wolf sitting in front of computer singing Jeepers Creepers, were did you get those peepers, *realises the words are coming up on screen* ,AHH, sorry I've just been watching the move and now I cant get it out of my head.

Nicole: how can you say my story is perverted ? is it just because I write the word Virgin. Holly B: thanks. I will be writing a lot more cos all my friends are off with one of their divorced parents.

Slime frog: THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have a fan!!(

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Wolf:( Still laughing evilly) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Chaos: uh..Wolf do you think you can stop the laughing and get on with the nightmare?

Wolf: yeah, sorry about that

Artemis: excuse me, but do you think I could have some cloths first I'm starting to get a bit chilly in just my boxers.

Holly:( mutters) you look fine to me.

Wolf: (Wolf looks at Holly then gets a good idea) sure Artemis, just stand still for a moment.( wolf points at Arty and then blue smoke surrounds him and Holly) (Smoke clears) A/N : just so you know this isn't Artys worst nightmare

All: WHAT THE HELL???!!!

Holly:(looks down at herself seeing that she is wearing not her LEP uniform but Artemis's boxers which are so large on her they come up to her shoulders) AHHHH!!!

Artemis: (know wearing Holly's uniform which is way to tight) help cant breath.
(Butler starts ripping at the uniform so Artemis could breath) Artemis: Ok I really don't think I am any better off from before(Artemis clutched to the remaining bit of LEP uniform around his thighs)

Butler: (towering over the non-frightened Wolf, trying to look menacing) give him his cloths or..

Wolf: or face the consequences, I know, I know, cant you people ever be original. Any way, to tell the truth, I really have no desire to look at Arty's pale, skinny lanky body!!! (Clicks fingers, thick black smoke surrounds Holly and Artemis)

(Smoke clears, Holly is left wearing a new LEP suit, and Artemis is now wearing a stylish GUCCI suit)

Root: wow! For a lunatic you defiantly have taste.(eyeing Arty's suit)

Wolf: you know with me always in this dark evil guy get up that is the first time any one has ever said that,(suddenly hugs root, now the colour of a tomato and sobs) thank you so much!!

(Chaos clears throught)

Wolf: er. yeah sorry about that er. emotional moment. Well, Artemis as you are now properly clothed can I please make your worst nightmare come true?(smile evilly)

Artemis: WHAT? You mean the whole cloths changing weren't the nightmare?

Chaos: if it was a nightmare then would my sibling give you the designer suit? Wolf do you think you can get on with it.

Wolf: Frankly I can't think of any thing to do to Arty, so I am just going to drop him from 100,000 feet in the air( waves to Artemis) Have FUN!!!

Arty: What no, no I a... (Arty suddenly disappears)

(100,000 up in the air Arty re-materialises and plummets downwards at an exceedingly fast pace!!!)

Artemis: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(deep breath) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (deep breath) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (deep breath) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(An inch from the ground Arty stops falling and hangs there still screaming loudly)

Arty: Stop! Stop! Put me down please!!

Chaos: Come on I think he scared enough!!

Wolf: OK

(Arty drops to the ground with a thud!)

Arty: Oweeeeeeeee!

Foaly: Did you say Oweeee?

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by the way, Chaos will be taking over for me while I'm off terrifying the other people at camp (smiles evilly, again) I just want to apologise in advance.

PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!