I know this chapter was going to be a make fun of the of the Matrix but as
its Halloween I thought I will make it a Halloween special!!!!
MUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
I hope your not squeamish, actually I hope your are I love to scare the hell out of some body. This is going to be fun! I'm going to be a werewolf
Chaos: oh theirs a surprise. 6666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666 66666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666 Happy Halloween!!
Artemis: (looks around at every one) wears our matrix clothing gone?
Wolf: we're doing that next chapter, this is going to a special!
Butler: why?
Chaos: ITS HALLOWEEN MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.(puff of smoke surrounds chaos) (smoke clears and chaos is dressed as a vampire)
Holly: (to wolf) what are you going to be?
Wolf: werewolf of course, I have already said above!!! (Wolfs clock falls down to reveal a large grey/black wolf on all fours)
Holly: awwwwww so cute. Is that why they call you wolf? You're a wolf really under the cloak.
Wolf: (extremely pissed off) I AM NOT CUTE! Fuck the spell went wrong now I'm stuck like this the entire chapter (looks at paws with long sharp claws and grins wolfishly) well it might not be that bad.
Chaos: (gos up behind Chix) I vant to fuck your buuut!!!
All:WHAT???????!!!!
Chix: OK
Wolf: (really) I new it you are gay ha!
Chaos: (takes out fangs) ahh sorry said that wrong you try and talk with theses in you mouth .
Foaly: Why don't you just grow your own? wolf changed into a, well, a wolf, so cant you at least grow your own fangs?
Chaos: (shrugs) ok (chaos's teeth grow sharp and long) now lets see if I can d this right. (sneaks up on Chix again) I vant to suck your blood!!!! Chix: (runs away screaming) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Chaos: yay it worked( jumps up and down) owww!
Butler: what's wrong?
Chaos: bit my lip. I feel dizzy (chaos faints)
Holly: what's wrong with him? Can we kick his again.
Wolf: he bit him self with vampire teeth and is becoming a vampire.
Bob: isn't he already one?
Wolf: (scratches dog like) yeah so he just going to faint that's all, and yeah kick him all you want. (every one gathers round again to kick chaos)
Chaos: (eyes fly open and sits up rigidly arms stretched like a zombie) I LIVEEEE!!!!!!!!
Artemis: actually as you're a vamp don't you mean, I DIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Chaos: do you really want to lose your manhood, if you argue with us you will (Artemis grabs his crotch again)
Root: so what are you going to do as its Halloween.
Wolf:(looking behind at her tail) cool I have a tail(watches as it waves about)
(root clears his throughout)
Wolf: hu? Oh well first we're going to make it spooky (sun is replaced with a full moon and cobwebs, spiders and bats appear in the trees, Artemis and co.' gathers to gather around, shacking with fear) . Light a fire so we can see (fire appears in the middle of the clearing casting a ery glow)
Chaos: and then were going to dress you all up in costumes!
All:WHAT????
Wolf: it is Halloween remember. Costumes candy, trick or treat smell my feet give me something good to eat.
Rob: so its going to be like a party?
Chaos: I didn't think of that lets invite the strange people from the forest!!!
Wolf: first we need to get them into costumes. Chaos: I've got the perfect thing for butler.
Butler: a butler suit?
Chaos: no that's boring and not funny,(chaos clicks his fingers) that's funny.
(Butler is now wearing a pink fluffy bunny costume, every one bursts out laughing)
Wolf: (turns to root) I shall make you the most terrifying thing to walk the planet(wolf tries to click her fingers then remembers she now has paws ) shit! (clicks her claws)
All;(but root)AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Root: what? (looks down at him self to find he's dressed as the purple telly tubby TINKY WINKY) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(loses control of his bladder again)
Holly: Haaa he wet his kni.(foaly slaps his fury hand over hollys mouth)
Foaly: don't say it you twat!!!
Artemis: what knickers?
All:nooooooooooooooooooooo (weirdo runs out off the forest again and makes it rain knickers again)
Wolf: she is not coming to the party.
(stops raining knickers)
Chaos: back to the costumes, lets see bob rob you can both be cheese and coffee (bob now dressed like a large yellow wedge off cheese and rob as a coffee bean)
Wolf: Artemis lets make you a god(smoke surrounds Arty).
