I'M BAACK!!!! Shit how long has it been seance I've updated. The reasons for it was that I was banned from writing, you know how parents are one swear word and your toast. I'm sick today and my parents are both at work so I can do what the hell I want (although I fell like hell at the moment) Thanks to those who have reviewed since my lack of updating

I might not be doing the Matrix thing sorry but its been so long I lost the plot

Chaos: you never had it in the first place. 55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555

GESS WHO'S BACK!!

Artemis: finally I'm male again how long have we been stuck like that!!!

Foaly: (looks at watch) DAMN! 4 months!!! We've missed Christmas.(foally breaks down into tears.) waaaaaaaaa.. I really want to get that deluxe mega 5times bigger Carrot for Christmas.

Holly: (rounds angrily onto wolf and chaos) Why the hell do you start this thing up again NOW.

Wolf: hay don't blame me I've been bad from writing that's why.

Chix: you know I was kinda getting use to the fishnets.

Root: (bursts out in tears) thank frond the evil telly tubby costume is gone.

Butler: (looks round) were did bob and rob go?

(Very large burp comes from wolf, every one looks at her)

Wolf: (breath smells of cheese) what? Hey what do you expect I was a wolf and I was hungry? However, I only ate bob, coffee makes me hyperactive.

Chaos:(running round madly) WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! LALALALALALALALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE COFFEEEEEE!!!!!!! HYPER HYPER HYPERRRRRR!!!!!!

Artemis: I think we know were robs gone.

Foally: so what do we do know? (holly and Artemis grin and start making out again) why do I ask.

Wolf: (large club in hand and an unconsuse Chaos on the ground) lets play a game. Errrr how about truth or dare?

(every one looks at each outher wondering what havoc will happen if they do)

Wolf: (grinning evily) I'm sorry did that sound like a question (large ball of flams apere in her right hand) I think I ment it a an order!

All: yes well all play truth or dare.

Chaos: (getting off the floor) god I needed that, I ll go first. (looks around for first victim) Butler truth or dare?!

Butler: Dare

Chaos: I dare you to kick Artemis realy hard.

Artemis: he wont do that he's my body.. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh( screams in pain as butlers foot contect with his but)

Butler: (trying to hide his grin) sorry sir.

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short I know but I want to work on my other story. Give me ideas for dares or truths please.

And I will be updating soon you cant get rid og me Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (starts coughing vilotly) shit remind me not to laugh evily when having a cold

Please REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!