Chaos: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
WITH Wolf at camp I now rule the story and soon the WORLD!!! PREPARE FOR
UTTER CHAOS!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
(Chaos gets waked over the head with a tent pole, and falls from the
computer chair)
Chaos: what the???!!!
Wolf: I'M BAAAACK!! (wolf grins the usual evil grins and leans on the tent pole he used to hit Chaos.) did you miss me.
Chaos:(rubbing his sore head) hay! Why the hell are you back so early. You had at least a week.
Wolf: got cancelled, no other 'happy' campers left other than me.
Chaos: they left?
Wolf: no, I got hungry and had a little *BBQ*, thanks for letting me borrow your flame-thrower. Hay, I got you something (tossed Chaos a mug with the words *brother* in large letters around it and a little bit of writing on the bottom)
Chaos:(read )Brother, friend, and tormentor, cool! I'm I really your tormentor.(pulls hot tongs from the fire place)
Wolf:(sits down on computer chair) not really, it was other that or a bouncy egg.
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Lets Get Ready 2 Rumble!(with CHEESE)
Foaly: can we go yet?! haven't you two insane-asylum-runaways tormented use enough( rethinks what he just said) actually why don't you torment Beet Root a bit more maybe you could frighten a bit of fat off him!
Root: (steam coming off his face) you weight pony boy when we get back I am going to sheer you like a sheep!
Artemis: a coat made of centaur fur. Hay Julius, when you've sheered Foaly can I have the fur? Mother just loves the fur of endangered creatures.
Foaly: but I'm not endangered!
Wolf+Chaos:(unison) it could be arranged.
Artemis: well not endangered, but how many centaurs do you see every day.
Foaly: well.(calculating) when I have a family reunion about 486.
Artemis: above ground horse arse. (A/N: This has absolute nothing to do with the story OK all I want to say is any one a fan of the soap opera, Neighbours? If so prepare for all those idiotic characters to die, they are driving me crazy!! Why the hell dose the Queen of Demons/my mum, like that crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* Wolf picks up chair and through it at the TV* thanks for bearing with my absolute loathing of all Soaps) (
Butlar: hay Wolf who were you talking too?
Wolf: all those deranged people who have been kind enough to read this strange random plot of mine.
Chaos: And mine aswell!! Any way its now my turn to reack havok. (turns to Butler)Now lets see, what is a gient sized human fear? Hmmmm(Chaos thinks)
Wolf: that's a change.
Chaos: Ha! I know (cliks his fingeres and smoke encloses the whole forest)
(suddenly large spot lights turn on and every one find then selves in the front row seats in a wreserling arena serounded by chearing fans)
Chix: who are all thease people?
Wolf: condemed soles from hell, their on their lunch break.
Artemis: and why the hell are we hear? Butlers not afraid of wreserling he loves it, don't you Butler..(looks around) Butler.., were'd he go? (artemis starts to panick without his bodygard)
(suddenly all the lights tern off exsept the ones shining on the weserling ring. In the senter of the ring is Chaos dressed as a reff)
Chaos:(very loudly) Ladys and gentlmen, elves and elfetts, horse man.Welcom to the mach of the season!!! In the blue corner the man who was shot in the chest and lived the giant who beat a whole LEP unit single handed."
Root: (rubs his face) don't remind me.
Chaos: the body gard who never fails, BUTLER!!!!! (spotlight shins on Butler in the left corner of the ring dressed in a leartard desind to look like a butler suit)
All: YA, GO BUTLER WOOO, CHEAR!!!!!
Bob CG: YA GO BLUE CHEESE WOO... (cut mid chear as holly hits him over the head with a rubber chickin with a brick in it)
Chaos: (still very loudly) and in the red coner! Weighing in at close to three metric tons, the king sag, the man who spent eight months in an all you can eat just so he could get his moneys worth,and that was a whole $5.00,..FAT BASTERD!!!! ( spotlight shins on the most fatest man you'll ever see, he had about ten chins, flub hanging from his arms and legs, 20 rolls of fat and all he wore was a kilt)
All: (exsept Artemis and co') Fat Basterd, Go, Go, Fat Basterd!!
Bob CG: Blue Cheese, Go, Go. (holly hit him over the head with a real chickin who ate a brick)
Butler: ( suddenld shaking with fear) not not ,fat Basterd! the one who use to, to beat me up at school a and take my lunch money.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(while reading the next line please attempt a scottish accent, it makes it sound funnier.)
