Mano A Womano!
Man To Woman
Part 3
By: Kate Maxwell
"James, this should be the place." Relena said to the chauffer.
Duo leaned in close to Michelle and whispered "Relena is the ruler here. Not that you could tell, since she thinks she owns the fucking planet."
Michelle laughed and looked at him with shock written all over her face. "You are so mean. I never thought that you, of all people, would be that jealous of Relena." Michelle said laughing.
"Me, jealous. . . Of that bitch?" Duo said. "Never. Not in a million years. I'm never jealous of anyone."
"That just proves my point even more." Michelle said. Duo brought his hand up, and pretended to slap her. She just laughed.
"How can women put up with this fucking shit?" Heero said, not believing the crap that Duo was spouting.
"It's not shit Heero, and it doesn't fuck." Duo said. "At least not much in this dumb-ass country."
"What are you talking about?" Relena asked, just getting into the conversation.
"We were talking about Duo and his cheap-ass flirting techniques."
"Hey. at least I have techniques. And plus, I know how to catch a girl's attention. Asshole." Duo spat, whispering the last word.
"We're here." James said, sighing with a bit of relief. Relena was really getting on his nerves.
"Thank you James." Michelle said sweetly. Duo practically leapt out of the limo, ran to the other side and opened the door for Michelle.
"Let me get that door for you Miche."
"Why thank you Duo." Michelle said, quite impressed with Duo's behavior. She had heard of him before in one of Relena's letters. She had said that Duo was an ugly, stupid, psycotic, egotistyical moron. Michelle had yet to prove her wrong. Duo was good-looking. And he seemed nice and smart and thoughtful and kinda funny. If I told Relena that, Michelle thought to herself, she would stare at me in disbelief, then start yelling at me saying stuff like 'what do you see in him' and 'he is the biggest slime-ball ever' and 'how much do you want to bet he broke thousands of millions of other girls hearts before'. Well at least she can admit he has the charm to break hearts. I can just imagine it now. She shook her head.
"What was that for?" asked Duo.
"I was just thinking." replied Michelle.
"In this country, that's dangerous and illegal." Duo joked. Michelle laughed. Just about as Relena was about to get out of the limo, Duo closed the door and Relena hit her face on the window. Seeing that no one was paying enough attention to help Relena, Heero sighed and opening the door, helped Relena out of the limo.
(Inside the Restaurant)
"What are we getting on the pizza?" Michelle asked.
"Anything but pineapples and anchovies. That crap on pizza is disgusting." Duo said, making a face as if he were about to gag.
"And no green pepper or mushrooms." said Heero.
"I want extra cheese please Miche." Relena said.
"Kay. I'll go order." replied Michelle. She walked up to the counter. Duo, Heero and Relena went to sit down.
While Michelle was ordering, Duo asked Relena, "So Relena. Do you know if she's available?" He looked over at Michelle. She looked so beautiful, leaning her arms on the counter. So beautiful, so babelicious, so desirable. Duo thought.
"I believe she is Duo. But, she is only staying for a few days."
"How would you know that?" Duo spat. "Gee Duo. Maybe she told me while you were staring at her in the limo."
"Noooooooooooooooooooo! The first time I impress a chick who coulda been my girlfriend and she's leaving." There was a loud thud as Duo's head hit the table he, Heero and Relena were sitting at.
"Smooth move Duo." Heero said, or tried to over Duo's curses and yells.
"Poor baby. Did you hurt your head?"
Duo stopped his rampings and looked up. Michelle was standing next to the booth's table holding the pizza. She had also taken the liberty of ordering drinks. "Shove over Duo. I need a place to sit." Duo moved over and Michelle sat down.
"What did you get me?" Relena said in that I'm the Queen of the world voice she used so well.
"I got you a diet coke. Last time I checked that was your favourite. I got Heero a Mug Root Beer, Duo a Pepsi, and for me, a Dr. Pepper." She passed out the pops. Duo and Relena were grateful and said so. Heero said nothing.
