To all my reviewers please, PLEASE, do not ask my bro to hit me if I don't
write more every day, the word IF means nothing to him he will just hit me
any way or he has hit me. I am still bleeding.
Slime Frog I know you like my stuff but next time just threaten me. How I'm
I to write my story with a broken arm.
Thank you also to Holly B And thanks slime frog for being the first one to review my other story To be a Normal Teenager. I had another reviewer but he/she didn't pay any attention to it, just to my BAD spelling .I AM SORRY!!! TO BE ONE OF THE BEST WRITERS IN YOUR YEAR AND A GREAT SPELLER IS SOMETHING I CAN NOT DO!!!!!
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Just getting along (awwwww)
(Chix has found out he his gay and now, for some reason, every one is sitting around talking about their feelings,) A/N: I am going to have some fun with this)
Chix: you know, being transported hear has made me realise a lot about myself.
Holly: what, you mean you have finally got the idea that no female on or under the planet will want you.
Chix: yes: and the fact that I'm a self centred prick, with no life, and no actual point of being. (Every one stars in shock at the fact that Chix had said what they all thought of him. And the fact that he sounded like he had something between his ears other than moss and dead flies)
Root: I never thought I'd see the day when Chix Veritable would say something meaningful, but then again I never thought I would be stuck in a forest were a sun that short circuits, with two demons, Fowl and a giant: and look were I am!
Holly: being here has made me realise my true feelings for Arty.
Artemis: Oh, Holly
Holly: Oh, Arteims (start kissing) (Root clears throughout)
Artemis: (turning pink, or may be even blue that's the problem when your colour blind) Ah..er sorry got a little carried away.
Fouly: you know being hear has also made my feeling clear about Holly, now I know why I have always liked the only female LEP.
Artimis: she's mine you hear! Mine, mine, MINE!!!!
Foaly: as a friend that's all. my feelings for her as a f,r,i,e,n,d.
Artemis: Oh.(looks sheepish) sorry. Being here I have discovered a new meaning to life
Butler: and what is that?
Artimis: that I should never go to bed in my boxers in-case I get transported in to a strange forest and that ALL PEOPLE NAMED MARY-SUE SHOULD DIE, BY BEING PELTED WITH CAT SHIT!!!!
Chix: that is so true.
(Root suddenly bursts into tears and sobs loudly)
Chaos: what's wrong with blubber but?
Root: my mother died from being pelted by cat poo, she was the only one who ever loved me. I was a troubled child no one ever liked me in school calling me fatty and making beeping noises whenever I moved backwards.
Foaly: beep, beep, beep, beep, beep
Root: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Chaos suddenly climes a tree)
Wolf: what are you doing you wanker?!
Chaos: if he goes on like that this place will flood again. My rubber pants won't last if you put another 10,000,000 volts through them!
Chix: that is so true. (holly edges away from Chix,.he smelled like cheesy banananananananananNANANANANANANS)
Foaly: I'll save you!(pulls a fish bowl from no were and shoves it onto Beet Roots head. It fills very quickly) he's turning blue.
Butler: (singing) "I've got the blueees" "I've got the blue swaude shoes" (Butler knocks into Root breaking the fish bowl)
Root: (back to his normal self) YOU STUPID PONY YOU ALMOST KILLED ME!
Artemis: I think that was the idea.
Chix: that is so true.
Chaos:(down from the tree) going back to the conversion about our feelings, I think being with you guys has made Wolf find her feminine side.
Wolf: WHAT? Holly: Wait did you just say 'her'! Wolfs a girl!
Chaos: yeah, isn't it obvious.
Artemis and Co.:NO!!
Wolf: what was the point of telling them.
Chaos: Well you do seem more feminine.
Foaly: that's him. I mean her feminine?, What's she like when he, she's normal.
Wolf: (angry) I am not feminine, why do you have to tell them. People are scared of short demons boys not girls!
Chix: that is so true.
Root: if your not feminine then doses that mean you like other girls?
Wolf: WHAT!! NO I AM NOT A LEZ! I JUST DON'T LIKE MAKE UP, DRESSES, OR PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chix: that is so true.
Holly; what do you look like with out the hood.
Wolf: none of you damn bissiness.
Chaos: you know some times I think you a lez when you hang out with me n' the guys you act like one of us.
Wolf: (glowing red) I.AM.. NOT.A.LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chaos:(smiling evilly) prove it.
Wolf: prove it! OK I will prove it!! (Wolf strolls over to Artemis and, before he or Holly could do ant thing, kisses him full on the lips tong and all)
Wolf: that enough proof for ya!
Artemis: (a bit dazed and out of breath) I am having a good day!
Holly:(pouting) Hay!
Chix: that is so true.
Wolf: Great I kissed a pale genus who looks like a vampire.
Chaos: hay that reminds me, you onces kissed a vampire, was he better Arty.
Wolf: cant remember the vamp kissed me I broke his hart.
Foaly: how?
Wolf: (evil grin returning) by running a stack throw it!
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Sorry that took so long homework plus other story equals almost no time. But its done and now the whole world knows I'm a girl. Why did I kiss Fowl you ask? I am still trying to work that out for my self.
Chaos: (singing) LOVE IS IN THE AIR. DODODDDODODODODO LOVE IS THEE AIR (tone of bricks fall on chaos)
One I don't fall in love with story characters
Two if I did it wouldn't be with pale geniuses.
