"Rubber ducky you're the one..."
Jean and Scott stood in the school hallway in shock along with everyone else.
"That sounds like..."
"Couldn't be..."
Inside the Principals office, a disheveled and disoriented Kelly was grinning like a maniac as he sang into the microphone. Around him were 50 dancing Jamie Maddox' hyped up on sugar and caffeine.
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Xavier and Wolverine rolled into the recreation room. They groaned. Nightcrawler was hanging upside down from the ceiling fan as it spun at high speed. Cannonball was recognized by his feet as he was sticking out of a wall. For some odd reason he was snoring. Beast and Bobby were laying hap-hazardly in opposite corners of the room. Scott was draped over the tv. In the center of it all was an extremely ticked Ororo Monroe.
Jean walked by, and paused. "Who said the wrong thing about PMS this time?"
(Before I get hung upside down and beat up side the head with whiffle bats, I freely admit to being a guy. We guys are stupid sometimes.)
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(just for pure randomness, a cross with Red Witch's Misfits)
The X-men were having a quiet dinner, then a portal appeared. Identical triplets and a somewhat more dignified looking Toad appeared along with a short man with a beard who had a manic look in his eye. They were carrying a coffee pot.
"We're here! We've missed you."
Xavier looked at them. "And you are?"
"Oh crap, that was our inter-dimensional transporter. I told you it looked funny." One of the triplets glared at the other two. Then all three looked at Jamie. "CUTIE!"
Jamie screamed and ran away. Toad meanwhile just looked dazed as he sat in the bowl of soup. The weird short man started pouring out of the coffee pot for everyone.
"The names BA."
Magneto and the Acoloytes landed, and strode toward the mansion. Or they attempted to until they realized their feet were stuck to the ground by some weird color type of glue. Then the X-men ran out of the mansion and pelted them with water balloons filled with Kool-aid, followed by whipped cream and cherries.
The triplets dragged BA and Toad back to the dining room while laughing, and went back to their dimension. Jamie and twenty multiples meanwhile were lying dazed in the recreation room, suffering from manicures and wearing glitter all over.
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Jean and Scott stood in the school hallway in shock along with everyone else.
"That sounds like..."
"Couldn't be..."
Inside the Principals office, a disheveled and disoriented Kelly was grinning like a maniac as he sang into the microphone. Around him were 50 dancing Jamie Maddox' hyped up on sugar and caffeine.
- - - - - - - -
Xavier and Wolverine rolled into the recreation room. They groaned. Nightcrawler was hanging upside down from the ceiling fan as it spun at high speed. Cannonball was recognized by his feet as he was sticking out of a wall. For some odd reason he was snoring. Beast and Bobby were laying hap-hazardly in opposite corners of the room. Scott was draped over the tv. In the center of it all was an extremely ticked Ororo Monroe.
Jean walked by, and paused. "Who said the wrong thing about PMS this time?"
(Before I get hung upside down and beat up side the head with whiffle bats, I freely admit to being a guy. We guys are stupid sometimes.)
- - - - - - - - -
(just for pure randomness, a cross with Red Witch's Misfits)
The X-men were having a quiet dinner, then a portal appeared. Identical triplets and a somewhat more dignified looking Toad appeared along with a short man with a beard who had a manic look in his eye. They were carrying a coffee pot.
"We're here! We've missed you."
Xavier looked at them. "And you are?"
"Oh crap, that was our inter-dimensional transporter. I told you it looked funny." One of the triplets glared at the other two. Then all three looked at Jamie. "CUTIE!"
Jamie screamed and ran away. Toad meanwhile just looked dazed as he sat in the bowl of soup. The weird short man started pouring out of the coffee pot for everyone.
"The names BA."
Magneto and the Acoloytes landed, and strode toward the mansion. Or they attempted to until they realized their feet were stuck to the ground by some weird color type of glue. Then the X-men ran out of the mansion and pelted them with water balloons filled with Kool-aid, followed by whipped cream and cherries.
The triplets dragged BA and Toad back to the dining room while laughing, and went back to their dimension. Jamie and twenty multiples meanwhile were lying dazed in the recreation room, suffering from manicures and wearing glitter all over.
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