I'm sorry to say this, but this will be the LAST CHAPTER. The fic is OVER, people. But it won't end just like that. It can't end with a single Nick employee standing. The title didn't come into play until Chapter 9, and NOW is when Nick shall pay most of all. By the time our crew leaves that horrid place, it won't look the same way it did before we stepped inside. I know you've all been waiting anxiously for the ending of this fic, and now you can read it for yourselves. I promise you, Nick-haters, that you won't be disappointed.
ANOTHER WARNING OF DOOM: This chapter is also rated PG-13 for violence, murder, doom, etc. You have been warned. And stuff.
DISCLAIMER -
KATE: Invader Zim is owned by, and only by, Jhonen Vasquez. I REFUSE to disclaim it to Nickelodian. Not in this chapter. By the end of it, Nick will be gone. So they won't own the rights to IZ anymore. BWAhahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!
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"Hey, guys," I said, turning to face the group. "Look at this." I pointed to the Head Executive's door.
"Isn't that the office of the guy who cancelled Zim?" Ari asked.
"Yeah, I think so," Riverwood replied. There was a long silence, during which we all stared at the doorknob, wondering who would open it.
"Doesn't anyone want to open the door?!" I shouted.
"We were waiting for you to do it!" Kokono replied.
"Oh, fine," I said. Just as I was about to open the door with trembling fingers, a tiny silver hand shot out of nowhere and twisted the knob. Nothing happened.
"The doory-thing won't open!" GIR cried. He then began sobbing hysterically for no reason at all. That's just the way he is. Of course, upon seeing GIR cry, I freaked out completely.
"GIR! Are you okay?" I asked him, sympathy in my voice. "Do you need a hug?"
"Eww!" shouted a random Nick employee from down the hall. Fairy Godmoose whipped out her laser gun and, with perfect aim, shot the guy in the head.
"Shut up!" she yelled back at the dude who had commented on me hugging GIR.
"Yeah!" I added. "Come on! GIR's ADORABLE!!!" Everyone turned and stared at me. I grinned nervously in reply, hating to have everyone stare at me like that. I know it's disturbing to be in love (yes, I'm in LOVE with GIR now. Everyone, BE DISTURBED!!!) with an insane robot, but it's NOT MY FAULT!!! Quit staring, or I'll brutally kill you with MY weapon of choice...A PLASTIC SPOON!!! Hehe...I'm evil. And completely, 100% insane. WOOO!!!
"Yes, yes, we all know he's cute," Hannah replied. "But will you PLEASE stop ranting about it?!"
"Oh, fine," I said, dejected. "But I LIKE ranting about how cute GIR is! He's sooo adorable, and funny, and crazy, and dumb, and..."
"KATE!!!" Gaz-rules exclaimed. I sighed, deciding to give up. Besides, we had to get through that door and destroy the Head Executive Dude.
"Someone, break the door down," I commanded, as if everyone were my little obedient slave.
"Jeez, you don't have to be a jerk," Darth Revan0518 replied. He pulled a powerful-looking acid gun out of his pocket, and fired. In an instant, the door was gone, revealing the room inside. And, sitting at a large wooden desk in the middle of the room was...
The Head Executive Dude.
"Who're you?" he asked us.
"We're here to get revenge!" Hikari loves Kurama shouted.
"For what?" the Head Executive Dude questioned in reply.
"You're the one responsible for cancelling Invader Zim!" Gaz-rules screamed. "You need to die!"
"Oh, so you're the Zim fans I've been hearing about," he said. "Killing my employees. Shame on you!"
"We're proud to say they're dead!" MiyokoTribal screeched. "And we want you dead, too!!!" The Head Executive Dude turned a bit pale at this.
"I'm warning you...I have tons of guards here that will hunt you down if you make a single move!" he cried. Even though he sounded confident, you could hear the fear in his voice. I took a step closer to the desk.
"Why?" I asked him. "Why did you cancel IZ?"
"It was a waste of time, and money," the Head Executive Dude replied. "The ratings were bad, it was expensive, and no one watched it. It was a load of CRAP!" I could feel my face growing hot at this, just like I had when that episode of IZ hadn't been aired. It seemed so long ago, but it was only yesterday that this entire thing had started.