And three I AM NOT A LEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chaos: OK so you don't like Artemis but you do like Aragon from lord of the rings.
I'll stop this there this could go on all night
PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (
Thank you also to Holly B And thanks slime frog for being the first one to review my other story To be a Normal Teenager. I had another reviewer but he/she didn't pay any attention to it, just to my BAD spelling .I AM SORRY!!! TO BE ONE OF THE BEST WRITERS IN YOUR YEAR AND A GREAT SPELLER IS SOMETHING I CAN NOT DO!!!!!
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Just getting along (awwwww)
(Chix has found out he his gay and now, for some reason, every one is sitting around talking about their feelings,) A/N: I am going to have some fun with this)
Chix: you know, being transported hear has made me realise a lot about myself.
Holly: what, you mean you have finally got the idea that no female on or under the planet will want you.
Chix: yes: and the fact that I'm a self centred prick, with no life, and no actual point of being. (Every one stars in shock at the fact that Chix had said what they all thought of him. And the fact that he sounded like he had something between his ears other than moss and dead flies)
Root: I never thought I'd see the day when Chix Veritable would say something meaningful, but then again I never thought I would be stuck in a forest were a sun that short circuits, with two demons, Fowl and a giant: and look were I am!
Holly: being here has made me realise my true feelings for Arty.
Artemis: Oh, Holly
Holly: Oh, Arteims (start kissing) (Root clears throughout)
Artemis: (turning pink, or may be even blue that's the problem when your colour blind) Ah..er sorry got a little carried away.
Fouly: you know being hear has also made my feeling clear about Holly, now I know why I have always liked the only female LEP.
Artimis: she's mine you hear! Mine, mine, MINE!!!!
Foaly: as a friend that's all. my feelings for her as a f,r,i,e,n,d.
Artemis: Oh.(looks sheepish) sorry. Being here I have discovered a new meaning to life
Butler: and what is that?
Artimis: that I should never go to bed in my boxers in-case I get transported in to a strange forest and that ALL PEOPLE NAMED MARY-SUE SHOULD DIE, BY BEING PELTED WITH CAT SHIT!!!!
Chix: that is so true.
(Root suddenly bursts into tears and sobs loudly)
Chaos: what's wrong with blubber but?
Root: my mother died from being pelted by cat poo, she was the only one who ever loved me. I was a troubled child no one ever liked me in school calling me fatty and making beeping noises whenever I moved backwards.
Foaly: beep, beep, beep, beep, beep
Root: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Chaos suddenly climes a tree)
Wolf: what are you doing you wanker?!
Chaos: if he goes on like that this place will flood again. My rubber pants won't last if you put another 10,000,000 volts through them!
Chix: that is so true. (holly edges away from Chix,.he smelled like cheesy banananananananananNANANANANANANS)
Foaly: I'll save you!(pulls a fish bowl from no were and shoves it onto Beet Roots head. It fills very quickly) he's turning blue.
Butler: (singing) "I've got the blueees" "I've got the blue swaude shoes" (Butler knocks into Root breaking the fish bowl)
Root: (back to his normal self) YOU STUPID PONY YOU ALMOST KILLED ME!
Artemis: I think that was the idea.
Chix: that is so true.
Chaos:(down from the tree) going back to the conversion about our feelings, I think being with you guys has made Wolf find her feminine side.
Wolf: WHAT? Holly: Wait did you just say 'her'! Wolfs a girl!
Chaos: yeah, isn't it obvious.
Artemis and Co.:NO!!
Wolf: what was the point of telling them.
Chaos: Well you do seem more feminine.
Foaly: that's him. I mean her feminine?, What's she like when he, she's normal.
Wolf: (angry) I am not feminine, why do you have to tell them. People are scared of short demons boys not girls!
Chix: that is so true.
Root: if your not feminine then doses that mean you like other girls?
Wolf: WHAT!! NO I AM NOT A LEZ! I JUST DON'T LIKE MAKE UP, DRESSES, OR PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chix: that is so true.
Holly; what do you look like with out the hood.
Wolf: none of you damn bissiness.
Chaos: you know some times I think you a lez when you hang out with me n' the guys you act like one of us.
Wolf: (glowing red) I.AM.. NOT.A.LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chaos:(smiling evilly) prove it.
Wolf: prove it! OK I will prove it!! (Wolf strolls over to Artemis and, before he or Holly could do ant thing, kisses him full on the lips tong and all)
Wolf: that enough proof for ya!
Artemis: (a bit dazed and out of breath) I am having a good day!
Holly:(pouting) Hay!
Chix: that is so true.
Wolf: Great I kissed a pale genus who looks like a vampire.
Chaos: hay that reminds me, you onces kissed a vampire, was he better Arty.
Wolf: cant remember the vamp kissed me I broke his hart.
Foaly: how?
Wolf: (evil grin returning) by running a stack throw it!
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Sorry that took so long homework plus other story equals almost no time. But its done and now the whole world knows I'm a girl. Why did I kiss Fowl you ask? I am still trying to work that out for my self.
Chaos: (singing) LOVE IS IN THE AIR. DODODDDODODODODO LOVE IS THEE AIR (tone of bricks fall on chaos)
One I don't fall in love with story characters
Two if I did it wouldn't be with pale geniuses.
And three I AM NOT A LEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chaos: OK so you don't like Artemis but you do like Aragon from lord of the rings.
I'll stop this there this could go on all night
PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (