Make up your own bloody title!
HIDE-HAI, HIDE bugger off before I shoot you in the arse MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!! Hello thy few who read this pile of shit. I am as board as Hell. Hay has any of you seen Matrix Reloaded? it is brilliant!!!! though I think they could Have done with out all the sex. Yes all very educational but I would just prefer to watch Neo shoot the hell out of MR SMITH, the large forehanded prick who loves to say " hello.Mr. Andison". ARRRRRRR brother with BB GUN!!!
Chaos: I love to shoot my self in the leg it feel so good!!! That's normal right??! I WANT TO BE IN THE MATRIX.
Wolf: Tigers doing a play called the Fake-trix why don't you ask to be in that?
Root; can I be in? it I want to be the heroin Binitty.
Chaos: (jumping away from root) Arrrrrr!!! how the hell is he hear in real life he's only in the story.
Wolf: idiot we are in the story.
Chaos: but were are the numbers you usually put up to separate your comments?
Wolf: up you arse.
Chaos: Oh. that explains it.
Wolf:(to Holly) can you tell the reviewers the title?.
Holly: looks above to see what the title is) Make up your own bloody title. Oh very nice to someone you want to review you.
Artemis: I think I'll call it Artemis the brave.
Foaly: and long-winded. How about Foulys great escape from the mad raving loons.
Wolf: (grinning wolfishly) I'll like to see you try (large ball of flame appear in wolfs hand) actually I insist.
Foaly: (sits down in order to hide one large target 'his arse' from Wolf) you know? I like it hear I could stay forever.
Chaos: lets make a mock version of Matrix Reloaded I'm bored and we need something to do theses poor defenceless story characters.(smiles evilly)
Wolf: Fine with me. (Turns to the grope of now terrified mix of fairies and mud men) now lets see who's going to be who, Ha! (Points to Artemis) you shall be Meow!(Artemis cloths change to all black will a log Matrix coat and sun glasses)
Artemis: cool, hay isn't the name Neo not Meow?
Wolf: yeah, you going to argue with me and get you manhood cut off, or are you going to shut up and keep it.
Artemis:(grabbing crotch to make shur it's still there) shutting up.
(A/N hears just a question to all the males that read this. Why do males always seem to have their hand on their crotch or down their pants? Are they afraid something going to drop off or something? Just a question that bothers my strange deluged mind.) Butler: can you please stop talking to your self about random stuff. First it was you raving on about soaps now men's habits cant you be normal (butler has a mental break down and has now tucked himself into a ball rocking back and fourth with his thumb in his mouth). There is no place like home, There is no place like home, There is no place like home!
Chaos; he has serious mental problems, great now he fits right in with the rest of us.
Wolf: Holly, you of course are going to be Binitty (Holly's LEP uniform is replaced with a black cat suit)
Root: I wanted to be Binitty,(starts to pout and stamp his feet) its not fair she always gets to play the heroin
Chaos: that might be because she's the only girl hear other that Wolf, and I think Arnold Swataneger (that's spelt wrong I know) is more feminine
Wolf: and what's wrong with that? (Looks at root) lets see what can a over eating slow fairy be. (Clicks fingers and Root is know in a very smart white suit with his hair gelled back)
Root: who the hell am I?
Chaos: the evil son of a bitch program Merovinegar (Merovingian for those that have not seen the film.)
Wolf: (to Chix) you shall be Persemobile (Persephone) Merovinegar's wife.
Chix: (gins flirtatiously at Root) my pleasure. (Root cringes)
Foaly: why can chix be a female character and root can't?
Wolf: (smiles evilly as she brining the ball of flame back) you arguing with me please say you are?
Foaly: (sits down again) no nonononononononnnnnoooooo. Er.who I'm I?
Wolf: Sink (link) of course. ( wolf clicks fingers and foalys tale was now a mass of small braids. And was wearing a ripped woolly jumper.)
Foaly: hay! Why do I get this crappy old thing?
