Scott and Jean walked into the recreation room, and paused. Wolverine was picking his claws with his teeth, looking a little confused in the process. Xavier was pushing a rubber band around with his finger while humming tunelessly. And Beast was rocking Bobby back and forth while he cried.

"It's only been a week since Angel went off the air, and you four still haven't moved on?!" yelled Scott, while Jean burst into tears.

"How could you!" she yelled, and ran out followed by her apologetic idiot of a boyfriend.

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Scott walked down the hallway, and paused. Wolverine was standing in front of the mirror, practicing slashing his claws and growling.

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Wolverine woke everyone up at 3am, singing "Achy Breaky Heart"

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Xavier's students went shopping for some gifts for the professor's birthday. As they were walking by a toy store, they stopped, and stared. Sabretooth and Pyro were playing with a dollhouse. Magneto had removed every single matchbox car from it's package, and was making them do donuts.

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Bobby was doing an ice sculpture in the yard. Jean, Rogue, and Kitty walked out the main door, and screamed.

Bobby turned around to look, and received a black eye. Apparently the New Kids on The Block were a no-no.

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The acoloytes appeared and the X-men prepared to fight. Both sides paused, as Wolverine swung out in blue costume complete with a hat and gun firing canisters that spewed gas, saying "Suck gas evil-doers."

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Sabretooth attacked the X-men, yelling "Pu—upy Power!" (for those who don't know, it's scrappy-doo's favorite saying)

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