Snoddy: ::enters onto a fully lit stage:: ::looks around::
Illusion: ::backstage, whispering loudly:: Go! ::pause:: Snoddy, go!
Snoddy: ::glances at Illusion:: What is my line?
Illusion: Snoddy is my name...
Snoddy: Oh! ::clears throat:: ::lights down:: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. Tonight, I will perform a limerick about my beloved orange gummy bears. ::grins::
Rissa: ::presses play on a radio/CD player, playing dramatic music::
Snoddy: ::limerick said all dramatically:: Snoddy is my name, you see. I love those little gummies. Orange is the best, above all the rest, and those little guys love me!
Rissa: ::backstage, dancing to the music::
Snoddy: ::looks at Rissa:: ::is done, so feels a little awkward standing there::
Illusion: ::goes over to the radio/CD player and unplugs it:: Show is over.
Rissa: I was dancing to that!
Illusion and Rissa: ::continue to argue::
Audience: ::stares, as if expecting more::
Snoddy: Guys! I think they are expecting more! ::gulps, smiling feebly at the audience::
Rissa: Make up another limerick.
Illusion: I will shut the curtain.
Rissa: No! Snoddy, proclaim your love for those cute little orange gummy bears. You know you want to!
Snoddy: ::sighs:: Fine. ::pauses:: Music?
Rissa: Oh, right. ::plugs radio/CD player in:: ::plays dramatic music again::
Snoddy: No, not that music.
Rissa: ::stops music:: What other music did you have?
::enter Race, Blink, and Mush:: ::Blink is beatboxing, Race is DJing, and Mush is there for background vocals:: ::all are dressed in "ghetto gear" (do-rags, Reeboks, bandanas, jumpsuits, and the "bling-bling")::
Snoddy: Kick it!
::beats start up, Blink beatboxes and just wanders around the stage, which is lit with lasers and other fancy lights, with Snoddy and Mush::
Snoddy: Orange, orange!
Mush: Wha?
Snoddy: Orange, orange!
Mush: Who?
Snoddy: Orange, orange!
Mush: Yeah!
Snoddy and Mush: Orange!
Race: ::scratch scratch::
Snoddy: Those little guys, they are the-
Mush: Best!
Snoddy: Gummier, bearier, and oranger than all the-
Mush: Rest!
Snoddy: Chewy, chewy in my mouth. Chewy, chewy in the south.
Mush: Chewy, chewy all over the place.
Race: ::scratch scratch::
Blink: Wicky wicky wicky.
Mush: Yeah!
Snoddy: And I am done.
All: ::ghetto pose::
::lights out::
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A/N: Asteriks did not like to work... so here is what I did. I put the actions like this ::action:: just so ya know. I do not know what color is next, but I think I need more gummy bears. So, I will get more and write more. As always, read and review if you wish. Ta-Ta!
