Who wants to blow up school? or dissect all the bloody fucking prefects who
give me a fucking detention for not tucking in my fucking shirt!!!!!! GOD,
THEY REMIND ME OF DRACO MALFOY IN ORDER OF THE FUCKING PHOENIX!!! I don't
know about you but do any prefects in other schools tell you to some thing
then they do the other. Its just I'M late for class as it is and then these
two slutty year 11 (16yrs) girls, ties down to there stomachs shirts out
and chewing fucking bubble gum come waltzing up ordering me to this and to
do that or they will give me a D(thanks to our principal's new bright idea
for giving them that power). So in my usually way I tell them to go shove
there heads up there ass and move out the way. AND I THEN HAD TO SPEND MY
LUNCH TIME IN DETENTION!
Hi its me Chaos, This is a true story!!
I was once a prefect; I had my red trimming round my blazer and a nice black tie. But I never did my duty (stopping to many people from going into the lunch hall and I never kissed up to the fucking teacher). It probably didn't help that I told the woman in charge of the prefects that they were all fucking wankers or the fact that my head of house, Stuart, was a wanker and a Mormon, I took the piss out of his crappy religion and called him HITLER!! So they kicked me off after 5 months and I spent the rest of the year swearing at them and making fun of Stubby Pete (Stuart, that Mormon scum!!!!)
Wolf: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND YOU SAY I RAMBLE TOO MUCH ABOUT THAT GOD AWFUL SCHOOL!! sorry I will finally get on with the story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What???!!!!
(Bob cheese guy at the far edge of the clearing rubbing his fat belly)
Bob CG: I am going to burst but who in their right mind's would not eat 2 tones of dreamy, delicious cheese ice cream
Holly: me I think I am going to be sick
Artemis: I am going to be sick( runs to some bushes and starts to vomit all the pizza that had landed in his mouth)
Chix: you know holly you look really sexy and delicious covered in pizza can I lick some off ?
(Guess what? Yep you guessed right Chix is once again flying into yet another tree with the cartilage of his nose splintering right up in to his head (I would say into his brain 'if' he had one) and is now dead)
ALL:( all sing) CEEEEEEELEBRATE GOOD TIMEs COME ON! DO, DO, DO, DO,...do, do, do, DOOO DOOOOOOO!!!! It's a celebration!!!!
( Suddenly blue sparks start flying around Chix and every one realises he's not dead for his magic is repairing the damage)
Root: D'Artiv for a second there I thought we were rid of him.
Foaly: it was all but a cruel, cruel dream.
(Holly now crying for the fact that she will never get rid of the sex mad perverted VIRGIN pixy)
Chaos: (grinning evilly) Ya know I could take his magic away from him and you could hit him again if you want!!!!
Foaly: No he's one of us, well sort of, anyway he'll probably die trying to save some pixie in distress or something!
(Wolf walks up behind to Bob and pulls out a 2 inch needle) Wolf: Oi!! Bob time to go bye bye!
(Everyone turns!)
Bob: Huh!
Wolf shoves the needle into bobs fat belly!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chaos: That gets rid of one problem! (As bobs hits Mach 8 and heads off into a polar orbit!)
Artemis: OK now that isn't technically possible but. HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT!
Wolf: needle out of pocket, shove needle into Bob and BOOM! No more cheeses obsessed twat. God, and your supposed to be a genius.
Artemis: (offended) I am, but that's not logical!
Chaos: what are you, ya twat, a Vulcan?
All: hu??!!
Chaos: what??!! So I watch Star Trek!!
(Arty eges over to Holly)
Artemis: (whispers to Holly) when they let us go do you want to come back to my place. just for tea. or some thing (starts to get a bit of colour into his vampire face)
Holly: (blushing) yeah OK.
Wolf:(reading their minds and starts to singing softly) "Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near"( then ' because I don't know the rest of the song' starts to sing loudly) SEX BOMB, SEX BOMB, YOU'RE MY SEX BOMB YOU.... (chaos whacks wolf in the face to stop the god awful singing)
Chaos: you know I wouldn't be surprised if someone hired you as a demolition service, that voice will knock down mountains!
Wolf; (grinning) thank you.
(foaly sees a fat cable hanging down from a tree wondering what would happen if it was cut he cut it with the wire cutters Arty had dropped in the first chapter,. Every thing goes Dark)
Chix: AHHHHHN I'm afraid, holly hold me.
Root: get off me! Who turned off the sun.
