NICK SHALL PAY!!!
by Insane GIR Fan
DISCLAIMER -
IGF: Do you REALLY need to ask? Fine. Be that way. GIR, it's your turn to do the disclaimer.
GIR: OK!!! Ummmm...what am I s'posed to do?
IGF: Just repeat after me. "Insane GIR Fan doesn't own IZ." All right?
GIR: Insane GIR Fan doesn't own IZ. All right?
IGF: You aren't supposed to say "all right", GIR.
GIR: You aren't supposed to say "all right", GIR.
IGF: QUIT COPYING ME!!!
GIR: QUIT COPYING ME!!!
IGF: I'll get you a taco if you quit it...
GIR: I'll get you a taco if you quit it...OOOOOHHH!!! TACOS!!!!!
IGF: Yes. Tacos. For you. Now PLEASE STOP!!!
GIR: Now PLEASE STOP!!!
IGF: ......
A/N: Man, that writer's block lasted a long time! I will try to be faster from now on. I mean, WE HAVEN'T EVEN DESTROYED NICKELODIAN YET!!! Why would this fic be called "Nick Shall Pay!!!" if they don't pay?!? They will pay soon, don't worry. OH, how they will pay!!! -IGF
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As the frightened waitress ran off with her now Cheeto-less cart, the airplane televisions turned on.
"Oh, PLEASE let something good play..." Gaz-rules begged the TV, as if it were listening. "That's the only entertainment on these hopeless flights."
"Yeah, really. I hate plane rides," I replied. "But THIS one won't be so bad..." I glanced over at GIR sitting on my right. Gaz-rules sighed.
"I think you like that robot a little TOO much, Kate," she told me.
"Of COURSE I do!" I said. "They don't call me Insane GIR Fan for nothing!"
"Yeah, I can tell." she replied. "I also think they should call Hannah 'Insane Dib Fan." Gaz-rules pointed across the aisle, where I-love-dib7664 (aka Hannah) and Dib were seated.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT TO SIT BY DIBBERS!!!!!" Hannah screamed. Dib nervously inched to the far side of the seat, away from her. Unfortuantely, Zim was on his other side.
"Why are you moving TOWARDS me, Dib-beast?!?" he yelled. "Afraid of the Hannah-human?"
"Yes..." Dib admitted.
"HAH!!!" Zim shouted. "I have found your WEAKNESS! Now I can destroy you!!!!!"
"Oh, PLEASE keep her away from me," Dib replied, not seeming to care that Zim now had a new evil plan. Zim just grinned evilly.
"Why would I do that, Earth monkey?" he said.
"Cut it out, you guys!" I called to them. "No fighting!" Zim and Dib glared at each other, but didn't say anything more. They knew the rules. Just then, the movie on the screen started. We all gasped as the title came on.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hannah, Gaz-rules, and I shrieked.
"Not.....BARNEY?!?!?!?!?!?!?" I screeched. But yes. The movie playing on TV was a BARNEY movie. OH, THE HORROR!!!!! Gaz-rules unbuckled her seatbelt and hid under the seat, covering her ears.
"YAY!!! BARNEY!!!!!" GIR yelled. I turned towards him in a desperate attempt to prevent his little mind from being corrupted by the evils of that terrible movie. It gives me nightmares even WRITING about it...
"GIR, don't watch that!" I told him. "It will warp your mind and transform you into a terrible, mindless HAPPY thing!!!"
"That's bad?" he asked.
"YES!!!!!" I replied. This wasn't working. "If you watch it, YOU'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!"
"I LIKE DOOM!!!" GIR shrieked. I think the Cheetos were having a bad effect on his so-called "brain". Or maybe it was just him.
"This is NOT a good kind of doom!" I insisted. "I don't WANT you to be a Barney-loving zombie! PLEASE cover your eyes!"
"Awww..." the little robot replied. "Do I HAFTA???"
"Please, GIR. Your life depends on it!" I said. Regretfully, GIR put his hands on his eyes. He would have been fine, except for the fact that his eyes were much bigger than his hands.