"We watched it," Hannah said, furious. "Every day, every episode. Every last one of us was, and still is, a true fan of Invader Zim."
"And you!" Toaster of DOOM continued. "You and your lousy employees, insulting it and making us mad! It's like you're BEGGING us to kill you!"
"You think you're so great, with all that power," Trisscar 1/2 said. "Let's see what the characters of Invader Zim think of your comments toward them."
"Characters?" the Head Executive asked. "It's just a show! They don't exist!!!"
"Oh, really." I replied sarcastically, pointing to the IZ cast. "Then who are THEY?" The Head Executive took one look at Zim, GIR, Gaz, and Dib, and his jaw dropped.
"WHAT THE--" he gasped. But Zim himself interrupted before he could finish.
"Filthy human!" Zim yelled. "In the name of the Tallests, I will destroy you for your pathetic idiocy!"
"If you hate us so much, why don't you just destroy us?" Dib asked. "Oh, wait. You can't, because you're too dumb. And even I side with Zim on this one. You need to be destroyed."
"I'd be willing to put down my Game Slave 2 for a minute," Gaz said, "just so I can rid the world of you and your stupid Nickelodian company!"
"You're being mean to Master," said GIR, sounding surprisingly angry. "and Dib-human, and Gaz-lady...AND ME!!!" His eyes flashed dangerously, and turned from their usual cyan color to a shade of bright red. He glared at the Head Executive, along with the rest of the characters from IZ.
"Why, I..." the Head Executive exclaimed, shocked by the sight of cartoon characters threatening to kill him. "This is insane! You're only cartoons! What can YOU do?!?" With that, Gaz set down her Game Slave, walked up to the Nick Head Executive Dude, and punched him in the face.
"I can do THAT," she said, her voice sounding more evil than normal. The Head Executive screamed, clutching the spot on his face where Gaz had hit him. Before he could move a muscle, Zim had a laser pointed at his head.
"Any last words, Earth monkey?" he asked, grinning evilly. The Nick Executive tried to get up and run, but he was stopped in his tracks by none other than Gaz-rules, now holding a Claymore.
"You aren't going anywhere," she said, pointing her weapon toward him. He began to sweat. In another escape attempt, he turned to his other side. He was greeted by Toaster of DOOM, who was clutching a large silver scythe in both hands. Turning to look behind him, he saw Hannah. She appeared to be conjuring up a powerful looking spell. Knowing that there was only one other option, he turned and faced forward. Unfortunately for him, Riverwood was blocking that exit. A bokken was held in her right hand, and Darth Revan0518 was at her left, armed with his acid gun.
He was trapped.
As he stood there, trembling, I jumped on top of the desk to face him. A plastic spoon was in my hand, and I grinned menacingly at the Nick Head Executive.
"I don't think you heard my friend correctly," I said. "Any last words?"
Silence.
"All right, have it your way!" Gaz-rules cried. With that, I pointed to the Head Executive's forehead.
"Attack."
Kokono ran forward, daggers in hand. Hannah followed, shooting her spell at the Head Executive. Gaz-rules attacked with her Claymore, and Ari used her katana. Toaster of DOOM slashed with her scythe. Fairy Godmoose fired her laser. Darth Revan0518 shot a blast from his acid gun. And I used...my spoon. There were explosions like no other. When the smoke cleared, the Nickelodian Head Executive Dude was no more. All that remained was a small fire, which began to spread across the room.
"Uh oh," Hannah said. "We're in trouble..." She began to run for the door. Everyone else took one look at the fire, and followed. We ran down the hallway as fast as we could, the fire right behind us. I could hear screams of mindless Nick people as they realized what was happening. By the time we exited the building, the flames had engulfed it. There were no hopes of putting out a fire that large. We all simply stood there, staring at the incredible damage we had caused. But we didn't see it as a bad thing. We had triumphed over Nickelodian. We had gotten our revenge. Nick had paid. BIG TIME. And now that it was nothing more than a burning building, it no longer had the rights to Invader Zim. Which meant that...
"You're FREE, ZIM!!!" I shouted. It was true. Nick no longer owned IZ, OR any of the characters.
"Free of what?" Zim replied. I clapped a hand over my mouth. Zim didn't know he was a cartoon character.
"Umm...you're free of the EVILS of that EVIL company!" I said to him. This was also true. No longer would those people torment us.
