigan Draik. It growled, but in a friendly- like way. Then she met up with Bryan, and saw (to her horror) that he hadn't.
"You didn't pick a pet with wings!?" they yelled at each other. "I thought you would pick a Darigan pet! With wings!" accused Bryan.
"Well don't blame me because you didn't think right!" yelled Scorpio (talk about hypocricy...) "Why didn't you pick a Uni or something!?"
"Hey, speaking of Unis," thought Bryan, "Where are Christy and Darren?"
[Meanwhile, in Honolulu...] "Woooohoooo!!!" cheered Christy, catching a huge wave on their surfboard. Of course, they had followed their friend Frufru's lead and left Neopia to go to a slightly...sunnier place. Naturally, some humans wondered why some freakish alicorns with big eyes were surfing in Honolulu, but they were all too afraid to ask.
[Meanwhile, in Faerieland...]
"This is crazy!" pouted Bryan. "How are we going to get down from Faerieland if our pets can't fly!?"
At that moment, very conveniently, the two Neopets spotted a Faerie Uni and Faerie Peophin offering rental rides down from Faerieland. They pulled their two unintellectual owners there and made them pay 50 neopoints each to get down (from a cloud that they aren't supposed to be standing on it the first place! HUHR-huhr...HUHR-huhr...I'm okay.) Beats me how they even got Neopoints in the first place without playing any games, but they did.
However, this Uni and Peophin team was not very reliable, and they dropped off their Passengers in a place that did not look like Neopia Central. Hehehe...I mean, gracious!
They scraped Scorpio and Bryan off their backs and flew back up to Faerieland, leaving four very confused humans and Neopets in their place.
"Uuuuhhh...where are we?" whimpered Scorpio, staring at all the freakish trees around her. "I dunno," whispered Bryan. "Well, wherever we are, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore," croaked Scorpio. Bryan gave her an odd look. "When were we ever in Kansas?"
"There you go," snapped Scorpio, slapping him. "Spoiling the moment!"
Charlie: Oh, in cases you nassssty people were wonderings, she changed Chapter 4 to enlarge the plotsssesss. Do not worriessss, the content of Chapter 4 will return in a slightly different manner heresssss.
***
"Very well," said Jhudora, handing Tiffany her chosen Neopet. "Just don't dissapoint me."
"Oh, I won't! I certainly won't!" said Tiffany, grabbing the pet and squeezing it. The pet let out a little squeek of discontent. Jhudora slapped it and waved her finger.
"No! Bad Neopet! We don't squeek!," she hissed. The pet growled menacingly. The Dark Faerie patted it. "Good boy! Whosha good boy? WHOSHA GOOD BOY--"
"Hey!," interrupted Scorpio. "He's my pet, I think I oughta be training him to be evil!"
"Yes, yes, perfectly right," sighed Jhudora. "There. Off with you."
"Thank you," said Scorpio, scuttling outside with her new pet. "Wait 'till Bryan sees...he'll be jealous as a gnat!...Um...wait, is that right?"
*Meanwhile*
Bryan strolled into the paradise and picked up what Fyora said was rightfully his. "All right! Thanks a bunch, Fyora."
"No problem," smiled Fyora, filing her nails. "Now, I have a highlighting appointment in a few minutes, so I suggest you hightail it...oh, and I'm happy to be a help!"
"Yeah, thanks," said Bryan. "Now...how do I get out of here? I'm sure I can't get out the way I came..."
"Sure you can," said Fyora, zapping him out with her wand.
Suddenly outside, Bryan rubbed the back of his neck with his hand. "Geez...talk about mood swings!" he groaned. Then he remembered his new pet. Okay, I'll stop torturing you, alright? It was a Maraquan Krawk, floating ever so gracefully an inch above the ground. "Awright!" he cheered, slapping it a high-five. It smiled in a menacing but cute way and coiled up around his neck. "Come on, let's go find Scorpio!" he said happily. "Squeak!" said the Krawk, being still too young to talk. (Hey! I made a rhyme!)
~~~
"Okay, maybe you can't fly, but I'm sure Bryan picked a pet that can!" said Scorpio to her new pet Darigan Draik. It growled, but in a friendly- like way. Then she met up with Bryan, and saw (to her horror) that he hadn't.
"You didn't pick a pet with wings!?" they yelled at each other. "I thought you would pick a Darigan pet! With wings!" accused Bryan.
"Well don't blame me because you didn't think right!" yelled Scorpio (talk about hypocricy...) "Why didn't you pick a Uni or something!?"
"Hey, speaking of Unis," thought Bryan, "Where are Christy and Darren?"
[Meanwhile, in Honolulu...] "Woooohoooo!!!" cheered Christy, catching a huge wave on their surfboard. Of course, they had followed their friend Frufru's lead and left Neopia to go to a slightly...sunnier place. Naturally, some humans wondered why some freakish alicorns with big eyes were surfing in Honolulu, but they were all too afraid to ask.
[Meanwhile, in Faerieland...]
"This is crazy!" pouted Bryan. "How are we going to get down from Faerieland if our pets can't fly!?"
At that moment, very conveniently, the two Neopets spotted a Faerie Uni and Faerie Peophin offering rental rides down from Faerieland. They pulled their two unintellectual owners there and made them pay 50 neopoints each to get down (from a cloud that they aren't supposed to be standing on it the first place! HUHR-huhr...HUHR-huhr...I'm okay.) Beats me how they even got Neopoints in the first place without playing any games, but they did.
However, this Uni and Peophin team was not very reliable, and they dropped off their Passengers in a place that did not look like Neopia Central. Hehehe...I mean, gracious!
They scraped Scorpio and Bryan off their backs and flew back up to Faerieland, leaving four very confused humans and Neopets in their place.
"Uuuuhhh...where are we?" whimpered Scorpio, staring at all the freakish trees around her. "I dunno," whispered Bryan. "Well, wherever we are, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore," croaked Scorpio. Bryan gave her an odd look. "When were we ever in Kansas?"
"There you go," snapped Scorpio, slapping him. "Spoiling the moment!"