IGF: Hey, I finally updated! Man, these are taking forever. Well, I got four requests from people wanting to be in this fic, so here they are!
-Hikari loves Kurama
-Kokono
-MiyokoTribal
These three will get appearances in the next two chapters as they help me destroy Nick HQ! Anyone else who wants to help, please tell me in a review! I'll put you in. The more people that want to kill Nickelodian, the better! As for the last person in my story...
Crusader Ari
She get a LEEEAAAAD role in this from now until the end of the fic! Read "Chaotic Cruise" and you'll know why I'm doing this. Now, on to the SEVENTH disclaimer!
DISCLAIMER -
IGF: Gah...I am SO sick of this. It's my turn this time, 'cuz GIR's at Crazy Taco. I gave him some monies...heh. Now I'm broke. Oh well...now to DISCLAIM!!! IdonotownInvaderZimitbelongstoJhonenVasquezandNickelodianwhichsucksbecausethatcompanyisevilandneedstodie. But soon, I'll only have to disclaim it to Jhonen. Because Nick Studios will be a SMOKING RUIN! BWAHAHA!!! Sorry, though. That doesn't happen until Chapters 9 and 10. Chapter Ten will be THE LAST CHAPTER! NOOOO!!!!! It's almost OVER?!? That means I'll have...COMPLETED A FANFIC! ....wow....unless I add an epilogue or something. And I probably will. Now, on to the madness that is...CHAPTER SEVEN! Beware the Barney Zombies and the horrible fate of...GIR getting lost! (insert dramatic gasp here) Also, this chap will be the longest one EVER to make up for some of the shorter other chapters.
A/N: There will be some PoV switching in this chapter ONLY, between my (Kate's) PoV and GIR's. I will inform you when the point of view changes.
TO ARI: This is for you! Since you didn't have an idea for how we met, I thought of one for this chapter. Hope it makes sense to you!
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--KATE'S PoV--
Screaming our heads off, we rushed toward the end of the airport terminal. The zombies followed, still drawling out the word "Barney" with each step.
"HEEEEEEELLLLPPPPP!!!!!" I shrieked as a zombie closed in on me. I closed my eyes and waited for the end...
"Eat THIS, vile zombie-beast!" Zim cried, and whipped out a laser gun from nowhere. He fired, and the zombie exploded into a million pieces.
"You...saved me!" I said, shocked that Zim would do anything like that.
"Of course not, pitiful human!" he replied. "I was merely destroying that DISGUSTING zombie, not saving you!" I sighed, knowing that that was most likely the truth. But still...
"EEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!!" Hannah yelled, running past me as a zombie chased her. Gaz-rules followed after her. I took one look at the zombie, and bolted. Zim, Dib, Gaz, and GIR did the same. We ran as hard as we could, trying desperately to escape them. Zim's spider legs shot out of his Pak, and he sped ahead of us.
"HEY!" Dib shouted at Zim. "WAIT!!!"
"Not on your life, inferior Dib-monster!" he called back, and ran out of sight. As soon as he disappeared, GIR freaked out.
"MASTER?!?" he yelled, searching for Zim. He turned on his rocket boosters and went off in pursuit of his master.
"GIR!!!" I screamed. What if he didn't make it? What if the ZOMBIES got him??? I ran even harder.
Finally, our group spotted the terminal's exit. MAN, those things are long! The zombies fell back, now knowing they had no hopes of catching us and turning our brains into Barney-zombie mush.
"Phew! I think we lost them." Gaz-rules said, relieved.
"Yeah." Hannah replied. "Let's go find Zim and GIR."
"Umm...Hannah?" I asked her.
"What?" she replied.
"Zim's right there." I informed her, pointing. Sure enough, Zim stood in front of us, looking impatient.
"HA! You Earth-monkeys are so incredibly SLOW!" he laughed. "I've been waiting FOREVER for you!!!"
"No need to brag, Irken scum," Dib replied. "You CHEATED. We could've got here HOURS before you, if you hadn't used your "superior Irken technology!"
"How dare you!" Zim shouted, angered. "I did NOT cheat! I was only--"
"Umm...guys?" said Gaz-rules, sounding worried.
"WHAT?!?" they both screamed at the same time. Gaz-rules turned towards me. I had just realized something, and now I was in tears.
