Hi, this is just going to be mindless rambling cos I am bored and I have
read every book which I poses (which is a lot because my rooms nothing but
books) and that there is nothing but CRAP on TV. Also I'm stark raving
lunatic so bear with me.
Disclaimer: I own none of Eoin Colfers characters all I own is Bob the cheese guy, Fat Basted, Chaos. And of coarse my self, Wolf.
Sorry if this sucks.
Note from Brother (really!): Wolf was dropped on the head as a child, please forgive the following tale.
Wolf: O, thanks what a wonderful brother I have. So Bloody Well TRUTHFUL.
Brother: You No It Bitch!!
What the Hell?
In unknown Forest
Root: were are we, (spots Artemis Fowl II, standing two feet away wearing nothing but his boxers) Fowl I should have known!
Artemis: (mind wiped) who are you? And how did I get hear? (looks Root up and down).
Root: you know perfectly well who I am, y.(stops mid sentence because Holly hits him over the head).
Foaly: thank you Holly, Julius old boy, don't you remember you mind wiped the kid 2 years ago.
Holly: grown up a bit since then (Holly looks him up and down twice with a grin)!
Foaly: well now that he's seen us his memories should come back about. NOW.
Artemis; (suddenly falls to the floor clutching his head in pain) Ahhh.memories.. coming . back .must ..eat CHEESE.
Holly; Cheese?
Foaly: yes, slight mistake to the memory wiper, when they remember any thing they have a strange urge to eat cheese. (They all watch as Artemis slowly gets up spots Root then jumps on him, hands around his throughout)
Artemis: you basted you took away my memories, die like the midget you are!
Root: Help, he's killing me. F.. Foaly get the m.. m .. mud boy off(gasps between breaths as Foaly laughs like hell, and Holly checks her nails).
Unknown voice: SILENCE! I HAVE BROUGHT YOU ALL HEAR FOR. (at that moment Artemis finds a thick piece of electrical cable by his foot, he grins and pulls out a pair of wire cutters from his boxers)|CLICK! A VEry imp.., Hay! Who cut my god- all-mighty voice? (A person in long black cloak comes out of the trees holding a mike).
Everyone: who the heck are you?
Unknown: names Wolf(looks at every one) and as you are not all hear yet I'll explain later (Chinx suddenly comes running in)
Chinx: NOOOO, for once I actually had a chance of losing my virginity and I get transported into a forest. wearing nothing but green thong backwards (Holly shields eyes and screams in terror) and a huge pink pyramid for a hat! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Roots slaps Chinx hard and hands him his jacket suppressing a laugh.)
Holly: is that every one now?
Wolf: no. and Artemis can you please stop fantasising about Holly.
Artemis:(drops wrire cutters as his was putting them bak in his boxsers) what! I, I wasn't, how did you.( Artemis starts to look sheepish)
Wolf: I am all powerful and I can read your minds.
Holly:(looking aroused) really you. I mean( looks at Foaly and Root) how descusting.
Foaly: if you can really read minds then ( at that moment Butlar comes though the trees)
Butler: Artemis were the hell have you been and how did I get here? ( looks aroud sees Fairies then falls to the floor cluching his head and starts yelling for BLUE CHEESE)
Wolf: well now that every one who dosen't know my evil plot is here I. Hey, Root I didn't Know you were GAY.
Root: what I'm not, I'm really NOT.(turning redder usual)
Wolf: (falls to the floor in laughter) god I know your not, no-one as uptight as you could be, that's why you're a VIRGIN!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..
Root: (face in hands) its true it's horribly true!
Wolf: weight a minit( smiling evily) all fairies in the LEP are virgins!
Foaly: I'm not cos I'm a centur, any way after there first 100 years in the force... Root you've been in the force for 200 years why haven't you been laid
Root: (hands over face sobbing) I just haven't found the right person yet.
Artemis: (whispers to Holly) are you?
Holly: (turning red) offers not!( Artemis shrugs disappointedly and goes to the recovering Butler)
Wolf: (whispers to Holly) don't lie next time, I won't stay quiet.
OK I hoped you liked it, it's only the first chapter. Any way can one of you please tell my bloody brother to stop looking over my shoulder!!! Nex. * brother strangling me !!
Brother: Hey I helped you write some of this tale.!!!!!!
