So Amelia found herself a crew and set off for kerin. She was totally
pissed.
"Hey you, up into the rigging!" yelled Amelia as she walked along the deck.
"Yes captain." obediently replied the sailor.
"What did you call me?!"
"Captain..."
"Graahhhhh! Not good enough!"
Amelia freaked out and tore the Guys arms off.
"Oh God! My arms!"
"Now, up into the rigging." Ordered Amelia.
"But Captain, you just tore my arms off. How am I supposed to climb?"
"That's your problem. If you're not up there in 5 minutes I'll cut your heart out." Said Amelia. "And clean up all this blood!"
"Yes captain."
"I can't believe this crew. So crappy." Amelia complained as she walked into her quarters.
Amelia began to make herself some tea, when all the sudden, like crazy this guy ran in her room.
"Captain, a pirate ship is approaching, what are we to do?!"
"Follow the plan. Send all the men below deck, and release....them."
"Gasp! Not....them"
"Yes...release the Space Tigers!"
"Gasp, yes captain."
The man ran of and sent all the men underground. He went to release the Space Tigers, but when he started to open the gate one of the Tigers clawed him and dragged him in.
"GAHHHHHH!!! My face! And arms! And blood! GAHHHHH!!!" he said as they tore him apart. But even after they tore him aparts they were still hungry...hungry for pirates!
Of course, the pirates didn't see the Tigers. They thought they had caught them while they were sleeping.
"Look!" said the pirate king. "We caught them while they're sleeping. Swoop down my minions, swoop open like birds of decay, like birds....of death."
"Yes sir!" said all the pirates in perfect unison.
And they did, swoop down, that is. And all in perfect unison. They creep silently around the deck. It was then that the Space Tigers attacked! They pinned the pirates down and tore at their pirate faces.
"GAAAHHHHH!!!" screamed the pirates, all in perfect unison.
They were very orderly pirates.
The Tigers sweep through the ship devouring all the pirates. There was blood everywhere. Blood even began to spill from the deck, under the door, and into her quarters. Amelia was pleased.
Apparently, Doopler was in the room with Amelia.
"But Amelia, how are we to get the Tigers off our ship once the pirates are all dead and eated up?" whined that sissy, Doopler.
"Easily." replied Amelia.
Then all the pirates are dead. So Amelia put here plan into action.
"Hold on." said Amelia.
She walked over to a super cool control panel and turned the gravity lever to off. Then all of the Space Tigers floated off into space.
"Cool." said Doopler.
And all the pirates were dead, except for...the pirate king!
Amelia walked up to him.
"Hey you pirate jerk! I'm looking for John Silver. Where can I find him?"
"I don't know."
"Fine"
Amelia killed him, killed him good.
"Well, looks like that's that." Said Doopler.
"Shut up, before I bust a cap on your sorry ass." growled Amelia.
"Yes ma'am!"
And they were off again, to find John Silver.
"Hey you, up into the rigging!" yelled Amelia as she walked along the deck.
"Yes captain." obediently replied the sailor.
"What did you call me?!"
"Captain..."
"Graahhhhh! Not good enough!"
Amelia freaked out and tore the Guys arms off.
"Oh God! My arms!"
"Now, up into the rigging." Ordered Amelia.
"But Captain, you just tore my arms off. How am I supposed to climb?"
"That's your problem. If you're not up there in 5 minutes I'll cut your heart out." Said Amelia. "And clean up all this blood!"
"Yes captain."
"I can't believe this crew. So crappy." Amelia complained as she walked into her quarters.
Amelia began to make herself some tea, when all the sudden, like crazy this guy ran in her room.
"Captain, a pirate ship is approaching, what are we to do?!"
"Follow the plan. Send all the men below deck, and release....them."
"Gasp! Not....them"
"Yes...release the Space Tigers!"
"Gasp, yes captain."
The man ran of and sent all the men underground. He went to release the Space Tigers, but when he started to open the gate one of the Tigers clawed him and dragged him in.
"GAHHHHHH!!! My face! And arms! And blood! GAHHHHH!!!" he said as they tore him apart. But even after they tore him aparts they were still hungry...hungry for pirates!
Of course, the pirates didn't see the Tigers. They thought they had caught them while they were sleeping.
"Look!" said the pirate king. "We caught them while they're sleeping. Swoop down my minions, swoop open like birds of decay, like birds....of death."
"Yes sir!" said all the pirates in perfect unison.
And they did, swoop down, that is. And all in perfect unison. They creep silently around the deck. It was then that the Space Tigers attacked! They pinned the pirates down and tore at their pirate faces.
"GAAAHHHHH!!!" screamed the pirates, all in perfect unison.
They were very orderly pirates.
The Tigers sweep through the ship devouring all the pirates. There was blood everywhere. Blood even began to spill from the deck, under the door, and into her quarters. Amelia was pleased.
Apparently, Doopler was in the room with Amelia.
"But Amelia, how are we to get the Tigers off our ship once the pirates are all dead and eated up?" whined that sissy, Doopler.
"Easily." replied Amelia.
Then all the pirates are dead. So Amelia put here plan into action.
"Hold on." said Amelia.
She walked over to a super cool control panel and turned the gravity lever to off. Then all of the Space Tigers floated off into space.
"Cool." said Doopler.
And all the pirates were dead, except for...the pirate king!
Amelia walked up to him.
"Hey you pirate jerk! I'm looking for John Silver. Where can I find him?"
"I don't know."
"Fine"
Amelia killed him, killed him good.
"Well, looks like that's that." Said Doopler.
"Shut up, before I bust a cap on your sorry ass." growled Amelia.
"Yes ma'am!"
And they were off again, to find John Silver.