"GIR..." I sobbed. "Where's GIR?"
--GIR'S PoV--
I was flying down the loooong tunnel-thingy, looking for Master. He'd be mad at me if I stayed with the human people. The funny zombies were after us, but they couldn't catch me! Heeheehee...I went out the end of the tunnel-thingy, and saw...CRAZY TACO!!! OoOoOoOoOoOoooh...I wanted a taco REEEAL bad now! I was flyin' toward it, and...OWW! I think I flyed into something. Now my head hurts...ooohhh...I saw a person with blue hair walking over to me. She pickded me up off the floor. Hehe...floors are funny!
"GIR?!" she asked, holding me in her arms. "Is that you?"
I didn't know who she was, but she shuuuure seemed nice! And she knew my name!!! I decided my head didn't hurt anymore.
"YUP!" I yelled.
"What are you doing here?" the blue-hair lady asked. I forgot for a second, then I remembered!
"Have you seen Master?" I questioned.
"Oh, Zim? He's over there." she said, and pointed to a group of human-people. I saw Kate, and Hannah, and...MASTER!!! I flew out of her arms and headed for the groupy-thingy.
--KATE'S PoV--
I sat there, crying for a few minutes, while my friends tried to comfort me. But it was no use. I couldn't be happy until I got my GIR back.
"Don't worry, Kate," Gaz-rules said. "We'll find him, I know we will." Just then, a green and black blur flew past me and ran right into Zim.
"AGH!" Zim shouted as GIR hit him. "GIR!!! Don't DO that!"
"I founded you, Master!" GIR screeched, happy that he'd found Zim. "I FOUNDED YOU!!!" I, however, wasn't paying attention to Zim.
"GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRR!!!!!!!!" I screamed, grabbing him off the ground and hugging him. "Where were you?! I thought you'd NEVER come back!!!"
"I...don't know!" the adorable robot replied, grinning cutely. Right as I was about to tell him what had happened, a girl with blue hair and purple eyes came over to us.
"Hi!" she said. "Is GIR yours? I thought he belonged to Zim!"
"Who are you?" I asked her.
"I'm Ari!" she replied. "And...WHY ISN'T RED HERE?!?!? Everyone ELSE is..."
"Umm...I dunno..." I said, a little nervous. "I didn't think the Tallests would like me, because I'm so short..." Just saying that made me feel even shorter.
"Aww, Red wouldn't care!" she told me. "But Purple's an idiot. Oh, and by the way, I'm the one who found GIR. He was lying on the ground."
"OH MY GOSH!!!" I screamed. GIR...lying on the ground?!? He must be HURT!!!!! "GIR! Are you okay? Did you hurt yourself?! Do you need a Band-aid?!"
"Umm...robots don't NEED Band-aids..." Hannah said.
"SHUT UP!" I shrieked. "I don't CARE!!! IT'S A FANFICTION!!!!!"
Everyone just stood there for a moment, blinking occasionally.
"This...is a FANFICTION?!?" Gaz-rules asked, furious.
"Uhh...of COURSE it's not!" I lied. If I told them the truth, they might not help me destroy Nick anymore! "It's real, I swear!"
"Sure..." Gaz-rules replied. I could tell she was still suspicious.
"Now, where are those Band-aids?" I asked no onw in particular. I searched through my pockets, but found NOTHING. Worried, I searched through my suitcases, then Hannah's, then Gaz-rules's, until I'd checked everyone's suitcase.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" I screamed. "No...BAND-AIDS?!?!?!?!??!?"
"THE CRAYONS DID IT!!!" Ari shouted. I gave her a funny look.
"The...crayons?" I questioned.
"YES! Blue Crayola Crayons are gonna take over the WORLD!!!!!" she yelled at the top of her lungs. Everyone in the entire airport turned and stared at us.
"Hehehe...wanna come help us destroy Nickelodian?" I asked her. She seemed the kind of person who would want to help with something like that.
"Sure!" she replied. "It's not like there's anything BETTER to do..."
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There! It's DONE!!! Ari, did I get your personality right? Did I make you insane enough?! Please tell me!!! And to the other people I'm putting in this fic, please be patient! You'll be put in soon, I PROMISE!!!
NEXT: Chapter Eight! Our group, along with Ari, have to find our way out of the airport and then get to Nickelodian Studios!!! Dang, this fic is getting long...
-Hikari loves Kurama
-Kokono
-MiyokoTribal
These three will get appearances in the next two chapters as they help me destroy Nick HQ! Anyone else who wants to help, please tell me in a review! I'll put you in. The more people that want to kill Nickelodian, the better! As for the last person in my story...
Crusader Ari
She get a LEEEAAAAD role in this from now until the end of the fic! Read "Chaotic Cruise" and you'll know why I'm doing this. Now, on to the SEVENTH disclaimer!
DISCLAIMER -
IGF: Gah...I am SO sick of this. It's my turn this time, 'cuz GIR's at Crazy Taco. I gave him some monies...heh. Now I'm broke. Oh well...now to DISCLAIM!!! IdonotownInvaderZimitbelongstoJhonenVasquezandNickelodianwhichsucksbecausethatcompanyisevilandneedstodie. But soon, I'll only have to disclaim it to Jhonen. Because Nick Studios will be a SMOKING RUIN! BWAHAHA!!! Sorry, though. That doesn't happen until Chapters 9 and 10. Chapter Ten will be THE LAST CHAPTER! NOOOO!!!!! It's almost OVER?!? That means I'll have...COMPLETED A FANFIC! ....wow....unless I add an epilogue or something. And I probably will. Now, on to the madness that is...CHAPTER SEVEN! Beware the Barney Zombies and the horrible fate of...GIR getting lost! (insert dramatic gasp here) Also, this chap will be the longest one EVER to make up for some of the shorter other chapters.
A/N: There will be some PoV switching in this chapter ONLY, between my (Kate's) PoV and GIR's. I will inform you when the point of view changes.
TO ARI: This is for you! Since you didn't have an idea for how we met, I thought of one for this chapter. Hope it makes sense to you!
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--KATE'S PoV--
Screaming our heads off, we rushed toward the end of the airport terminal. The zombies followed, still drawling out the word "Barney" with each step.
"HEEEEEEELLLLPPPPP!!!!!" I shrieked as a zombie closed in on me. I closed my eyes and waited for the end...
"Eat THIS, vile zombie-beast!" Zim cried, and whipped out a laser gun from nowhere. He fired, and the zombie exploded into a million pieces.
"You...saved me!" I said, shocked that Zim would do anything like that.
"Of course not, pitiful human!" he replied. "I was merely destroying that DISGUSTING zombie, not saving you!" I sighed, knowing that that was most likely the truth. But still...
"EEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!!" Hannah yelled, running past me as a zombie chased her. Gaz-rules followed after her. I took one look at the zombie, and bolted. Zim, Dib, Gaz, and GIR did the same. We ran as hard as we could, trying desperately to escape them. Zim's spider legs shot out of his Pak, and he sped ahead of us.
"HEY!" Dib shouted at Zim. "WAIT!!!"
"Not on your life, inferior Dib-monster!" he called back, and ran out of sight. As soon as he disappeared, GIR freaked out.
"MASTER?!?" he yelled, searching for Zim. He turned on his rocket boosters and went off in pursuit of his master.
"GIR!!!" I screamed. What if he didn't make it? What if the ZOMBIES got him??? I ran even harder.
Finally, our group spotted the terminal's exit. MAN, those things are long! The zombies fell back, now knowing they had no hopes of catching us and turning our brains into Barney-zombie mush.
"Phew! I think we lost them." Gaz-rules said, relieved.
"Yeah." Hannah replied. "Let's go find Zim and GIR."
"Umm...Hannah?" I asked her.
"What?" she replied.
"Zim's right there." I informed her, pointing. Sure enough, Zim stood in front of us, looking impatient.
"HA! You Earth-monkeys are so incredibly SLOW!" he laughed. "I've been waiting FOREVER for you!!!"
"No need to brag, Irken scum," Dib replied. "You CHEATED. We could've got here HOURS before you, if you hadn't used your "superior Irken technology!"
"How dare you!" Zim shouted, angered. "I did NOT cheat! I was only--"
"Umm...guys?" said Gaz-rules, sounding worried.
"WHAT?!?" they both screamed at the same time. Gaz-rules turned towards me. I had just realized something, and now I was in tears.
"GIR..." I sobbed. "Where's GIR?"
