Disclaimer: I do not own any of Eion Colfer's characters only Bob cheese
guy, Fat basted Chaos, and me. Please review so I can have another reason
for writing this other than, I'm bored.
Chaos And Cheese
Foaly: you still haven't tolled us why you have brought us here?
Wolf: (sitting on tree stump reading book, looks at Foaly) Oh yeah after the Virgin thing I totally forgot.
Artemis: (looking cureus) what are you reading?
Wolf: Tamora Piece Street Magic, its hilarios.(hands book to Arty)
Artemis:HILARIOS! Some one juyst got killed!
Wolf: I have a morbed sence of humor.
(suddenly a yellow fairy bust from the trees)
Bob C,G: Boss!(runs staight at Wolf) Boss please ,please I need more cheese. I cant live without it.
Root: Bobleknob? Is that you, I thought you were killed by that troll you kept as a pet.
Bob C,G: no, saddly Mr. Fluffy ran away and I was so upset that I ran away to the land above and became obsesed by Cheese!
Holly: why cheese, why is every one obsesed with CHEESE?
Foaly: do you think we could get back to the mad guy telling us why the hell we are here.
(Suddenly Massive and very LOUD Explosion rocks the clearing)
(Out Steps a sinister 8 foot tall shadowy humanoid with glowing red eyes)
Unknown: Ha Ha Ha, all bow before the all Mighty CHAOS!!!!!
Wolf: SHUT UP Brother, why do you always ruin my ideas and plans, YOU STUPID FREAK.
All: BROTHER?
Wolf: (sigh) Yes he's an arse, but he's my brother. Why are you here anywhay?
Chaos: I was bored fighting eight limbed demons spawned from the arse of SATAN!!!!! All: ???????!!!!!!!!!!!
Chaos: Why are you all listening to this short little moron, I have ten times the power of Wolf!!
Artemis: (quickly thinking) Prove It!
Chaos: I know you what your thinking, your sceme to make Wolf and I kill our selves won't work you little bastard.
Chinx: We've already seen Wolf read minds, HA HA HA!
Chaos: YOU FOOL TAKE THIS!!!!!
(Black energy shoots from Chaos's eyes and surrounds Chinx) ( Smoke clears and Chinx is left wearing a Pink TU TU)
Chinx: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, wait does this make me look fat(grinning).
ALL: Laugh (encluding Chaos but not Wolf).
Wolf: Why don't you use some real advanced magic I think the little twerp deserves it(snigers evily).
Holly: I thought you hated each other?
Wolf: No we just like confussing you!
All: Huh???
Chaos: We also enjoy testing our skills on those who annoy us!
Wolf: I will make Roots worst nightmare become a reality! HA HA HA!
(The being opens its mouth and Blue energy rushes out of it surrounding the unfortunet Root)
(Smoke clears)
All: Gasp (Bar Wolf Root and Chaos)
Root: What? Whats wrong? I feel fine!
Holly: you, you you're a MUD MAN, a verr large mud man!!
Root: (falls to the floor)NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Wolf: OK OK shut up I'll tern you back( cliks fingers and root terns back to nomal)
Chaos: my turn! Take this you silly horse with a man glued on! (Chaos produces a small red energy ball between his index finger and his thumb and throws it at Foaly. As the ball lands at Foarlys feet a small thermonuclear explosion surounds him!)
(Smoke clears)
Butler and Artemis Together: What did you do he's the same!
Choas: (laughs out loud) Foaly, what is the main function of a dicsonvalucler rehducgup generator when attached to a fluberyuacjer?
Foaly: I,IIIIIIIIIII don't know, what have you done?
Wolf: He lowerd your IQ by 300, you are now of average intelligence.
Foaly: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You Can't do this to me!
Wolf: how dose it feel to be stupid?(Foaly sobs loudly tears coming down like a waterfall ) Change him back, change him back its starting to floud!
Choas: help I cant swim!
Well that's the second chapter and just so you Know Chaos is actualy my brother in real life and helped to costruct this chapter, which I hope you will enjoy. By the way some things may seem mis-spelt because we are both English. And our spell cheacher broke down.