Fat B: Eye, tis me ittle Domy come over ear and I'll eat ya like a baby ( with each word butler shakes even more)
Chaos: the rules are there are no rules do what ever you want to each other!
Butler: no please no.....
Chaos: LLLLETS GGGGET RREADDY TO RRRRRUUUMBLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Butler runs to the edge of the area..
Butler: Please NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not him any one but him!
Artemis: You can beat anyone, get a hold of yourself!!!!!!!!
Fat B: Domy, ittle Domy come ovea ear, an I'l tie ya innou a knot. Oooo A ink I feel a fart cominga on, orrrrh it as gona be'a right smelly!!!
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All exept Fat B: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, make it stop, we can't breath!!!!!!!!!! ( all pass out exsept Fat B)
Fat B: Eye come on ita weren't at bad ya wimps ya sissy, ya, I a could eata you all fa breakfeast.
(Disgusted Fat Basterd stomps out of the arena in to forest)
Fat B: Ohh looke tis a wee squirrel, ohhhhhhh I coulda really go for a squirril right now!! Cama er ya ittle rodent iama gona eata ya.
(Fat B waddles off after the a terrified squirril)
(2 hours later Wolf,Chaos, Artemis and co wake up to find themselves back in the forest)
Chaos: that was unexpected.
Holly: Unespected! We were almost choched to death and all you say is that it was unexpected!
Wolf: well it was, me and Chaos can usaly withstand the most exsteam, like swimming in lava, breathing under water, flying, living with out oxygen; it seams the one thing we cant deal with is the magnechude of that fat gits fart.
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finaly you now how long this took me!! First I had to go to camp then a week arfter that we had to pack up all of the crap we own (mum never throughs any thing away) and move to a house serounded by posh gits. You Know how I hate posh gits. Also why are most packers so thick, I may as well go back in time and get a bunch of cave men, at least you could probaly understand them. Also one of them packed the cluster bomb ontop of my Mk. 84 bomb collection! How stupid is that when I told him to put it in with the C4 and Semtex!!!
Well any way this chapter is done and the next one will be up shorly PLEASE PLEASE REVEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For the one who asked for more blue cheese; ARE YOU HAPPY!!!
Chaos: what the???!!!
Wolf: I'M BAAAACK!! (wolf grins the usual evil grins and leans on the tent pole he used to hit Chaos.) did you miss me.
Chaos:(rubbing his sore head) hay! Why the hell are you back so early. You had at least a week.
Wolf: got cancelled, no other 'happy' campers left other than me.
Chaos: they left?
Wolf: no, I got hungry and had a little *BBQ*, thanks for letting me borrow your flame-thrower. Hay, I got you something (tossed Chaos a mug with the words *brother* in large letters around it and a little bit of writing on the bottom)
Chaos:(read )Brother, friend, and tormentor, cool! I'm I really your tormentor.(pulls hot tongs from the fire place)
Wolf:(sits down on computer chair) not really, it was other that or a bouncy egg.
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Lets Get Ready 2 Rumble!(with CHEESE)
Foaly: can we go yet?! haven't you two insane-asylum-runaways tormented use enough( rethinks what he just said) actually why don't you torment Beet Root a bit more maybe you could frighten a bit of fat off him!
Root: (steam coming off his face) you weight pony boy when we get back I am going to sheer you like a sheep!
Artemis: a coat made of centaur fur. Hay Julius, when you've sheered Foaly can I have the fur? Mother just loves the fur of endangered creatures.
Foaly: but I'm not endangered!
Wolf+Chaos:(unison) it could be arranged.
Artemis: well not endangered, but how many centaurs do you see every day.
Foaly: well.(calculating) when I have a family reunion about 486.
Artemis: above ground horse arse. (A/N: This has absolute nothing to do with the story OK all I want to say is any one a fan of the soap opera, Neighbours? If so prepare for all those idiotic characters to die, they are driving me crazy!! Why the hell dose the Queen of Demons/my mum, like that crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* Wolf picks up chair and through it at the TV* thanks for bearing with my absolute loathing of all Soaps) (
Butlar: hay Wolf who were you talking too?
Wolf: all those deranged people who have been kind enough to read this strange random plot of mine.
