God I hate school! Its so boring and why my school starts the first day of
school on a Friday is beyond me. Sigh I was hoping the people at school
would have got more brain cells over the holiday but that was only a cruel
dream, THERE ALL STILL AS THICK AS BRICKS COVERED IN 2 METERS OF IRON AND A
GALLON OF
SYRUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Artemis: Butler?.(shaking butler who was still in a faint) wake up Butler.(Artemis thinks of something) AHHHHHHHHH HELP I'M BEING SHOT AT!!!!!!! (Butler fly's to his feet)
Butler: ARTEMIS! I'LL Save.(looks around) you?(starts to wonder why every one including Arty are laughing at him)
Artemis: sorry Dom how else was I to get you up?
Butler; (feeling very imbarest for fainting) an alarm clock would have worked.
Holly: I am hungry.
Root: so am I
Artemis: all I have had is dinner
Root: but your dinner could probably feed an army! Not all of us are rich Fowl!!
Artemis: actually all I had was a tuna sandwich the chef got sick
(A/N I know butler can cook and all I just couldn't be bothered. don't flame me)
Chaos: (to the person who is reading this) Any reference in the following lines referring to famous fast food restaurant is highly irrelevant and does not mean that we are trying to promote anything so all you fuckers can go bugger you selves sideways so there!!!!
Foaly: can you two stop talking to your selves! Any way what do you 2 demons eat dragons, worms, and dead souls. Fat people, small rodents,.(looks at Root) BEET ROOTS.
Chaos: No, actually we enjoy such things as the pancreases of a small child, jellied eyes, scabs, puss. you know the normal stuff.
Wolf: Do Not forget the spleens of the over 50's!
(All begin to throw-up. Ten minutes or gut wrenching mucus later.)
Chix: REALLY!
Chaos: NO OF COURSE NOT YOU DAMN VIRGIN!!!!! We usually just go to Burger King.
Wolf: Pizza OK?
Artemis: YEAH!!!!
(wolf pulls mobile phone from cloak and throws it to Chaos who punches in several numbers)
Chaos:(Ring...ring.ring.they pick up) Hi Dave. Yeah its me. the 10 of the usual.got guests. yeah the forest.ok. yeah.uh hu...next week then. ok ...bye love ya.
(every one looks strangely at Chaos)
Chaos: what?
Foaly: Dave. love ya?
Chaos: hu. oh you think.I'M NOT GAY!! Dave's a girl she works at the pizza take-away near here. I went out with her two years age but were still good friends. Look she fixes my car and Dave is what her dad would have called her if she was a boy and Rosy-Jane is not a name that suits her so SHUT UP OR I'LL BURN YOU"!!!! AND I'M NOT GAY!!
Wolf: he was gay once but that lasted for thirteen seconds. (grins evilly) or so he said. (Chaos starts to smoke)
Chaos: THAT DOSE IT!!!(Chaos sets a nuclear explosion around Wolf)
All:(but wolf and chaos) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Wolf gets propelled 10 meters in the air and lands with a thud)
Wolf: (calmly brushing dust from robes) you know that doesn't work Chaos but then again neither dose this(large bolder lands on Chaos) (Chaos reappears next to bolder rubbing his head)
Chaos:(glowing red)YOUR GOING DOWN!(large army suddenly appears behind Chaos)
Wolf: BRING IT ON (army as equaly as large behind Wolf)
Wolf+Chaos: CHARGE!
Lord white wolf: PIZZA!!
(Armies disappear in a cold of smoke)
Chaos: shake on it, friends?(gives wolf his hand)
Wolf: friends (they shake hands)
Butler: god it would be good if the war on Iraq could be settled so easily as that.
Lord white wolf: Hi I am the delivery guy you ordered 10 pizzas right?
Wolf: yeah thanks.(takes pizzas)
Lord white wolf: hay what about the money.
Wolf: Oh isn't your life to much(smiles evilly as a ball a flames starts to grow in wolfs hand)
Lord white wolf: no that'll be fine see yeah (runs back into forest)
Foaly: What's the usually?
Wolf: Oh you know the usually... Snails, slugs, vomit, what's left from the a septic tank and errrr, oh yeah what ever they can dig up from the crematory
(ALL BEGIN TO PUKE AGAIN)
Chaos: Stop! IT'S A JOKE YOU TWATS!!! The usual is cheese and pepperoni.
All: Ohhhh. FOOD!!!
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so what do you think good, crap, just some strange pile of Bollix
Lord white wolf you asked to be in the story there you go Happy, Pissed off?