"I CAN STILL SEE IT!!!" GIR yelled. I gasped. I didn't know what to do. Cover his eyes and leave mine open, or cover my own eyes and leave him vulnerable to the evils of scary children's shows?
"Close your eyes, too, GIR!" I instructed. He did what he was told, and I yelled to the others.
"EVERYONE! CLOSE YOUR EYES UNTIL THE RIDE IS OVER!!!" I screamed. "YOU WILL BECOME A ZOMBIE IF YOU DON'T!!!!!" Zim, Dib, Gaz, Hannah, and Gaz-rules all closed their eyes. I did the same. We sat there like that through the entire plane ride. We missed lunch and our second snack. But we knew that if we opened our eyes, we would SURELY meet our doom.
Finally, the plane slowed down and began descending through the clouds toward the ground. Moments later, our tired, hungry, and exhausted group exited the plane. Following behind us was a gigantic group of zombie people, all of them simultaneoulsy chanting about Barney. Those poor humans had obviously not covered their eyes during the movie.
"HAHAHAHAHAH!!!" Zim laughed. "Pitiful HU-MANS!!! You are all now ZOMBIES because you were FOOLISH enough to watch that movie!!!"
"B-a-r-n-e-y..." one of the zombies groaned, and began running towards Zim. Several others followed, heading for the rest of us. We screamed, and ran as fast as we could for the way out of the airport.
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Finally, I updated! It took long enough, BUT I DID IT!!!
A/N: To anyone who likes Barney and was offended by this chapter, I am sorry. I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!! I'm just frightened by that evil dinosaur of...uggh...HAPPINESS. Please don't hurt me!
NEXT: Chapter 7! The crew gets off the plane and heads for the dreaded Nickelodian studios! Ooh, those people are SO gonna regret not playing that episode!
To Hikari loves Kurama: I will accept your request, and have the group stop at your house for weapons and stuff, because you left me niiiiice reviews!!! So keep reading!
**UPDATES COMING SOON**
-IGF
by Insane GIR Fan
DISCLAIMER -
IGF: Do you REALLY need to ask? Fine. Be that way. GIR, it's your turn to do the disclaimer.
GIR: OK!!! Ummmm...what am I s'posed to do?
IGF: Just repeat after me. "Insane GIR Fan doesn't own IZ." All right?
GIR: Insane GIR Fan doesn't own IZ. All right?
IGF: You aren't supposed to say "all right", GIR.
GIR: You aren't supposed to say "all right", GIR.
IGF: QUIT COPYING ME!!!
GIR: QUIT COPYING ME!!!
IGF: I'll get you a taco if you quit it...
GIR: I'll get you a taco if you quit it...OOOOOHHH!!! TACOS!!!!!
IGF: Yes. Tacos. For you. Now PLEASE STOP!!!
GIR: Now PLEASE STOP!!!
IGF: ......
A/N: Man, that writer's block lasted a long time! I will try to be faster from now on. I mean, WE HAVEN'T EVEN DESTROYED NICKELODIAN YET!!! Why would this fic be called "Nick Shall Pay!!!" if they don't pay?!? They will pay soon, don't worry. OH, how they will pay!!! -IGF
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As the frightened waitress ran off with her now Cheeto-less cart, the airplane televisions turned on.
"Oh, PLEASE let something good play..." Gaz-rules begged the TV, as if it were listening. "That's the only entertainment on these hopeless flights."
"Yeah, really. I hate plane rides," I replied. "But THIS one won't be so bad..." I glanced over at GIR sitting on my right. Gaz-rules sighed.
"I think you like that robot a little TOO much, Kate," she told me.
"Of COURSE I do!" I said. "They don't call me Insane GIR Fan for nothing!"
"Yeah, I can tell." she replied. "I also think they should call Hannah 'Insane Dib Fan." Gaz-rules pointed across the aisle, where I-love-dib7664 (aka Hannah) and Dib were seated.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT TO SIT BY DIBBERS!!!!!" Hannah screamed. Dib nervously inched to the far side of the seat, away from her. Unfortuantely, Zim was on his other side.