"I see," he replied. "Now that our mission is complete, please allow me to return to my base."
"Okay," I said. "Teleporter, APPEAR!" Magically, a magical teleporter of MAGIC appeared out of thin air. I waved goodbye as Zim was sucked in, along with Gaz and Dib. The IZ-fans who had helped me followed, each of them being transported to their own home. Finally, the teleporter closed. I was left alone, with Gaz-rules and Hannah. A tear slowly fell from my eye and ran down my cheek. GIR was gone. I'd never see him again. Never...
"MASTER!!!" GIR screamed. I saw, to my astonishment, that GIR hadn't been sucked into the portal. And now the portal was closed.
"Crap!" Hannah yelled. "Teleporter, APPEAR!"
Nothing happened. Hannah swore loudly.
"Great! GIR'S STUCK HERE!!!" she shouted. A small smile formed on my face.
"And that's BAD?" I asked, picking the tiny android up and holding him in my arms.
"Kate, you aren't SERIOUSLY going to..." Gaz-rules said, knowing what I was going to do.
"Of COURSE I'm keeping him!" I replied cheerfully. "We can't just LEAVE him here!!!"
"True..." Hannah agreed. "But what will your mom say?" This time it was my turn to swear. I had just remembered that I'd stolen and spent all my mom's money so we could get to Florida. And now we were broke. And had no way of getting home.
"Oh NO!" I screamed. I was alone in another state, with two of my insane friends and an even more insane robot. And I lived in Michigan, which wasn't exactly next door. We may have succeeded in destroying Nickelodian, but our mission wasn't over yet.
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WOOO!!! It's DONE!!!!! I can't believe it! And I have a surprise for you people! I'm not adding an epilogue.
I'm adding a SEQUEL.
Yes, my friends. You heard me right. A SEQUEL. We can't just stay in FLORIDA forever! Announcing the release of my newest fic and sequel to this one - "NICK SHALL PAY II: The Doomed Return"!!! I'm back, with Hannah, Gaz-rules, and GIR, as we find a way to get back home. We're broke and hopelessly lost, and we have seemingly NO way of getting back to our town (and I WON'T tell you what town it is!). How will we ever get back? Well, you'll have to read the fic, stupid!
Oh, and R&R! I wanna see what you all think of my first COMPLETE fic EVER!!! Thanks for everything!
--END MESSAGE--
ANOTHER WARNING OF DOOM: This chapter is also rated PG-13 for violence, murder, doom, etc. You have been warned. And stuff.
DISCLAIMER -
KATE: Invader Zim is owned by, and only by, Jhonen Vasquez. I REFUSE to disclaim it to Nickelodian. Not in this chapter. By the end of it, Nick will be gone. So they won't own the rights to IZ anymore. BWAhahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!
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"Hey, guys," I said, turning to face the group. "Look at this." I pointed to the Head Executive's door.
"Isn't that the office of the guy who cancelled Zim?" Ari asked.
"Yeah, I think so," Riverwood replied. There was a long silence, during which we all stared at the doorknob, wondering who would open it.
"Doesn't anyone want to open the door?!" I shouted.
"We were waiting for you to do it!" Kokono replied.
"Oh, fine," I said. Just as I was about to open the door with trembling fingers, a tiny silver hand shot out of nowhere and twisted the knob. Nothing happened.
"The doory-thing won't open!" GIR cried. He then began sobbing hysterically for no reason at all. That's just the way he is. Of course, upon seeing GIR cry, I freaked out completely.
"GIR! Are you okay?" I asked him, sympathy in my voice. "Do you need a hug?"
"Eww!" shouted a random Nick employee from down the hall. Fairy Godmoose whipped out her laser gun and, with perfect aim, shot the guy in the head.
"Shut up!" she yelled back at the dude who had commented on me hugging GIR.
"Yeah!" I added. "Come on! GIR's ADORABLE!!!" Everyone turned and stared at me. I grinned nervously in reply, hating to have everyone stare at me like that. I know it's disturbing to be in love (yes, I'm in LOVE with GIR now. Everyone, BE DISTURBED!!!) with an insane robot, but it's NOT MY FAULT!!! Quit staring, or I'll brutally kill you with MY weapon of choice...A PLASTIC SPOON!!! Hehe...I'm evil. And completely, 100% insane. WOOO!!!