Artemis: (smoke clears) yeah I'm the all mighty god ZUSE!!!!(every one starts to giggle) what?
Foally: I don't think zuse had breasts.(artemis looks dow at his toga to find two large bulges agents his chest)
Wolf: or should I say goddess, your Artemis goddess of the hunt. And thouse things are attached you know(tries not to laugh as Artemis tries to pull them off)
Holly: you means you've turned him into a GIRL my boy friend a GIRL
Chaos: more or less(turns to Arty) told you we will get rid of your manhood.
Artemis: (drops to his knees)NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Chaos: I've got the perfect thing for pony boy (large top half of a horse costume falls onto Foalys head) you are now a horse.
Foaly: god this thing stinks and my arms are trapped I cant get it off.
Wolf: that's the idea. now Holly and Chix what shale you guys be, we have a telly tubby, pink bunny, cheese, coffee, and a goddess. Aha! (in a puff of smoke Chix's clothes changed for a neon pink boob choob, fish net tights, stilettos, and a mini skirt and Holly was dressed in loose black trousers and shirt with a white dog collar and a gold cross around her neck holding a bible) I've all ways wanted to go to a tarts and vicars party!
(chaos looks at his watch)
Chaos: er wolf?
Wolf: what cant you see I'm busy dressing these people like idiots!
Chaos: yes but you been taking to long that its no longer Halloween.
Wolf: shit.
Artemis: can you please change me back I feel so naked in this toga and thease thing are so big I cant see my feet(arty signalled to his/her chest area)
Chix: if I wasn't gay I would say you are the sexiest thing on earth now you're a girl, but as I'm gay, I like you better male.
Holly: HE'S MINE!!!
Root: this is just a question but is tinky winky male?
Chaos: think so why?
Root: then why dose a red purse come with this costume?
Wolf: cos' they want to make gayness open to children at a young age.
Foaly: (still trying to pull off the horse head and blindly waks into tree) OWW! (foaly falls back onto the fire)
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god this took way to long to do! Oh well at least its done though very out of date bay be I should start my Christmas one now so I might be on time. Naaa I want to get on with the Faketrix DIE YOU ROBOT SCUMM ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope your not squeamish, actually I hope your are I love to scare the hell out of some body. This is going to be fun! I'm going to be a werewolf
Chaos: oh theirs a surprise. 6666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666 66666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666 Happy Halloween!!
Artemis: (looks around at every one) wears our matrix clothing gone?
Wolf: we're doing that next chapter, this is going to a special!
Butler: why?
Chaos: ITS HALLOWEEN MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.(puff of smoke surrounds chaos) (smoke clears and chaos is dressed as a vampire)
Holly: (to wolf) what are you going to be?
Wolf: werewolf of course, I have already said above!!! (Wolfs clock falls down to reveal a large grey/black wolf on all fours)
Holly: awwwwww so cute. Is that why they call you wolf? You're a wolf really under the cloak.
Wolf: (extremely pissed off) I AM NOT CUTE! Fuck the spell went wrong now I'm stuck like this the entire chapter (looks at paws with long sharp claws and grins wolfishly) well it might not be that bad.
Chaos: (gos up behind Chix) I vant to fuck your buuut!!!
All:WHAT???????!!!!
Chix: OK
Wolf: (really) I new it you are gay ha!
Chaos: (takes out fangs) ahh sorry said that wrong you try and talk with theses in you mouth .
Foaly: Why don't you just grow your own? wolf changed into a, well, a wolf, so cant you at least grow your own fangs?
Chaos: (shrugs) ok (chaos's teeth grow sharp and long) now lets see if I can d this right. (sneaks up on Chix again) I vant to suck your blood!!!! Chix: (runs away screaming) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Chaos: yay it worked( jumps up and down) owww!
Butler: what's wrong?
Chaos: bit my lip. I feel dizzy (chaos faints)
Holly: what's wrong with him? Can we kick his again.
Wolf: he bit him self with vampire teeth and is becoming a vampire.
Bob: isn't he already one?
Wolf: (scratches dog like) yeah so he just going to faint that's all, and yeah kick him all you want. (every one gathers round again to kick chaos)
Chaos: (eyes fly open and sits up rigidly arms stretched like a zombie) I LIVEEEE!!!!!!!!