Wolf: OK who's the twat who cut off the sun! WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND CUTTING MY EQUIPMENT! Do you now how long that took me to set up!!
Foaly: I think that was me.
Wolf: you basterd, (tries to hit foay but as wolf cant see, hits Chaos)
Chose: ow that hurt (tries to punch wolf but hits Butler) (turns into an unseen battle every one hitting blindly, so as its unseen I cant really describe it)
Root: HAY THAT HURT.
Foaly: LET GO OF MY TAIL!!
Wolf: GET OFF MY CLOAK!
Chaos: GET OFF ME!!
(some how the sun flickers back on. Every one rubs their eyes and looks around. In shock all eyes fall on Artemis and Holly who, while every one was fighting in the dark, had sneaked to the corner and locked lips with each other, now trying to get each others clothe off)
Chaos: when the cats away the mice will play,.. Or make out, ether way
Root: SHORT!! ( they leap away like startled bunnies)
Arty/ holly: AHHHHH what nooo no no nooo nada noo noooo we I mean er he she sa aurm, Oh shit!
Chix: (crying his eyes out) waaaa! You broke my heart! What dose he have that I haven't
Holly: (under her breath to Arty) Bigger EQUIPMENT for one thing.(arty grins)
Foaly: Go Holly!(for some strange reason foaly starts dancing like a cheerleader "with four legs" repeating) Go Holly, Go Holly! Go.(root kicks him in the behind)
Root: shut up! What the hell are you thinking! Making. I mean having. well doing what you are doing with that MUD BOY! (holly glows redder than Root)
Butler: (Whispers to Arty) well done on your first kiss sir.
Arty: that wasn't my first kiss.
Butler: but I never see you with any one.
Artemis: (smiling) why do you think I asked mother to send me to a mixed school!!!!
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well hows that some people wished for them to get together..
Chaos: why don't we let them bugger each other next time!!!!!!
Why I'm I related to a pervert, can some one else give me some bewtter ideas for the next chapter.
Chaos: good bye folks tune in next time for another exciting episode of CHEESE TREK ( origional star trek theme kicks in) Do do do do do do do do do dod do do( large klingon falls on Chaos)
Chaos: arh help help get this bloddy Klingon off me, Kirk Kirk beam me up scotty you bloddy scottish wanker!!!!!!!! Where the haggis, now you arse!!!!!!!!
And you said I cant sing. I better rap this up Chaos is getting over excited,...arh klingon .its.chewing.on .my..face arrhhhhhh, my god whats it doing to my leg..stop it Mr. WHORF!!!!!!!!
PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi its me Chaos, This is a true story!!
I was once a prefect; I had my red trimming round my blazer and a nice black tie. But I never did my duty (stopping to many people from going into the lunch hall and I never kissed up to the fucking teacher). It probably didn't help that I told the woman in charge of the prefects that they were all fucking wankers or the fact that my head of house, Stuart, was a wanker and a Mormon, I took the piss out of his crappy religion and called him HITLER!! So they kicked me off after 5 months and I spent the rest of the year swearing at them and making fun of Stubby Pete (Stuart, that Mormon scum!!!!)
Wolf: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND YOU SAY I RAMBLE TOO MUCH ABOUT THAT GOD AWFUL SCHOOL!! sorry I will finally get on with the story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999
What???!!!!
(Bob cheese guy at the far edge of the clearing rubbing his fat belly)
Bob CG: I am going to burst but who in their right mind's would not eat 2 tones of dreamy, delicious cheese ice cream
Holly: me I think I am going to be sick
Artemis: I am going to be sick( runs to some bushes and starts to vomit all the pizza that had landed in his mouth)
Chix: you know holly you look really sexy and delicious covered in pizza can I lick some off ?
(Guess what? Yep you guessed right Chix is once again flying into yet another tree with the cartilage of his nose splintering right up in to his head (I would say into his brain 'if' he had one) and is now dead)
ALL:( all sing) CEEEEEEELEBRATE GOOD TIMEs COME ON! DO, DO, DO, DO,...do, do, do, DOOO DOOOOOOO!!!! It's a celebration!!!!
( Suddenly blue sparks start flying around Chix and every one realises he's not dead for his magic is repairing the damage)
Root: D'Artiv for a second there I thought we were rid of him.
Foaly: it was all but a cruel, cruel dream.