"Yes, yes, we all know he's cute," Hannah replied. "But will you PLEASE stop ranting about it?!"
"Oh, fine," I said, dejected. "But I LIKE ranting about how cute GIR is! He's sooo adorable, and funny, and crazy, and dumb, and..."
"KATE!!!" Gaz-rules exclaimed. I sighed, deciding to give up. Besides, we had to get through that door and destroy the Head Executive Dude.
"Someone, break the door down," I commanded, as if everyone were my little obedient slave.
"Jeez, you don't have to be a jerk," Darth Revan0518 replied. He pulled a powerful-looking acid gun out of his pocket, and fired. In an instant, the door was gone, revealing the room inside. And, sitting at a large wooden desk in the middle of the room was...
The Head Executive Dude.
"Who're you?" he asked us.
"We're here to get revenge!" Hikari loves Kurama shouted.
"For what?" the Head Executive Dude questioned in reply.
"You're the one responsible for cancelling Invader Zim!" Gaz-rules screamed. "You need to die!"
"Oh, so you're the Zim fans I've been hearing about," he said. "Killing my employees. Shame on you!"
"We're proud to say they're dead!" MiyokoTribal screeched. "And we want you dead, too!!!" The Head Executive Dude turned a bit pale at this.
"I'm warning you...I have tons of guards here that will hunt you down if you make a single move!" he cried. Even though he sounded confident, you could hear the fear in his voice. I took a step closer to the desk.
"Why?" I asked him. "Why did you cancel IZ?"
"It was a waste of time, and money," the Head Executive Dude replied. "The ratings were bad, it was expensive, and no one watched it. It was a load of CRAP!" I could feel my face growing hot at this, just like I had when that episode of IZ hadn't been aired. It seemed so long ago, but it was only yesterday that this entire thing had started.
"We watched it," Hannah said, furious. "Every day, every episode. Every last one of us was, and still is, a true fan of Invader Zim."
"And you!" Toaster of DOOM continued. "You and your lousy employees, insulting it and making us mad! It's like you're BEGGING us to kill you!"
"You think you're so great, with all that power," Trisscar 1/2 said. "Let's see what the characters of Invader Zim think of your comments toward them."
"Characters?" the Head Executive asked. "It's just a show! They don't exist!!!"
"Oh, really." I replied sarcastically, pointing to the IZ cast. "Then who are THEY?" The Head Executive took one look at Zim, GIR, Gaz, and Dib, and his jaw dropped.
"WHAT THE--" he gasped. But Zim himself interrupted before he could finish.
"Filthy human!" Zim yelled. "In the name of the Tallests, I will destroy you for your pathetic idiocy!"
"If you hate us so much, why don't you just destroy us?" Dib asked. "Oh, wait. You can't, because you're too dumb. And even I side with Zim on this one. You need to be destroyed."
"I'd be willing to put down my Game Slave 2 for a minute," Gaz said, "just so I can rid the world of you and your stupid Nickelodian company!"
"You're being mean to Master," said GIR, sounding surprisingly angry. "and Dib-human, and Gaz-lady...AND ME!!!" His eyes flashed dangerously, and turned from their usual cyan color to a shade of bright red. He glared at the Head Executive, along with the rest of the characters from IZ.
"Why, I..." the Head Executive exclaimed, shocked by the sight of cartoon characters threatening to kill him. "This is insane! You're only cartoons! What can YOU do?!?" With that, Gaz set down her Game Slave, walked up to the Nick Head Executive Dude, and punched him in the face.
"I can do THAT," she said, her voice sounding more evil than normal. The Head Executive screamed, clutching the spot on his face where Gaz had hit him. Before he could move a muscle, Zim had a laser pointed at his head.
"Any last words, Earth monkey?" he asked, grinning evilly. The Nick Executive tried to get up and run, but he was stopped in his tracks by none other than Gaz-rules, now holding a Claymore.
"You aren't going anywhere," she said, pointing her weapon toward him. He began to sweat. In another escape attempt, he turned to his other side. He was greeted by Toaster of DOOM, who was clutching a large silver scythe in both hands. Turning to look behind him, he saw Hannah. She appeared to be conjuring up a powerful looking spell. Knowing that there was only one other option, he turned and faced forward. Unfortunately for him, Riverwood was blocking that exit. A bokken was held in her right hand, and Darth Revan0518 was at her left, armed with his acid gun.