Ok now that, that's been said the Next chapter will be coming soon. My brother is already threatening me to start it.
Disclaimer: I own none of Eoin Colfers characters all I own is Bob the cheese guy, Fat Basted, Chaos. And of coarse my self, Wolf.
Sorry if this sucks.
Note from Brother (really!): Wolf was dropped on the head as a child, please forgive the following tale.
Wolf: O, thanks what a wonderful brother I have. So Bloody Well TRUTHFUL.
Brother: You No It Bitch!!
What the Hell?
In unknown Forest
Root: were are we, (spots Artemis Fowl II, standing two feet away wearing nothing but his boxers) Fowl I should have known!
Artemis: (mind wiped) who are you? And how did I get hear? (looks Root up and down).
Root: you know perfectly well who I am, y.(stops mid sentence because Holly hits him over the head).
Foaly: thank you Holly, Julius old boy, don't you remember you mind wiped the kid 2 years ago.
Holly: grown up a bit since then (Holly looks him up and down twice with a grin)!
Foaly: well now that he's seen us his memories should come back about. NOW.
Artemis; (suddenly falls to the floor clutching his head in pain) Ahhh.memories.. coming . back .must ..eat CHEESE.
Holly; Cheese?
Foaly: yes, slight mistake to the memory wiper, when they remember any thing they have a strange urge to eat cheese. (They all watch as Artemis slowly gets up spots Root then jumps on him, hands around his throughout)
Artemis: you basted you took away my memories, die like the midget you are!
Root: Help, he's killing me. F.. Foaly get the m.. m .. mud boy off(gasps between breaths as Foaly laughs like hell, and Holly checks her nails).
Unknown voice: SILENCE! I HAVE BROUGHT YOU ALL HEAR FOR. (at that moment Artemis finds a thick piece of electrical cable by his foot, he grins and pulls out a pair of wire cutters from his boxers)|CLICK! A VEry imp.., Hay! Who cut my god- all-mighty voice? (A person in long black cloak comes out of the trees holding a mike).
Everyone: who the heck are you?
Unknown: names Wolf(looks at every one) and as you are not all hear yet I'll explain later (Chinx suddenly comes running in)
Chinx: NOOOO, for once I actually had a chance of losing my virginity and I get transported into a forest. wearing nothing but green thong backwards (Holly shields eyes and screams in terror) and a huge pink pyramid for a hat! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Roots slaps Chinx hard and hands him his jacket suppressing a laugh.)
Holly: is that every one now?
Wolf: no. and Artemis can you please stop fantasising about Holly.
Artemis:(drops wrire cutters as his was putting them bak in his boxsers) what! I, I wasn't, how did you.( Artemis starts to look sheepish)
Wolf: I am all powerful and I can read your minds.
Holly:(looking aroused) really you. I mean( looks at Foaly and Root) how descusting.
Foaly: if you can really read minds then ( at that moment Butlar comes though the trees)
Butler: Artemis were the hell have you been and how did I get here? ( looks aroud sees Fairies then falls to the floor cluching his head and starts yelling for BLUE CHEESE)
Wolf: well now that every one who dosen't know my evil plot is here I. Hey, Root I didn't Know you were GAY.
Root: what I'm not, I'm really NOT.(turning redder usual)
Wolf: (falls to the floor in laughter) god I know your not, no-one as uptight as you could be, that's why you're a VIRGIN!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..
Root: (face in hands) its true it's horribly true!
Wolf: weight a minit( smiling evily) all fairies in the LEP are virgins!
Foaly: I'm not cos I'm a centur, any way after there first 100 years in the force... Root you've been in the force for 200 years why haven't you been laid
Root: (hands over face sobbing) I just haven't found the right person yet.
Artemis: (whispers to Holly) are you?
Holly: (turning red) offers not!( Artemis shrugs disappointedly and goes to the recovering Butler)
Wolf: (whispers to Holly) don't lie next time, I won't stay quiet.
OK I hoped you liked it, it's only the first chapter. Any way can one of you please tell my bloody brother to stop looking over my shoulder!!! Nex. * brother strangling me !!
Brother: Hey I helped you write some of this tale.!!!!!!
Ok now that, that's been said the Next chapter will be coming soon. My brother is already threatening me to start it.