(Holly now crying for the fact that she will never get rid of the sex mad perverted VIRGIN pixy)
Chaos: (grinning evilly) Ya know I could take his magic away from him and you could hit him again if you want!!!!
Foaly: No he's one of us, well sort of, anyway he'll probably die trying to save some pixie in distress or something!
(Wolf walks up behind to Bob and pulls out a 2 inch needle) Wolf: Oi!! Bob time to go bye bye!
(Everyone turns!)
Bob: Huh!
Wolf shoves the needle into bobs fat belly!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chaos: That gets rid of one problem! (As bobs hits Mach 8 and heads off into a polar orbit!)
Artemis: OK now that isn't technically possible but. HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT!
Wolf: needle out of pocket, shove needle into Bob and BOOM! No more cheeses obsessed twat. God, and your supposed to be a genius.
Artemis: (offended) I am, but that's not logical!
Chaos: what are you, ya twat, a Vulcan?
All: hu??!!
Chaos: what??!! So I watch Star Trek!!
(Arty eges over to Holly)
Artemis: (whispers to Holly) when they let us go do you want to come back to my place. just for tea. or some thing (starts to get a bit of colour into his vampire face)
Holly: (blushing) yeah OK.
Wolf:(reading their minds and starts to singing softly) "Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near"( then ' because I don't know the rest of the song' starts to sing loudly) SEX BOMB, SEX BOMB, YOU'RE MY SEX BOMB YOU.... (chaos whacks wolf in the face to stop the god awful singing)
Chaos: you know I wouldn't be surprised if someone hired you as a demolition service, that voice will knock down mountains!
Wolf; (grinning) thank you.
(foaly sees a fat cable hanging down from a tree wondering what would happen if it was cut he cut it with the wire cutters Arty had dropped in the first chapter,. Every thing goes Dark)
Chix: AHHHHHN I'm afraid, holly hold me.
Root: get off me! Who turned off the sun.
Wolf: OK who's the twat who cut off the sun! WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND CUTTING MY EQUIPMENT! Do you now how long that took me to set up!!
Foaly: I think that was me.
Wolf: you basterd, (tries to hit foay but as wolf cant see, hits Chaos)
Chose: ow that hurt (tries to punch wolf but hits Butler) (turns into an unseen battle every one hitting blindly, so as its unseen I cant really describe it)
Root: HAY THAT HURT.
Foaly: LET GO OF MY TAIL!!
Wolf: GET OFF MY CLOAK!
Chaos: GET OFF ME!!
(some how the sun flickers back on. Every one rubs their eyes and looks around. In shock all eyes fall on Artemis and Holly who, while every one was fighting in the dark, had sneaked to the corner and locked lips with each other, now trying to get each others clothe off)
Chaos: when the cats away the mice will play,.. Or make out, ether way
Root: SHORT!! ( they leap away like startled bunnies)
Arty/ holly: AHHHHH what nooo no no nooo nada noo noooo we I mean er he she sa aurm, Oh shit!
Chix: (crying his eyes out) waaaa! You broke my heart! What dose he have that I haven't
Holly: (under her breath to Arty) Bigger EQUIPMENT for one thing.(arty grins)
Foaly: Go Holly!(for some strange reason foaly starts dancing like a cheerleader "with four legs" repeating) Go Holly, Go Holly! Go.(root kicks him in the behind)
Root: shut up! What the hell are you thinking! Making. I mean having. well doing what you are doing with that MUD BOY! (holly glows redder than Root)
Butler: (Whispers to Arty) well done on your first kiss sir.
Arty: that wasn't my first kiss.
Butler: but I never see you with any one.
Artemis: (smiling) why do you think I asked mother to send me to a mixed school!!!!
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well hows that some people wished for them to get together..
Chaos: why don't we let them bugger each other next time!!!!!!
Why I'm I related to a pervert, can some one else give me some bewtter ideas for the next chapter.
Chaos: good bye folks tune in next time for another exciting episode of CHEESE TREK ( origional star trek theme kicks in) Do do do do do do do do do dod do do( large klingon falls on Chaos)
Chaos: arh help help get this bloddy Klingon off me, Kirk Kirk beam me up scotty you bloddy scottish wanker!!!!!!!! Where the haggis, now you arse!!!!!!!!
And you said I cant sing. I better rap this up Chaos is getting over excited,...arh klingon .its.chewing.on .my..face arrhhhhhh, my god whats it doing to my leg..stop it Mr. WHORF!!!!!!!!
PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!