Chaos: And mine aswell!! Any way its now my turn to reack havok. (turns to Butler)Now lets see, what is a gient sized human fear? Hmmmm(Chaos thinks)
Wolf: that's a change.
Chaos: Ha! I know (cliks his fingeres and smoke encloses the whole forest)
(suddenly large spot lights turn on and every one find then selves in the front row seats in a wreserling arena serounded by chearing fans)
Chix: who are all thease people?
Wolf: condemed soles from hell, their on their lunch break.
Artemis: and why the hell are we hear? Butlers not afraid of wreserling he loves it, don't you Butler..(looks around) Butler.., were'd he go? (artemis starts to panick without his bodygard)
(suddenly all the lights tern off exsept the ones shining on the weserling ring. In the senter of the ring is Chaos dressed as a reff)
Chaos:(very loudly) Ladys and gentlmen, elves and elfetts, horse man.Welcom to the mach of the season!!! In the blue corner the man who was shot in the chest and lived the giant who beat a whole LEP unit single handed."
Root: (rubs his face) don't remind me.
Chaos: the body gard who never fails, BUTLER!!!!! (spotlight shins on Butler in the left corner of the ring dressed in a leartard desind to look like a butler suit)
All: YA, GO BUTLER WOOO, CHEAR!!!!!
Bob CG: YA GO BLUE CHEESE WOO... (cut mid chear as holly hits him over the head with a rubber chickin with a brick in it)
Chaos: (still very loudly) and in the red coner! Weighing in at close to three metric tons, the king sag, the man who spent eight months in an all you can eat just so he could get his moneys worth,and that was a whole $5.00,..FAT BASTERD!!!! ( spotlight shins on the most fatest man you'll ever see, he had about ten chins, flub hanging from his arms and legs, 20 rolls of fat and all he wore was a kilt)
All: (exsept Artemis and co') Fat Basterd, Go, Go, Fat Basterd!!
Bob CG: Blue Cheese, Go, Go. (holly hit him over the head with a real chickin who ate a brick)
Butler: ( suddenld shaking with fear) not not ,fat Basterd! the one who use to, to beat me up at school a and take my lunch money.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(while reading the next line please attempt a scottish accent, it makes it sound funnier.)
Fat B: Eye, tis me ittle Domy come over ear and I'll eat ya like a baby ( with each word butler shakes even more)
Chaos: the rules are there are no rules do what ever you want to each other!
Butler: no please no.....
Chaos: LLLLETS GGGGET RREADDY TO RRRRRUUUMBLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Butler runs to the edge of the area..
Butler: Please NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not him any one but him!
Artemis: You can beat anyone, get a hold of yourself!!!!!!!!
Fat B: Domy, ittle Domy come ovea ear, an I'l tie ya innou a knot. Oooo A ink I feel a fart cominga on, orrrrh it as gona be'a right smelly!!!
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All exept Fat B: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, make it stop, we can't breath!!!!!!!!!! ( all pass out exsept Fat B)
Fat B: Eye come on ita weren't at bad ya wimps ya sissy, ya, I a could eata you all fa breakfeast.
(Disgusted Fat Basterd stomps out of the arena in to forest)
Fat B: Ohh looke tis a wee squirrel, ohhhhhhh I coulda really go for a squirril right now!! Cama er ya ittle rodent iama gona eata ya.
(Fat B waddles off after the a terrified squirril)
(2 hours later Wolf,Chaos, Artemis and co wake up to find themselves back in the forest)
Chaos: that was unexpected.
Holly: Unespected! We were almost choched to death and all you say is that it was unexpected!
Wolf: well it was, me and Chaos can usaly withstand the most exsteam, like swimming in lava, breathing under water, flying, living with out oxygen; it seams the one thing we cant deal with is the magnechude of that fat gits fart.
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finaly you now how long this took me!! First I had to go to camp then a week arfter that we had to pack up all of the crap we own (mum never throughs any thing away) and move to a house serounded by posh gits. You Know how I hate posh gits. Also why are most packers so thick, I may as well go back in time and get a bunch of cave men, at least you could probaly understand them. Also one of them packed the cluster bomb ontop of my Mk. 84 bomb collection! How stupid is that when I told him to put it in with the C4 and Semtex!!!
Well any way this chapter is done and the next one will be up shorly PLEASE PLEASE REVEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For the one who asked for more blue cheese; ARE YOU HAPPY!!!