Thank you Kelaal for my first review and for being honest about my god awful spelling. Please continue to read my work.
THANK YOU!!
Chaos And Cheese
Foaly: you still haven't tolled us why you have brought us here?
Wolf: (sitting on tree stump reading book, looks at Foaly) Oh yeah after the Virgin thing I totally forgot.
Artemis: (looking cureus) what are you reading?
Wolf: Tamora Piece Street Magic, its hilarios.(hands book to Arty)
Artemis:HILARIOS! Some one juyst got killed!
Wolf: I have a morbed sence of humor.
(suddenly a yellow fairy bust from the trees)
Bob C,G: Boss!(runs staight at Wolf) Boss please ,please I need more cheese. I cant live without it.
Root: Bobleknob? Is that you, I thought you were killed by that troll you kept as a pet.
Bob C,G: no, saddly Mr. Fluffy ran away and I was so upset that I ran away to the land above and became obsesed by Cheese!
Holly: why cheese, why is every one obsesed with CHEESE?
Foaly: do you think we could get back to the mad guy telling us why the hell we are here.
(Suddenly Massive and very LOUD Explosion rocks the clearing)
(Out Steps a sinister 8 foot tall shadowy humanoid with glowing red eyes)
Unknown: Ha Ha Ha, all bow before the all Mighty CHAOS!!!!!
Wolf: SHUT UP Brother, why do you always ruin my ideas and plans, YOU STUPID FREAK.
All: BROTHER?
Wolf: (sigh) Yes he's an arse, but he's my brother. Why are you here anywhay?
Chaos: I was bored fighting eight limbed demons spawned from the arse of SATAN!!!!! All: ???????!!!!!!!!!!!
Chaos: Why are you all listening to this short little moron, I have ten times the power of Wolf!!
Artemis: (quickly thinking) Prove It!
Chaos: I know you what your thinking, your sceme to make Wolf and I kill our selves won't work you little bastard.
Chinx: We've already seen Wolf read minds, HA HA HA!
Chaos: YOU FOOL TAKE THIS!!!!!
(Black energy shoots from Chaos's eyes and surrounds Chinx) ( Smoke clears and Chinx is left wearing a Pink TU TU)
Chinx: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, wait does this make me look fat(grinning).
ALL: Laugh (encluding Chaos but not Wolf).
Wolf: Why don't you use some real advanced magic I think the little twerp deserves it(snigers evily).
Holly: I thought you hated each other?
Wolf: No we just like confussing you!
All: Huh???
Chaos: We also enjoy testing our skills on those who annoy us!
Wolf: I will make Roots worst nightmare become a reality! HA HA HA!
(The being opens its mouth and Blue energy rushes out of it surrounding the unfortunet Root)
(Smoke clears)
All: Gasp (Bar Wolf Root and Chaos)
Root: What? Whats wrong? I feel fine!
Holly: you, you you're a MUD MAN, a verr large mud man!!
Root: (falls to the floor)NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Wolf: OK OK shut up I'll tern you back( cliks fingers and root terns back to nomal)
Chaos: my turn! Take this you silly horse with a man glued on! (Chaos produces a small red energy ball between his index finger and his thumb and throws it at Foaly. As the ball lands at Foarlys feet a small thermonuclear explosion surounds him!)
(Smoke clears)
Butler and Artemis Together: What did you do he's the same!
Choas: (laughs out loud) Foaly, what is the main function of a dicsonvalucler rehducgup generator when attached to a fluberyuacjer?
Foaly: I,IIIIIIIIIII don't know, what have you done?
Wolf: He lowerd your IQ by 300, you are now of average intelligence.
Foaly: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You Can't do this to me!
Wolf: how dose it feel to be stupid?(Foaly sobs loudly tears coming down like a waterfall ) Change him back, change him back its starting to floud!
Choas: help I cant swim!
Well that's the second chapter and just so you Know Chaos is actualy my brother in real life and helped to costruct this chapter, which I hope you will enjoy. By the way some things may seem mis-spelt because we are both English. And our spell cheacher broke down.
Thank you Kelaal for my first review and for being honest about my god awful spelling. Please continue to read my work.
THANK YOU!!