Slime frog if you were not my no. 1 reviewer you would be wolf meet!
I am not a lez that was put in for comedy so SHUT UP
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THAT FELT GOOD!
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(Lets review what happened last time on What The Hell, shale we? Every one is going all mushy, chix is gay, Holly, and Arty wont stop kissing, Roots getting all emotional, and I kissed Arty to prove I was not a lez. Now I feel sick so let's get on with it. First with my favourite Christmas carol)
('Deck the hall with bows of holly' with a twist.)
Chaos: (singing) "Deck the halls with Gas-a-leean, fa lalalalaaa lalala!"
"Blow you house the smith-er-reens, Fa lalalaa lalala!"
"Burn you school house down to ashes, Fa lalalalaa lalala lalala"
"Arnt you glad I plat with mach-es, Fa lalalaa la la la"
Everyone:(singing second verse) "People Buring in the fire, Fa lalalaa la la la"
"Lets throw in another ti-re, Fa lalalaa la la la"
"Molten lava, scolding ashes, Fa lalala lalaa la la la."
"Arnt you glad I play with Mach-es, FA LALALA LA LA LLAAAAAAAAAA!"
Artemis: how did we all know the words
Root: beets me.
Butler; why were we singing in the first place?
Chaos: cos. that is what we are going to do in flick.
Butler: oh. I feel pretty all so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay!
Arty: what?! I didn't know you were gay!
Butler: (blushing) I'm not. My mouth just started to sing. (Everyone terns to Wolf who was smiling evilly)
Wolf: I thought it would be fun to make this a musical.
Everyone:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Chix: That is so true, Oops I did it again (suddenly starts dancing) oops I did it again!
I played with your hart, got lost in the game, ooo you think I'm in love
That I'm sent from abooooove, I'm not that Flatulent.anymore!
Holly: OK that was wrong, Don't you think Arty(looks around) Arty? (Finds Artemis dressed in a tux with a microphone, lights dim)
Artemis: (singing slow)
Folks say that you
Found someone new
To do all the thing I used to do for you
Just call my name
I'm not ashamed
I'll come running back to you
Hooohooo
Can't sleep at night Can't eat a bit When you were mine I didn't treat you right Just call my name I know, I know I'm not ashamed I'll come running back to youuuuu.
(holly runs to Artemis and starts to kiss him for the romantic very dated song he just sang)
Holly: that was so beautiful wasn't it.(turns to look at everyone their all asleep with boredom) (now starts to sing to Artemis)
If you see me walking down the street Staring at the sky Dragging my two feet You just pass me by It still makes cry But you can make me whole again
If you see me with another man Laughing and joking Doing what I can I won't put you down Cos. I want you around You van make me whole again
Looking back on when we first met I can not escape and I cannot forget Baby you the one
You still tern me on You can make whole again.
Chaos: will the torture never end, PLEASE SOMEONE SING SOME THING GOOD!!!!
Wolf: well I cant make them stop singing
Butler: why?
Wolf: because I cant think of any thing.
(Fouly starts to chew loudly on a carrot)
Root; why do you always have to eat carrots they are so annoying
Foaly: it's a habit
Root then break it!
Foaly: (wearing a T-shirt and baggy trousers with four legs now singing/loudly)
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORTH FIGHTING FOR OR WHY I HAVE TO SCREAM"
"I DON'T KNOW WHY I INSTIGATE AND SAY THINGS I DON'T MEAN"
"I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT THIS WAY I KNOW ITS NOT ALL RIGHT"
"SO I'M BBBBRRRREAKING THE HHHHBBBIT,"
"I'M BBBBRRRAKING THE HHHHBBBIT,"
"TONIGHT!"
Choas: finally something good
Root: I think my eardrums burst. don't worry they're healing ( blue sparks fly around roots ears)
(suddenly lutafa runs out of the trees again, and then runs around the clearing)
Root:(singing)
There she goes
There she goes again Racing through my brain
And I just can't contain
This feeling like the rain
There she Jose again Waltzing through my brain And I just can't contain This feeling lake the rain
(Wolf trying to block out the horrible noise makes it rain on Root)
Wolf: is that felling like the rain enough for you SHUT UP YOU PILE OF PINK SHIT!!!!! (Lutafa goes back into the forest)
(Suddenl every one hears a ghostly voice)
gostly voice: woooooooooo I want..
Holly: (sceared) you want what?
Ghostly voice: I want.
Artimis; a car?
Foaly: a girlfriend?
Root: a fluffy bunny?
Butler: a body to go with the voice?
Wolf: cheese?
Ghostly voice: yes, I want cheese
Chaos: are you a gost?
Everyone starts singing: (lights go out except a spot light on our little grope of singer, including Wolf and Chaos)
Here in the darkness
Oh there are so many shades Shadows burn like faded flames And die into the night, ooh and fly Up so high, ooh
Are you a ghost? Or are you alive?(ooh,ooh) Would you be here for me Be for me ,be for me now Imagination Or are for real? Just give me a sine, and I'll know (sign)
Cool wind is blowing Fingers through hair Standing in a empty room, alone It feels like you're there Ooh, alone I know you there
Are you a ghost? Or are you alive?(ooh,ooh) Would you be here for me Be for me, be for me now Imagination Or are for real? Just give me a sine and I'll know (sign)
(Lights go up and there standing in front of the singers was Bob the Cheese Guy)
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You know? Its amazing what you can find on the Internet the word to song you never even herd of or you have .
so what did you think of my musical strange, crap ,a pile of bollix
Choas:Lalalalalalalalalaalalalalalalalalal I CAN SING
Wolf: like a duck who swallow toilet cleaner.