Chaos: because link is not part of the matrix so he gets normal non-matrix cloths.
Artemis/ meow: whose Butler going to be (he pointed to the large muttering quivering lump that was butler).
Wolf: Morphine
Chaos: stop right their we have swearing and mentioned sex in this but not drugs!
Wolf: (shakes her head) you twat! Butler is Morphine, Morphius! Get with the program
Holly/ binitty: or on the gravy train
Artemis/meow; that for money
Holly: Oh (they start kissing for no apparent reason)
Bob CG: hay you forgot about us
Rob CG: yeah who are we the twins?
Choas: no
Bob+Rob: Why not we're the only twins here?!
Wolf: Yeah but me and Chaos are going to be the twins with there posh English accents.
Root/ meroviniger; your not twins.
Chaos; but it is OUR story.
Root/ merovinigar: (so terrified he loses control of his blader) ekk
Holly/ binitty: (stops kissing) ewwwwwwwww
Foal/sink: arwww did little rooty wet his knickers
All: (gasp with shock)
Foaly/sink: what?
Chaos: you said the forbidden word
Foaly: do you meen Knickers? (wolf hits him over the head with frying pan)
Wolf: wash your mouth out with mud and pisss.
Foaly/sink: what is rong with the K word. You swear all the time.
(suddenly one of the many weird people of the forest jumps out screming)
weirdo: who said the forbidden word? (looks around at our characters)you shall all die by OLD KNICKERS MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. (it starts to rain old knickers)
Holly/binitty: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Chaos: (under large umbrella with wolf as the rest run about screaming trying to avoid the falling smelly granny knickers) we really need to sort out the people in that forest.
Wolf: I know they're living in there for free we need to charge them.
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god sorry this took so long bloody home work and coughing fits . no more school, half term YAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M AM GOING THE SLEEP FOR THE WHOLE WEEK GOOOOOOD NIGHT OR DAY BIIIII!!!!
PLEASE REVIEW!
Persephone
Merovingian
HIDE-HAI, HIDE bugger off before I shoot you in the arse MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!! Hello thy few who read this pile of shit. I am as board as Hell. Hay has any of you seen Matrix Reloaded? it is brilliant!!!! though I think they could Have done with out all the sex. Yes all very educational but I would just prefer to watch Neo shoot the hell out of MR SMITH, the large forehanded prick who loves to say " hello.Mr. Andison". ARRRRRRR brother with BB GUN!!!
Chaos: I love to shoot my self in the leg it feel so good!!! That's normal right??! I WANT TO BE IN THE MATRIX.
Wolf: Tigers doing a play called the Fake-trix why don't you ask to be in that?
Root; can I be in? it I want to be the heroin Binitty.
Chaos: (jumping away from root) Arrrrrr!!! how the hell is he hear in real life he's only in the story.
Wolf: idiot we are in the story.
Chaos: but were are the numbers you usually put up to separate your comments?
Wolf: up you arse.
Chaos: Oh. that explains it.
Wolf:(to Holly) can you tell the reviewers the title?.
Holly: looks above to see what the title is) Make up your own bloody title. Oh very nice to someone you want to review you.
Artemis: I think I'll call it Artemis the brave.
Foaly: and long-winded. How about Foulys great escape from the mad raving loons.
Wolf: (grinning wolfishly) I'll like to see you try (large ball of flame appear in wolfs hand) actually I insist.
Foaly: (sits down in order to hide one large target 'his arse' from Wolf) you know? I like it hear I could stay forever.
Chaos: lets make a mock version of Matrix Reloaded I'm bored and we need something to do theses poor defenceless story characters.(smiles evilly)
Wolf: Fine with me. (Turns to the grope of now terrified mix of fairies and mud men) now lets see who's going to be who, Ha! (Points to Artemis) you shall be Meow!(Artemis cloths change to all black will a log Matrix coat and sun glasses)
Artemis: cool, hay isn't the name Neo not Meow?
