Final Fantasy X-3: Seven Lost Souls
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of these characters and neither do you?
SUMMARY: This is a Comedy-Drama rated PG-13.
Chapter One: The Wedding, The Honeymoon, and The Death
Priest: Welcome everyone, to Lady Yuna's wedding! I am honored to be her priest!
Rikku, Paine, and Lulu watch from the Yuna's dressing room
Rikku: Good luck!
Yuna: Oh, I hope so...
Yuna trips on her high heel
Lulu: Clumsy...
Kimarhi and Wakka walk in. Rikku slaps them
Rikku: This is a lady's dressing room!
Kimarhi and Wakka rub their cheeks
Kimarhi: Kimarhi feel pain!
Paine slaps Kimarhi
Kimarhi: Kimarhi not say Paine, Kimarhi say pain!
Paine: Sorry...
Audience: Here comes the bride! All fat and wide!
Yuna: Hey! Wahahahaha!
Yuna walks up to Tidus
Priest: blah...blah...blah...blah...blah...blah...blah...blah...You may now kiss the bride!
Yuna and Tidus have tongue action
Audience: Ewww!!!
Everyone walks out
Tidus: We can go to my Zanarkand for our honeymoon!
Rikku: No! ^#(@ you!
Tidus takes it literally 0_o
Wakka: Let's go ya?
They go to Kilika
Rikku: Ahh, I love the sun! Happy Honeymooning!
Tidus takes it literally and moons a bee and has a whelp on his left butt cheek
Lulu: Ahh! Fiends!
A fiend rides Lulu's leg
Tidus: Oh no!
They go to the fiends
Rikku: Gas?
Suddenly, the woods explode
All: ...
Tidus: This is disaster!
Yuna: I feel very faint!
Kimarhi: Kimarhi feel blue
Wakka: You are blue, ya?
Lulu: Guys, where are we?
Rikku: Todo, we're not in Kilika anymore!
Paine: It comes!
An old man appears
Old Geezer: Welcome to Purgatory!
All: Oh no! We've gone hell!
Old Geezer: I am Achius. You are in Purgatory, not hell!
All: Oh...
Achius: I see seven of you. 5 are to go to heaven, 1 is to go to hell, and one is to return to Spira, as only six of you were supposed to die!
All: Who is it, then?
Achius: Well, I don't know... I am very very old indeed! You must discover yourselves!
Achius disappears
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Whoa! What a cliffhanger! Next Time, Auron's opinion! Please read and review!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of these characters and neither do you?
SUMMARY: This is a Comedy-Drama rated PG-13.
Chapter One: The Wedding, The Honeymoon, and The Death
Priest: Welcome everyone, to Lady Yuna's wedding! I am honored to be her priest!
Rikku, Paine, and Lulu watch from the Yuna's dressing room
Rikku: Good luck!
Yuna: Oh, I hope so...
Yuna trips on her high heel
Lulu: Clumsy...
Kimarhi and Wakka walk in. Rikku slaps them
Rikku: This is a lady's dressing room!
Kimarhi and Wakka rub their cheeks
Kimarhi: Kimarhi feel pain!
Paine slaps Kimarhi
Kimarhi: Kimarhi not say Paine, Kimarhi say pain!
Paine: Sorry...
Audience: Here comes the bride! All fat and wide!
Yuna: Hey! Wahahahaha!
Yuna walks up to Tidus
Priest: blah...blah...blah...blah...blah...blah...blah...blah...You may now kiss the bride!
Yuna and Tidus have tongue action
Audience: Ewww!!!
Everyone walks out
Tidus: We can go to my Zanarkand for our honeymoon!
Rikku: No! ^#(@ you!
Tidus takes it literally 0_o
Wakka: Let's go ya?
They go to Kilika
Rikku: Ahh, I love the sun! Happy Honeymooning!
Tidus takes it literally and moons a bee and has a whelp on his left butt cheek
Lulu: Ahh! Fiends!
A fiend rides Lulu's leg
Tidus: Oh no!
They go to the fiends
Rikku: Gas?
Suddenly, the woods explode
All: ...
Tidus: This is disaster!
Yuna: I feel very faint!
Kimarhi: Kimarhi feel blue
Wakka: You are blue, ya?
Lulu: Guys, where are we?
Rikku: Todo, we're not in Kilika anymore!
Paine: It comes!
An old man appears
Old Geezer: Welcome to Purgatory!
All: Oh no! We've gone hell!
Old Geezer: I am Achius. You are in Purgatory, not hell!
All: Oh...
Achius: I see seven of you. 5 are to go to heaven, 1 is to go to hell, and one is to return to Spira, as only six of you were supposed to die!
All: Who is it, then?
Achius: Well, I don't know... I am very very old indeed! You must discover yourselves!
Achius disappears
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Whoa! What a cliffhanger! Next Time, Auron's opinion! Please read and review!