*cue elevator music*
Announcer: Welcome ladies and gentleman to tonight's performance of "Ode to Gummy Bears." I would like to remind you that there will be no flash photography or recording devices of any kind. Also, please do not tease the performers in any way, shape or form. It is not polite to try and distract the performers. No loud noises, children, or sleeping will be allowed either. That is just plain rude. And please, do not sue the director of this show for using the boys from Newsies. She has no money to her name, so sueing her would be a waste of time. She does own herself, however. And Illusion belongs to herself. If you do not adhere to these rules during tonight's performance, you will dragged out and beat into a bloody pulp, hung upside down by your ankles, forced to watch Barney, listen to my horrible singing, and pointed and laughed at by various little kids. Thank you, and enjoy the show.
*lights dim*
Announcer: Welcome ladies and gentleman to tonight's performance of "Ode to Gummy Bears." I would like to remind you that there will be no flash photography or recording devices of any kind. Also, please do not tease the performers in any way, shape or form. It is not polite to try and distract the performers. No loud noises, children, or sleeping will be allowed either. That is just plain rude. And please, do not sue the director of this show for using the boys from Newsies. She has no money to her name, so sueing her would be a waste of time. She does own herself, however. And Illusion belongs to herself. If you do not adhere to these rules during tonight's performance, you will dragged out and beat into a bloody pulp, hung upside down by your ankles, forced to watch Barney, listen to my horrible singing, and pointed and laughed at by various little kids. Thank you, and enjoy the show.
*lights dim*