Artemis: actually as you're a vamp don't you mean, I DIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Chaos: do you really want to lose your manhood, if you argue with us you will (Artemis grabs his crotch again)
Root: so what are you going to do as its Halloween.
Wolf:(looking behind at her tail) cool I have a tail(watches as it waves about)
(root clears his throughout)
Wolf: hu? Oh well first we're going to make it spooky (sun is replaced with a full moon and cobwebs, spiders and bats appear in the trees, Artemis and co.' gathers to gather around, shacking with fear) . Light a fire so we can see (fire appears in the middle of the clearing casting a ery glow)
Chaos: and then were going to dress you all up in costumes!
All:WHAT????
Wolf: it is Halloween remember. Costumes candy, trick or treat smell my feet give me something good to eat.
Rob: so its going to be like a party?
Chaos: I didn't think of that lets invite the strange people from the forest!!!
Wolf: first we need to get them into costumes. Chaos: I've got the perfect thing for butler.
Butler: a butler suit?
Chaos: no that's boring and not funny,(chaos clicks his fingers) that's funny.
(Butler is now wearing a pink fluffy bunny costume, every one bursts out laughing)
Wolf: (turns to root) I shall make you the most terrifying thing to walk the planet(wolf tries to click her fingers then remembers she now has paws ) shit! (clicks her claws)
All;(but root)AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Root: what? (looks down at him self to find he's dressed as the purple telly tubby TINKY WINKY) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(loses control of his bladder again)
Holly: Haaa he wet his kni.(foaly slaps his fury hand over hollys mouth)
Foaly: don't say it you twat!!!
Artemis: what knickers?
All:nooooooooooooooooooooo (weirdo runs out off the forest again and makes it rain knickers again)
Wolf: she is not coming to the party.
(stops raining knickers)
Chaos: back to the costumes, lets see bob rob you can both be cheese and coffee (bob now dressed like a large yellow wedge off cheese and rob as a coffee bean)
Wolf: Artemis lets make you a god(smoke surrounds Arty).
Artemis: (smoke clears) yeah I'm the all mighty god ZUSE!!!!(every one starts to giggle) what?
Foally: I don't think zuse had breasts.(artemis looks dow at his toga to find two large bulges agents his chest)
Wolf: or should I say goddess, your Artemis goddess of the hunt. And thouse things are attached you know(tries not to laugh as Artemis tries to pull them off)
Holly: you means you've turned him into a GIRL my boy friend a GIRL
Chaos: more or less(turns to Arty) told you we will get rid of your manhood.
Artemis: (drops to his knees)NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Chaos: I've got the perfect thing for pony boy (large top half of a horse costume falls onto Foalys head) you are now a horse.
Foaly: god this thing stinks and my arms are trapped I cant get it off.
Wolf: that's the idea. now Holly and Chix what shale you guys be, we have a telly tubby, pink bunny, cheese, coffee, and a goddess. Aha! (in a puff of smoke Chix's clothes changed for a neon pink boob choob, fish net tights, stilettos, and a mini skirt and Holly was dressed in loose black trousers and shirt with a white dog collar and a gold cross around her neck holding a bible) I've all ways wanted to go to a tarts and vicars party!
(chaos looks at his watch)
Chaos: er wolf?
Wolf: what cant you see I'm busy dressing these people like idiots!
Chaos: yes but you been taking to long that its no longer Halloween.
Wolf: shit.
Artemis: can you please change me back I feel so naked in this toga and thease thing are so big I cant see my feet(arty signalled to his/her chest area)
Chix: if I wasn't gay I would say you are the sexiest thing on earth now you're a girl, but as I'm gay, I like you better male.
Holly: HE'S MINE!!!
Root: this is just a question but is tinky winky male?
Chaos: think so why?
Root: then why dose a red purse come with this costume?
Wolf: cos' they want to make gayness open to children at a young age.
Foaly: (still trying to pull off the horse head and blindly waks into tree) OWW! (foaly falls back onto the fire)
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god this took way to long to do! Oh well at least its done though very out of date bay be I should start my Christmas one now so I might be on time. Naaa I want to get on with the Faketrix DIE YOU ROBOT SCUMM ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!