Wolf: yeah, you going to argue with me and get you manhood cut off, or are you going to shut up and keep it.
Artemis:(grabbing crotch to make shur it's still there) shutting up.
(A/N hears just a question to all the males that read this. Why do males always seem to have their hand on their crotch or down their pants? Are they afraid something going to drop off or something? Just a question that bothers my strange deluged mind.) Butler: can you please stop talking to your self about random stuff. First it was you raving on about soaps now men's habits cant you be normal (butler has a mental break down and has now tucked himself into a ball rocking back and fourth with his thumb in his mouth). There is no place like home, There is no place like home, There is no place like home!
Chaos; he has serious mental problems, great now he fits right in with the rest of us.
Wolf: Holly, you of course are going to be Binitty (Holly's LEP uniform is replaced with a black cat suit)
Root: I wanted to be Binitty,(starts to pout and stamp his feet) its not fair she always gets to play the heroin
Chaos: that might be because she's the only girl hear other that Wolf, and I think Arnold Swataneger (that's spelt wrong I know) is more feminine
Wolf: and what's wrong with that? (Looks at root) lets see what can a over eating slow fairy be. (Clicks fingers and Root is know in a very smart white suit with his hair gelled back)
Root: who the hell am I?
Chaos: the evil son of a bitch program Merovinegar (Merovingian for those that have not seen the film.)
Wolf: (to Chix) you shall be Persemobile (Persephone) Merovinegar's wife.
Chix: (gins flirtatiously at Root) my pleasure. (Root cringes)
Foaly: why can chix be a female character and root can't?
Wolf: (smiles evilly as she brining the ball of flame back) you arguing with me please say you are?
Foaly: (sits down again) no nonononononononnnnnoooooo. Er.who I'm I?
Wolf: Sink (link) of course. ( wolf clicks fingers and foalys tale was now a mass of small braids. And was wearing a ripped woolly jumper.)
Foaly: hay! Why do I get this crappy old thing?
Chaos: because link is not part of the matrix so he gets normal non-matrix cloths.
Artemis/ meow: whose Butler going to be (he pointed to the large muttering quivering lump that was butler).
Wolf: Morphine
Chaos: stop right their we have swearing and mentioned sex in this but not drugs!
Wolf: (shakes her head) you twat! Butler is Morphine, Morphius! Get with the program
Holly/ binitty: or on the gravy train
Artemis/meow; that for money
Holly: Oh (they start kissing for no apparent reason)
Bob CG: hay you forgot about us
Rob CG: yeah who are we the twins?
Choas: no
Bob+Rob: Why not we're the only twins here?!
Wolf: Yeah but me and Chaos are going to be the twins with there posh English accents.
Root/ meroviniger; your not twins.
Chaos; but it is OUR story.
Root/ merovinigar: (so terrified he loses control of his blader) ekk
Holly/ binitty: (stops kissing) ewwwwwwwww
Foal/sink: arwww did little rooty wet his knickers
All: (gasp with shock)
Foaly/sink: what?
Chaos: you said the forbidden word
Foaly: do you meen Knickers? (wolf hits him over the head with frying pan)
Wolf: wash your mouth out with mud and pisss.
Foaly/sink: what is rong with the K word. You swear all the time.
(suddenly one of the many weird people of the forest jumps out screming)
weirdo: who said the forbidden word? (looks around at our characters)you shall all die by OLD KNICKERS MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. (it starts to rain old knickers)
Holly/binitty: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Chaos: (under large umbrella with wolf as the rest run about screaming trying to avoid the falling smelly granny knickers) we really need to sort out the people in that forest.
Wolf: I know they're living in there for free we need to charge them.
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god sorry this took so long bloody home work and coughing fits . no more school, half term YAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M AM GOING THE SLEEP FOR THE WHOLE WEEK GOOOOOOD NIGHT OR DAY BIIIII!!!!
PLEASE REVIEW!
Persephone
Merovingian