"Why are you moving TOWARDS me, Dib-beast?!?" he yelled. "Afraid of the Hannah-human?"
"Yes..." Dib admitted.
"HAH!!!" Zim shouted. "I have found your WEAKNESS! Now I can destroy you!!!!!"
"Oh, PLEASE keep her away from me," Dib replied, not seeming to care that Zim now had a new evil plan. Zim just grinned evilly.
"Why would I do that, Earth monkey?" he said.
"Cut it out, you guys!" I called to them. "No fighting!" Zim and Dib glared at each other, but didn't say anything more. They knew the rules. Just then, the movie on the screen started. We all gasped as the title came on.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hannah, Gaz-rules, and I shrieked.
"Not.....BARNEY?!?!?!?!?!?!?" I screeched. But yes. The movie playing on TV was a BARNEY movie. OH, THE HORROR!!!!! Gaz-rules unbuckled her seatbelt and hid under the seat, covering her ears.
"YAY!!! BARNEY!!!!!" GIR yelled. I turned towards him in a desperate attempt to prevent his little mind from being corrupted by the evils of that terrible movie. It gives me nightmares even WRITING about it...
"GIR, don't watch that!" I told him. "It will warp your mind and transform you into a terrible, mindless HAPPY thing!!!"
"That's bad?" he asked.
"YES!!!!!" I replied. This wasn't working. "If you watch it, YOU'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!"
"I LIKE DOOM!!!" GIR shrieked. I think the Cheetos were having a bad effect on his so-called "brain". Or maybe it was just him.
"This is NOT a good kind of doom!" I insisted. "I don't WANT you to be a Barney-loving zombie! PLEASE cover your eyes!"
"Awww..." the little robot replied. "Do I HAFTA???"
"Please, GIR. Your life depends on it!" I said. Regretfully, GIR put his hands on his eyes. He would have been fine, except for the fact that his eyes were much bigger than his hands.
"I CAN STILL SEE IT!!!" GIR yelled. I gasped. I didn't know what to do. Cover his eyes and leave mine open, or cover my own eyes and leave him vulnerable to the evils of scary children's shows?
"Close your eyes, too, GIR!" I instructed. He did what he was told, and I yelled to the others.
"EVERYONE! CLOSE YOUR EYES UNTIL THE RIDE IS OVER!!!" I screamed. "YOU WILL BECOME A ZOMBIE IF YOU DON'T!!!!!" Zim, Dib, Gaz, Hannah, and Gaz-rules all closed their eyes. I did the same. We sat there like that through the entire plane ride. We missed lunch and our second snack. But we knew that if we opened our eyes, we would SURELY meet our doom.
Finally, the plane slowed down and began descending through the clouds toward the ground. Moments later, our tired, hungry, and exhausted group exited the plane. Following behind us was a gigantic group of zombie people, all of them simultaneoulsy chanting about Barney. Those poor humans had obviously not covered their eyes during the movie.
"HAHAHAHAHAH!!!" Zim laughed. "Pitiful HU-MANS!!! You are all now ZOMBIES because you were FOOLISH enough to watch that movie!!!"
"B-a-r-n-e-y..." one of the zombies groaned, and began running towards Zim. Several others followed, heading for the rest of us. We screamed, and ran as fast as we could for the way out of the airport.
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Finally, I updated! It took long enough, BUT I DID IT!!!
A/N: To anyone who likes Barney and was offended by this chapter, I am sorry. I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!! I'm just frightened by that evil dinosaur of...uggh...HAPPINESS. Please don't hurt me!
NEXT: Chapter 7! The crew gets off the plane and heads for the dreaded Nickelodian studios! Ooh, those people are SO gonna regret not playing that episode!
To Hikari loves Kurama: I will accept your request, and have the group stop at your house for weapons and stuff, because you left me niiiiice reviews!!! So keep reading!
**UPDATES COMING SOON**
-IGF