Hello guess what? MY BEST FRIEND GONA HELP WITH STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!( along with Chaos) I know with me being all evil you thought I had no friends but she is as insane as I and she is a fucking boffin so there wont be as many spelling mistakes

THANKS FOR REVIEWS!! I LOVE YOU SLIME FROG AND YES I DID TAKE FAT B FROM AUSTIN POWERS

(FIRE THE FRICKIN "LASER") 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

Tiger

Root: get me out of here!!!!! I've been choked, drowned and turned into a MUD MAN.

Chaos: you have also been burnt.

Root: no I haven't.

Wolf: you have now ( wolf throws a ball of fire at root. Root starts running around in circles)

Root: MY BUTT!!.MY BUTT!!. MY BUTT IS ON FIRE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ( every one bursts into laughter no one helps Root)

another unknown voice: You're doing it all WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All: who the hell is that???!!!!

(a distorted figure emerges from the bushes)

Thing: Oh CRAP! I left on my Halloween makeup!! (rubs off make up) Without it I am the most beautiful natures-goddess!!!!!

Wolf: yeah, beautiful goddess from hags hill (every one snorts with laughter) Hi tiger what the hell took you so long.

Tiger: well, the traffic was awful on the A27... I've only got a corsa! You're lucky, you can materialise money out of thin air!

Artemis: you can! ( looks at eagerly at wolf) how about you be my business partner.

Wolf: (ignoring Arty) making money is fine but mums got a restriction on that damn Power, and anyway I got on my Harly V-Rod and I wasn't late.

Chaos: you weren't late because you started this whole damn thing!

Tiger: You should keep an eye on fire... Look at old fire-arse over there! (Root is still on fire screaming, and nobody cares)

Butler: Root can you shut up your giving me head ache!!

Root: I'M ON FIRE!!!! MY BUTT HAS BLOODY MELTED!!

Tiger : Oh shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Tiger fires water at Root, who sighs in gratitude)Anyway, as I said before, you were killing him all wrong. You should bury him alive, then he gives nature what nature gave to him.

Chix: what is it with you and nature(eyes her up and down) why don't you and I go out some time sweet thing.

Tiger: (looks down evilly at Chix) Virgins should die.eat shit!!!! (a large pile of shit appears in the sky and Chix is surrounded in crap) You dare insult NATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

Foaly: I see you are a bit touchy about that subject.

Chaos: Gorgonzola pie with roast centaur , urm good!!!! You fucking twats why don't you all just ram your heads up each others arses and sing "I like big butts".

(Chaos stops off in a huff!!!)

Artemis: (to wolf) what's wrong with him?

Wolf: he's only had 2 lines in this chapter and he's really pissed off. (every one shrugs)

ALL: (SINGING) "I like big butts and I cannot lie,

You other bro's can't deny,

When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist,

And a round thing in your face,

You get SPRUNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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My god we need to calm down any way my friends leaving now and I bored.What do you think of my one and only friend soon to be shot wit a bb gun by chaos

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