Chaos; hay!
PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Lets all Sing kayoky
(Lets review what happened last time on What The Hell, shale we? Every one is going all mushy, chix is gay, Holly, and Arty wont stop kissing, Roots getting all emotional, and I kissed Arty to prove I was not a lez. Now I feel sick so let's get on with it. First with my favourite Christmas carol)
('Deck the hall with bows of holly' with a twist.)
Chaos: (singing) "Deck the halls with Gas-a-leean, fa lalalalaaa lalala!"
"Blow you house the smith-er-reens, Fa lalalaa lalala!"
"Burn you school house down to ashes, Fa lalalalaa lalala lalala"
"Arnt you glad I plat with mach-es, Fa lalalaa la la la"
Everyone:(singing second verse) "People Buring in the fire, Fa lalalaa la la la"
"Lets throw in another ti-re, Fa lalalaa la la la"
"Molten lava, scolding ashes, Fa lalala lalaa la la la."
"Arnt you glad I play with Mach-es, FA LALALA LA LA LLAAAAAAAAAA!"
Artemis: how did we all know the words
Root: beets me.
Butler; why were we singing in the first place?
Chaos: cos. that is what we are going to do in flick.
Butler: oh. I feel pretty all so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay!
Arty: what?! I didn't know you were gay!
Butler: (blushing) I'm not. My mouth just started to sing. (Everyone terns to Wolf who was smiling evilly)
Wolf: I thought it would be fun to make this a musical.
Everyone:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Chix: That is so true, Oops I did it again (suddenly starts dancing) oops I did it again!
I played with your hart, got lost in the game, ooo you think I'm in love
That I'm sent from abooooove, I'm not that Flatulent.anymore!
Holly: OK that was wrong, Don't you think Arty(looks around) Arty? (Finds Artemis dressed in a tux with a microphone, lights dim)
Artemis: (singing slow)
Folks say that you
Found someone new
To do all the thing I used to do for you
Just call my name
I'm not ashamed
I'll come running back to you
Hooohooo
Can't sleep at night Can't eat a bit When you were mine I didn't treat you right Just call my name I know, I know I'm not ashamed I'll come running back to youuuuu.
(holly runs to Artemis and starts to kiss him for the romantic very dated song he just sang)
Holly: that was so beautiful wasn't it.(turns to look at everyone their all asleep with boredom) (now starts to sing to Artemis)
If you see me walking down the street Staring at the sky Dragging my two feet You just pass me by It still makes cry But you can make me whole again
If you see me with another man Laughing and joking Doing what I can I won't put you down Cos. I want you around You van make me whole again
Looking back on when we first met I can not escape and I cannot forget Baby you the one
You still tern me on You can make whole again.
Chaos: will the torture never end, PLEASE SOMEONE SING SOME THING GOOD!!!!
Wolf: well I cant make them stop singing
Butler: why?
Wolf: because I cant think of any thing.
(Fouly starts to chew loudly on a carrot)
Root; why do you always have to eat carrots they are so annoying
Foaly: it's a habit
Root then break it!
Foaly: (wearing a T-shirt and baggy trousers with four legs now singing/loudly)
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORTH FIGHTING FOR OR WHY I HAVE TO SCREAM"
"I DON'T KNOW WHY I INSTIGATE AND SAY THINGS I DON'T MEAN"
"I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT THIS WAY I KNOW ITS NOT ALL RIGHT"
"SO I'M BBBBRRRREAKING THE HHHHBBBIT,"
"I'M BBBBRRRAKING THE HHHHBBBIT,"
"TONIGHT!"
Choas: finally something good
Root: I think my eardrums burst. don't worry they're healing ( blue sparks fly around roots ears)
(suddenly lutafa runs out of the trees again, and then runs around the clearing)
Root:(singing)
There she goes
There she goes again Racing through my brain
And I just can't contain
This feeling like the rain
There she Jose again Waltzing through my brain And I just can't contain This feeling lake the rain
(Wolf trying to block out the horrible noise makes it rain on Root)
Wolf: is that felling like the rain enough for you SHUT UP YOU PILE OF PINK SHIT!!!!! (Lutafa goes back into the forest)
(Suddenl every one hears a ghostly voice)
gostly voice: woooooooooo I want..
Holly: (sceared) you want what?
Ghostly voice: I want.
Artimis; a car?
Foaly: a girlfriend?
Root: a fluffy bunny?
Butler: a body to go with the voice?
Wolf: cheese?
Ghostly voice: yes, I want cheese
Chaos: are you a gost?
Everyone starts singing: (lights go out except a spot light on our little grope of singer, including Wolf and Chaos)
Here in the darkness
Oh there are so many shades Shadows burn like faded flames And die into the night, ooh and fly Up so high, ooh
Are you a ghost? Or are you alive?(ooh,ooh) Would you be here for me Be for me ,be for me now Imagination Or are for real? Just give me a sine, and I'll know (sign)
Cool wind is blowing Fingers through hair Standing in a empty room, alone It feels like you're there Ooh, alone I know you there
Are you a ghost? Or are you alive?(ooh,ooh) Would you be here for me Be for me, be for me now Imagination Or are for real? Just give me a sine and I'll know (sign)
(Lights go up and there standing in front of the singers was Bob the Cheese Guy)
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You know? Its amazing what you can find on the Internet the word to song you never even herd of or you have .
so what did you think of my musical strange, crap ,a pile of bollix
Choas:Lalalalalalalalalaalalalalalalalalal I CAN SING
Wolf: like a duck who swallow toilet cleaner.
Chaos; hay!
PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!