--GIR'S PoV--
I was flying down the loooong tunnel-thingy, looking for Master. He'd be mad at me if I stayed with the human people. The funny zombies were after us, but they couldn't catch me! Heeheehee...I went out the end of the tunnel-thingy, and saw...CRAZY TACO!!! OoOoOoOoOoOoooh...I wanted a taco REEEAL bad now! I was flyin' toward it, and...OWW! I think I flyed into something. Now my head hurts...ooohhh...I saw a person with blue hair walking over to me. She pickded me up off the floor. Hehe...floors are funny!
"GIR?!" she asked, holding me in her arms. "Is that you?"
I didn't know who she was, but she shuuuure seemed nice! And she knew my name!!! I decided my head didn't hurt anymore.
"YUP!" I yelled.
"What are you doing here?" the blue-hair lady asked. I forgot for a second, then I remembered!
"Have you seen Master?" I questioned.
"Oh, Zim? He's over there." she said, and pointed to a group of human-people. I saw Kate, and Hannah, and...MASTER!!! I flew out of her arms and headed for the groupy-thingy.
--KATE'S PoV--
I sat there, crying for a few minutes, while my friends tried to comfort me. But it was no use. I couldn't be happy until I got my GIR back.
"Don't worry, Kate," Gaz-rules said. "We'll find him, I know we will." Just then, a green and black blur flew past me and ran right into Zim.
"AGH!" Zim shouted as GIR hit him. "GIR!!! Don't DO that!"
"I founded you, Master!" GIR screeched, happy that he'd found Zim. "I FOUNDED YOU!!!" I, however, wasn't paying attention to Zim.
"GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRR!!!!!!!!" I screamed, grabbing him off the ground and hugging him. "Where were you?! I thought you'd NEVER come back!!!"
"I...don't know!" the adorable robot replied, grinning cutely. Right as I was about to tell him what had happened, a girl with blue hair and purple eyes came over to us.
"Hi!" she said. "Is GIR yours? I thought he belonged to Zim!"
"Who are you?" I asked her.
"I'm Ari!" she replied. "And...WHY ISN'T RED HERE?!?!? Everyone ELSE is..."
"Umm...I dunno..." I said, a little nervous. "I didn't think the Tallests would like me, because I'm so short..." Just saying that made me feel even shorter.
"Aww, Red wouldn't care!" she told me. "But Purple's an idiot. Oh, and by the way, I'm the one who found GIR. He was lying on the ground."
"OH MY GOSH!!!" I screamed. GIR...lying on the ground?!? He must be HURT!!!!! "GIR! Are you okay? Did you hurt yourself?! Do you need a Band-aid?!"
"Umm...robots don't NEED Band-aids..." Hannah said.
"SHUT UP!" I shrieked. "I don't CARE!!! IT'S A FANFICTION!!!!!"
Everyone just stood there for a moment, blinking occasionally.
"This...is a FANFICTION?!?" Gaz-rules asked, furious.
"Uhh...of COURSE it's not!" I lied. If I told them the truth, they might not help me destroy Nick anymore! "It's real, I swear!"
"Sure..." Gaz-rules replied. I could tell she was still suspicious.
"Now, where are those Band-aids?" I asked no onw in particular. I searched through my pockets, but found NOTHING. Worried, I searched through my suitcases, then Hannah's, then Gaz-rules's, until I'd checked everyone's suitcase.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" I screamed. "No...BAND-AIDS?!?!?!?!??!?"
"THE CRAYONS DID IT!!!" Ari shouted. I gave her a funny look.
"The...crayons?" I questioned.
"YES! Blue Crayola Crayons are gonna take over the WORLD!!!!!" she yelled at the top of her lungs. Everyone in the entire airport turned and stared at us.
"Hehehe...wanna come help us destroy Nickelodian?" I asked her. She seemed the kind of person who would want to help with something like that.
"Sure!" she replied. "It's not like there's anything BETTER to do..."
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There! It's DONE!!! Ari, did I get your personality right? Did I make you insane enough?! Please tell me!!! And to the other people I'm putting in this fic, please be patient! You'll be put in soon, I PROMISE!!!
NEXT: Chapter Eight! Our group, along with Ari, have to find our way out of the airport and then get to Nickelodian Studios!!! Dang, this fic is getting long...