To Be Continued
Man To Woman
Part 3
By: Kate Maxwell
"James, this should be the place." Relena said to the chauffer.
Duo leaned in close to Michelle and whispered "Relena is the ruler here. Not that you could tell, since she thinks she owns the fucking planet."
Michelle laughed and looked at him with shock written all over her face. "You are so mean. I never thought that you, of all people, would be that jealous of Relena." Michelle said laughing.
"Me, jealous. . . Of that bitch?" Duo said. "Never. Not in a million years. I'm never jealous of anyone."
"That just proves my point even more." Michelle said. Duo brought his hand up, and pretended to slap her. She just laughed.
"How can women put up with this fucking shit?" Heero said, not believing the crap that Duo was spouting.
"It's not shit Heero, and it doesn't fuck." Duo said. "At least not much in this dumb-ass country."
"What are you talking about?" Relena asked, just getting into the conversation.
"We were talking about Duo and his cheap-ass flirting techniques."
"Hey. at least I have techniques. And plus, I know how to catch a girl's attention. Asshole." Duo spat, whispering the last word.
"We're here." James said, sighing with a bit of relief. Relena was really getting on his nerves.
"Thank you James." Michelle said sweetly. Duo practically leapt out of the limo, ran to the other side and opened the door for Michelle.
"Let me get that door for you Miche."
"Why thank you Duo." Michelle said, quite impressed with Duo's behavior. She had heard of him before in one of Relena's letters. She had said that Duo was an ugly, stupid, psycotic, egotistyical moron. Michelle had yet to prove her wrong. Duo was good-looking. And he seemed nice and smart and thoughtful and kinda funny. If I told Relena that, Michelle thought to herself, she would stare at me in disbelief, then start yelling at me saying stuff like 'what do you see in him' and 'he is the biggest slime-ball ever' and 'how much do you want to bet he broke thousands of millions of other girls hearts before'. Well at least she can admit he has the charm to break hearts. I can just imagine it now. She shook her head.
"What was that for?" asked Duo.
"I was just thinking." replied Michelle.
"In this country, that's dangerous and illegal." Duo joked. Michelle laughed. Just about as Relena was about to get out of the limo, Duo closed the door and Relena hit her face on the window. Seeing that no one was paying enough attention to help Relena, Heero sighed and opening the door, helped Relena out of the limo.
(Inside the Restaurant)
"What are we getting on the pizza?" Michelle asked.
"Anything but pineapples and anchovies. That crap on pizza is disgusting." Duo said, making a face as if he were about to gag.
"And no green pepper or mushrooms." said Heero.
"I want extra cheese please Miche." Relena said.
"Kay. I'll go order." replied Michelle. She walked up to the counter. Duo, Heero and Relena went to sit down.
While Michelle was ordering, Duo asked Relena, "So Relena. Do you know if she's available?" He looked over at Michelle. She looked so beautiful, leaning her arms on the counter. So beautiful, so babelicious, so desirable. Duo thought.
"I believe she is Duo. But, she is only staying for a few days."
"How would you know that?" Duo spat. "Gee Duo. Maybe she told me while you were staring at her in the limo."
"Noooooooooooooooooooo! The first time I impress a chick who coulda been my girlfriend and she's leaving." There was a loud thud as Duo's head hit the table he, Heero and Relena were sitting at.
"Smooth move Duo." Heero said, or tried to over Duo's curses and yells.
"Poor baby. Did you hurt your head?"
Duo stopped his rampings and looked up. Michelle was standing next to the booth's table holding the pizza. She had also taken the liberty of ordering drinks. "Shove over Duo. I need a place to sit." Duo moved over and Michelle sat down.
"What did you get me?" Relena said in that I'm the Queen of the world voice she used so well.
"I got you a diet coke. Last time I checked that was your favourite. I got Heero a Mug Root Beer, Duo a Pepsi, and for me, a Dr. Pepper." She passed out the pops. Duo and Relena were grateful and said so. Heero said nothing.
To Be Continued