He was trapped.
As he stood there, trembling, I jumped on top of the desk to face him. A plastic spoon was in my hand, and I grinned menacingly at the Nick Head Executive.
"I don't think you heard my friend correctly," I said. "Any last words?"
Silence.
"All right, have it your way!" Gaz-rules cried. With that, I pointed to the Head Executive's forehead.
"Attack."
Kokono ran forward, daggers in hand. Hannah followed, shooting her spell at the Head Executive. Gaz-rules attacked with her Claymore, and Ari used her katana. Toaster of DOOM slashed with her scythe. Fairy Godmoose fired her laser. Darth Revan0518 shot a blast from his acid gun. And I used...my spoon. There were explosions like no other. When the smoke cleared, the Nickelodian Head Executive Dude was no more. All that remained was a small fire, which began to spread across the room.
"Uh oh," Hannah said. "We're in trouble..." She began to run for the door. Everyone else took one look at the fire, and followed. We ran down the hallway as fast as we could, the fire right behind us. I could hear screams of mindless Nick people as they realized what was happening. By the time we exited the building, the flames had engulfed it. There were no hopes of putting out a fire that large. We all simply stood there, staring at the incredible damage we had caused. But we didn't see it as a bad thing. We had triumphed over Nickelodian. We had gotten our revenge. Nick had paid. BIG TIME. And now that it was nothing more than a burning building, it no longer had the rights to Invader Zim. Which meant that...
"You're FREE, ZIM!!!" I shouted. It was true. Nick no longer owned IZ, OR any of the characters.
"Free of what?" Zim replied. I clapped a hand over my mouth. Zim didn't know he was a cartoon character.
"Umm...you're free of the EVILS of that EVIL company!" I said to him. This was also true. No longer would those people torment us.
"I see," he replied. "Now that our mission is complete, please allow me to return to my base."
"Okay," I said. "Teleporter, APPEAR!" Magically, a magical teleporter of MAGIC appeared out of thin air. I waved goodbye as Zim was sucked in, along with Gaz and Dib. The IZ-fans who had helped me followed, each of them being transported to their own home. Finally, the teleporter closed. I was left alone, with Gaz-rules and Hannah. A tear slowly fell from my eye and ran down my cheek. GIR was gone. I'd never see him again. Never...
"MASTER!!!" GIR screamed. I saw, to my astonishment, that GIR hadn't been sucked into the portal. And now the portal was closed.
"Crap!" Hannah yelled. "Teleporter, APPEAR!"
Nothing happened. Hannah swore loudly.
"Great! GIR'S STUCK HERE!!!" she shouted. A small smile formed on my face.
"And that's BAD?" I asked, picking the tiny android up and holding him in my arms.
"Kate, you aren't SERIOUSLY going to..." Gaz-rules said, knowing what I was going to do.
"Of COURSE I'm keeping him!" I replied cheerfully. "We can't just LEAVE him here!!!"
"True..." Hannah agreed. "But what will your mom say?" This time it was my turn to swear. I had just remembered that I'd stolen and spent all my mom's money so we could get to Florida. And now we were broke. And had no way of getting home.
"Oh NO!" I screamed. I was alone in another state, with two of my insane friends and an even more insane robot. And I lived in Michigan, which wasn't exactly next door. We may have succeeded in destroying Nickelodian, but our mission wasn't over yet.
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WOOO!!! It's DONE!!!!! I can't believe it! And I have a surprise for you people! I'm not adding an epilogue.
I'm adding a SEQUEL.
Yes, my friends. You heard me right. A SEQUEL. We can't just stay in FLORIDA forever! Announcing the release of my newest fic and sequel to this one - "NICK SHALL PAY II: The Doomed Return"!!! I'm back, with Hannah, Gaz-rules, and GIR, as we find a way to get back home. We're broke and hopelessly lost, and we have seemingly NO way of getting back to our town (and I WON'T tell you what town it is!). How will we ever get back? Well, you'll have to read the fic, stupid!
Oh, and R&R! I wanna see what you all think of my first COMPLETE fic EVER!!! Thanks for everything!
--END MESSAGE--