I AM BORED!!!! And I go back to school tomorrow! Well I might not be so
bored then but still SCHOOL and Tiger my best mate she's gone and moved to
another school. What the hell I'm I to do in class and how the hell am I to
survive in French! The only way I got to the top class in French is by
copying her answers! Sorry I'm really pissed off, Oh and my favourite
teachers leaving he was the only one with a sense of humour.
Chaos: SHUT UP AND GET ON WITH THE STORY!!!!!! I HAVE TO GO TO BLOODY COLLEGE!!!!!!!!!
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Pissed Off !
Bob CG: Cheese I NEED CHEESE!!(flings himself at Wolf) please boss give me cheese!
Wolf: OK, OK, here( throws large wedge of cheese to Bob) Knock you self out.
Bob: (cuddling the cheese) yes boss (runs head first at a tree literally knocking himself out)
Holly: takes things seriously don't he?
Chaos: only what Wolf tells him, all because he gives him cheese.
Foaly: (disappointedly) your back.
Chaos: yeah why else would any one read this stuff with out me?
Artemis: because I'm here.
All: What???!!!
Artemis: well the main web site it about me isn't so with out me this story wouldn't exists.
Wolf: NO,( shouting as a small grey squirrel runs by) with out ME this story wouldn't exists cos. I created this whole seen, this whole plot!!
(Argument is cut short but a sudden, large thing emerging from the forest)
Fat B: oh com on ya ittle rodent me legs won't a go at fast. Ou need too slow down so a can eat ya!
Butler: AHHHHHHH(faints on top of Arty in fear)
Artemis: HELP! I'm being crushed.
Wolf: hay it's the fat git who knocked us out! Fat B: (just noticing all the other people in the clearing and forgets about the squirrel) Ay oo are ou? ( sees the fairies) ittle children are bigger than squirrels, come ter daddy ittly kiddys and get in me belly! ( fat Basted waddled towards Holly)
Artemis:NOOOOOOOOOO( some how with a sudden bust of strength Artemis gets out from under Butler and pushes holly out of the way gust as Fat B makes a grab for her. Fat Basted grabs Arty and sticks his head into his mouth thinking him to be Holly)
Holly: ARTEIMS ( runs at fat B to try and knock him over, just to bounce right of his flub)
Foaly: KICK THE GIT IN THE NUTS!!!
Holly: (really pissed off dose more than kick him in the nuts she gets out her gun puts it on kill and fry's them) SPIT HIM OUT!
Fat B: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ME DICK OU BURNT ME DICK OFF
(Artemis fall from his grip head and shoulders covered in spit and saliva)
Artemis: oh gross! I'm going to have nightmares for weeks about that twats decaying molars and Septic Breath!!!!!!!!!
Wolf: (to Chaos) brother?
Chaos: yes?
Wolf: you thinking what I'm thing
Chaos:(reads wolf's mind and smiles) now I am, on 3?
Wolf: shur, 1.
Chaos:.2.
Together: 3!!!!(both Wolf and Chaos shot black smoke ant the deranged Fat Basted)
(smoke clears all gasp Fat Basted was no longer fat no longer male ether. Fat basted had been turned into a skiny little blond girl called Mary-Sue)
Mary-Sue: MY FAT MY WONDERFUL FAT. AND I'M A GIRL! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (Mary-sue, formaly fat basted runs into forest crying like a little baby) (A/N: just so you know I hat all Mary-sue's they get on my nerve they all should DIE!) 222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222
sorry I know that was short but I have to get ready for school. yep even evil geniuses have to study
Wolf starts to singing breaking the habit by Linkin Park
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORTH FIGHTING FOR OR WHY I HAVE TO SCREAM"
"I DON'T KNOW WHY I INSTIGATE AND SAY THINGS I DON'T MEAN"
"I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT THIS WAY I KNOW ITS NOT ALL RIGHT"
"SO I'M BBBBRRRREAKING THE HHHHBBBIT,"
"I'M BBBBRRRAKING THE HHHHBBBIT,"
"TONIGHT!"
PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chaos: SHUT UP AND GET ON WITH THE STORY!!!!!! I HAVE TO GO TO BLOODY COLLEGE!!!!!!!!!
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Pissed Off !
Bob CG: Cheese I NEED CHEESE!!(flings himself at Wolf) please boss give me cheese!
Wolf: OK, OK, here( throws large wedge of cheese to Bob) Knock you self out.
Bob: (cuddling the cheese) yes boss (runs head first at a tree literally knocking himself out)
Holly: takes things seriously don't he?
Chaos: only what Wolf tells him, all because he gives him cheese.
Foaly: (disappointedly) your back.
Chaos: yeah why else would any one read this stuff with out me?
Artemis: because I'm here.
All: What???!!!
Artemis: well the main web site it about me isn't so with out me this story wouldn't exists.
Wolf: NO,( shouting as a small grey squirrel runs by) with out ME this story wouldn't exists cos. I created this whole seen, this whole plot!!
(Argument is cut short but a sudden, large thing emerging from the forest)
Fat B: oh com on ya ittle rodent me legs won't a go at fast. Ou need too slow down so a can eat ya!
Butler: AHHHHHHH(faints on top of Arty in fear)
Artemis: HELP! I'm being crushed.
Wolf: hay it's the fat git who knocked us out! Fat B: (just noticing all the other people in the clearing and forgets about the squirrel) Ay oo are ou? ( sees the fairies) ittle children are bigger than squirrels, come ter daddy ittly kiddys and get in me belly! ( fat Basted waddled towards Holly)
Artemis:NOOOOOOOOOO( some how with a sudden bust of strength Artemis gets out from under Butler and pushes holly out of the way gust as Fat B makes a grab for her. Fat Basted grabs Arty and sticks his head into his mouth thinking him to be Holly)
Holly: ARTEIMS ( runs at fat B to try and knock him over, just to bounce right of his flub)
Foaly: KICK THE GIT IN THE NUTS!!!
Holly: (really pissed off dose more than kick him in the nuts she gets out her gun puts it on kill and fry's them) SPIT HIM OUT!
Fat B: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ME DICK OU BURNT ME DICK OFF
(Artemis fall from his grip head and shoulders covered in spit and saliva)
Artemis: oh gross! I'm going to have nightmares for weeks about that twats decaying molars and Septic Breath!!!!!!!!!
Wolf: (to Chaos) brother?
Chaos: yes?
Wolf: you thinking what I'm thing
Chaos:(reads wolf's mind and smiles) now I am, on 3?
Wolf: shur, 1.
Chaos:.2.
Together: 3!!!!(both Wolf and Chaos shot black smoke ant the deranged Fat Basted)
(smoke clears all gasp Fat Basted was no longer fat no longer male ether. Fat basted had been turned into a skiny little blond girl called Mary-Sue)
Mary-Sue: MY FAT MY WONDERFUL FAT. AND I'M A GIRL! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (Mary-sue, formaly fat basted runs into forest crying like a little baby) (A/N: just so you know I hat all Mary-sue's they get on my nerve they all should DIE!) 222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222
sorry I know that was short but I have to get ready for school. yep even evil geniuses have to study
Wolf starts to singing breaking the habit by Linkin Park
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORTH FIGHTING FOR OR WHY I HAVE TO SCREAM"
"I DON'T KNOW WHY I INSTIGATE AND SAY THINGS I DON'T MEAN"
"I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT THIS WAY I KNOW ITS NOT ALL RIGHT"
"SO I'M BBBBRRRREAKING THE HHHHBBBIT,"
"I'M BBBBRRRAKING THE HHHHBBBIT,"
"TONIGHT!"
PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!