Why I'm I giving alternative answers to every thing, cos I'm strange, demented , totally INSANE I DON'T KNOW
PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I cant think of a title ok. I'm trying to write a page every day till I get bored of this story.
Artemis: Butler?.(shaking butler who was still in a faint) wake up Butler.(Artemis thinks of something) AHHHHHHHHH HELP I'M BEING SHOT AT!!!!!!! (Butler fly's to his feet)
Butler: ARTEMIS! I'LL Save.(looks around) you?(starts to wonder why every one including Arty are laughing at him)
Artemis: sorry Dom how else was I to get you up?
Butler; (feeling very imbarest for fainting) an alarm clock would have worked.
Holly: I am hungry.
Root: so am I
Artemis: all I have had is dinner
Root: but your dinner could probably feed an army! Not all of us are rich Fowl!!
Artemis: actually all I had was a tuna sandwich the chef got sick
(A/N I know butler can cook and all I just couldn't be bothered. don't flame me)
Chaos: (to the person who is reading this) Any reference in the following lines referring to famous fast food restaurant is highly irrelevant and does not mean that we are trying to promote anything so all you fuckers can go bugger you selves sideways so there!!!!
Foaly: can you two stop talking to your selves! Any way what do you 2 demons eat dragons, worms, and dead souls. Fat people, small rodents,.(looks at Root) BEET ROOTS.
Chaos: No, actually we enjoy such things as the pancreases of a small child, jellied eyes, scabs, puss. you know the normal stuff.
Wolf: Do Not forget the spleens of the over 50's!
(All begin to throw-up. Ten minutes or gut wrenching mucus later.)
Chix: REALLY!
Chaos: NO OF COURSE NOT YOU DAMN VIRGIN!!!!! We usually just go to Burger King.
Wolf: Pizza OK?
Artemis: YEAH!!!!
(wolf pulls mobile phone from cloak and throws it to Chaos who punches in several numbers)
Chaos:(Ring...ring.ring.they pick up) Hi Dave. Yeah its me. the 10 of the usual.got guests. yeah the forest.ok. yeah.uh hu...next week then. ok ...bye love ya.
(every one looks strangely at Chaos)
Chaos: what?
Foaly: Dave. love ya?
Chaos: hu. oh you think.I'M NOT GAY!! Dave's a girl she works at the pizza take-away near here. I went out with her two years age but were still good friends. Look she fixes my car and Dave is what her dad would have called her if she was a boy and Rosy-Jane is not a name that suits her so SHUT UP OR I'LL BURN YOU"!!!! AND I'M NOT GAY!!
Wolf: he was gay once but that lasted for thirteen seconds. (grins evilly) or so he said. (Chaos starts to smoke)
Chaos: THAT DOSE IT!!!(Chaos sets a nuclear explosion around Wolf)
All:(but wolf and chaos) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Wolf gets propelled 10 meters in the air and lands with a thud)
Wolf: (calmly brushing dust from robes) you know that doesn't work Chaos but then again neither dose this(large bolder lands on Chaos) (Chaos reappears next to bolder rubbing his head)
Chaos:(glowing red)YOUR GOING DOWN!(large army suddenly appears behind Chaos)
Wolf: BRING IT ON (army as equaly as large behind Wolf)
Wolf+Chaos: CHARGE!
Lord white wolf: PIZZA!!
(Armies disappear in a cold of smoke)
Chaos: shake on it, friends?(gives wolf his hand)
Wolf: friends (they shake hands)
Butler: god it would be good if the war on Iraq could be settled so easily as that.
Lord white wolf: Hi I am the delivery guy you ordered 10 pizzas right?
Wolf: yeah thanks.(takes pizzas)
Lord white wolf: hay what about the money.
Wolf: Oh isn't your life to much(smiles evilly as a ball a flames starts to grow in wolfs hand)
Lord white wolf: no that'll be fine see yeah (runs back into forest)
Foaly: What's the usually?
Wolf: Oh you know the usually... Snails, slugs, vomit, what's left from the a septic tank and errrr, oh yeah what ever they can dig up from the crematory
(ALL BEGIN TO PUKE AGAIN)
Chaos: Stop! IT'S A JOKE YOU TWATS!!! The usual is cheese and pepperoni.
All: Ohhhh. FOOD!!!
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so what do you think good, crap, just some strange pile of Bollix
Lord white wolf you asked to be in the story there you go Happy, Pissed off?
Why I'm I giving alternative answers to every thing, cos I'm strange, demented , totally INSANE I DON'T KNOW
PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!