Chapter 2

Gordo walked down the stairs with his camcorder. Lizzie and Miranda spotted him and walked over. By then Gordo was staring at it and laughing. "Hey Gordo. Catch any new footage?" Lizzie asked.

"You bet. Look at this." Gordo still laughing, rewound the tape and then showed it to Lizzie and Miranda.

"Wait, is that Sarah Manelly?" Miranda said in shock.

"Pulling out a wedgie?" Lizzie finished.

"It looks that way." Gordo said still getting a kick out of what he caught on tape.

"Ew! I just lent her my favorite pen forth period." Lizzie and Gordo laughed at Miranda. "I so do not want that back."

"It looks like it's going pretty well then." Lizzie said with a smile. "So what else have you got on there?"

"Well I got 5 minutes of Ethan digging for lint in his bellybutton, Claire sniffing her underarms, two football players exchanging members from the Fluffy Fluff collection, and a lot of other weird and unusual things." Gordo completed.

Both girls laughed. "I can't believe how many secrets, lies, and embarrassing things go on around here." Lizzie said.

Gordo shook his head with a smile. "Isn't it great?"

Gordo started fast-forwarding through his video checking out more footage he caught while smiling to himself. Lizzie just shook her head, and started a conversation with Miranda.

"Hey Miranda, where were you sixth period? You just disappeared." Lizzie asked.

"You would never believe what happened." Miranda started. "I was on my way to gym class when I dropped my pencil bag and everything fell out. So, I bent down to pick it up, and my pants totally split in two!" Miranda ended with a slightly red complexion.

Lizzie put her hand over her mouth. "That's horrible. That's worse than the time when you-"

Miranda cut her off. "Oh, please don't remind me." She shook at the thought of it. "I spent the whole period in the nurses office waiting for my mom to bring me pants." She took a deep breath. "I'm just glad no one saw it happen. I would die of the embarrassment."

"Are you sure of that Miranda?" Gordo pointed towards his camcorder. "Because it looks like my cam got a pretty clear shot of it." Miranda's mouth dropped.

"Are you serious?" Miranda yelled in disbelief. Everyone in the hall paused and stared at her. She lowered her voice and whispered. "I mean, are you serious?!"

Lizzie stared at the camera in shock. "Oh, I think he's quite serious." Miranda finally caught a glimpse of the video.

"Oh my gosh. Gordo, how could you?" She was embarrassed.

"Hey, I just laid the camera down. I didn't know it was going to record that." Gordo laughed.

"You're not going to use that in your video, are you?" Lizzie asked. "That would be harsh."

Gordo shrugged. "You never know." Both Lizzie and Miranda's jaw dropped.

Miranda was in shock. She never thought an answer like that would come out of his mouth. "You never know? You never know?" She repeated. "Gordo I wouldn't be able to show my face at school! I can't believe you would do that to me. That's too embarrassing."

"It wouldn't be too embarrassing for someone else though, would it?" Gordo asked sarcastically. "You guys laughed and complimented me on the idea when you didn't think you would be caught on tape. Now that it is you, you're not laughing anymore."

"Gordo, don't be like that." Lizzie argued.

"Like what?" Gordo questioned dumbfounded.

"Like a totall dirk." Lizzie said. "I mean, you're Miranda's best friend."

"And you guys are totall hypocrites."

"You mean, was his bestfriend." Miranda shook her head in disbelief. "Come on Lizzie, my mom's waiting for us outside."

Next chapter will be up shortly after this one.