*the stage is fully lit and empty* *as lights go down, the curtain starts
to close*
Bumlets: *pokes his head through the curtains* *grins* *curtains open* Ahem... *green spotlight on him as he stands center stage* Green! Oh, green! How much do I love you? I love you more than selling papes. I love you more than knockwurst. I love you more than spinning on the fan. *stops* Okay, so I love spinning on the fan more.
*loud foghorn goes off*
Rissa: Argh! All right! Who did it? Who blew the foghorn? *stalks onto the stage*
Bumlets: What are you doing? This is my spotlight. *looks upset*
Rissa: Illusion! *ignoring Bumlets* Lights!
Illusion: *lights go up as she runs onstage, her headset around her neck* *she looks a little upset herself* What is it?
Rissa: Who blew the foghorn?
Illusion: I do not know. *sees Bumlets and smiles* Bums, I am sorry for the interruption. *glares at Rissa* As soon as we straighten this out, you may continue. *she is the coolest stage manager ever*
Bumlets: *nods*
Rissa: *still upset* Barr... when I find out who did it, they are going to get it. *stomps off stage*
Illusion: *sighs and follows her* Continue. *lights go down and the green spotlight comes back*
Bumlets: *nods and goes on* I love you more than green eggs and ham. I love you more than that guy, Sam I Am. *grins and begins to dance*
Rissa: Aha! I knew it was you! *interrupts the program once again* *she drags a giddy looking Les on stage* *lights go up again*
Illusion: Rissa! *follows* What do you think you are doing? As stage manager, I cannot allow this.
Rissa: But- but- but Les blew that wretched foghorn earlier. Scared the lice out of my hair!
Everyone: *disgusted looks as they back away*
Rissa: I was not serious people! Cheese whiz. It was an expression!
Bumlets: O.o Since when? Never heard that one before.
Rissa: Since now! I just made it up.
Bumlets: Riiiiiiight. Can I finish now?
Illusion: Yes, you may. *drags Les and Rissa off stage as lights go down again*
Bumlets: I love you green. *bows* Thank you. *curtain closes*
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^^~^~~^^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~~^~^~^~~^^~^~^~^~~^^~^~^~^~^ ~ A/N: Orange is next. I swear these chapters get better as they go along. I am putting them up as fast as I write them. Since the first three were written already, they are up already. Imagine that, eh? Heh... anyway... I have more gummy bears to spark my inspiration. Thanks to those who reviewed! On to orange!
Bumlets: *pokes his head through the curtains* *grins* *curtains open* Ahem... *green spotlight on him as he stands center stage* Green! Oh, green! How much do I love you? I love you more than selling papes. I love you more than knockwurst. I love you more than spinning on the fan. *stops* Okay, so I love spinning on the fan more.
*loud foghorn goes off*
Rissa: Argh! All right! Who did it? Who blew the foghorn? *stalks onto the stage*
Bumlets: What are you doing? This is my spotlight. *looks upset*
Rissa: Illusion! *ignoring Bumlets* Lights!
Illusion: *lights go up as she runs onstage, her headset around her neck* *she looks a little upset herself* What is it?
Rissa: Who blew the foghorn?
Illusion: I do not know. *sees Bumlets and smiles* Bums, I am sorry for the interruption. *glares at Rissa* As soon as we straighten this out, you may continue. *she is the coolest stage manager ever*
Bumlets: *nods*
Rissa: *still upset* Barr... when I find out who did it, they are going to get it. *stomps off stage*
Illusion: *sighs and follows her* Continue. *lights go down and the green spotlight comes back*
Bumlets: *nods and goes on* I love you more than green eggs and ham. I love you more than that guy, Sam I Am. *grins and begins to dance*
Rissa: Aha! I knew it was you! *interrupts the program once again* *she drags a giddy looking Les on stage* *lights go up again*
Illusion: Rissa! *follows* What do you think you are doing? As stage manager, I cannot allow this.
Rissa: But- but- but Les blew that wretched foghorn earlier. Scared the lice out of my hair!
Everyone: *disgusted looks as they back away*
Rissa: I was not serious people! Cheese whiz. It was an expression!
Bumlets: O.o Since when? Never heard that one before.
Rissa: Since now! I just made it up.
Bumlets: Riiiiiiight. Can I finish now?
Illusion: Yes, you may. *drags Les and Rissa off stage as lights go down again*
Bumlets: I love you green. *bows* Thank you. *curtain closes*
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^^~^~~^^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~~^~^~^~~^^~^~^~^~~^^~^~^~^~^ ~ A/N: Orange is next. I swear these chapters get better as they go along. I am putting them up as fast as I write them. Since the first three were written already, they are up already. Imagine that, eh? Heh... anyway... I have more gummy bears to spark my inspiration. Thanks to those who reviewed! On to orange!